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Narazbad
eh.....actually......single again. its all cool tho, no hard feelings or anything and were still friends, just waiting a while before we try again.
Gnappster
let me get this straight, u broke up until you're ready to go out with her again?
Narazbad
no, until shes ready for the seriousness of a relationship we would have. shes slightly younger than me, being in high school still
Narazbad
that and we can never really see or talk to eachother with conflicting schedules and everything. im in school most of the day and when im not there im at work until about 11 or 12. *shrug* just got really hard really quickly....maybe some time later tho
Gnappster
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 6 2006, 05:17 PM)
that and we can never really see or talk to eachother with conflicting schedules and everything. im in school most of the day and when im not there im at work until about 11 or 12. *shrug* just got really hard really quickly....maybe some time later tho
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I bet it got really hard, really quickly wink.gif

hopefully this girl was older than 14 *cough* jailbait *cough*
jrock8
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 6 2006, 04:21 PM)
I bet it got really hard, really quickly wink.gif

hopefully this girl was older than 14 *cough* jailbait *cough*
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who knows... i mean, bondi's been w/his girl for a little over 4 years now, so she's obviously 12... who are we to judge? nah.gif
Narazbad
lol yes, shes over 14 tongue.gif
jrock8
alright bitches, i'm outta here for a while... have fun, play nice... don't molest the women that show up too much... well, unless they like it rough tongue.gif
Gnappster
later, keep the lipstick off your dipstick
BEAUTIFUL
Just one...my hubby. He's a bit older, and he got me in my first year of college...that was that...no regrets though, he's really cool. 2thumbs.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 6 2006, 05:16 PM)
let me get this straight, u broke up until you're ready to go out with her again?
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The twisted thought process of the One Eyed monster.... tongue.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 6 2006, 06:32 PM)
The twisted thought process of the One Eyed monster.... tongue.gif
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my one eyed monster thinks like this "mm, hot girl... put me inside her" 22.gif 03.gif

...and then it leads me around like a divining rod laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 6 2006, 11:38 PM)
my one eyed monster thinks like this "mm, hot girl... put me inside her" 22.gif  03.gif

...and then it leads me around like a divining rod  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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and he spikes it grinning-smiley-003.gif
afraven
I'm at 63 since I was at age 16...I've been very lucky and fortunate in my life to have met so many beautiful, big-titted woman. You only live once....smile.gif
bondiguy
Your captain doesnt count dude gay.gif haha
jrock8
QUOTE(afraven @ Jan 7 2006, 12:27 AM)
I'm at 63 since I was at age 16...I've been very lucky and fortunate in my life to have met so many beautiful, big-titted woman. You only live once....smile.gif
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63? now that's one hell of a rusty hook laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 7 2006, 01:47 AM)
63?  now that's one hell of a rusty hook  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I guess he's making love, not war
afraven
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 7 2006, 01:38 AM)
Your captain doesnt count dude gay.gif haha
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No, did a Lieutenant or two, but no Captains yet. I did do a full-bird Colonel once in Annapolis, Md. Damn woman was a freak with a capital "F". smile.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(afraven @ Jan 7 2006, 01:46 AM)
No, did a Lieutenant or two, but no Captains yet. I did do a full-bird Colonel once in Annapolis, Md. Damn woman was a  freak with a capital "F".  smile.gif
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isn't that against the ucmj? i'm just sayin...
afraven
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 7 2006, 02:52 AM)
isn't that against the ucmj?  i'm just sayin...
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Well, yes it is againt the UCMJ, but she worked at the Pentagon, was retiring in 30 days, so she didn't give a rat's ass. Remember, it's the senior ranking person's responsibility to ensure the relationship is kept professional. She came on to me real hard and didn't tell me she was in the Army until I shot my load all over her once or twice. She'd never tell me what she did for a living, then after we fucked a few times, she asked me if I really wanted to know what she did for a living. Naturally, I said yes. She left the room and came back wearing Army dress greens with with Colonel eppelets and nothing but her bare ass underneath. My damn chin hit the fucking floor. Then she ordered me to shut up and continue to eat her pussy, fuck her brains out, and cum all over her, so who was I to refuse an order! smile.gif
belicked6924
Gotta love what our soldiers will put themselves through for our freedom. 2thumbs.gif. The sacrifices you've made.
afraven
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jan 7 2006, 03:13 AM)
Gotta love what our soldiers will put themselves through for our freedom. 2thumbs.gif. The sacrifices you've made.
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It's a tough job bud, but someones got to step up to the plate!! Just wish she had the tits of bts or KikiKastle!
janus
must be close to 4
Puppet
Gotta love a girl in uniform
belicked6924
If she would have melons like those it would be very difficult to do the pt. Always smacking and throwing herself off balance.
hottnes
i have only fucked two but had a few take care of me
Puppet
wow.. i was just getting my start
juicyboobs
got my count now 119.....
bondiguy
blink.gif
Narazbad
has sweets answered this one yet?
jrock8
QUOTE(janus @ Jan 7 2006, 12:51 PM)
must be close to 4
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huh? coco.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(juicyboobs @ Jan 8 2006, 08:46 PM)
got my count now 119.....
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i think that's more people than I know tongue.gif
Narazbad
i know more people than youve ever met! tongue.gif
diane26
Ummmm I am an ex slut been with the same person though now for 8 years. Might be a slut again in the future who knows LOL.
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 9 2006, 12:38 AM)
has sweets answered this one yet?
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No...I can't count high enough...but I'm considering having to change my name to 'Harlot'!
diane26
user posted image
jrock8
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Jan 9 2006, 09:12 PM)
No...I can't count high enough...but I'm considering having to  change my name to 'Harlot'!
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how about hussy? hoochy? wench?

