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bondiguy
QUOTE(damnyankee @ Jul 27 2006, 04:58 PM)
Thanks buddy! food-smiley-004.gif Join me for a beer?
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You drink Beer too??? blink.gif

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 27 2006, 06:03 PM)
Not that I know of.
To me smarties are a candy covered chocolate similar to M&Ms that are only available in Canada. confused-smiley-013.gif
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We have those smarties in Aus too, as well as M&Ms

QUOTE(damnyankee @ Jul 27 2006, 08:17 PM)
spring 2007...cant wait simpsons the movie..hehe 2thumbs.gif
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and a simpsons fan? Are you some sort of "ideal woman cyborg"?
Mr_Trent
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 27 2006, 09:55 PM)
You drink Beer too??? blink.gif
We have those smarties in Aus too, as well as M&Ms
and a simpsons fan? Are you some sort of "ideal woman cyborg"?
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If she's a cyborg, then I'm definitely going to have to protect that programming because it's amazing.

And the mechanic is pretty damn good too tongue.gif

*can do the Dr. Zoidberg "wowowowowowo" absolutely perfectly*
bondiguy
I have to go stand over there now
girlie_girl
QUOTE(Mr_Trent @ Jul 27 2006, 05:30 PM)
*buys some beer for DY*
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well poop on you too



of course I'll celebrate with ya DY here's one for u drinkup.gif
Mr_Trent
QUOTE(girlie_girl @ Jul 27 2006, 11:26 PM)
well poop on you too
of course I'll celebrate with ya DY here's one for u  drinkup.gif
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Hey GG, I'll buy you a beer too.

*passes you a can of Kokanee* smile.gif
girlie_girl
QUOTE(Mr_Trent @ Jul 28 2006, 02:27 AM)
Hey GG, I'll buy you a beer too.

*passes you a can of Kokanee* smile.gif
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that's ok, I already bought my own.


*gives it back*


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Mr_Trent
QUOTE(girlie_girl @ Jul 27 2006, 11:36 PM)
that's ok, I already bought my own.
*gives it back*
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sad.gif

I'm sorry... *walks off sadly*
confused-smiley-013.gif

*sneaks up and steals your beer*


Sure you don't want my can of Kokanee?
bondiguy
QUOTE(girlie_girl @ Jul 28 2006, 02:36 AM)
that's ok, I already bought my own.
*gives it back*
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Gotta love it when a lady dishes out a burn to a guy laughing-smiley-017.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(damnyankee @ Jul 27 2006, 07:36 PM)
ay...you guys see the one when Homer took some of mr.burns's viagra-type injection??? Man the look on Homer's face was priceless...drool gushing out as he flew up to Marge in the bed... laughing-smiley-014.gif
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"simpson, put my hand on her knee"

"yes mr. burns"

"i said 'her'.... and i said 'knee'"

laughing-smiley-014.gif one of my all-time favorites laughing-smiley-014.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 27 2006, 11:47 PM)
I have to go stand over there now
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sounds like a Simpsons reference but can't place it.
Anyway reminds me of the Springfield Elementary Science Fair.:
Chuck:Can I touch it?
Dad:I've worked too long and hard on this for you to screw it up now.
Chuck: But it's got my name on it.
Dad: Just stand over there!
[kid walks off screen]
Dad: Over there!!
jrock8
QUOTE(damnyankee @ Jul 27 2006, 07:31 PM)
psh...are you joking? EVERYONE loves the Simpsons. Homer is DA MAN. And I like how every show has a little moral to it. Plus watching Homer trying to open a beer is funny as shit. ooo aaahh oo monkey.
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Marge: The moral of this story is a good deed is its own reward.
Bart: Hey, we got a reward. The head is cool.
Marge: Well then... I guess the moral is no good deed goes unrewarded.
Homer: Wait a minute. If I hadn't written that nasty letter, we wouldn't gotten anything.
Marge: Well... then I guess the moral is the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Lisa: Perhaps there is no moral to this story.
Homer: Exactly! It's just a bunch of stuff that happened.
Marge: But it certainly was a memorable few days.
Homer: Amen to that!

or possibly another classic...

