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Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 2 2006, 03:20 PM)
Well I'm afraid we live in Alberta not in B.C. although it's not too much farther. How the hell would you explain that one to your husband? "Oh yeah, by the way, I;m flying into Edmonton to do some hot chick and her well endowed husband. Send you pix to show what your missing and to give you something to wank off to if you like." laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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yeah, send those pix to me too please grinning-smiley-003.gif
closeup
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Mar 1 2006, 01:46 AM)
Is that Olympic hockey in the background?
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That's ALMOST as bad as JRock commenting on BTS 400 thread count cotton comforter, which she was sprawled naked on top of.
Gnappster
QUOTE(closeup @ Mar 2 2006, 03:39 PM)
That's ALMOST as bad as JRock commenting on BTS 400 thread count cotton comforter, which she was sprawled naked on top of.
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gay.gif imo

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penelope
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 1 2006, 05:16 PM)
Thanks for thinking I could though. smilio05.gif
Maybe one day I'll becomfortable enouhg to do amateur night.
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Great to have you here at RMM!
Not sure about stripping, but as soon as theschedule allows I'm gonna do a pole dancing course, looks like loas of fun!!
natalie
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 1 2006, 08:06 PM)
Isnt BC close to me???? Like ummm few hours. HMMMMMMMMM I did say I want to go to canada before we move to Colorado from WAshington:P
I want to be a stripper too the hot kind with the hot bodies that know how to work there goodies.  ph34r.gif
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You know, lots of times strippers pair up and do a show together, now that would be fun one day eh Diane? (and yes I'm a true canadian and say eh a lot) tongue.gif
natalie
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 2 2006, 05:42 PM)
Great to have you here at RMM!
Not sure about stripping, but as soon as theschedule allows I'm gonna do a pole dancing course, looks like loas of fun!!
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Pole dancing is fun!!There is a club here in town with one on the dance floor and my favourite place to dance is with the pole. Boy do guys watch when you do that! laughing-smiley-017.gif
evade20
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 2 2006, 05:42 PM)
Great to have you here at RMM!
Not sure about stripping, but as soon as theschedule allows I'm gonna do a pole dancing course, looks like loads of fun!!
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That sounds like another video... love-smiley-085.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif
penelope
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 2 2006, 05:45 PM)
Pole dancing is fun!!There is a club here in town with one on the dance floor and my favourite place to dance is with the pole. Boy do guys watch when you do that! laughing-smiley-017.gif
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blink.gif sounds like a great club!!
Looks like you me and Diane could team up! Think we could take the world by storm!! 2thumbs.gif
closeup
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 2 2006, 05:42 PM)
Great to have you here at RMM!
Not sure about stripping, but as soon as theschedule allows I'm gonna do a pole dancing course, looks like loas of fun!!
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I think I'll take a course in watching strippers. It's not as easy as it looks. The first course would be lap-dance etiquette 101, "How to drink beer and tip at the same time."
natalie
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 2 2006, 05:46 PM)
blink.gif sounds like a great club!!
Looks like you me and Diane could team up! Think we could take the world by storm!! 2thumbs.gif
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Fuck the world wouldn't know what hit it.
penelope
QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 2 2006, 05:46 PM)
That sounds like another video... love-smiley-085.gif  Hail.gif  Hail.gif  Hail.gif  Hail.gif  Hail.gif
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give me time! Need to learn first! Still trying to find time and opportunity for the belly dancing vid! But I promise I will soon! love-smiley-077.gif
diane26
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 2 2006, 02:20 PM)
Well I'm afraid we live in Alberta not in B.C. although it's not too much farther. How the hell would you explain that one to your husband? "Oh yeah, by the way, I;m flying into Edmonton to do some hot chick and her well endowed husband. Send you pix to show what your missing and to give you something to wank off to if you like." laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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Well actually I did tell him I want to visit canada since we are so close before I move to CO.

Isnt there some super mall in Edmonton nah.gif
natalie
QUOTE(closeup @ Mar 2 2006, 05:48 PM)
I think I'll take a course in watching strippers. It's not as easy as it looks. The first course would be lap-dance etiquette 101, "How to drink beer and tip at the same time."
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I haven;t read you 411 yet but it sounds like having you around is going to be fun.
closeup
With you three dancing, the cover charge would be around $50.00. Would RMM members get a discount?
natalie
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 2 2006, 05:49 PM)
Well actually I did tell him I want to visit canada since we are so close before I move to CO.

