hey, thats really funny....but.....ive said it once and i will say it again...its all about the girth! i believe a kind gentleman mentioned it here once....if you handed me a garden hose, i'd water the lawn, thats about it!

making my tree stump sound good

umm would you water it naked ?

I don't think there is a type B

trees and treestumps come in very, very handy!

gives me a hell of a woody!

now that was a corny line. Haha. get it?? Acorn. Haha. ahhhh, forget it.

Oh I get.
It's very clever.

So I see



I wonder how that's working out for him?

well lets find a tree stump bend ya over and begin to spank ya for the Bday next month !!!!!!! it might take us a while to finish though ...

Somebody can't see the forest from the trees

I suppose not

Ok, that was an evade level lame joke..... sorry

no worries ..

Now lets forget all our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream

haha spotted (as I've used that one before)

go easy on him bondi, he's a blackeyed pea farmer from the midwest.....and his favorite babysitter went off to college this fall so he has way too much time on his brain.

Yeah but it was worthy of another spin



Yes'm

thanks hun !!!!!

I think you'll find she was takin the piss mate

thats only the beginning for you! after the "comment" you left in my thread! why, why, do i have to whoop your suspendered ass every few weeks!

Im either a slow learner or I LIKE IT !!!!!

How's this for bullshit:

A couple of days ago a friend of mine told me about a program she works for "Feral Felines" that had a Maine Coon cat ready for adoption. So yesterday we have breakfast together than drive over to where these cats are kept. The cat I was interested in was a three month old kitten. So we get to this place, the second floor of a transmission shop, and there's about 30 cats in cages. They bring me the coon cat, I like the way he acts/looks and agree to pay the $70.00 adoption fee. But first someone higher up the heirarchy at this organization has to approve it. I've had a Maine Coon for a pet for over ten years (Bart) until he got killed a couple of years ago. Anyway, this lady from the cat place just called me and said she wasn't going to let me have the cat because she thought the cat would get lonely living here. She thought the cat needed another cat to keep it company. She personally has 18 cats in her house. . The friend who got me interested in the first place is pissed. She thinks it's bullshit and will probably quit. WTF. Since my other cat was named Bart and this one was female, I was gonna name it Maggie. Oh well...

thst is pretty stupid. cats can be social animals as far as living with other cats but do fine on their own, as long as they have their owner. dogs are far more social creatures, so should everyone who wants a dog be forced to get at least 2? and 18 cats in your house?? i could imagine how good her place must smell.
I have 2 cats I have to get rid of...interested?

Yeah, they can do fine on their own. It makes me question the judgement of the person in charge of this program. It would be like me going into a motorcycle shop and asking to buy a 1100cc motorcycle and be told that they didn't think I could handle it. When I've told them that I've been riding an 1100 for ten years, it might change their argument. I've had a coon cat for ten years with no problems, I think I can handle it. And 18 cats? Who needs a lesson on what's best for their welfare?

I agree with you, Closeup. Besides cats are really capable of adapting...The woman that runs the place is just a freak. 18 cats Damn, I remember when we had five and that was way too many. I have two and a German Sheppard, all of them adopted. I'm not into that pure bred papered shit. I had a cat that our vet thought was part Maine Coon...it was an outstanding animal. Good choice...but then I suppose it goes with your territory.

Really more of a coincidence, having already had a coon cat, I wanted another. The thing about Maine Coon cats is that they've never been overbred unlike most dogs and cats. It kinda kept them normal. Anyway, it looks like I'm not getting another one any time soon, but I would recommend that breed to anyone interested in getting a cat.

Was it this lady???

Only if she has 15 more cats in her house. That place must constantly smell like a litter-box, there's no way it can't stink.

Hott doesn't like cats to much...except her own little kitty which she plays with often.

The only feline I ENJOY playing with

I'm not sure I follow. Maybe if you post some pictures of you actively "playing" I might understand better.

yes I think that is what is required

Yeah, i'm just not sure I understand myself. We really need those pics, Hott!

Here's a new topic: O.J. Simpson and his new book, "If I did it." Luckily, Rupurt Murdock came to his senses and we're going to be spared this book and interview. Seriously, can TV get any worse than that? Having a lying, murdering, psychopath cash in on the murder of his wife. Fox TV, or as we say in America, "Only in Australia."

touche

But he can barely be called an Aussie... he hasn't lived here in years!

This reminds me of the constant gags on the Simpsons about the quality of programming by the fine people at FOX!

It also makes a mockery of the justice system as a whole

What is even worse is that even though most of us here can truthfully concede we wouldn't buy the book, it would still be a huge bestseller.
Tells you how many fucking retards there are out there. It's frightening!

Without a doubt... the world is full of some sick motherfuckers

I was looking on EBAY last night and there was a copy of the book selling for $20,000! It had 70 bids. Seven different auctions were trying to sell the book. By this morning they'd all been pulled.

Anything to make a dollar...

Just like when Steve Irwin died. Over the next 24 hours thousands of new listings were added selling Irwin memoribila.... it is rather sickening isn't it?

I guess though that now, that book will be a collectors item of sorts

It's worth a small fortune. If some clerk at Borders had even an inkling that this was going to happen, he could have stole a case of books from the back room and retired. As far as Steve Irwin goes, if they would have captured his death of tape, it probably would have ended up on youtube or somewhere.

It will leak out , they always do , the tabloids , or something , Simpson did it , we all know this , but the justice in this country is really bad , just last week had a handgun slolen from my farm office , saw the guy leave the office , had liscense numbers , all the details , they investigated interogatted him he said nope I didnt take it but I know were it is , but they let him go cause he denied it ..True story .. the gun is in holding now in a neigbering county I have to wait 6 monthes to get it back , in case it was used for a crime ... Im pissed

Thank god for the internet then huh?

they did get it but his wife chose not to release it.

damn, all I have is $19,900

Not only sexy but smart and 100% correct!

This isn't exactly ranting, nor it is raving but this seemed the most appropriate place.

Beer and goldfish crackers DO NOT taste good together!!

That is all........

May I ask how you came to that assumption?

Sure. I was eating the goldfish crackers and drinking a beer at the same time and the combination taste was gross!

Well forgive me, I have no idea what Goldfish crackers are.... I assumed they were sone sort of fish food? haha