The funny thting is that I didnt even realise!

The second funny thing is that Cloesup is probably surfing RMM with multiple windows to keep up with the ho's and posted it here accidentally

Can I???

Here is some of my previous work

I would if I knew what a multiple window was. If I ever hit Powerball, I'm gonna find someone else to do this for me. I'll just take an afternoon nap on the sofa.

That made me laugh out loud. You're hired, call Paris and tell her to be here first thing in the morning.

You dudes have Powerball there too huh?

I do my best.....

I'll call Paris and tell her rehearsal's for the sex scene start immediately

Yeah, it's played in like 20-25 states. It sometimes gets over 250-300 million. I think I saw somewhere that Australia was for sale for 200 million.I buy it and  I'd still have 50-100 million left over to spend on quelling the uprising. I'd buy the Canadian Army for that and still have most of my 100 million left.

I think it's been discussed before but that amount of money is unbelievable!

Obviously because of the poppulation size. We have a 33 Million daollar draw this week and that's big news here! I guess work it out this way... 33 million is over 1 and a half times our poppulation, a similar draw for you guys would be 400-500 million?

at least we don't have to pay taxes on it 
although 250 million after taxes is still way more, but let me live in my dream world

I think it's been discussed before but that amount of money is unbelievable!

Obviously because of the poppulation size. We have a 33 Million daollar draw this week and that's big news here! I guess work it out this way... 33 million is over 1 and a half times our poppulation, a similar draw for you guys would be 400-500 million?

I'm not sure what kind of math you're using here. What's the population of the place selling the ticket have to do with the eventual prize. If you were playing a scratch-off ticket and won $50,000, you wouldn't divide that by the population of the town you bought it in. Or maybe you would.....

yeah, that's how the jackpots are offered here. number of tickets sold. more tickets...bigger jackpot.

A scratch ticket is different I believe...

i could be wrong but how else does Powerball etc offer such large jackpots without the people playing?

I thought it was a way to put it into perspective... Australia = 20 million, USA = 250-300 million?

Now here's another one, A train leaves the station heading west at 40mph. At the same time another heads east at 30 mph, when will they pass each other?

Well, I guess if you look at it like this -if everyone in each country paid one dollar and only bought one ticket apeice, how much would the Jackpot be. Actually, someone dosen't win every week, it takes several weeks of nobody winning to get as high as 250 million. Now here's another one, A train leaves the station heading west at 40mph. At the same time another heads east at 30 mph, when will they pass each other?

Eventually.... when the circum navigate the globe

Depends if the tracks go around the world or not.

Depends if the tracks go around the world or not.

That is the answer. That's two for you today after Magrilla gorrilla.

That is the answer. That's two for you today after Magrilla gorrilla.

That's TWICE you've been right behind Bondi. That's not a good omen.

Gary Coleman aka Arnold Drummond, of Whatchu talkin bout Willis fame.

That's TWICE you've been right behind Bondi. That's not a good omen.

In that case, I think I'LL need the 2 joints for breakfast

Here's something fucked-up that's happened 4-5 times in less than a month. Another moving companies toll-free number has the suffix 779 mine has 799. They've got MY number on the paperwork they're giving to their customers. These people are calling me all pissed off because they don't know where their furniture and stuff is. I just figured it out today after I check the website of the company everyone was mentioning. When I called them, the woman who answered couldn't get it thru her thick skull what I was trying to tell her. I think I got her to understand when I started using easy to understand words like "sue". Only time will tell.

Hiya everyone (guys & girls)!  Sooo, I was wondering if anyone here has seen the new Top Gun movie?  I've heard that it's good.  However, I've also heard that it is now in danger of being pulled from theatres due to copyright issues.  So my question is, should I go watch it in theatres while I can or should I wait for it to come to a steaming service?  Thoughts?