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belicked6924
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jan 12 2006, 02:01 AM)
You cummin, I will pick you up. 08.gif
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I so wish that I could. bang.gif bang.gif bang.gif
diane26
Me too sad.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Jan 11 2006, 09:37 PM)
nympho

Someone, normally female, that eats, breathes, & lives for sex. She dreams about it, often playing it over so much in her mind that something she has never tried can be exceptional the first time done with another person. She is insatiable & always ready to play but that does not always make her a slut or whore, for she can be picky in her selection.

I can live with that...and happy to be providing such an essential public service!!!
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that was definition #1... if you would've read down a little further, it would've said

2 (n). see also SWEETNSEXY tongue.gif
Narazbad
shit....i needa fuck buddy....hey kia?? tongue.gif
juicyboobs
QUOTE(juicyboobs @ Jan 8 2006, 08:46 PM)
got my count now 119.....
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sorry teeny mis type!! laughing-smiley-014.gif
bellair
only one so that makes me a prude i suppose
juicyboobs
QUOTE(bellair @ Jan 12 2006, 08:26 PM)
only one so that makes me a prude i suppose
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makes your lady lucky she can teach you what she likes...
bellair
QUOTE(juicyboobs @ Jan 13 2006, 02:38 AM)
makes your lady lucky she can teach you what she likes...
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ooh yes and we have been to gether 21 years and she can still get me hard
bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 12 2006, 03:23 AM)
that was definition #1... if you would've read down a little further, it would've said

2 (n).  see also SWEETNSEXY  tongue.gif
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hahaha now that is funny as fuck! laughing-smiley-017.gif
Narazbad
why is it always the true stuff is funny too?
bondiguy
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 02:00 AM)
why is it always the true stuff is funny too?
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its the seinfeld adage.... truth is funny

just like reality is stranger than fiction
Narazbad
that is very true...
bondiguy
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 02:04 AM)
that is very true...
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and therefore.... funny! laughing-smiley-017.gif
Narazbad
hahahaha.....god your lame..
bondiguy
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 02:08 AM)
hahahaha.....god your lame..
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eh.... I find myself funny and thats all that matters tongue.gif
Narazbad
which furthers my notion of you being lame
xblondella
69 Men
jrock8
QUOTE(xblondella @ Jan 21 2006, 02:56 AM)
69 Men
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(ignoring the obvious "69" reference... tongue.gif) and any women?
Kiana
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 12 2006, 04:22 AM)
shit....i needa fuck buddy....hey kia?? tongue.gif
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Hi Baby! love-smiley-077.gif I'm flattered you picked me, or is that only because i'm the closest one? laughing-smiley-014.gif
Narazbad
sweetie thats one of many things that make me pick you!! biggrin.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Kiana @ Jan 22 2006, 04:29 AM)
Hi Baby! love-smiley-077.gif I'm flattered you picked me, or is that only because i'm the closest one? laughing-smiley-014.gif
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Fuck I'd pick you even if I lived on the other side of the world..........
oh wait, I do! blink.gif
Narazbad
HAHA! now fall off! tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 23 2006, 01:30 AM)
HAHA! now fall off! tongue.gif
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blink.gif and laughing-smiley-017.gif at the same time. So lame it's funny.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 23 2006, 11:36 AM)
blink.gif  and  laughing-smiley-017.gif  at the same time. So lame it's funny.
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from the 'so bad its good' school of thought.... although on seconds thoughts.... its just lame!
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 24 2006, 01:25 AM)
from the 'so bad its good' school of thought.... although on seconds thoughts.... its just lame!
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"LAME aims to be the basis of a patent free audio compression codec."

just thought you'd like to know...
sexysotslad
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Jan 25 2006, 09:58 PM)
"LAME aims to be the basis of a patent free audio compression codec."

just thought you'd like to know...
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ive only been with 30 women probably nothing compared to the other guys on here what bout some of th womenx x
bondiguy
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Jan 25 2006, 09:58 PM)
"LAME aims to be the basis of a patent free audio compression codec."

