alright, the purpose of this thread is to create a place where anyone can vent about anything... it might be some shit at work, some dickhead on the street, something about society in general that just pisses you off...

go ahead, let it out... let's here you rant!


i'll start... i hate the city of chicago... they FINALLY get in line w/the rest of the sensible world and pass a smoking ban that goes into effect this month... the catch? they put in a TWO YEAR exemption for bars, clubs and restaurants... great, two more years of me going out and smelling like an ashtray when i come home, having to air my coat out for days afterwards, oh, and yeah, all the shit that i'm breathing in while i'm there... so here's a royal "fuck you" to the city

I hate when you buy a coffee in a take out cup and they put the part that you open to drink the coffee out of right in line with the seam of the cup and every time you take a drip it feels really annoying and also is more likely to drip. I hate that shit!

I hate when people cut you off on the highway just to drive slower then you, or when someone goes flying by you just to get a head of you on the exit. I guess what I am trying to say is that I hate people that drive like dip shits!

I think that's only like 86% of the population lol.

I hate when someone drinks all the juice or whatever but a corner and put it back in the fridge..So when you pick it up you almost knock yourself out lol..

I hate when im in a public bathroom and you hardly ever see anyone wash their hands ew yuck...

I hate when the toilet set is left up.grrrrrrr!

oh hell yeah... or people that blatantly run red lights, or that don't actually stop at stop signs, or my favorite... the 3rd and sometimes 4th dipshits in the left-turn lane that turn after the light is red... why the fuck are you in such a hurry?

And they always seem to find my car on the highway! What Luck!!!!

I also hate that heat sealed plastic packaging you get electronics, toys and other stuff in. You know the stuff I'm talking about. It has no visible place to open it. You basically need a machete to get into the package thereby destroying the instructions, labels etc. And God forbid you need to return the item cuz when you take it back to the place of purchase it looks like you ran over it with a lawn mower. I think they should encase the space shuttle in this material to shield it from breaking up when reentering the atmosphere.

That is all.

Why is it when you reject some men...they want to lash out at you and call you all kind of bitches and hoes...But before that you were so hot lol I hate that shit.

I know ill be back with more lol.

We just had a ban state wide no exemptions. The bars are the only place I didnt mind it as much if the air circulation is good everywhere else bleck.

UGH yes and Kids Toys are coming impossible to open as well not even regular scissors work you need like the meat and bone cutting ones.

I hate, absolutely loathe, whomever it was that first started using those twist-tie things to tie down toys in their cases. A couple of years ago, I had to open a few toys that had them. Last year about half of the toys had them. This year, every single frikkin toy had those twist ties that chewed up my fingers because I couldn't find any scissors.

I also hate people who take up two parking spots on purpose, so that no one parks next to them. I park next to them anyway, but the problem is that when they leave, it looks like I was the one being a dick by taking up two spaces.

i hate govt computer networks that block this site

keep a pair of wire cutters in the house and a phillips head screw driver for batteries

I really hate people who chew too loud.

No really, I despise that.

Especially gum or carrots.

I guess i'll forever rant lol.

I hate to see the food in someones mouth while theyre chewing
I dont like to see fat chicks in spandex thats a NO NO!
Rude ass people.
Loud people..Especially when youre in the movies and they just cant seem to shut up.

I hate people who think they are superior to anyone else for any reason

I hate terrorism

I hate political correctness

I hate the fact that the majority always seems to give way to the minority

I hate Japanese whaling ships culling hundreds and thousands of whales a year in the name of scientific research

I hate bad drivers

I hate warm beer

I hate the cold

ummmmm.... just off the top of my head

I hate being so hated by you all I hope we can get past this.

Fucking Testify brother!!! I have a young niece and nephew and between my brother, my brother in law and I, we spent much of Xmas day trying to get the kids toys outta their fucking packaging!

