Yeah that was funny but largely the credit has to go to the fact it's 100% fact

Just 1 my wife

yeah, that one time with your wife gave me a too.

Oh, I'm just messing with ya, HL.

















she wasn't that bad.

is there a set difference,between slut and prude, and if so does it include same sex relations? somebody please answer these quetions so i know which i am!!!

Yeah, a slut puts out and a prude doesn't. One more thing, don't let anyone hang the slut mantle on you because you know what you want and get it. It called being uninhibited.

so i'm guessing uninhibited is a kind of grey area halfway between the two!

that sounds like a pretty fun place to be!!

Yep, can't go wrong with the middle ! They wrote a song about being stuck there with you .

As Hendo said a slut and a prude could not be more opposite!

Hell everygirl has a slutty side, it just depends who gets to see it whether you get labelled or not

Often helped out by alcohol

I've known guys that find alcohol just as handy a tool as duct tape!

And with that I go from "training bra" to "A cup". I'm very proud.

and how

Umm.... about 34 ... I think... there've been some wild parties. That's all i can say..

I've never been called a whore or a slut, so i guess thats a good sign.

Ain't nothing wrong with knowing what you want and getting it. Who wants to fly with a new pilot anyway. Give me the experienced one every time .

Whore

Just wanted to break your cherry

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I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but drawing a little face on your hand doesn't count.

lmao

what about if you make them a wig and give them a name?

oh, well in that case it's a real person, of course.

what if you use a store manequin's hand? or a crach test dummy? or one of those CPR practising dummies?

no on the manequin.
Crash-test dummy, yes. Also good for road head.
CPR dummies: Yes, despite having no legs they really do get around. conquering one of those sluts is easier than burnin' naraz.

I call her domonique

that bitch. She told me her name was ivana humpalot

Lol... What am I going to do my reputation its ruined.. Kidding

What about an orange?? (Don't ask why I'm asking....) Does it count?

you're probably thinking of this dude. he looks different in a wig.

Nah, that was naraz who hooked up with that dude. He did say he was impressed with the three mouths technique.

nope. But it sure has a handle on the ABCs

well knock 5 off my tally



An orange yes, as it once lived.... an Apple Pie.... NO

Damn foiled again

Also, sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

Oh Hendo,

I love to hear that. I counted 53, hope that is not too experienced. Would be good if all guys thought the way you do. But I must confess that many have been shocked when I told them the number.

I guess it depends on what type of man you are trying to attract when you are quoting that number

when I was 19 had a 20 yr old tell me I was her 21st lover , I said ( OH really , Oh really ) hey were the hell the echo come from ?

I THINK that was a joke???

A lame attempt yes I know , but i think ya get the just of the echo !

Well i can say 1

lower 30's.....somewhere in there. Why bother keeping count after 10 or 15??

well ya should count miught have to go back and find them all to tell them you have a std someday ..

I believe I do



You can't count yourself!



Its like people who count how many beers they have had. if you have to count you have slef esteem issues

I don't know what that was.



I count how many beers I've had so that I know after this case and the other case, there's only one more case left!

Spotted

Oh, God, Tippy where'd you go????

I stopped counting at like 200 or so....

So much for safe sex....unless of course you rename your right hand every week or so...

LOL no... I used to work in nightclubs.... was a pro DJ for a while... so you can see.... but mind you i can count on one hand how many one nighters (or what I consider one nighters) I've had...

Sounds like a cherry job for meeting the ladies!

That it was.... made a lot of good friends.... kept out of the drugs though thank god...

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