just thought you'd like to know...
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Can you dumb it down a shade? blink.gif
Narazbad
for you? it would have to be an entire color scheme
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 26 2006, 08:20 AM)
Can you dumb it down a shade? blink.gif
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Don't ask me...I just googled LAME!!
jrock8
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Jan 29 2006, 08:16 PM)
Don't ask me...I just googled LAME!!
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did it pop up with images of naraz? unsure.gif

smilio04.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 30 2006, 02:31 AM)
did it pop up with images of naraz?  confused-smiley-013.gif

smilio04.gif
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laughing-smiley-014.gif
well met
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 30 2006, 02:31 AM)
did it pop up with images of naraz?  unsure.gif

smilio04.gif
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Hey...you tried it too? tongue.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Jan 30 2006, 06:41 PM)
Hey...you tried it too?  tongue.gif
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i tried to, but my computer refused to do it... apparently it has standards too nah.gif
Narazbad
yet your always standing on my doorstep with the lost puppy eyes....maybe you should take some lessons from the comp tongue.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 31 2006, 01:10 AM)
yet your always standing on my doorstep with the lost puppy eyes....maybe you should take some lessons from the comp tongue.gif
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nope... you must be mistaken... that's not me... hence the "too" in my post... angry-smiley-011.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif
Narazbad
oh...your right...thats gnappy.....


goddamnit gnappy dont make me call the fucking pound again!!
Gnappster
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 31 2006, 02:14 AM)
oh...your right...thats gnappy.....
goddamnit gnappy dont make me call the fucking pound again!!
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hey I make a better lover than the Saint Bernard you usually rely upon for your sexual escapades.
belicked6924
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 31 2006, 10:04 AM)
hey I make a better lover than the Saint Bernard you usually rely upon for your sexual escapades.
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That's because you can reach around. smilio04.gif
Narazbad
yeah...thats crucial tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jan 31 2006, 11:29 PM)
That's because you can reach around. smilio04.gif
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it's just common courtesy
Narazbad
bah.....checking your oil when you get your tires changed is a common courtesy.....pulling the seat out for your girlfriend at dinner is common courtesy.....a reach around is a fucking necessity dammit! tongue.gif
belicked6924
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Feb 1 2006, 08:50 PM)
bah.....checking your oil when you get your tires changed is a common courtesy.....pulling the seat out for your girlfriend at dinner is common courtesy.....a reach around is a fucking necessity dammit! tongue.gif
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puke1.gif
sweetnsexy
Are you boys done with your gay bestiality banter yet? nah.gif
johnny wadd
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Feb 2 2006, 07:57 PM)
Are you boys done with your gay bestiality banter yet?  nah.gif
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Straight ,Woman Pumper Here.No Pets Allowed!
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(johnny wadd @ Feb 2 2006, 07:02 PM)
Straight ,Woman Pumper Here.No Pets Allowed!
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Not even my little pussy...? rolleyes.gif
johnny wadd
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Feb 2 2006, 08:16 PM)
Not even my little pussy...? rolleyes.gif
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Sorry,I would pump ms.Sweetnsexys Pussy any day of the week.
diane26
I tried to really think about this today out of my own curiosity and I want to guesstimate 20 people. give or take ph34r.gif But only one for the past 7 years.
belicked6924
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 2 2006, 05:48 PM)
But only one for the past 7 years.
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bang.gif bang.gif bang.gif bang.gif

That's just a damn shame.
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(johnny wadd @ Feb 2 2006, 07:41 PM)
Sorry,I would pump ms.Sweetnsexys Pussy any day of the week.
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You're welcome!

And that will make you number............. 73,528,009

(actually, you can get a closer number by perm 3 digits out of 8.....but not telling which 3!!)
diane26
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Feb 2 2006, 05:01 PM)
bang.gif  bang.gif  bang.gif  bang.gif

That's just a damn shame.
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I know sad.gif
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