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Christof
Hurray! Football (proper football) has started and the toon army are shaping up to maybe finish somewhere near the top this year, then maybe next year will be in with a chance, this year just want someone, anyone to beat chelsea
bondiguy
QUOTE(Christof @ Sep 24 2006, 06:59 AM)
Hurray! Football (proper football) has started and the toon army are shaping up to maybe finish somewhere near the top this year, then maybe next year will be in with a chance, this year just want someone, anyone to beat chelsea
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Who will beat them Christof??? Liverpool are up and down this year
evade20
QUOTE(penelope @ Sep 8 2006, 04:54 PM)
Anyway proper football rules (thats soccer to you guys!)
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A quick vid for all the RMMer's like Penelope who love Proper Football!

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bondiguy
QUOTE(evade20 @ Sep 27 2006, 01:48 AM)
A quick vid for all the RMMer's like Penelope who love Proper Football!

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You are fast becoming link crazy!!! tongue.gif
evade20
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 27 2006, 06:24 AM)
You are fast becoming link crazy!!! tongue.gif
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...and that's a problem? Who knew? confused-smiley-013.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(evade20 @ Sep 26 2006, 11:48 PM)
A quick vid for all the RMMer's like Penelope who love Proper Football!

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I'm too lazy to look......unless there are boobs or a guy getting hit in the groin with a football in it.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 27 2006, 11:48 AM)
I'm too lazy to look......unless there are boobs or a guy getting hit in the groin with a football in it.
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ohmy.gif are there really people out there who are footballs in their groins?? unsure.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 27 2006, 11:48 AM)
I'm too lazy to look......unless there are boobs or a guy getting hit in the groin with a football in it.
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laughing-smiley-017.gif but football in the groin had a football in the groin laughing-smiley-017.gif
closeup
Let's get this topic back on track, ie, How about those Patriots? They gave Cincy a spanking they won't soon forget. And props to Da Bears, they're looking like they might do something this year.
bondiguy
I started watching a game on cable on Monday night.....


















It just finished blink.gif
wild n crazy
coz.gif such guys! all these boobs and yall STILL talk about football! bang.gif guess we just arent cutting it for yall!!
Christof
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 27 2006, 05:48 AM)
Who will beat them Christof??? Liverpool are up and down this year
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Not sure, Liverpool are a bit hit and miss at the minute, arsenal arent doing so well but better recently, Man U have pretty much sold all there main strikers and not replaced them, Maybe Everton will upset everyone.
Christof
QUOTE(wild n crazy @ Oct 5 2006, 07:27 AM)
coz.gif  such guys! all these boobs and yall STILL talk about football!  bang.gif  guess we just arent cutting it for yall!!
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theres always time for football, but then theres always time for boobs, in fact cheerleaders are one think american football did get right
bondiguy
Wild that can be fixed with more pics popc1.gif

QUOTE(Christof @ Oct 5 2006, 03:31 AM)
Not sure, Liverpool are a bit hit and miss at the minute, arsenal arent doing so well but better recently, Man U have pretty much sold all there main strikers and not replaced them, Maybe Everton will upset everyone.
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I'd like to see Everton get up.... Timmy Cahill is beautiful to watch as an Aussie fan!
closeup
OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended
practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete
analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown
to Raider players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided
the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