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

tongue.gif
girlie_girl
DY, sweetie, may I just say you've out done yourself with that new ren faire pic.



oh.


my.


God.


love-smiley-052.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jul 28 2006, 09:30 AM)
Marge: The moral of this story is a good deed is its own reward.
Bart: Hey, we got a reward. The head is cool.
Marge: Well then... I guess the moral is no good deed goes unrewarded.
Homer: Wait a minute. If I hadn't written that nasty letter, we wouldn't gotten anything.
Marge: Well... then I guess the moral is the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Lisa: Perhaps there is no moral to this story.
Homer: Exactly! It's just a bunch of stuff that happened.
Marge: But it certainly was a memorable few days.
Homer: Amen to that!

or possibly another classic...

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

tongue.gif
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or
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

and

Homer: Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?
Gnappster
DY you pics today were magnifique!

I don't think you could take a bad picture but you still always strive to take better and better ones. I dare say you're succeeding.
That is allŪ
damnyankee
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jul 28 2006, 10:43 AM)
"simpson, put my hand on her knee"

"yes mr. burns"

"i said 'her'.... and i said 'knee'"

laughing-smiley-014.gif one of my all-time favorites  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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yep its a keeper. 2thumbs.gif
damnyankee
QUOTE(Mr_Trent @ Jul 28 2006, 01:38 AM)
If she's a cyborg, then I'm definitely going to have to protect that programming because it's amazing.

And the mechanic is pretty damn good too tongue.gif

*can do the Dr. Zoidberg "wowowowowowo" absolutely perfectly*
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cyborg...uh...NO. I am human flesh nimrods. What you think missiles fly out of my boobies??? action-smiley-047.gif
damnyankee
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jul 28 2006, 11:30 AM)
Marge: The moral of this story is a good deed is its own reward.
Bart: Hey, we got a reward. The head is cool.
Marge: Well then... I guess the moral is no good deed goes unrewarded.
Homer: Wait a minute. If I hadn't written that nasty letter, we wouldn't gotten anything.
Marge: Well... then I guess the moral is the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Lisa: Perhaps there is no moral to this story.
Homer: Exactly! It's just a bunch of stuff that happened.
Marge: But it certainly was a memorable few days.
Homer: Amen to that!

or possibly another classic...

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

tongue.gif
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laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
damnyankee
QUOTE(girlie_girl @ Jul 28 2006, 11:33 AM)
DY, sweetie, may I just say you've out done yourself with that new ren faire pic.

oh.
my.
God.
love-smiley-052.gif

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And my fantasies darling...with your nice long tongue and dem big ol boobies!!! Awesome pic today yourself... wink.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(damnyankee @ Jul 28 2006, 10:46 AM)
cyborg...uh...NO. I am human flesh nimrods. What you think missiles fly out of my boobies??? action-smiley-047.gif
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As preposterous as the idea is I would like to check in person to be sure.
evade20
DY,

Congratulations on holding down the top three ratings pics. Your pics this morning are awesome. love-smiley-077.gif love-smiley-077.gif love-smiley-085.gif love-smiley-085.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 28 2006, 11:19 AM)
sounds like a Simpsons reference but can't place it.
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Yes it is, when Rev Lovejoy's daughter comes home from school and Bart tries to talk to her outside church after the its all finished. He talks like a nerd etc and she says, "I have to go and stand over there now"

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 28 2006, 11:49 AM)
or
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

and

Homer: Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?
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The first quote there is a killer.... one of the funniest! The chuckle at the end of it is priceless!

