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boanna
QUOTE(closeup @ Apr 17 2006, 03:21 PM)
These twin pictures are great! You both look so happy being down there, there's nothing in the world quite like an enthusastic blow-job.
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amen brother
natalie
QUOTE(closeup @ Apr 17 2006, 05:13 PM)
Sometimes? You mean you can't reach it every time. Can you remember a time when your nipples were just out of reach? Then, they grew that last little bit more and Bingo, you could lick them.
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LOL. No my nipples are just too sensitive sometimes to do it.
boanna
QUOTE(natalie @ Apr 17 2006, 03:17 PM)
He has such big balls that they are super sensitive and he keeps them so well shaved you can't help yourself. 11.gif  2thumbs.gif
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know the best place to "feel a ball"? doggie style, you can feel them slap your....warm and soft!
natalie
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 05:21 PM)
the best time to get a ball, when they come out of the shower, all clean, fresh, still a tad bit wet....hide behind the door, then when the balls appear....wham! suck a ball! but gently!
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I agree. 2thumbs.gif
boanna
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 03:12 PM)
here's another "twin" pic..........another ball lover huh?
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so, i had a first a few days ago....u know when u just need sex? (she's thinking, yea, a few times a day), so they make toys...so we can improvise. well what do u do when u feel like blowing a cock, and their aint one around? i was sad. nothing to blow.
Bobaloo
There's something to be said about being at the right place at the right time. I'm gald I caught this little session here. Pen and janey have pioneered something great that is on the brink of being duplicated here.

Keep it up ladies. My interest in piqued and my 22.gif has peaked!!
closeup
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 05:22 PM)
amen brother
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Believe me, I wouldn't know your end of it, but for a guy, it doesn't get any better.
boanna
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 03:26 PM)
so, i had a first a few days ago....u know when u just need sex? (she's thinking, yea, a few times a day), so they make toys...so we can improvise. well what do u do when u feel like blowing a cock, and their aint one around?  i was sad. nothing to blow.
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look at those two, bob and closeup! once we talk about something other than recipes, they are both typing at once, drooling! and i am hiding! lol they are all yours natalie!
closeup
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 05:26 PM)
so, i had a first a few days ago....u know when u just need sex? (she's thinking, yea, a few times a day), so they make toys...so we can improvise. well what do u do when u feel like blowing a cock, and their aint one around?  i was sad. nothing to blow.
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How about the Fed-Ex guy? He'll come right to your door!
boanna
QUOTE(closeup @ Apr 17 2006, 03:27 PM)
Believe me, I wouldn't know your end of it, but for a guy, it doesn't get any better.
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well heres a news flash for men: some women DO like it! but probably not as much as the man whos blessed with her lips around his cock! (sarcastic and humble all at the same time!) smile.gif
boanna
QUOTE(closeup @ Apr 17 2006, 03:29 PM)
How about the Fed-Ex guy? He'll come right to your door!
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nope, has to be something i can pull out of my purse at a moments notice
natalie
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 05:32 PM)
nope, has to be something i can pull out of my purse at a moments notice
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Well try writing a sex toy company as well as sending some hot photos of yourself and I'm sure they'll get to work on that right away! They may even let you try the test models. tongue.gif
closeup
Well, the only thing I can think of is a banana. A popsickle wouldn't travel well in a purse. That would make a good thread. Think of all the things you ladies could do with a banana. popc1.gif
boanna
QUOTE(natalie @ Apr 17 2006, 03:35 PM)
Well try writing a sex toy company as well as  sending some hot photos of yourself and I'm sure they'll get to work on that right away! They may even let you try the test models. tongue.gif
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that would be a fun side job!