Isnt there some super mall in Edmonton nah.gif
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Why yes Diane there is. It's one of the biggest malls in north America and they are making it even bigger.
penelope
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 2 2006, 05:48 PM)
Fuck the world wouldn't know what hit it.
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Hey, we could run the universe with that! When shall we start rehearsals!?! 2thumbs.gif
diane26
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 2 2006, 02:42 PM)
You know, lots of times strippers pair up and do a show together, now that would be fun one day eh Diane? (and yes I'm a true canadian and say eh a lot) tongue.gif
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I saw eh a lot to and I never knew it was a canadian thing, learn something new all the time eh?? LOL


There you go will take the pole lessons with penny and than do a show with you love-smiley-077.gif
natalie
QUOTE(closeup @ Mar 2 2006, 05:50 PM)
With you three dancing, the cover charge would be around $50.00. Would RMM members get a discount?
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You bet hunny, after all, you guys would have been my inspiration to do it in the first place. smilio05.gif smilio05.gif
diane26
QUOTE(closeup @ Mar 2 2006, 02:50 PM)
With you three dancing, the cover charge would be around $50.00. Would RMM members get a discount?
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50 Dollars THATS IT????? dry.gif
diane26
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 2 2006, 02:51 PM)
Why yes Diane there is. It's one of the biggest malls in north America and they are making it even bigger.
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Well got my alibi laughing-smiley-014.gif
penelope
QUOTE(closeup @ Mar 2 2006, 05:50 PM)
With you three dancing, the cover charge would be around $50.00. Would RMM members get a discount?
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That sounds cheap to me!!! Think about it, me Diane and Natalie semi naked and writhing sexily!!! 22.gif popc1.gif
diane26
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 2 2006, 02:53 PM)
That sounds cheap to me!!! Think about it, me Diane and Natalie semi naked and writhing sexily!!! 22.gif  popc1.gif
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Thats what Im talking about sistah I got shoes that cost more than that blink.gif
closeup
There's only one "Gentleman's Club" in my neck of the woods. If you give the bartender a twenty, you'll get your change back in 2 dollar bills. When you go to the bank and see someone with a fistful of two dollar bills, you know she's a stripper. I see we have a lovely addition to our group. Welcome. food-smiley-004.gif
Gnappster
hmmm you ladies could just post nude pics of yourself right now to test the waters grinning-smiley-003.gif

(damn am i smart!)
penelope
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 2 2006, 05:53 PM)
Thats what Im talking about sistah I got shoes that cost more than that blink.gif
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And those sexy outfits don't come cheap!! Sounds like a major shopping trip is needed!! And from what I've read we three could clear out the entire mall!!! (ooh look at me using Americanisms! at least I knew what a mall was though, thats an improvement!) 2thumbs.gif blink.gif
closeup
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 2 2006, 05:53 PM)
That sounds cheap to me!!! Think about it, me Diane and Natalie semi naked and writhing sexily!!! 22.gif  popc1.gif
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50 bucks is cheap! That's just to get in the door. Then 50 cents a lap-dance for a hundred lap-dances is another 50 bucks. tongue.gif
diane26
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 2 2006, 02:58 PM)
And those sexy outfits don't come cheap!! Sounds like a major shopping trip is needed!! And from what I've read we three could clear out the entire mall!!! (ooh look at me using Americanisms! at least I knew what a mall was though, thats an improvement!) 2thumbs.gif  blink.gif
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Well that is a splendid idea and from what I just found out Nat has the biggest mall in these parts we need to book a date and gather all the credit cards.
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 2 2006, 02:56 PM)
hmmm you ladies could just post nude pics of yourself right now to test the waters  grinning-smiley-003.gif

(damn am i smart!)
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Well I suppose we could sell the pics and maybe market a calender
closeup
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 2 2006, 05:56 PM)
hmmm you ladies could just post nude pics of yourself right now to test the waters  grinning-smiley-003.gif

