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bondiguy
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 3 2006, 05:28 PM)
Just bring a bucket or swallow. smilio09.gif  tongue.gif
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I'll swallow if you will grinning-smiley-003.gif
natalie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 3 2006, 05:31 PM)
I'll swallow if you will grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Too predictable. Like I said, I'm working on that. I managed to do it for the first time on tuesday. 11.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 3 2006, 05:32 PM)
Too predictable. Like I said, I'm working on that. I managed to do it for the first time on tuesday. 11.gif
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Well... firstly good on you! ALways good to keep improving your arsenal of tricks!

But in all honesty, once I have gone I dont care what you do with it! tongue.gif SPit or swallow, its all good
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 3 2006, 03:32 PM)
Too predictable. Like I said, I'm working on that. I managed to do it for the first time on tuesday. 11.gif
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that's commendable. most girls either do or don't and you're married on top of it which makes it doubly impressive.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 3 2006, 05:40 PM)
that's commendable. most girls either do or don't and you're married on top of it which makes it doubly impressive.
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Im just waiting for the first person to comment on the taste.....

SO I CAN BURN THEM!!!! tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 3 2006, 05:43 PM)
Im just waiting for the first person to comment on the taste.....

SO I CAN BURN THEM!!!! tongue.gif
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Evade said that sucking your cock tastes like shit.
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 3 2006, 04:47 PM)
Evade said that sucking your cock tastes like shit.
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and 3d has a pic of it to post tongue.gif
Christof
Welcome back Nat, great too see one of my lost favs making a re-appearance, and love the pic you added to Bondis thread of you laying down with the flame effect, the original was good but the new version is great
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 3 2006, 06:53 PM)
and 3d has a pic of it to post tongue.gif
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I do HUh thats news to me .... coco.gif
natalie
QUOTE(Christof @ Nov 3 2006, 08:06 PM)
Welcome back Nat, great too see one of my lost favs making a re-appearance, and love the pic you added to Bondis thread of you laying down with the flame effect, the original was good but the new version is great
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Thanks pee dude! Nice to hear from you and glad you liked.
Christof
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 4 2006, 01:27 AM)
Thanks pee dude! Nice to hear from you and glad you liked.
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I came sooo close too losing that pee dude stuff smile.gif never mind, I'll accept all your fantastic pics as apology enough 2thumbs.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 3 2006, 06:47 PM)
Evade said that sucking your cock tastes like shit.
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Well he said it was ok, because yours was sweet and it balanced out

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 3 2006, 06:53 PM)
and 3d has a pic of it to post tongue.gif
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laughing-smiley-017.gif

QUOTE(Christof @ Nov 3 2006, 08:32 PM)
I came sooo close too losing that pee dude stuff smile.gif never mind, I'll accept all your fantastic pics as apology enough  2thumbs.gif
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Almost, but it seems things just stick here...

you are the pee guy, foghorn dances in gay bars and 3d posts fradulent pics.... just run with it and have some fun tongue.gif
closeup
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 3 2006, 05:43 PM)
Im just waiting for the first person to comment on the taste.....

SO I CAN BURN THEM!!!! tongue.gif
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Surprise! You're the first person to comment on the taste. Burned.
Christof
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 4 2006, 02:15 AM)
Well he said it was ok, because yours was sweet and it balanced out
laughing-smiley-017.gif
Almost, but it seems things just stick here...

you are the pee guy, foghorn dances in gay bars and 3d posts fradulent pics.... just run with it and have some fun tongue.gif
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But foghorn DOES dance in gay bars and 3D DOES post fraudulent pics sad.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 3 2006, 05:31 PM)
I'll swallow if you will grinning-smiley-003.gif
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is that kinda like offering a reach around ? coco.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 3 2006, 09:15 PM)
Well he said it was ok, because yours was sweet and it balanced out
laughing-smiley-017.gif
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that's cuz I eat lots of peaches. grinning-smiley-003.gif

QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 3 2006, 11:44 PM)
Surprise! You're the first person to comment on the taste. Burned.
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ha ha. well played!! grinning-smiley-003.gif

QUOTE(Christof @ Nov 4 2006, 04:26 AM)
But foghorn DOES dance in gay bars and 3D DOES post fraudulent pics  sad.gif
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And you're really that weird pee guy. Everything seems normal here. wacko.gif
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 4 2006, 07:18 AM)
is that  kinda like offering a reach around ?  coco.gif
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When I first saw your post, I thought you said, "is that like offering each a round?"... and that would have been funnier.
hott1976
i have always been a swallower....i would say i am highly skilled at that.

Welcome back Nat... now lets get this thing started and get together. smile.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 4 2006, 01:45 PM)
i have always been a swallower....i would say i am highly skilled at that. 

Welcome back Nat...  now lets get this thing started and get together.  smile.gif
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I would like to buy tickets to that event!!! grinning-smiley-003.gif
natalie
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 4 2006, 01:45 PM)
i have always been a swallower....i would say i am highly skilled at that. 

Welcome back Nat...  now lets get this thing started and get together.  smile.gif
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well thank-you hott and cudos on the swallowing! It would be hot to meet you one day! love-smiley-077.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 4 2006, 11:44 AM)

When I first saw your post, I thought you said, "is that like offering each a round?"... and that would have been funnier.
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depends on your point of view .... drinkup.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 3 2006, 11:44 PM)
Surprise! You're the first person to comment on the taste. Burned.
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Well I'd lie through the teeth just to get a laugh, which is obviously what I did this time! ph34r.gif

QUOTE(Christof @ Nov 4 2006, 04:26 AM)
But foghorn DOES dance in gay bars and 3D DOES post fraudulent pics  sad.gif
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Ahh touche! grinning-smiley-003.gif

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 4 2006, 01:51 PM)
I would like to buy tickets to that event!!! grinning-smiley-003.gif
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There is only 1 ticket I'd like to buy to that event...
BigBadJeep
Its great to see you back, I love the pictures they are all very hot
foxy lady
It's so good to see your sexiness around this place again...hope all is well with you and Numba....missed you guys around here 2thumbs.gif
natalie
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Nov 6 2006, 02:38 PM)
It's so good to see your sexiness around this place again...hope all is well with you and Numba....missed you guys around here 2thumbs.gif
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Thank-you everyone for the welcome back and the sweet comments on my new pic on the boards. smilio05.gif smilio05.gif
evade20
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 6 2006, 02:43 PM)
Thank-you everyone for the welcome back and the sweet comments on my new pic on the boards. smilio05.gif  smilio05.gif
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Love all your great pics and your sassy lines, Nat. love-smiley-077.gif 2thumbs.gif
numba1fan
Hey Babe, LOVE the new avatar, you know thats one of my favorite pics of you!!
22.gif 22.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(numba1fan @ Nov 9 2006, 12:32 AM)
Hey Babe, LOVE the new avatar, you know thats one of my favorite pics of you!!
22.gif  22.gif
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Same here!!!
evade20
QUOTE(numba1fan @ Nov 9 2006, 12:32 AM)
Hey Babe, LOVE the new avatar, you know thats one of my favorite pics of you!!
22.gif  22.gif
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2thumbs.gif




QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 9 2006, 12:43 AM)
Same here!!!
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Damn, She changed it back already.... sad.gif Not that there is anything wrong with the hot-pink bra shot... love-smiley-085.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(numba1fan @ Nov 8 2006, 10:32 PM)
Hey Babe, LOVE the new avatar, you know thats one of my favorite pics of you!!
22.gif  22.gif
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hell yes!
wincy69
Another bump for the wannabe stripper

I think you should post some new pics hun???

xx
natalie
Yeah, yeah, I know it's been a long time since I gave you guys any new pictures. Hubby's been on my case too. No promises but we'll see about this weekend.





