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belicked6924
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 22 2006, 05:47 AM)
thats  awesome   comedy  , all good points  , but should hillary be president ?
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Think about it. If Hillary runs and no other women are candidates it's not a matter of should she be President. It's how the hell is this country going to survive another 4-8 years of her being President.
bondiguy
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 22 2006, 06:47 AM)
thats  awesome   comedy  , all good points  , but should hillary be president ?
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It would be a landmark in World Politics!
ddd35
it scares me to death
johnny wadd
At least she Pee's standing up! user posted image
ddd35
2thumbs.gif
QUOTE(johnny wadd @ Aug 23 2006, 10:42 AM)
At least she Pee's standing up! user posted image
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That is true , maybe thats why bill looked elsewere , shes got a bit of extra package ...
ddd35
saw a shirt yesterday that said this

MEET THE FUCKERS

WITH A PICTURE OF THE 2 BUSH PRESIDENTS UNDER IT
bondiguy
I have little to no interest in American Politics... they're all cowboys
ddd35
i can understand that , but here we just call them idiots ......
belicked6924
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 24 2006, 12:30 PM)
i can understand that  , but here we just call them idiots  ......
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and or ddd35 blink.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Aug 24 2006, 07:31 PM)
and or ddd35  blink.gif
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low blow but HEY-OH!!! laughing-smiley-017.gif
ddd35
smilio00.gif smilio00.gif

truly the word idiot is used to discribe politicians and

IOWA = IDIOTS OUT WALKING AROUND ( old saying )

its the only state in the union were ya walk into a car dealeship and turn signals are a option .. food-smiley-004.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 25 2006, 04:53 AM)
smilio00.gif  smilio00.gif

truly  the word idiot is used to discribe  politicians  and 

IOWA   =   IDIOTS OUT WALKING AROUND  ( old saying )

its the only state in the union were ya walk into a  car dealeship and  turn signals are  a option  ..   food-smiley-004.gif
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actually the term idiot was first used to people who weren't politicians. Now it's the other way around.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 25 2006, 11:36 AM)
actually the term idiot was first used to people who weren't politicians. Now it's the other way around.
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Damn you and your quick replys. I was going to post exactly that etymology. Actually, I think I just read it from SD recently... although I've know the history of the word for a while now.
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 25 2006, 12:49 PM)
Damn you and your quick replys.  I was going to post exactly that etymology.  Actually, I think I just read it from SD recently... although I've know the history of the word for a while now.
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uhh, yeah me too. ph34r.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 25 2006, 03:16 PM)
uhh, yeah me too.  ph34r.gif
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Ha! You nerd!
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 25 2006, 05:10 PM)
Ha!  You nerd!
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pot calling kettle black!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 25 2006, 05:15 PM)
pot calling kettle black!
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someone say something about pot?
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 25 2006, 05:48 PM)
someone say something about pot?
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ummm.... I was smoking it cool-smiley-030.gif
belicked6924
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 25 2006, 05:53 AM)
gabba.gif  gabba.gif

truly  the word idiot is used to discribe  politicians  and 

IOWA   =   IDIOTS OUT WALKING AROUND  ( old saying )

its the only state in the union were ya walk into a  car dealeship and  turn signals are  a option  ..   food-smiley-004.gif
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Yea cause you know there's only a few hundred cars in the state coz.gif Drive your yuppy $45,000 Lexus, and I'll go out and wash my $500,000 John Deere that I only drive twice a year.

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ddd35
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Aug 25 2006, 09:34 PM)
Yea cause you know there's only a few hundred cars in the state coz.gif Drive your yuppy $45,000 Lexus, and I'll go out and wash my $500,000 John Deere that I only drive twice a year.

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WOW Im sorry , We just had a new john deere 9760 with lateral tilt and full green star and auto steer delivered before i left friday and with a 12/30 head and we spent right around $300,000. give or take a few thosand , Youd better check with your dealer I think you got took ... food-smiley-004.gif
closeup
A $300,000. corn-picker? I think you should have your head examined. Try leasing next time.
Gnappster
QUOTE(closeup @ Aug 27 2006, 06:41 PM)
A $300,000. corn-picker? I think you should have your head examined. Try leasing next time.
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Immigrants will pick corn for .75/hour unsure.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 28 2006, 12:20 AM)
Immigrants will pick corn for .75/hour  confused-smiley-013.gif
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jesus you are a generous employer!
COMEDYMAN
QUOTE(closeup @ Aug 27 2006, 08:41 PM)
A $300,000. corn-picker? I think you should have your head examined. Try leasing next time.
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$300,000 to pick corn!!??