eh... how about just sticking w/the classic "nympho" 03.gif love-smiley-077.gif
Narazbad
yeah...i think nympho works well tongue.gif
paybarraman
Not nearly enough...!!!

QUOTE(diane26 @ Jan 9 2006, 09:02 PM)
Ummmm I am an ex slut been with the same person though now for 8 years. Might be a slut again in the future who knows LOL.
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Diane, when you get that "slut" tingle going again you call me baby, K? 03.gif
diane26
08.gif Well it is already here but I cant act on it yet cause I really dont care for cheating so I will call yah when I can.
paybarraman
**sitting by phone watching the clock**
bondiguy
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jan 9 2006, 10:16 PM)
user posted image
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great emoticon.... must be a rare one I havent seen it before!

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 10 2006, 02:33 AM)
how about hussy?  hoochy?  wench?

eh... how about just sticking w/the classic "nympho"  03.gif  love-smiley-077.gif
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ah Nympho... what a great word. It's like being called a slut in the nicest possible way! haha

Just kidding though... if girls were all conservative, as men we wouldn't get laid and there'd be nor RMM

So cheers to you sweet food-smiley-004.gif
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 11 2006, 12:05 AM)
great emoticon.... must be a rare one I havent seen it before!
ah Nympho... what a great word. It's like being called a slut in the nicest possible way! haha

Just kidding though... if girls were all conservative, as men we wouldn't get laid and there'd be nor RMM

So cheers to you sweet food-smiley-004.gif
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nympho

Someone, normally female, that eats, breathes, & lives for sex. She dreams about it, often playing it over so much in her mind that something she has never tried can be exceptional the first time done with another person. She is insatiable & always ready to play but that does not always make her a slut or whore, for she can be picky in her selection.

I can live with that...and happy to be providing such an essential public service!!!
diane26
I really need a good fuck right now, well ok by sat. I will be ready by than. I am thinking about hitting the clubs in seattle maybe I will get lucky.
Hardabs
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jan 12 2006, 12:08 AM)
I really need a good fuck right now, well ok by sat. I will be ready by than. I am thinking about hitting the clubs in seattle maybe I will get lucky.
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i think it's more like the other person who is fucking you who is lucky tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Jan 11 2006, 10:37 PM)
nympho

Someone, normally female, that eats, breathes, & lives for sex. She dreams about it, often playing it over so much in her mind that something she has never tried can be exceptional the first time done with another person. She is insatiable & always ready to play but that does not always make her a slut or whore, for she can be picky in her selection.

I can live with that...and happy to be providing such an essential public service!!!
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You should be awarded some sort of nobel peace prize wub.gif
diane26
QUOTE(Hardabs @ Jan 12 2006, 12:10 AM)
i think it's more like the other person who is fucking you who is lucky tongue.gif
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Well than if I am lucky we both will be lucky tongue.gif


I used to have an old friend that i called for this reason of course havent needed him in 8 years and he has since got a GF and stuff. Damn him.
bondiguy
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jan 12 2006, 12:37 AM)
Well than if I am lucky we both will be lucky tongue.gif
I used to have an old friend that i called for this reason of course havent needed him in 8 years and he has since got a GF and stuff. Damn him.
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commonly known as a fuck buddy
belicked6924
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jan 12 2006, 12:08 AM)
I really need a good fuck right now, well ok by sat. I will be ready by than. I am thinking about hitting the clubs in seattle maybe I will get lucky.
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Damn damn damn, hey quick how much are plane tickets to Seattle, I need to go there this week-end. food-smiley-004.gif
diane26
You cummin, I will pick you up. 08.gif
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