Hey Lucas and Jade!!!!!! 08.gif wub.gif
hott1976
who is lucas and Jade?
hi girlie! We've been missing you.
natalie
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 6 2007, 02:56 PM)
who is lucas and Jade? 
hi girlie!  We've been missing you.
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Just some friends we've made recently. I know that Lucas frequents rmm and checks out what I write so I thought I'd say hi. Hi to you too Hott. 08.gif
numba1fan
yeah guys, i keep trying, hopefully this weekend will work out for more pixxx, its been far to long!!!!!!! 2thumbs.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(numba1fan @ Jan 6 2007, 09:31 PM)
yeah guys, i keep trying, hopefully this weekend will work out for more pixxx, its been far to long!!!!!!! 2thumbs.gif
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Keep fighting the good fight grinning-smiley-003.gif
wincy69
QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 6 2007, 06:51 PM)
Yeah, yeah, I know it's been a long time since I gave you guys any new pictures. Hubby's been on my case too. No promises but we'll see about this weekend.
Hey Lucas and Jade!!!!!! 08.gif  love-smiley-052.gif
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Its monday hun so where are they????lol

laughing-smiley-014.gif
Bobaloo
Hi Nat!!!

I miss you.

You're sexy as hell and I can't wait to see some new pics.
natalie
Ugh I don't feel well today. At least the sun is shinning in our -27 celsius weather.
Thankgoodness I have a daughter who loves having time to herself.
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 02:51 PM)
Ugh I don't feel well today. At least the sun is shinning in our -27 celsius weather.
Thankgoodness I have a daughter who loves having time to herself.
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Awww that sucks that you're not feeling well.
I awoke to -34C but it too has "warmed up" to -27C blink.gif
natalie
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 12 2007, 04:58 PM)
Awww that sucks that you're not feeling well.
I awoke to -34C but it too has "warmed up" to -27C  blink.gif
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Hey Gnappy here's a question for you, if you could live anywhere in Canada where would it be?