I didn't write this, it came off Craigslist. I thought when I Cut & Pasted it, it would obvious. I enjoyed it and thought you guys would too.
Gnappster
QUOTE(closeup @ Oct 6 2006, 11:36 AM)
OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended
practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete
analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown
to Raider players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided
the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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HEY-OH!
bondiguy
Argentina's national soccer team recently ran out on their home ground for a World Cup Qualifier only to find no markings on the field. The sqaud looked around only to find Maradona snorting the goal line
closeup
Big game for the Patriots this week, we've got Indy Sunday night. The Bears have a bye week, er, I mean they're playing the Dolphins.
bondiguy
I assume the Dolphins are perrenial losers tongue.gif
closeup
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 3 2006, 12:26 AM)
I assume the Dolphins are perrenial losers tongue.gif
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They used to be good, as a matter of fact, they're the only team in NFL history to go undefeated all season. This year they suck, 1-6. The Bears are undefeated so far, so they should be able to mop the floor with Miami. If they do get beaten by the Dolphins, it would be considered a huge upset.
bondiguy
A few years back I showed some interest in the NFL because it was a craze her for a little while and I along with every other non american liked the Dallas Cowboys. Are they still good or do the suck balls?
closeup
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 3 2006, 04:18 PM)
A few years back I showed some interest in the NFL because it was a craze her for a little while and I along with every other non american liked the Dallas Cowboys. Are they still good or do the suck balls?
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I think the best way to describe the Cowboys is they didn't live up to the expectations fans had for them this year. Sort of middle of the pack. If you guys down under want a team to root for, there's not finer team you could choose than the New England Patriots. Maybe I'm biased, but they have won three Super Bowls in the last four years.
lonely1275
QUOTE(wild n crazy @ Oct 5 2006, 01:27 AM)
coz.gif  such guys! all these boobs and yall STILL talk about football!  bang.gif  guess we just arent cutting it for yall!!
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I think WNC needs to spice things up around here.
natalie
QUOTE(lonely1275 @ Nov 4 2006, 01:41 PM)
I think WNC needs to spice things up around here.
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Christof
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 4 2006, 07:12 PM)
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Sweet jesus, I was going to make a post about the everton and Liverpool games today but for the life of me I cant remember what that was.
ddd35
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 4 2006, 02:12 PM)
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id like to play football with nats boobies ,,, Oh my , and I came to read about football and found these ...it is a good saturday .. 2thumbs.gif
lonely1275
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 4 2006, 01:12 PM)
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Nat, baby, you have the assets to make any football team get distracted.
closeup
QUOTE(lonely1275 @ Nov 4 2006, 06:08 PM)
Nat, baby, you have the assets to make any football team get distracted.
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When does it go from cleavage to tits? I'd say Natalies picture is right on the line.
lonely1275
QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 4 2006, 06:20 PM)
When does it go from cleavage to tits? I'd say Natalies picture is right on the line.
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Nope, still cleavage. Can't see the nipples, so not a tit pic.
UncleBuck
QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 4 2006, 07:20 PM)
When does it go from cleavage to tits? I'd say Natalies picture is right on the line.
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whoa... timeout need to think about this call maybe have to go upstairs to camera and check out more pics !!! Nat you will have to provide some more pics so that we can be sure of the call:)
ddd35
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Nov 4 2006, 08:35 PM)
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whoa... timeout need to think about this call maybe have to go upstairs to camera and check out more pics !!! Nat you will have to provide some more pics so that we can be sure of the call:)
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as the line judge here id agree , we need instant replay !!!!!
ddd35
QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 3 2006, 08:06 AM)
They used to be good, as a matter of fact, they're the only team in NFL history to go undefeated all season. This year they suck, 1-6.  The Bears are undefeated so far, so they should be able to mop the floor with Miami. If they do get beaten by the Dolphins, it would be considered a huge upset.
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Im pretty sure the 85 bears were undefeated when they won the super bowl werent thay ? at least that is what there comparing the 06 bears to ..
bondiguy
QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 3 2006, 11:28 PM)
I think the best way to describe the Cowboys is they didn't live up to the expectations fans had for them this year. Sort of middle of the pack. If you guys down under want a team to root for, there's not finer team you could choose than the New England Patriots. Maybe I'm biased, but they have won three Super Bowls in the last four years.
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I am always one to jump on the bandwagon! grinning-smiley-003.gif
closeup
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 5 2006, 07:56 AM)
Im pretty  sure the 85 bears were undefeated when they won  the super bowl werent thay ?   at least that is what there comparing  the 06 bears to  ..
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Only the Dolphins have gone a whole season undefeated. Every year, when the last undefeated team loses, the 72 Dolphins open a bottle of champange.
bondiguy
QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 6 2006, 12:24 PM)
Only the Dolphins have gone a whole season undefeated. Every year, when the last undefeated team loses, the 72 Dolphins open a bottle of champange.
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Yeah I have heard that on Foz News or something....

I just do that every day grinning-smiley-003.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 3 2006, 08:06 AM)
They used to be good, as a matter of fact, they're the only team in NFL history to go undefeated all season. This year they suck, 1-6.  The Bears are undefeated so far, so they should be able to mop the floor with Miami. If they do get beaten by the Dolphins, it would be considered a huge upset.
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well the bears lost as did the pats , its a sad day in amrican history ....
closeup
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 7 2006, 09:28 AM)
well the bears lost as did  the pats , its a sad day in amrican history  ....
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Not only that, it sucked big time. I'm not gonna say the Pats should of won, they didn't play well enough to win. But it still sucks.
ddd35
QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 9 2006, 11:35 PM)
Not only that, it sucked big time. I'm not gonna say the Pats should of won, they didn't play well enough to win. But it still sucks.
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the beaRS need a new QB rex grossman sucks
Seymour
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 10 2006, 05:32 PM)
the beaRS  need a new QB   rex grossman sucks
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Giants v Bears Sunday night
natalie
Hahahahahahahaha! The B.C. Lions spanked the sask Rough Riders!!!!!!!!!!
Their gonna go all the way baby!












