i hate going to bed with a headache... waking up with the same damn headache... then having half the day go by and STILL HAVING THE SAME FUCKING HEADACHE!!!

if I ever have a headache it is usually
a. I am dehydrated
b. I need caffeine
and if those 2 don't help I mix a stiff vodka and clamato juice and I'm feeling fine.

but in your case it's probably just a tumor

i'm not dehydrated b/c i drink a ton of water everyday... i don't think i need caffeine b/c i barely ever drink anything w/it so i'm not going through withdrawal...


...and it might be a tumor, but i know that if i go to the doctor and have my head examined, they're not going to find anything (obviates the need for the unsubtle comeback, lol)

Ever thought it has something to do with u spending all day on the computer? Dr. Nora says: U need a long nice shoulder and neck massage. And maybe some rest to your right hand...

I'll let Naraz have that one.

btw, i thought only girls obviated?

hmm... if it weren't for the fact that i wasn't online at all this past weekend, i'd say you might be on to something there..

the massage sounds nice... is that an offer?

oh, and DR. nora? i always pictured you more as the naughty nurse type

Now there is a pic I'd like to see....


Adding to my rant... I hate warm beer!

*pees in a bottle, gives it to bondi and tells him it's fosters*

About that massage... If u don't mind my cold fingers, just sit down and we'll see what I can do.

Naughty nurse type... uh... well... reminds me of those 3 happy years while I was studying and had two naughty nursing students as my roommates in the girl's dorm... those were the days, my friend!

this "rant" thread is getting better and better!

i don't mind the cold fingers...


new rant... i hate that nora had 2 naughty nursing students as roommates and hasn't given us any good, juicy details or, even better, pics of the three of them in action!

Funnily enough the only people that drink Fosters are Americans and Brits... we don't touch that shit here

i hate that bondi doesn't get the obvious jokes!

I hate the concieded jackass's and Bitches that can never feel good about themselves without putting others down.

I hate that I can't spell worth a shit. But at least I can spell shit.

I HATE HOMEWORK AND ORGANIC CHEMISTRY AND PEOPLE THAT TYPE IN CAPS!

Details are always juicy, aren't they... especially those details that are meant to be taken to the grave

I hate when someone comes up with a shoe (I work in a shoe store) and asks me "What size do you have in this?" WTF!!! What size do you wear!!!!?

Or when I'm standing in the bus shelter waiting for a bus, and someone lights up a cigarette right next to me, and no matter where I move to get away from the smoke, it follows me!!! All I have to say, smokers dont be so rude! And stop throwing your cigarettes on the ground! You have ashtrays in your cars, and most public places have little metal boxes made especially for you to put your finnished cigarette in!!!

I hate smelly people! Go take a shower! oh, and brush your teeth too!!

I hate people who complain too much.

I f'in hate it when some one is really trying to make you jealous. I used to be a really jealous person but I've become very comfortable with myself and I don't let things get to me like they used to...but i hate it when someone is tryin to test me. My girl keeps mentioning these men that hit on her, why? She just says things that make me think "what the fuck, i wouldnt say this to her because she would flip" but she says it anyways without worries. I really want to ram my head into a wall

dude the pot, the surfing.... it isn't alla cliche I tell you!




*steals a quote from the simpsons*

"I think she's talking to you" jrock

I hate that too!....ya dumbass

I can't hate on the people who pop on rating sites and make fucked up comments... I mean I do of course.. but i just feel sorry for them that a segment of their lives is to pop on and write something fucked up to someone.... I mean how self concious and self loathing do you have to be NOT to say something nice. How little they must feel about themselves inside.

Like the child hiding in the corner in the dark scared and lonely and their only flicker of light is to lash out at someone... but as soon as their sentence is written, they go back to their corner.... scared.... alone.

People who put others down for no reason are to be pitied. There are some dicks on the front page who always post fucked up stuff. Then they leave a decent comment to another and I just think... You fucking moron, do you think your fucked up comments do not go unread by the girls you leave the decent comments to. Do you think what you say even matters after you have made an off color remark? Ooooo mebbe this girl will like me if i make fun of another girl. Boggles my fucking mind sometimes and yet doesnt suprise me one bit.

To any who leave fucked up comments on the front and read this....