boanna
QUOTE(closeup @ Apr 17 2006, 03:36 PM)
Well, the only thing I can think of is a banana. A popsickle wouldn't travel well in a purse. That would make a good thread. Think of all the things you ladies could do with a banana. popc1.gif
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i am sure i speak for most of the ladies here, its been done, and it gets mushy
natalie
QUOTE(closeup @ Apr 17 2006, 05:36 PM)
Well, the only thing I can think of is a banana. A popsickle wouldn't travel well in a purse. That would make a good thread. Think of all the things you ladies could do with a banana. popc1.gif
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Naw it gets mushy too fast. Maybe you could bring a zuchini for ribbed and a cucumber for coolness. smilio09.gif



(Damn it that I can't fit in her purse) bang.gif
boanna
QUOTE(natalie @ Apr 17 2006, 03:38 PM)
Naw it gets mushy too fast. Maybe you could bring a zuchini for ribbed and a cucumber for coolness. smilio09.gif
(Damn it that I can't fit in her purse) bang.gif
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LOL
natalie
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 05:37 PM)
i am sure i speak for most of the ladies here, its been done, and it gets mushy
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LOL We really must be twins! laughing-smiley-017.gif
boanna
QUOTE(natalie @ Apr 17 2006, 03:38 PM)
Naw it gets mushy too fast. Maybe you could bring a zuchini for ribbed and a cucumber for coolness. smilio09.gif
(Damn it that I can't fit in her purse) bang.gif
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yea, and the zuccini, it doubles as a veg. for dinner that night! he might actually enjoy it better!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(natalie @ Apr 17 2006, 05:38 PM)
LOL We really must be twins! laughing-smiley-017.gif
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twins! now we're talking. You know, my little lady is a twin, but there's no action happening there. I've tried to bring it up. I gave her an ultimatum, I said you and your sister or anal. I'd have preferred if she picked the sister option... my ass is still killing me.
boanna
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 03:37 PM)
that would be a fun side job!
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speaking of side jobs...theres one HOT job i have always wanted....at a professional baseball game, when the players are stretching before the game...theres always a stretching helper, grabbing their legs, wrenching them over their heads....I WANNA BE THAT STRETCHER! i'd do it for free!
boanna
QUOTE(natalie @ Apr 17 2006, 03:38 PM)
LOL We really must be twins! laughing-smiley-017.gif
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except u are tanner than me....show me your tan lines!
closeup
So the banana gets soft too quickly, I thought you wanted something lifelike. tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 05:41 PM)
speaking of side jobs...theres one HOT job i have always wanted....at a professional baseball game, when the players are stretching before the game...theres always a stretching helper, grabbing their legs, wrenching them over their heads....I WANNA BE THAT STRETCHER!  i'd do it for free!
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You know, Bo, I need to work on my flexibility. Maybe you and I can work something out. unsure.gif
boanna
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Apr 17 2006, 03:41 PM)
twins!  now we're talking.  You know, my little lady is a twin, but there's no action happening there. I've tried to bring it up.  I gave her an ultimatum, I said you and your sister or anal.  I'd have preferred if she picked the sister option... my ass is still killing me.
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anal, hands down. yours too
natalie
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Apr 17 2006, 05:41 PM)
twins!  now we're talking.  You know, my little lady is a twin, but there's no action happening there. I've tried to bring it up.  I gave her an ultimatum, I said you and your sister or anal.  I'd have preferred if she picked the sister option... my ass is still killing me.
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LMFAO!!!! laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
boanna
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Apr 17 2006, 03:42 PM)
You know, Bo, I need to work on my flexibility.  Maybe you and I can work something out. confused-smiley-013.gif
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or up, in my case
natalie
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 05:42 PM)
except u are tanner than me....show me your tan  lines!