Ah we also drank alotta beer

see, that's not necessarily a bad thing... it's just "bondi-proofing"

i hate people that are dipshits and then sue to change things but then complain that there's too much government...

ex) there was a accident around here recently where a train crashed into a bunch of cars.... how did it happen you ask? simple... the fucking cars stopped on the tracks even though there are flashing lights and gates and everything! then the drivers ofthe cars sued the train company (for what? not getting out of the way?!) and now the city is spending $500,000 to study how to improve the intersection and probably $40million to build an underpass...



something else i hate... people that talk on the cell phone and drive at the same time... hang up and pay some fucking attention!



oh yeah... and that annoying woman at the office that says "looks like someone's got a case of the mondays"

so true....and great office space reference

I hate that my husband always tells me we are done and than changes his mind within days and I kind of hae to roll with it for now. I wish he would stick to it already. I hate not knowing things.

fuck em diane! You do what you need to do for yourself.

i hate suzy kolber, the football "analyst" for espn... that woman is HORRIBLE... and to make it even worse, she's not even good to look at

Joe Namath sure thought she was a hot piece of ass. Although he was drunk at the time.

I hate being carded at the bar!

That is the shitty part is to do what I need I have to let him call the shots and he is done with me now and leaves to Orlando tongiht and that is great but I bet anything when he comes back after a few days he will be like ok nevermind. Or even while he is gone he will be like Im sorry blah blah blah blah but for now I have to roll with it. Stupid people I hate them. UGH!!!

I also hate hate hate people who are inconsiderate and totally full of themselves. ~thinking of the Carly Simon song... your so vain... probably think this song is about you..your so vain...

It's not about me Yes I hate people like that too.

no no i never said that.. This is the rant right! Some here and there. There are people like that everywhere. I happen to know one or two or three. Count me out of that vain business.

I was just teasing, yeah they are people like that everywhere stupid people too I hate stupid people.

She's the only one of the on-field airheads I CAN stand. And if Broadway Joe thinks she's cute, who am I to argue?

wasn't that written about Warren Beatty?

Even Im not sure what that means?



Fuck yeah Office Space what a movie!

Have you seen my stapler? haha



When you say football do you mean American Football or what you guys call Soccer?

You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.


Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

ahh, the classics




I mean american football... she's a sideline reporter that, admittedly, knows a lot about the game, but she has the most annoying voice i've ever heard.

I have people that call it "the war on terror"... you're fighting terrorism, which is the act of violence intending to cause fear in people... you're not fighting terror, which is an emotion...

It looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Peter: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.

Or Oil as it may be....I do agree with your comment though... I just hate War








Another hate of mine is that I hate poeple with no passion. By this I don't just mean passion in a sexual way... I am passionate about everything I believe in, about music, about sport.... im a very passionate guy!

i hate when we get a little bit of snow/slush starting to fall and a bunch of the people on the roads turn into retards and start driving like 80 year olds w/glaucoma

Although we don't get snow in Sydney we have the same problem... the rain falls and everyone leaves there driving skills at home

i hate fuckers that don't get snow

i totally agree, but the opposite is also true. We get some pretty crazy winter weather here and the roads get really icy, especially the highway. And you get these morons that HAVE to drive above the speed limit cuz they drive SUV's. Makes me feel good when I see them in the ditch a few miles down the road.

We dont get snow in Syndye but a 4-5 hour drive south is our Snowy Mountains so I can enjoy skiing/boarding in the winter.... ahhh life's luxuries!

Ranting...
i hate checking my oil... i hate changing it worse.

that's what jiffy lube is for...



heh heh, i said lube

I hate it when I go to see a movie and the place is crowded... and every time there's an empty seat in front of me and I'm smiling and happy and thinking ok THIS TIME I was lucky... and then I see him (or her, but mostly they are men) with a Gigantic head walking in... and I know for sure that's the one who's going to spoil my movie when I cannot see the subtitles. (Greetings from Sweden, yup)

I also hate people who don't seem to recognize their actual physical space... err so I mean these who just can turn around when there's someone (read: me) behind them and splash, there goes the coffee all over my shirt (fancy a pic, anyone?)

And I hate stupid people. How come those with a smaller brain always seem to have the largest lungs?

I also hate bad grammar... mostly in my own language of course...

surprisingly, you have better english grammar than a lot of people on this board

i hear jrock gets the boys at jiffy lube to check his oil all the time!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...=check+your+oil
(thanks again urbandictionary! )

hell yeah!... but as long as they don't jork me, isn't it all in good fun anyway?