gnappy, i'm sure he would've gone with your design if you just hadn't replaced his wife's name with yours...



















seriously, are you two dating? if not, you should... considering how much you two talk to each other on here, you'd probably be perfect

he was an usher!

Sounds like someone's a jealous jockey!

WTF!!! I can't view any of them. I get this and nothing happens after I click confirm. ARGH!!!

still works for me.

and the collegehumor one still doesn't

nevermind. Got it to work. Apparently I'm impatient. Never been accused of that before.

I'd say it's time to send in a teammate to get the job done. It's on the bench for you. Gnappy, you're up.

I thought you wanted to be a part of Bob's "team". In most cases, two heads are better than one. But there are exceptions.

It seems you are still here!






Oh how I envy you.... great burn

yeah, I just can't seem to get enough of this place.


Yeah, I aim to please. Acutally that's a lie. I don't aim much and I'm sure I rarely please.

Yeah I saw you posting 5 mins after I logged on and i was like, "Oh shit Bob, I have things to do today!"

I was thinking the same thing. In fact, i was just going to write you a message in your 411, but I'll just do it here. Actually, I'll leave it in your 411. what the hell.

Board Whore

thanks for noticing

close as I could get, but there are those stupid words at the bottom....I believe it's latin.

couple more gems from that episode.

Now I know that's really just a swimming pool on his hand, but the other attached image implies something completely different. exploit on, brother. Well done!

I saw das butt and then the "swimming pool"and made the immediate connection, which of course is the perverted connection.

All righty, y'all

bobaloo's gotta go. Dinner and G-ma's is calling.

have a good night and don't let this place get too crazy without me... unless, of course, all the lvoely ladies leave the pictures up.

Thats the Ruth Powers / Thelma and Louis episode? Killer funny

close... but no cigar. I'm absorbed in season 4 right now, so that'll be your first clue.

I was thinking the same thing, I get the 2 eps. confused.

Oh thats right, it still has Ruth Powers in it but it is when she moves in next door, the Dsa Butt video is part of the welcome basket! haha

Another random FG from that ep



When women are alot like a beer!

hahaha awesome pic and one of the funniest scenes ever!

Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator!
They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um...
[spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more
like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over
your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at
one. You wanna drink another woman! [gets another woman out of the woman]

Many women later, Homer babbles incoherently, then passes out.

I wish they had the last part quoted but I think it ends with "cuz I don't know where it is ya baloney!"

one of the top 10 simpsons moments for sure. I feel honored that it's in my thread. I just watched that one. I think you're right with what was said... at least I know for sure the last word is bologna... I put on the subtitles to figure it out. I like that part in brackets [gets another woman out of the woman] that made me laugh.

I love Homer's drunken ramblings. especially this one...

I watched that one last night too with commentaries. I didn't know Captain McCalister was Conan's last minute creation after the whole Don Rickles fiasco.

Homer's ramblings was something like "If you want it come get it, cuz i don't know where it is ya boloney!. You make me wanna retchhhh.....*snore*"

Oh, yeah. I probably should have mentioned that. that was one piece of interesting trivia on there. along with I think they were saying they had like 2 or 3 different B stories lined up and all they really wanted to do was get homer in court at the end. At least, that's what I got out of it. Last week is such a blur.

the second b story was homer had a hidden talent as a hair stylist?
i don't think it would be hard to formulate a story where homer ends up in court.

Yeah its a personal fav!

That and the one where Lisa is recycling and Homer is drunk and says, "Ok honey thats about all the recycling daddy can handle today"



Bullseye.... funny,funny shit!

I have never seen a Simpsons DVD, and never heard any commentary! All my knowledge comes from Television

Okay. So i was at another board reading up on a new cell phone I'm thinking about getting. Has nothing to do with anything other than I saw this really funny exchange made by two people there. and since this is my 411 and I can do whatever I want in here, I'm going to post it for all to read (so about 3-4 people will see it, including myself). Here goes:


Quote the Raven: "The KRZR suffered from poorer reception than the V3m. Although the phones did equally well in low-signal conditions, I got a few dBm lower readings on the KRZR in stronger-signal situations. Considering the earpiece audio is excellent, I'm hoping a future firmware update will fix this reception issue."
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Maybe I'm the idiot but how could a software update possibly fix the performance of the radio and antenna combination which is what he is measuring with the signal strength meter???
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Sorry, just reporting. Not qualified to determine if you're an idiot or not.

I'm sure that comment will see an appearnace on these boards soon

here u go! and thanks bob!

God, I love this girl. I need to get me an ATV and pay her a visit.

thanks for visiting, Bo. You sure do know how to add some spice to a thead

yeah, thanks bob, for whatever the hell you did.

love a pic of a hot girl with ample bosom barely able to contain them in her hands.

Way to go bob!

Now if I could only get a pic of PD in here, my week would feel complete

I'll try to hook you up w/ something good bro, don't worry. I'm trying

hmm......... that's interesting.

u mean the boanna pic? I heartily concur.

I am not qualified to report on that




Another paint raising effort

ya know I finally got Season 3 of the Simpsons and I watched the pop up episode first of Colonel Homer. They should totally do that with every episide...it was even better than the commentaries, although the easter egg commentary on the michael jackson episode was pretty good.
Well I just thought I'd post that here. I wouldn't want to derail any topics with miscellaneous Simpsons argle bargle.

It's about damn time. Isn't it great. i wish there were more pop-up simpsons. I missed the easter egg commentary on the michael jackson ep. I wasn't die-hard into the commentaries till mid season 3. I would just check 'em out when I thought of it... you know, like watch 3 in a row then go back to all the commentaries. Now I watch an ep, then again with commentaries immediately afterward. Not that you needed that whole explanation.

so anyway... how do you get to the easter egg for it... or is it pretty easy.

I think season 3 is my fav season ever. Has some of the best shows ever. The easter egg for the Michael Jackson is accessed by just going to the 5th audio track-the 4th is the regular commentary(which I haven't listened to yet), the 5th is just Mike Reiss explaining some anecdotes about working with Michael Jackson for this episode ie. Michael Jackson voiced Leon Kompowsky but refused to do the singing parts. He also wrote Lisa's birthday song as well as The Bartman(both uncredited).

Now that I've ruined it for you, there is probably little need to watch it yourself

yeah, but think of all the time you've saved me. Actually, I'm such a nerd, I'll probably still wanna check it out.

you'll still want to hear the about Leon's return show which never happened!

it's on the eleven o'clock news tonight, but we won't tell you why until after sports and weather

Those bastards. they did the same thing to me when they told me about a lethal soft drink. I was thirsty for what seemed like forever.

that's awesome. I just had a customer pay with a Simpsons check. I'd post a pic of it, but I don't have my camera here and it has all her personal info on it. But it's still cool. I gave her a slight discount for it.

they make those?? cooool
my bank offers no such thing.

could you post her personal info here anyway?

You wouldn't want it. She's broke and unattractive. there's no reason to persue her. Actually, she is a very sweet girl... and there is the fact that she likes the Simpsons