(damn am i smart!)
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I think they're ignoring that post, but I'm not going to let them. guns.gif
Worse than ignoring it, trying to improve it. I liked it the way it was.
diane26
QUOTE(closeup @ Mar 2 2006, 02:59 PM)
50 bucks is cheap! That's just to get in the door. Then 50 cents a lap-dance for a hundred lap-dances is another 50 bucks. tongue.gif
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Yous a best get outs of them ghetto strip clubs wes gonna be some high class hookers here. blink.gif
natalie
I have a girlfriend coming to my house tonigh to dye my hair and we are going to try and get her to either post her pix or do a couple with me.
penelope
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 2 2006, 06:00 PM)
Well I suppose we could sell the pics and maybe market a calender
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How about an RMM calendar?!? We could do it for charity as a testing ground!!!! Now we need a name for our little trio.... suggestions please guys!?!
closeup
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 2 2006, 06:02 PM)
I have a girlfriend coming to my house tonigh to dye my hair and we are going to try and get her to either post her pix or do a couple with me. She has BIG BOOBS! she's 20, 5'6, small waist and D size, perky peirced breasts. I know she's been thinking of posting ever since I tolod her about the site but if she still has any doubts good old Jack Daniels should do the trick! laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I wish I'd written that. Sounds slightly better than my evening.
penelope
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 2 2006, 06:02 PM)
I have a girlfriend coming to my house tonigh to dye my hair and we are going to try and get her to either post her pix or do a couple with me. She has BIG BOOBS! she's 20, 5'6, small waist and D size, perky peirced breasts. I know she's been thinking of posting ever since I tolod her about the site but if she still has any doubts good old Jack Daniels should do the trick! laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Yes he can be very persuasive can't he!!?? laughing-smiley-014.gif
closeup
As Homer Simpson would say, "The Three Something-Something"
Mmmmmmmm Breasts
diane26
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 2 2006, 03:03 PM)
How about an RMM calendar?!? We could do it for charity as a testing ground!!!! Now we need a name for our little trio.... suggestions please guys!?!
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menage ą trois
penelope
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 2 2006, 06:02 PM)
Yous a best get outs of them ghetto strip clubs wes gonna be some high class hookers here.  blink.gif
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Totally high class! I only get raunchy and naked in style!! We're talking diamonds and furs, not zirconias and polyester! coco.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 2 2006, 04:02 PM)
I have a girlfriend coming to my house tonigh to dye my hair and we are going to try and get her to either post her pix or do a couple with me. She has BIG BOOBS! she's 20, 5'6, small waist and D size, perky peirced breasts. I know she's been thinking of posting ever since I tolod her about the site but if she still has any doubts good old Jack Daniels should do the trick! laughing-smiley-017.gif
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you are the smartest woman alive!
I shal eagerly await her reply.

What colour are you dyting your ahir anyway?
diane26
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 2 2006, 03:09 PM)
Totally high class! I only get raunchy and naked in style!! We're talking diamonds and furs, not zirconias and polyester! coco.gif
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Tru Dat homie, bring on Ben and his friends
penelope
laughing-smiley-014.gif
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 2 2006, 06:09 PM)
menage ą trois
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Not bad, quite classy! 08.gif
closeup
Natalie, have the girls explained the 411 rules? Any woman's 411 that goes more than ten posts without a picture is strictly prohibited. Gnappy's in charge of handing out penalties. smilio12.gif
penelope
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 2 2006, 06:11 PM)
Tru Dat homie,  bring on Ben and his friends
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blink.gif Sorry girl, you lost me on that one - language barrier again?
Gnappster
QUOTE(closeup @ Mar 2 2006, 04:11 PM)
Natalie, have the girls explained the 411 rules? Any woman's 411 that goes more than ten posts without a picture is strictly prohibited. Gnappy's in charge of handing out penalties. smilio12.gif
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the penalty is you have to post a picture of yourself naked
diane26
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 2 2006, 03:13 PM)
blink.gif Sorry girl, you lost me on that one - language barrier again?
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Yes I just realized that money was different nah.gif Well I always new but forgot differant countries.
natalie
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 2 2006, 06:10 PM)
you are the smartest woman alive!
I shal eagerly await her reply.

What colour are you dyting your ahir anyway?
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I'm only putting a little bit of light blond, I'm not sure. I just want to jazz things up a bit.
penelope
QUOTE(closeup @ Mar 2 2006, 06:11 PM)
Natalie, have the girls explained the 411 rules? Any woman's 411 that goes more than ten posts without a picture is strictly prohibited. Gnappy's in charge of handing out penalties. smilio12.gif
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No-one told me! Now I know what to do! smilio14.gif smilio14.gif
Must go check my thread and see how many pictureless posts I need to get up!
penelope
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 2 2006, 06:14 PM)
Yes I just realized that money was different nah.gif  Well I always new but forgot differant countries.
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oh, 'penny' has now dropped (thats actually funny, but is an English saying so sorry if just blink.gif you!) love-smiley-077.gif
closeup
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 2 2006, 06:15 PM)
No-one told me! Now I know what to do! smilio14.gif  smilio14.gif
Must go check my thread and see how many pictureless posts I need to get up!
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I think your ratio is ok, but just to be sure, I'll have to check it out.
penelope
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 2 2006, 06:14 PM)
the penalty is you have to post a picture of yourself naked
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blink.gif Boring! We want to be punished! We demand proper punishment! smilio12.gif action-smiley-047.gif
closeup
Keep it up, young lady,and you'll be banned from showing your boobs for one week. How's that for showing her who's boss? blink.gif
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