Believe it or not I was thinking of that Ep this morning. Remember when Homer n Marge is in bed;

Homer:I have figured out the boys punishement;
1) He's Grounded! He can't leave the house, not even for school!
2) No Egg Nog, in fact, no Nog period!
3) Absolutely no stealing for 3 months!

laughing-smiley-014.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 28 2006, 03:33 PM)
Yes it is, when Rev Lovejoy's daughter comes home from school and Bart tries to talk to her outside church after the its all finished. He talks like a nerd etc and she says, "I have to go and stand over there now"
The first quote there is a killer.... one of the funniest! The chuckle at the end of it is priceless!

Believe it or not I was thinking of that Ep this morning. Remember when Homer n Marge is in bed;

Homer:I have figured out the boys punishement;
1) He's Grounded! He can't leave the house, not even for school!
2) No Egg Nog, in fact, no Nog period!
3) Absolutely no stealing for 3 months!

laughing-smiley-014.gif
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hahaha he's such a good father
bondiguy
One of my fav scenes that one!

"Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? I din't hear anyone laughing... did you?"

Oh and DY... great new pics hun 08.gif
girlie_girl
QUOTE(damnyankee @ Jul 28 2006, 12:48 PM)
And my fantasies darling...with your nice long tongue and dem big ol boobies!!! Awesome pic today yourself... wink.gif
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titlover121
damnyankee is damn fine
belicked6924
QUOTE(titlover121 @ Jul 30 2006, 07:45 PM)
damnyankee is damn fine
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Why hello there Capitan.
bondiguy
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 30 2006, 10:51 PM)
Why hello there Capitan.
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Indeed... thanks for the heads up blink.gif
belicked6924
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 30 2006, 11:53 PM)
Indeed... thanks for the heads up blink.gif
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May have not been explanatory itself, Capitan Obvious. grinning-smiley-003.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 31 2006, 12:56 AM)
May have not been explanatory itself, Capitan Obvious. grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Oh no i got it in one... i was refering to titlover
belicked6924
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 31 2006, 12:15 AM)
Oh no i got it in one... i was refering to titlover
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Got it food-smiley-004.gif
jrock8
dy's been quiet around here for far too long... it's already tuesday, but i'm guessing she's still recovering from an incredibly crazy weekend laughing-smiley-017.gif
girlie_girl
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2006, 08:39 PM)
dy's been quiet around here for far too long... it's already tuesday, but i'm guessing she's still recovering from an incredibly crazy weekend laughing-smiley-017.gif
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she commented on my new pic, maybe she just doesn't want to talk to you. nah.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(girlie_girl @ Aug 1 2006, 08:23 PM)
she commented on my new pic, maybe she just doesn't want to talk to you.  nah.gif
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equally likely... i wouldn't talk to me if i was her either laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
WEll handled Jrock... I think we were just spoilt last week! Maybe someone should call her a fake again? That sprung her into action tongue.gif
damnyankee
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2006, 08:39 PM)
dy's been quiet around here for far too long... it's already tuesday, but i'm guessing she's still recovering from an incredibly crazy weekend laughing-smiley-017.gif
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yea sometimes Im quiet and chilled out and sometimes I feel like chatting...depends on my mood. I didn't go to the zoo this past weekend b/c of the rain but also b/c I was sick. Probably the sickest I have ever been IN MY LIFE. Apparently I had alcohol posisoning....it was horrible alc.gif
evade20
QUOTE(damnyankee @ Aug 2 2006, 12:33 PM)
yea sometimes Im quiet and chilled out and sometimes I feel like chatting...depends on my mood. I didn't go to the zoo this past weekend b/c of the rain but also b/c I was sick. Probably the sickest I have ever been IN MY LIFE. Apparently I had alcohol posisoning....it was horrible   alc.gif
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You have to watch that hooch...sometimes it just goes down too easy. blink.gif
damnyankee
QUOTE(evade20 @ Aug 2 2006, 12:36 PM)
You have to watch that hooch...sometimes it just goes down too easy. blink.gif
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yea really...no more mixed drinks for a loooong time...keep it safe with beer. 2thumbs.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(damnyankee @ Aug 2 2006, 11:37 AM)
yea really...no more mixed drinks for a loooong time...keep it safe with beer. 2thumbs.gif
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lmao... "sickest i have ever been in my life" remedied by "no more mixed drinks" but still "keep[ing] it safe with beer" ... gotta love a woman that can make a committment tongue.gif