You could buy 300,000 Illegals here in Florida for a day for that laughing-smiley-017.gif

And they already have experience!
ddd35
well they can pick it , but they cant shell it off the cob for shit , been tried , hell If I had known I could get Gnappy for .75 an hour I would have hired him to teach them ....
jrock8
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 28 2006, 05:57 AM)
well they can pick it , but they cant shell it off the cob for shit  , been tried  ,  hell If I had known I could get Gnappy for  .75 an hour  I would have hired him  to teach them  ....
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well... it'd probably actually cost you $5.75 for gnappy... you'd have to spend 5 bucks on a 6-packr of natty light... but after that, bob says he'll pretty much do anything
Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 28 2006, 04:57 AM)
well they can pick it , but they cant shell it off the cob for shit  , been tried  ,  hell If I had known I could get Gnappy for  .75 an hour  I would have hired him  to teach them  ....
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I can't believe you'd say that! ohmy.gif












I'll work for .50

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 28 2006, 09:31 AM)
well... it'd probably actually cost you $5.75 for gnappy... you'd have to spend 5 bucks on a 6-packr of natty light... but after that, bob says he'll pretty much do anything
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give some credit...it takes at least a 12 pack. food-smiley-004.gif
UncleBuck
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 27 2006, 07:47 PM)
WOW   Im sorry  ,   We just had a new   john  deere  9760  with lateral  tilt and full green star  and  auto steer  delivered before i left friday  and with a 12/30 head and we spent  right around  $300,000. give or take  a few thosand  ,  Youd better check with your dealer I think you got took  ... food-smiley-004.gif
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He must have meant Canadian $ up here similiar combine with pickup header would cost very close to 500g's to put only 300 hr's on it a year and then to sell the grain for next to nothing...that is why I don't farm anymore... yup you heard it here first unclebuck used to be a farmer till the right fellow came along with way too much money and bought me out I invested wisely and have not looked back since. But I do have great respect for farmers and that way of life they do feed the world !!! smilio00.gif
last time I checked oil still tastes like shit tongue.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Aug 28 2006, 01:03 PM)
He must have meant Canadian $ up here similiar combine with pickup header would cost very close to 500g's to put only 300 hr's on it a year and then to sell the grain for next to nothing...that is why I don't farm anymore... yup you heard it here first unclebuck used to be a farmer till the right fellow came along with way too much money and bought me out I invested wisely and have not looked back since. But I do have great respect for farmers and that way of life they do feed the world !!!  smilio00.gif
last time I checked oil still tastes like shit  tongue.gif
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Oh i hear ya , our problem is simply we have had to grow to such big acres we cant afford the down time , so we trade every 2yrs and often times we hire a 2nd machine to help us , the thing that hurts is in 1975 that combine would have cost 50 G and sold the corn for 2.00 and today it costs 300 G and were still getting 2.00 . 2thumbs.gif
UncleBuck
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 28 2006, 03:09 PM)
Oh i hear ya , our problem is simply we have had to grow to such big acres  we cant afford the down time , so we trade  every 2yrs   and often times we hire a 2nd machine to help us , the thing that hurts is in 1975 that combine would have cost 50 G  and sold the corn for  2.00  and today it costs  300 G  and were still getting  2.00 .  2thumbs.gif
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I hear ya
ddd35
I hate when your just about to orgasm and your cell phone rings , and its your wife and she wants to know when you'll be home from work ... gabba.gif
bondiguy
you never really hear men say they had an orgasm.... more like, I came like a fountain
fellatiofiend18
i hate when men use immature terminology for orgasm...... haha

tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 1 2006, 11:44 PM)
i hate when men use immature terminology for orgasm...... haha

tongue.gif
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Thats why I class it up and say... Im Arriving! tongue.gif
ddd35
well I was trying to be politically correct and not say BLowing MY load 2thumbs.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 1 2006, 09:44 PM)
i hate when men use immature terminology for orgasm...... haha

tongue.gif
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 2 2006, 04:35 AM)
Thats why I class it up and say... Im Arriving! tongue.gif
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I tell her, "oops, I arrived, I'll get you a towel"
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 2 2006, 04:57 PM)
I tell her, "oops, I arrived, I'll get you a towel"
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Staying true to your AL Bundy Sig pic tongue.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 2 2006, 04:57 PM)
I tell her, "oops, I arrived, I'll get you a towel"
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SHe said immature not premature Gnappy 2thumbs.gif
fellatiofiend18
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 2 2006, 06:35 AM)
Thats why I class it up and say... Im Arriving! tongue.gif
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man if i heard that, id stop midfuck and say "yea, and im leaving..."

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 2 2006, 06:49 AM)
well I was trying to be politically correct and not say  BLowing  MY load  2thumbs.gif
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blowing a load is ok terminology for me! wink.gif

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 2 2006, 04:57 PM)
I tell her, "oops, I arrived, I'll get you a towel"
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you know what i say to that..... ok, i dont know but its pretty fucking pathetic. haha smilio04.gif lol
paybarraman
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 1 2006, 11:44 PM)
i hate when men use immature terminology for orgasm...... haha

tongue.gif
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I just say "Ahhhhhh Im cumming!!!"

work for your Cort?
ddd35
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 5 2006, 12:52 AM)
man if i heard that, id stop midfuck and say "yea, and im leaving..."
blowing a load is ok terminology for me! wink.gif
you know what i say to that..... ok, i dont know but its pretty fucking pathetic. haha  smilio04.gif  lol
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Well Id a blow my load all over those fine boobs of yours cort . 2thumbs.gif 22.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 4 2006, 10:52 PM)
man if i heard that, id stop midfuck and say "yea, and im leaving..."
blowing a load is ok terminology for me! wink.gif
you know what i say to that..... ok, i dont know but its pretty fucking pathetic. haha  smilio04.gif  lol
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way to make a brother feel bad
smilio13.gif