I would be somewhere in B.C. just not the coast.
natalie
I just got sent this today. lol
Dear Connie,
>
>
>
> I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other
during
>our
>"cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I
>swore
>I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy
in me
>talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In
my
>fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I
guess my
>pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's cost me a lot of
things.
>I'
>m tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad
>anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us
does.
>
>
>
> Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our
hurt. And
>this is what my heart says: "There's no one like you, Connie." I look
for
>you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you.
>They'
>re not even close.
>
>
>
> Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her
home
>with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the
depth of
>my desperation. She was young, maybe 19; with one of those perfect
bodies
>that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you.
I
>mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an ass
that
>just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the
couch
>being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made
>important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What does a perfect
body
>mean? Does it make her better in bed?
>
>
>
> Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at.
Does it
>make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my
moderately
>attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that
before.
>
>
>
> I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later,
after I'd
>tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself
thinking,
>"Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless
technique
>or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging
feeling
>of
>loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't
feel the
>same because you weren't there to watch.
>
>
>
> Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you.
>Jesus,
>Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just
reminds
>me of you.
>
>
>
> Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday
Inn
>lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of
lasagna. She
>said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I
didn't
>know
>what she meant till later, but that's not the real story.
>
>
>
> Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you
know,
>we
>'re banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster
in the
>sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does
when
>she'
>s not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can
hear
>us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your
>grandmother's
>old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so
we
>can
>watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause
I
>can
>'t help thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor?
>We've
>had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex
toy."
>
>
>
> Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the
restraining
>order. I mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good
head
>on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this
painful
>time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in
>general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she really
is.
>So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about
happier
>times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can
do
>is
>think of how much she looked like you when you were 18.And that just
about
>makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal
>thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you
about
>trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between
us.
>But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby
sister's
>cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you?
>
>
>
> It's true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don't you
think
>we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start
fresh?
>
>
>
> I think we can.
>
>
>
> If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.
>
>
>
> Otherwise, can you let me know where the fucking remote is?
>
>
>
> Love,
>
>
>
> Dan
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 03:07 PM)
I just got sent this today. lol
        Dear Connie,
>
>
>
>         I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other
during
>our
>"cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I
>swore
>I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy
in me
>talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In
my
>fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I
guess my
>pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's cost me a lot of
things.
>I'
>m tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad
>anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us
does.
>
>
>
>         Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our
hurt. And
>this is what my heart says: "There's no one like you, Connie." I look
for
>you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you.
>They'
>re not even close.
>
>
>
>         Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her
home
>with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the
depth of
>my desperation. She was young, maybe 19; with one of those perfect
bodies
>that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you.
I
>mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an ass
that
>just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the
couch
>being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made
>important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What does a perfect
body
>mean? Does it make her better in bed?
>
>
>
>         Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at.
Does it
>make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my
moderately
>attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that
before.
>
>
>
>         I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later,
after I'd
>tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself
thinking,
>"Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless
technique
>or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging
feeling
>of
>loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't
feel the
>same because you weren't there to watch.
>
>
>
>         Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you.
>Jesus,
>Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just
reminds
>me of you.
>
>
>
>         Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday
Inn
>lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of
lasagna. She
>said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I
didn't
>know
>what she meant till later, but that's not the real story.
>
>
>
>         Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you
know,
>we
>'re banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster
in the
>sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does
when
>she'
>s not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can
hear
>us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your
>grandmother's
>old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so
we
>can
>watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause
I
>can
>'t help thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor?
>We've
>had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex
toy."
>
>
>
>         Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the
restraining
>order. I mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good
head
>on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this
painful
>time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in
>general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she really
is.
>So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about
happier
>times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can
do
>is
>think of how much she looked like you when you were 18.And that just
about
>makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal
>thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you
about
>trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between
us.
>But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby
sister's
>cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you?
>
>
>
>         It's true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don't you
think
>we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start
fresh?
>
>
>
>         I think we can.
>
>
>
>         If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.
>
>
>
>         Otherwise, can you let me know where the fucking remote is?
>
>
>
>         Love,
>
>
>
>         Dan
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hahaha, oh that was priceless! Especially "cinnamon ring".
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 12 2007, 04:58 PM)
Awww that sucks that you're not feeling well.
I awoke to -34C but it too has "warmed up" to -27C  blink.gif
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You are kidding! I didnt think it could possibly get that cold in Canada blink.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 03:00 PM)
Hey Gnappy here's a question for you, if you could live anywhere in Canada where would it be?
I would be somewhere in B.C. just not the coast.
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Depends if I had the house bought for me or just had to live somewhere. Housing is super cheap here and I don't mind it but if someone bought me the house I would probably move to Canmore, Alberta. But I have never been out east so I can't really comment.

On second thought, my choice would be next door to you with a good view in the window.
natalie
Oh my god the impossible just happened, Bondi, Gnappy and Bob are all on here at the same time I am. I guess that means I better find those pics of my hairdresser and I. lol
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 03:24 PM)
Oh my god the impossible just happened, Bondi, Gnappy and Bob are all on here at the same time I am. I guess that means I better find those pics of my hairdresser and I. lol
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WoooHoo!!!! the day is mine

My internet connection is probably gonna fail any minute.
bondiguy
QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 05:24 PM)
Oh my god the impossible just happened, Bondi, Gnappy and Bob are all on here at the same time I am. I guess that means I better find those pics of my hairdresser and I. lol
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Fuck Yeah popc1.gif
natalie
Ok this might take a bit so hold on. And they won't be up for very long.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 12 2007, 05:26 PM)
WoooHoo!!!! the day is mine

My internet connection is probably gonna fail any minute.
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Dont JINX it tongue.gif
natalie
Time to take them down I'm afraid.
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