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Are you kidding! I'm so incredibly white it's embarassing. Way to go hubby in using good lighting! 2thumbs.gif
boanna
QUOTE(natalie @ Apr 17 2006, 03:44 PM)
Are you kidding! I'm so incredibly white it's embarassing. Way to go hubby in using good lighting! 2thumbs.gif
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show me, i will be the judge of whos tan and whos not
closeup
Remember the rules, twenty posts without a picture can't happen without you ladies earning a smilio12.gif
boanna
QUOTE(closeup @ Apr 17 2006, 03:49 PM)
Remember the rules, twenty posts without a picture can't happen without you ladies earning a  smilio12.gif
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notice the play on words....earning! i'll take the spank....spank me when u do that...one of my favorite sayings
natalie
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 05:47 PM)
show me, i will be the judge of whos tan and whos not
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Sorry, I ain't showing my white ass for nobody! You'll just have to take my word on it. Plus, when I do tan I got's no tan lines. I don't like em'. 08.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(natalie @ Apr 17 2006, 05:50 PM)
Sorry, I ain't showing my white ass for nobody! You'll just have to take my word on it. Plus, when I do tan I got's no tan lines. I don't like em'. 08.gif
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That's a shame. I bet it's a sexy white ass.
boanna
QUOTE(closeup @ Apr 17 2006, 03:49 PM)
Remember the rules, twenty posts without a picture can't happen without you ladies earning a  smilio12.gif
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woops, howd that get here? must have slipped pickin a pic!
closeup
Alright, you asked me to. smilio12.gif Wait a minute, No picture, no spanking. See if that works.
boanna
QUOTE(natalie @ Apr 17 2006, 03:50 PM)
Sorry, I ain't showing my white ass for nobody! You'll just have to take my word on it. Plus, when I do tan I got's no tan lines. I don't like em'. 08.gif
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aaahhhh, shucks! dang. no natass pic!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 05:53 PM)
woops, howd that get here? must have slipped pickin a pic!
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yeah, I know what you'd rather use that finger for. I just wish it were mine.
boanna
QUOTE(closeup @ Apr 17 2006, 03:54 PM)
Alright, you asked me to. smilio12.gif  Wait a minute, No picture, no spanking. See if that works.
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nope, we posted enough pics in this thread today. u gotta take what u already got! greedy! that'll get U a spankin
closeup
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 05:53 PM)
woops, howd that get here? must have slipped pickin a pic!
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I don't make the rules. I'm just trying to protect Natalies 411 from being all text. I'm looking out for you sexy.
boanna
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Apr 17 2006, 03:55 PM)
yeah, I know what you'd rather use that finger for.  I just wish it were mine.
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why, why, why! you always top me! gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrr
boanna
QUOTE(closeup @ Apr 17 2006, 03:57 PM)
I don't make the rules. I'm just trying to protect Natalies 411 from being all text. I'm looking out for you sexy.
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oh, that was good. u men are sly today!
boanna
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 03:58 PM)
oh, that was good. u men are sly today!
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gotta go. u are always fun natalie! by the way, did i tell u that u have great lips!
closeup
Thanks for sharing that smoking body with us. Now go look in your veggie drawer for something smooth and hard.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 05:57 PM)
why, why, why! you always top me! gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrr
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Come on! who could blame me??? On top of you seems like a great place to be!!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 17 2006, 05:59 PM)
gotta go. u are always fun natalie! by the way, did i tell u that u have great lips!
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I hate when they leave sad.gif But I love when they come.... back smile.gif
natalie
Yeah I've been hangin in the joke section! Posting some good ones! You should check it out! 2thumbs.gif
closeup
Where's everyone tonight? It's a holiday in Maine and Mass. today, but only in these two states. Patroits Day.
natalie
Ok everybody I've got to go get wet....in the shower and get ready for work see y'all tommorow! love-smiley-077.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Apr 17 2006, 02:11 PM)
Actually if you go to sex talk-so ijust ordered-5th page Diane asked if Bondi had used his strap-on yet and evade said of course he has just ask Gnappy and then you said that your butt was sore and Bondi told you you shouldn't have visited during mardis gras. nah.gif
It took me forever to find that by the way. laughing-smiley-017.gif
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oh THAT dildo experience.
hott1976
hi Gnappy baby! Long time no see! smile.gif
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