"Everyone sees right THROUGH you, moron. You are a joke. If you leave comments like that on a website, hard to tell what kind of uninteresting asshole you are in real life. Put a gun in your mouth, you are taking up my oxygen"

I hate it when I'm busy looking at melons and then breaking news happens and I have to go to work. Why can't people do stupid things after my shift?!!!

I hate tht school is interfering with my rmm time

Well that makes two of us.

I hate my neighbors.Him and his wife are both dope heads-alcoholics.they have a sweet little girl and they are always fighting and you hear this little 7yr old kid crying for them to stop.I would like to push both their faces in.

alright, now when i say "hello mr. thompson" and step on your foot, you say "hello" .... "hello mr. thompson"

i hate dipshits on the train that think their seat is a drum and bang on it for 15 stops until they get off...


oh, and I HATE the fuckers that have that motorola 2-way that *chirps* everytime they send someone a message!

ummm.... sorry dude, maybe I should move?



You got it.... ahhhh a classic simpsons moment!

I've been pissed off about some of the posts I've seen recently. There's been some people reposting pics that the beautiful women share with us. In my very humble opinion I think that doing this is very rude. It takes some of the control away from these very lovely ladies. They are also pretty smart and can figure out which pic being replied to. If someone wants to take their pics down they should be able to do it without having to bother the mods about it.

damn thats one angry monkey!

Half of me is cracking up over that pic Gnappy! Well Done

The other half is dissapointed I didnt think of that first!

It seems that I can no longer whinge/bitch/moan/complain/whine on the forums anymore but as this thread is a "rant" thread... I am doing exactly that!!!

If people are growing tired of it, then welcome to my world! I also get tired, of fucking retards, of reading the same shit again and again, of seeing the place I love coming to being ruined my some, a minority, of shit for brained fucktards.

I have met some great people through RMM, both men and women and it is possibly the sole reason this place survives... because the good outweighs the bad. At times however, it is an even fucking keel.

WTF


Damn, Bondi, without your sarcasm RMM wouldn't quite be the same.

here here

**hopes I am not a brainless fucktard**



Bitch away Bondi I don't mine, Well besides my sig but that has nothing to do with all this that is about another sort of whining I see

definitely not a brainless fucktard

and in regards to u not minding... there is a message on top of Shoot the Breeze asking us not to do what I just did

The following may get me offside with some people but I am sick of being PC.

I consider myself a pretty tolerant person when it comes to others relegions and or ethnic backgrounds. I live in a very multicultural city where my best friend has Italian heritage. I have anglo saxon friends, went to school with asians, work with a guy thats gay and have the odd Muslim friend so I don't think I can be labelled a racist/bigot/whatever... but.....

I am sick to death of the Muslim faith. Overnight news has flooded through that mi5 in the UK foiled a potential terrorist plot to blow up 10 planes on route from London to the USA midflight all in the name of "jihad"

Although it is months away I will be flying to London for my honeymoon as a gateway through Europe and I would not be human if the whole thing doesn't scare the lving piss out of me. However, I will press on because i will not allow these cunts, these people who are the fucking scum off the earth to ruin my one shot at life!

Alas, if that isn't enough to piss me off, Muslim groups in Australia and throughout the world have come out and said they now fear they will become even greater targets of hate crime and revenge attacks! Not once did they publicly denounce the terrorist act or distance their faith from what these terrorists profess to be fighting for. All they have is a bleeding heart story.

I have never ever felt the need for war at any time and strongly opposed my countries involvement in thw war in Iraq etc but now, again, I am all for it. Rid these parasites from the face of the earth forever

Bondi you said a mouth full , I fly allot never to foreign countrys though , but It amazes me and makes me feel a bit safer when I stand in the security line at the airport and they pull off to the side a towell head , or a dark complex arab looking person and do a serious body check and baggage check on them , I dont consider myself racist at all but these people scare me , they just dont care , they have been taught that if they are Martas then when they die they go to the gods and get 1000 virgins , well I tell ya what bro there are no virgins in HEll ! and thats the only place there headed . I also have mixed emotions abouthe war in Iraq , my main objection is we dont seem to have enough men or ladies over there to do the fighting , My opinion is simple ... NUKE THE BASTARDS LET GOD SORT THEM OUT ... We can go back in 12 monthes and take over the oil fields and grow those fancy tomatoes they grow with nuclear waste ......

and there's the American solution

Well all those people know in there lives is fighting so the only way to change it is to kill them all , warn the innocent ones help them leave then drop the big One !