Boy that could be interpreted gaily couldn't it? laughing-smiley-017.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 13 2006, 01:55 PM)
Hahahahahahahaha! The B.C. Lions spanked the sask Rough Riders!!!!!!!!!!
Their gonna go all the way baby!
Boy that could be interpreted gaily couldn't it? laughing-smiley-017.gif
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ummmmmm yeah !!!!!!
ddd35
well the patriots lost for the 2nd week in a row bu the bears won there back on track .. food-smiley-004.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 13 2006, 11:55 AM)
Hahahahahahahaha! The B.C. Lions spanked the sask Rough Riders!!!!!!!!!!
Their gonna go all the way baby!
Boy that could be interpreted gaily couldn't it? laughing-smiley-017.gif
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bang.gif
the riders didn't even show up to play half that game. what a dismal performance...time to can barrett me thinks.
but I guess I can take solace in the fact that one of the best players on the lions, jason clermont, is from regina. confused-smiley-013.gif
Seymour
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 13 2006, 01:55 PM)
Hahahahahahahaha! The B.C. Lions spanked the sask Rough Riders!!!!!!!!!!
Their gonna go all the way baby!

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Congrats

It's always fun when your team wins
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 14 2006, 11:50 AM)
bang.gif
the riders didn't even show up to play half that game. what a dismal performance...time to can barrett me thinks.
but I guess I can take solace in the fact that one of the best players on the lions, jason clermont, is from regina.  confused-smiley-013.gif
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Do Canadians get into American Football?
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 20 2006, 10:28 PM)
Do Canadians get into American Football?
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Yeah the NFL(american football) is pretty huge in Canada too, but we have the CFL(canadian footbal) here as well, which is probably more popular. Talent wise it's not at as high of a level as the NFL and many players who can't make it there play here. Well a lot of the time it's not so much that they lack talent, many just aren't big enough to cut it in the NFL. But Ricky Williams played in the CFL this year and didn't do all that much. It takes some time for Americans to get used to playing with our rules.
I know many American will scoff at the CFL but it really is a great league to watch. There are bigger hyped games in the NFL, but I think the CFL provides more entertaining games on a more consistent basis.
The game of "american football" actually originated in Canada.where it had been adapted from rugby. The two games are virtually identical, but Canada has bigger balls(naturally tongue.gif ), we have 3 downs instead of 4, our field is wider and longer, and we have one extra player on the field per team. That's about it.
Seymour
The NFL stole some Canadians too. Warren Moon and Swervin Mervyn Fernandez come to mind. And Joe Kapp
Seymour
You can keep your balls.

We'll just continue to steal your comedians instead.
closeup
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 21 2006, 11:30 AM)
Yeah the NFL(american football) is pretty huge in Canada too, but we have the CFL(canadian footbal) here as well, which is probably more popular. Talent wise it's not at as high of a level as the NFL and many players who can't make it there play here. Well a lot of the time it's not so much that they lack talent, many just aren't big enough to cut it in the NFL. But Ricky Williams played in the CFL this year and didn't do all that much. It takes some time for Americans to get used to playing with our rules.
I know many American will scoff at the CFL but it really is a great league to watch. There are bigger hyped games in the NFL, but I think the CFL provides more entertaining games on a more consistent basis.
The game of "american football" actually originated in Canada.where it had been adapted from rugby. The two games are virtually identical, but Canada has bigger balls(naturally tongue.gif ), we have  3 downs instead of 4, our field is wider and longer, and we have one extra player on the field per team. That's about it.
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Where's the scoffing Smilie? Oh well, this smilio02.gif is close enough.
Gnappster
QUOTE(Seymour @ Nov 21 2006, 12:26 PM)
You can keep your balls.

We'll just continue to steal your comedians instead.
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You can have Howie Mandel. puke1.gif

But there are some funny bastards who hail from up here. food-smiley-004.gif
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