varsity blues was a good movie, remember the titans was a great movie. Friday night lights was a horrible wast of time. It had the typical premise of a school sports movie but totally blew it. i didn't care about the coach, the team, or the players. It's like they made an outline for the movie and made sure to touch on each point of the outline without ever caring about trying to get the viewer engaged in the story. It was complete shit! if you want a good movie with the same basic idea, then you should watch remember the titans, hoosiers, coach carter, or something like that. But please don't waste your time on that movie

now for the TV series. It could be good. I'm sure a completely different group of people are in charge of the creative ideas for the TV show as compared to the movie, but the movie jaded me so much that I just don't care.

wow, I got pretty passionate about that. Didn't mean to.

Id say so !! LOL

Saw the movie but never heard of the TV show

I've never seen either. Besides syndicated shows I don't watch much TV. I was flipping through the major networks the other day and I didn't recognize any of the shows that were on. I know shows like Lost and Prison Break among others are supposed to be great shows but I've never seen them and honestly have no idea what they are about. Now add Friday Night Lights to that list, well I think I have an idea what this is about at least.
Well that's about it for my post, I don't think I added anything constructive to here, which seems to be in character for me.

I just saw the movie Departed. It was pretty F-in' good. I won't say anything else about the movie, though, cuz I hate when people do that when a movie first comes out. at least give people a chance to see the fuckin' movie before you go and ruin it for 'em.

Anyway, at the risk of sounding gay, which I'm sure I've never done before around here, I will say that Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio are two really good actors. Even Marky Mark did a great job and he had some hilarious lines in the movie. and teh lesbian scene was hot as hell












Actually, there is no lesbian scene. but it'd be awesome if there were.

pretty much all the guys in that movie are "heart throb" actors but I dig most of the movies they are in nonetheless, they're good actors. and that movie looks pretty decent. I was going to go see it tonight, until I learned there was no lesbian scene.

Sorry to ruin it for you. You do get to see a chicks pretty sweet ass in some nice undies. She's got a killer stomach too.

I like you do not watch much TV despite popular belief, but you much watch LOST. get it on DVD, it is 1 million times better than the crap network TV usually spews out

it looked interesting but I figured there wasn't much point to watching it without any background on the show as each episode seems to be a continuation from the previous.
But if it gets one of these, maybe I'll check it out on DVD.

haven't seen that in a while. and since when does bondi drink fosters???

But I thought Fosters was Australian for beer™

You mean, Australian for Beh ™
and try telling bondi that. He'll just tell you that it's really australian for vile tasting vomit... you know, as opposed to the good kind.

I watched "Thank-You for Smoking" last night. I liked it, it was original. Where it could have been corny or over-the-top, it was played just right. I'd recommend it to someone who likes satire.

Yeah I've been wanting tos ee that, it looked hilarious. I love a good satire.

what does bondi know about booze anyway?



I'm not really a fan of satire. I much more enjoy movies that point out the folly of the subject through sarcasm and ridicule. Now THAT'S funny.

I just now took a call from someone at the "Maury Povitch Show". It seems some family in Portland had a house fire where the kid rescued the family. I vaguely remember it. Anyway, the Povitch show is having the family on and is buying them $6000.00 worth of IKEA furniture. They were looking for a moving company to go to New Jersey to get it. I just happened to have a truck coming back from New Orleans so I said yes. In exchange, my company is going to be mentioned on the show. Probably in the credits, but WTF. It's going to take the driver about an hour extra to pick the stuff up and probably less than an hour to drop it off. It'll be interesting if nothing else. I don't think I've ever watched the show, but I DO know Maury is married to Connie Chung.

I know, poor guy eh?

Have you ever seen HIM? He's no prize. Although if I had to chose between him and Oprah, I'd have to think about it. That reminds me, who was the wet-brain that got his panties in a knot when we were ragging on Oprah. He was all excited about her giving away cars to the audience. Who was that guy, I can't remember.

cool, make sure you get a plug for RMM...well maybe that's better suited for Springer



I still have my Connie Chung calendar


I think I know but I don't want to incriminate the innocent.




Ahhh, it was Imagirlwatcher....I guess Oprah is technically a girl

That was funny. I thought the guy was pulling my chain when he was getting all misty and moist over Oprah. Then, after a half-dozen posts, I realized he was being serious. By then he was pissed that Oprah wasn't my favorite daytime talk show host. I thought I was giving her a compliment when I said she was the only talk show host with her own zip-code.

I bet her ass has its own congressman

If I was worth a billion dollars, my ass would have it's own senator. I think Hillary would make a good candidate.

not a pretty picture

She'd be perfect, she's used to being next to an asshole.