Just Like isreal they have been fighting for 100,s of yrs they wont stop ...

just razzing u mate... didn't wanna get stuck in war talk... more a venting of some anger over terrorism

Agreed SO hows the weather down under ? its cloudy and wet here has been all week .... lame try at changing the subject

last few days have been beautiful winter days in Sydney. Sunshine and about 20-21 Celcius... I dont know the Farenheit

Just a slight correction to your statement here, it's more like 10,000 years.

According to this logic slaves should have never been taught how to read and write either because for hundreds of years they couldn't do either and those that could couldn't do it in English.

In Israel you would want to fight too if you had been opressed against or if some assmunch group of terroists had attacked you. Oh yea an assmunch group of terrorists did attack and now we are at war with that group.






Don't mean to pick on you so much about your opinions, but I really am fed up with the attitude of "just nuke em" it will solve all our problems. Nuclear war is NOT an answer in any circumstance. The chain reaction that would start with a single nuclear attack from any country upon another would be worldwide catastrophe. If you don't feel like we are on the verge of WWIII, that would be a quick way to get it started.

It's funny how much death and suffering occur in the name of God. Muslims, Jews, Christians all believe in the same "God" yet look at all the conflict it causes. I'm Roman Catholic but I don't feel the need to push my beliefs or kill people in the name of my God. And I'm not just picking on Muslims, look at the shit that Christianity cuased through much of Middle Ages and beyond. And Judaism? They killed Jesus for pete's sake (just messing on that one, I'm not Mel Gibson).
I read an interesting quote from a heavy metal dude, who was accused of propagating Satanism: "It's hardly Satan worshippers who are blowing things up all over the world these days." I don't want to start a religious debate, but it's stupid how many problems extremist religious groups cause. Jihadist muslims blowing shit up, extremist Christians only seeing the world in black and white, good and evil. Just believe in what you want to believe, be spiritual, help people out when you can, try to evolve yourself as best as you can and let that be that.

And bondi, don't sweat it, there are THOUSANDS of flights a day, so the chances any crazy shit will happen is pretty slim.



Sheeeiiit, on our way to Vegas my wife got the "thorough"search, not a cavity search or anything but a pat down and everything. I think it's cuz she's a travel agent and tried correcting the first security dude's terminology of the difference between a ticket and a boarding. So he says to the next security woman, "She doesn't have a carry on" which must be code for "give her a hard freaking time!' haha. ANd then I got the same thing on our way back. And we're both whiter than Brooke Shields. Just thought I'd add my little anecdote.



Good points, especially about the nukes comments.
I think the states knows this too, otherwise they'd probably be firing these things off like bottle rockets on the 4th of July :
BOOM

The war in Iraq is not about these groups commiting these terrorist attacks. The war in Afghanistan is the one that not near as much effort was put on.

Saddam down the line supposedly helped the terrorists ALONG with MANY other countries. But the war with saddam is supposedly cause he was an immediate threat to us with all his weapons, than it was turned into a humanitarian thing cause he is a mean leader. Allthough there are countries in Africa with leaders far worse that are commiting genocide on people.

But anyway so many think that the war in Iraq is because of the terrorists and its not. Iraq was not responsible for the Terrorist Attacks here or in London or the new ones that were being attempted.



I feel bad for the Muslim religion cause these killings are not what they stand for. They are the work of extremist that say they are doing it in the name of there religion.

there is a chritain hate group throughout the United States that believes in barbaric killings of anyone non white in the name of god and they call themselves christian and any true christian knows this is not what the religion stands for.

An entire religion should not be blamed for these extremist cults. IMO

Good point, but a few bad always outshine the good as far a notoriety goes. ie. all priests molest boys.

It's funny, my boss always says "We should send all these Hindu's back to their own countries" whenever terrorist plots unfold. I tried to explain to him once that it is extremist Muslims not Hindus, but he seems to think everywhere from India to Turkey is one place sharing the same religious beliefs, so I've given up. Now when he goes on one of his tirades I just smile and nod politely.