And that;s how we shave!

WTF is going on in here... i refuse to read up but im sure it has something to do with Bondi shaving bobs balls..... Wouldn't be surprised if bandit is someone in that frey of postings!.. Parting the thread now!.. Washing hands immediately after leaving!

I would have to agree Puppet , theres some scary shit above ..

Jealous?

Dude, you're way off.















he was shaving my anus

NOW it all makes sense ..

Bondi PM'd me picks... he said he loved it.

HE loved it

so WTF is with everyone fucking up my summer? Why is it that every single fucking weekend is jam-packed solid with bullshit things to do. to count, this summer I've gone to about 4 weddings with one to go, 3 baptisms, birthday parties, graduation parties, anniversary parties, divorce parties, and other boring shit like that. By the way, I've been to ZERO bachelor parties this year
Can't people spread this shit out throughout the entire fucking year? I mean, my january and february are wide fucking open. plan your lame ass shit for then.

Okay. that's it. I just had to get that off my chest. I've got like three big important events to attend this weekend and it's stressing me out.

The weekend of October 12-14 I've got nothing going on. I can finally do something for me. If anyone springs up some last-minute great ideas for plans, I will be writing to you all about for advice on how to get away with murder.

have a great day.

I didn't get invited to ONE wedding this summer. Something to with me and an open bar turns people off

Well, it was last summer, but I invited you to my wedding. And I did send you that Christmas card that you got in like March or whenever.

But, yeah, I would say that an open bar can be a very dangerous situation when you're involved. and even more dangerous if Bondi and young children are involved.

I know what u mean... all winter my calendar is wide open but as soon as spring hits I have a function every fucking weekend right through to the end of the year!

p.s Im going to a killer Bach party in 3 weeks

Killer beach party you say?



oh, nevermind. airfare is like $1400. I'm sure I can search for a better deal and only pay, like, 1200

hey Bob you a cubs fan ? I got some playoff tickets I need to peddle ...

I'm not much of a baseball fan, to be honest. But I do enjoy going to games... much more so than watching on TV or reading about the results in teh paper. In any case, I'm also not a huge fan of paying lots of money for tickets to a baseball; however, I do know some die-hard Cubs fans who might be. So... How many, where, and how much? I'll spread teh word and get back to you. PM me if you want to keep it private.

SO maybe by some miracle the Rockies will win today and play the Cubs in the playoffs and I will get tickets to a game in Chicago for some reason and Bobaloo and I can catch a game.

Sound like a plan?

and maybe 3d will join you guys as well.

Hell yeah. Hell, I'll buy tickets right now!


Um, sure. he can pay for the limo and talk to the driver while Baby and I utilize the roomy interior

Umm.. I think 3D said he was busy with farming? Maybe... hopefully.

yeah. Halloween is coming so he's busy harvesting girlfriends -- I mean, pumpkins

Isn't that what 3d does EVERY fall. pumpkin

Took me a minute, then I was like

Too fucking funny!!!

he sets em up, I spikes em!

We're such a good team.


here's to providing thousands upon thousands of posts for everyone's entertainment.





(actual number of people entertained varies... but it's usually about 4)

No BACH as in Bachelor party, or as we call them here Bucks Party!

Actual details have been kept behind closed doors for now but rumours abound of 6 nude waitresses who allow you to do body shots, jelly wrestling and more than one Lesbian Toy Show

oh, I get it. we've all been reading each others' typos for so long, that I just assumed you meant beach.

In any case, now that you've cleared that up, I think $1400 is a fine price to pay for airfare there.

The rockies made it to the playoffs!!! Did anyone get to see the game?? I'm going to the game on Sunday if there isn't a 3 game sweep. Maybe we'll get to play the Cubs after all

It's a small price to pay from what I hear... did I mention open bar too?

I'm going to stubhub.com now to check for tickets so you and I can catch a game together.


Ooh, open bar, you say? That bumps up the value to the point of being able to justify paying for a first-class ticket.

Why not grab two so you don't have to sit next to some annoying twat

Oh, that's okay. I'm a single-serving friend.

How's that working out for you?

What's that?

Thats clever



Being celever

Haha ... the Rockies swept the Phillies, and the Cubs got swept... looks like we won't be playing each other.

Darn.. and I had tickets to the Rockies game tomorrow if it went to a game 4. .. too bad tickets for next round are selling for 33646 dollars.

I dont love you but you sure do deserve a hello

hey bob, you sexy fucker!

how is that for a completely random post?

random AND untrue

LOL! damn, i missed you Bondi!
But, 3D told me he was hot as hell was he misleading me???

Yeah I missed you 2 Chickie... well 3d has unusual taste in men

I can't believe this horrible thread wasn't buried in the wayback pages.

My incessant need to post kept it somewhat afloat

howdy folks

Just thought I'd drop in.

I finally finished my basement project so I might be able to find a little time here and there to mix it up on the boards. Just thougt I'd warn ya.

so, um, anyone miss me? I mean, besides 3d

well as much as I hate to say it I did miss ya , like a baby misses a rash , or fart misses its smell ...

hope ya had a good christmas , and a awesome start to the new year mate ..

So far so good. Been busy, though. I've had to spread my priorities so thin that I almost forgot what I enjoy doing. I'm working on getting things back on track though.

By the way, what are you doing to babies that you've been giving them rashes???

If I told ya Id have to kill ya ... LOL

hrmm im sure 3d could accomplish telling you and killing you at the same time bob... Herpa-Gona-Fungus of the mouth.. Im fairly sure its an airborne virus mostly like contracted kissing newbs asses without protection.. its a shame~! LOL

oh btw hi bob and 3d!

long time no see puppet , hope things are well in texas ..

Puppet's a doctor???


btw, that was fucking hilarious. herpa-Gona-Fungus. That's going in my repertoire of random funny shit.