... just be happy that nobody slipped you a mickey (do people even say that anymore? blink.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif )


in all seriousness though, i'm sure i speak for everyone here when i say i hope you're feeling better and are back to normal as soon as possible dy love-smiley-077.gif
damnyankee
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 2 2006, 12:58 PM)
lmao... "sickest i have ever been in my life" remedied by "no more mixed drinks" but still "keep[ing] it safe with beer" ... gotta love a woman that can make a committment tongue.gif
... just be happy that nobody slipped you a mickey  (do people even say that anymore? blink.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif )
in all seriousness though, i'm sure i speak for everyone here when i say i hope you're feeling better and are back to normal as soon as possible dy  love-smiley-077.gif
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Thank you JRock. Actually I have no desire to drink ANYTHING after that for a good long time. I mean I was vomiting the NEXT day all day long...and couldn't even walk. That is pretty bad.....Live and learn. cool.gif
actarus
Get well! 2thumbs.gif love-smiley-077.gif

We need you healthy and sexy as always smile.gif
girlie_girl
aww I hope you feel better dy *blows you kisses*
hott1976
just showin love...not sure if i've done that for you yet! smile.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Aug 2 2006, 03:43 PM)
just showin love...not sure if i've done that for you yet!  smile.gif
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now THAT is a combination that i know everyone around here would love to see...
hott1976
yeah me to! I'm game.
damnyankee
QUOTE(actarus @ Aug 2 2006, 02:29 PM)
Get well!  2thumbs.gif  love-smiley-077.gif

We need you healthy and sexy as always smile.gif
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thank you love-smiley-077.gif love-smiley-077.gif
damnyankee
QUOTE(girlie_girl @ Aug 2 2006, 04:24 PM)
aww I hope you feel better dy *blows you kisses*
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thank you darlin' love-smiley-077.gif love-smiley-077.gif love-smiley-077.gif
damnyankee
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Aug 2 2006, 04:43 PM)
just showin love...not sure if i've done that for you yet!  smile.gif
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hey hott! Ive seen you around here, one of my all time favorites!..wish I had your perky boobies.. 08.gif love-smiley-077.gif smile.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(damnyankee @ Aug 2 2006, 04:41 PM)
hey hott! Ive seen you around here, one of my all time favorites!..wish I had your perky boobies.. 08.gif  love-smiley-077.gif  smile.gif
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umm, dy... have you looked in a mirror lately (hell, or even just took a glance down)? yours look pretty damn firm and perky to me love-smiley-085.gif
mrhorny281
QUOTE(damnyankee @ Aug 2 2006, 01:09 PM)
Thank you JRock. Actually I have no desire to drink ANYTHING after that for a good long time. I mean I was vomiting the NEXT day all day long...and couldn't even walk. That is pretty bad.....Live and learn. cool.gif
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get well soon dy! happy.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 2 2006, 12:58 PM)
lmao... "sickest i have ever been in my life" remedied by "no more mixed drinks" but still "keep[ing] it safe with beer" ... gotta love a woman that can make a committment tongue.gif
... just be happy that nobody slipped you a mickey  (do people even say that anymore? blink.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif )
in all seriousness though, i'm sure i speak for everyone here when i say i hope you're feeling better and are back to normal as soon as possible dy  love-smiley-077.gif
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Seinfeld quote???

QUOTE(damnyankee @ Aug 2 2006, 01:09 PM)
Thank you JRock. Actually I have no desire to drink ANYTHING after that for a good long time. I mean I was vomiting the NEXT day all day long...and couldn't even walk. That is pretty bad.....Live and learn. cool.gif
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The best hangover cure is to keep on drinkin food-smiley-004.gif

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 2 2006, 04:47 PM)
now THAT is a combination that i know everyone around here would love to see...
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Here, here! grinning-smiley-003.gif
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