Damn the mulitple quote isn't fucking working!!!



Lost gets the Bondi stamp of approval

Fosters is watered down rats piss

I know plenty about booze

the end

I think you just wrote your autobiography

Gnappy one of your very best, funniest posts. You cracked a laugh form bondi then I can assure you!

If not my biography, at least the forward to it, written by Steve Allen of course!

and for filler you can talk about Ross Perot, and the last two chapters could be excerpts from the Oliver North trial.
and the audio book could be read by Larry King

I shall call it.... I Didn't Do It

On a side note my mother is returning home from vacation in Hong Kong tomorrow and word has it she bought me like 100 DVDs.... god bless piracy!!!

haha, I bet you'll be pisseed if they're all in chinese

I'll pick it up...

shangai means jerk and manjula means some sort of spaceship

hahaha

Also, it is funny, because their clothes are different from my clothes

Is this thread really about movie reviews? Anyway, I just got in from the new John Cena movie and it's not too bad. Don't expect much and I laughed through most of it but it's okay if you like action movies......and are a 13 year old boy or maybe a 9 year old girl or in my case a wrestling fan . Sorry y'all my secret is out .

I downloaded Beerfest today... full reports to come

and bondi will be glad to take them on a date to the movie


but yeah, the movie looks alright, but I don't think anyone going into it will be expecting an Oscar performance, just entertainment.

I will never live that typing mistake down

btw Beerfest: if you like beer, boobs and cheap, low brow laughs... watch this movie!

haha, sounds like a typical day of posting at RMM
I'll check it out fo sho

I wonder if there are any Simpsons references in the movie.

Not that I spotted but I was both high and drunk

Beerfest:

Although the ending is so cliche it almost makes me want to vomit, it is a pretty fucking funny movie! The accents are so bad I think it was intentional and it makes the movie funnier! If watching Beerfest does not make you want to go out and drink beer you are either a martian or a homo sexual.

Knowing this movie was inspired by an event in Australia called the Beer Olympics makes it even greater for me to watch!

Gnappy, unlike many other Hollywood movies that forget Canada and Australia exist, our nations make fleeting but funny cameos in this film

No Simpsons references

4 out of 5

Well, i watched Borat the other day and my god was that funny. Sasha has impeccible comedic timing. I haven't laughed so hard in a while. The scenes in that penticostal (not sure if thats right) church were hysterical, amazing and somewhat frightening. Talk about extremism!

What I found in the movie was this, Americans are either very well mannered or very prejudicial. I know only extremes were shown but the amount of time he offends Jews and Women is laughable. Asking a gun salesmen which is the best gun to shoot a jew without the salesmen even flinching. The young guys he hitches with asking about female slavery and how they wish it was in America... simply astounding.

This movie will and has offended a lot of people but if you have a sense of humour and aren't easily offended, it is worth watching

Mission Impossible III. Great movie/ with stunning special effects. The extras on the Dvd are worth watching, especially the "Making of" one.

yeah I REALLY have to check this movie out. I've been watching some clips from the TV show version online and that guy is a comedic genius.
can't wait to see it. people who don't "get" the film and see it as purely offensive are exactly the people who need to understand the underlying message of it most.

Wah Wah Wee Wah!

Finally I have something to this thread

We watched Ice Age II with hubbie (yep, 5-year-old tasmanian was sleeping!) and it was goooood! Now you all going to laugh at me (oh yes you will!) because I found few parts of that movie scary!! I mean the parts where these two mean fishys wake up and start hunting others :S and this poor turtle lost his life buhuu!!

It´s a good movie, I found it terrible funny when this lady-mammoth thought she was an "opossumi" (I have no idea what that animal is in english!!!! someone, help!) But the end is so sweet!!!

Oh, and I must recommend Rammsteins new live-dvd to all of you It´s so good that I have watch it 5 times already!! (ok, I´m crazy...) Good music, good-looking-man (6 actually) and a great show with amazing lightning and fire! Documentaries are for hard-core-fan like me but if interested, there are two docs, you can see their lead guitarist making a breakfast (bratwurst )

I will have to check it out. Having seen Finding Nemo 6000 times (my son's choice) we need some new material!

My son don´t like Nemo so much....he prefers Muumi or Tohtori Sykerö nowdays and weekends he watched Pokemon and Transformers and Beyblade Have you seen Koda? IceAgeI is also funny

The only thing I understood out of that was Transformers...I used to love those things! OK I still do.

exactly.... it is like watching a car crash... you just cant turn away!