QUOTE(boanna @ May 4 2006, 02:11 PM)
i cant do it. i cant fix my signature to quit saying that stupid stuff after my sentence. people have told me how and i guess i am some kind of a friggin idiot.

hell, maybe i cant even read!
“A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man to turns her and says, Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."”
[color=blue][size=1][font=Courier][b]Masturbation is not a crime![/b*] [/size*][/color*][/font*]
Copy what I have typed above and paste it in your signature. Then delete all the *s and only the *s. There are a total of 4 asterisks
I'm guessing on the font, I hope it's the one you want.