QUOTE(paybarraman @ Sep 5 2006, 04:40 AM)
I just say "Ahhhhhh Im cumming!!!"

work for your Cort?
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then SHE says, "I haven't even taken my clothes off yet!"
ddd35
I have a problem , my wife and I have been invited to the wedding of a girl friend of ours sister , well the problem is we havent seen the girl friend for probably 2 yrs but she keeps sending me emails telling me how big her boobs are and what she looks like and what she will be wearing under her bridemaids gown (nothing ) yes she is married with 3 kids but has held on to her DD boobies with pride and much work , Now the problem is My wife is pretty pissed at her for sending the emails and such but she feels we should attend the wedding , my feeling is its going to turn ugly so we should just go to the races and stay away ..... HELP
jrock8
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 5 2006, 11:23 AM)
I have a problem ,  my wife and I have been invited to the wedding of a  girl friend of ours sister , well the problem is we havent seen the girl friend for probably 2 yrs  but she keeps sending me emails telling me how big her boobs are  and what she looks like and what she will be wearing under  her  bridemaids gown (nothing )  yes she is married with 3 kids but has held on to her DD boobies with pride and much work , Now the problem is My wife is pretty pissed at her for sending the emails and such  but she feels we should attend the wedding , my feeling is  its going to turn ugly so we should just go to the races and  stay away ..... HELP
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i believe that in order to fully understand this issue and give you a complete answer, we need you to post any pictures of this woman that she sent you... popc1.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 5 2006, 10:23 AM)
I have a problem ,  my wife and I have been invited to the wedding of a  girl friend of ours sister , well the problem is we havent seen the girl friend for probably 2 yrs  but she keeps sending me emails telling me how big her boobs are  and what she looks like and what she will be wearing under  her  bridemaids gown (nothing )  yes she is married with 3 kids but has held on to her DD boobies with pride and much work , Now the problem is My wife is pretty pissed at her for sending the emails and such  but she feels we should attend the wedding , my feeling is  its going to turn ugly so we should just go to the races and  stay away ..... HELP
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I think Hugh Heffner himself gets propositioned less from large breasted women than you do. laughing-smiley-017.gif

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 5 2006, 10:26 AM)
i believe that in order to fully understand this issue and give you a complete answer, we need you to post any pictures of this woman that she sent you...  popc1.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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here here
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 5 2006, 12:36 PM)
I think Hugh Heffner himself gets propositioned less from large breasted women than you do.  laughing-smiley-017.gif
here here
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Huh well in my younger days I seemed to be the nice guy type and drew in the big breasted type women , they used to tell me I was just to damn nice , but if they want to show them off i was more then willing to look ...

im working on the picture for you guys but my wife deleted all of them but ai think I hid some in my home computer Im going to look there when i have time ....
closeup
Does she know your wife has read those Emails? I'd have to question her motivation for sending them. Have any other family members received them, or just you? Sounds like she needs an outlet for showing-off her tits. Sounds like she needs RMM. 08.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(closeup @ Sep 5 2006, 02:29 PM)
Does she know your wife has read those Emails? I'd have to question her motivation for sending them. Have any other family members received them, or just you? Sounds like she needs an outlet for showing-off her tits. Sounds like she needs RMM. 08.gif
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Just me , she is very proud of her boobs always has been , in school she would flash them allot ,,, when she went out she wore tops to show them off ... I want to introduce her to RMM but I need to do it so her hubby doesnt figure it out hed shit a brick .... when she emails she deletes evrything so he doesnt see , theres a thread here called sneaking around well thats her ........ food-smiley-004.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 5 2006, 12:52 AM)
man if i heard that, id stop midfuck and say "yea, and im leaving..."
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What about busting a nut??? tongue.gif

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 5 2006, 12:21 PM)
then SHE says, "I haven't even taken my clothes off yet!"
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laughing-smiley-017.gif no one else picked up on that but it was damn funny grinning-smiley-003.gif
fellatiofiend18
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Sep 5 2006, 06:40 AM)
I just say "Ahhhhhh Im cumming!!!"
work for you Cort?
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hey, thats my line!!!

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 5 2006, 06:42 AM)
Well Id a blow my load all over those fine boobs of yours cort . 2thumbs.gif  22.gif
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oooh why thank you love. i quite like to watch a man shoot his spunk onto me. hot to see the cum exit the head.... mmmmm 11.gif

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 5 2006, 12:21 PM)
way to make a brother feel bad
smilio13.gif

haha oh gnappy, suck it up and take it like a man.....

(dammit, did you just hear bondi sprinting in this direction..... rolleyes.gif )
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 5 2006, 12:21 PM)
then SHE says, "I haven't even taken my clothes off yet!"
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yea thats cuz we fuck with my skirt ON nah.gif
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