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juicy_DD
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Nov 15 2005, 07:41 PM)
August 2004
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are you serious?....
beenabadnurse
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Nov 16 2005, 01:39 PM)
what was this new position?... c'mon nurse... you can't leave us hangin' like this, lol
(and oooh, it looks like someone had a "hate fuck"  nah.gif )
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laughing-smiley-017.gif No, not a hatefuck, but very very funny that you should say that. ph34r.gif


Can't really describe the new position, as I'm not exactly sure WHAT was going on, only that it was GOOOOOOOOOD and I came almost instantly. blink.gif I'm going to suggest that he patent his cock. 2thumbs.gif
juicyboobs
QUOTE(beenabadnurse @ Nov 16 2005, 03:14 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif No, not a hatefuck, but very very funny that you should say that.   ph34r.gif
Can't really describe the new position, as I'm not exactly sure WHAT was going on, only that it was GOOOOOOOOOD and I came almost instantly.  blink.gif I'm going to suggest that he patent his cock.  2thumbs.gif
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or the position ... rmm workshops..
jrock8
QUOTE(beenabadnurse @ Nov 16 2005, 02:14 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif No, not a hatefuck, but very very funny that you should say that.   ph34r.gif
Can't really describe the new position, as I'm not exactly sure WHAT was going on, only that it was GOOOOOOOOOD and I came almost instantly.  blink.gif I'm going to suggest that he patent his cock.  2thumbs.gif
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hmm, now you REALLY have my curiosity raised (possibly other things too, lol)... can you try describing what happened? unsure.gif
beenabadnurse
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Nov 16 2005, 04:13 PM)
hmm, now you REALLY have my curiosity raised (possibly other things too, lol)... can you try describing what happened?   confused-smiley-013.gif
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It was something about how he was in me, I really don't know how to describe it, since I wasn't in a position where I could see. tongue.gif All I know is, he melted my butter. 03.gif
clincar
QUOTE(juicyboobs @ Nov 16 2005, 03:48 PM)
or the position ... rmm workshops..
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Now that's an idea!! 2thumbs.gif
jacktripper
july 31,2004....but i don't really care if i get it again or not.
jrock8
QUOTE(beenabadnurse @ Nov 16 2005, 06:41 PM)
It was something about how he was in me, I really don't know how to describe it, since I wasn't in a position where I could see.  tongue.gif All I know is, he melted my butter.  03.gif
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umm, nurse... i woulda figured w/your background that you would know a little about biology.... that whitish sticky stuff that came oozing out of you when he was done... yeah, that wasn't exactly butter... nah.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif
paybarraman
QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Nov 16 2005, 12:51 PM)
are you serious?....
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unfortunately.........

but my hand has gotten quite adept at taking care of business tongue.gif
Hot mama
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Nov 17 2005, 07:53 AM)
unfortunately.........

but my hand has gotten quite adept at taking care of business  tongue.gif
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your hand became your best friend ?
Ratt
I was getting some tonight, but then she said if you want a pic of me, do it now...

That's how I got my new Avatar...
diamondgeezer
What lovely looking boobs. You lucky bugger Ratt smile.gif
amberis1985
QUOTE(Avvilimento @ Nov 15 2005, 07:07 AM)
It's not so bad...  Not getting any isn't my problem - it's the intimacy I crave.  Call me crazy (you wouldn't be the first), but I just don't get anything much from it.

Yes, I am a freak.  But a freak in a good way, I like to think.
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I think thats great. I dont think one night stands would be good for me either. Feeling comfortable with yourself and your partner is the best...and makes the best sex ever!!
amberis1985
The last time was like four days ago!!! wink.gif I'm going nuts. But my new job has been crazy and both of us have been very busy.....but I still want sex!!!
Gnappster
QUOTE(jacktripper @ Nov 16 2005, 09:52 PM)
july 31,2004....but i don't really care if i get it again or not.
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oh yeah, I hate sex too lol
Gnappster
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Nov 17 2005, 07:53 AM)
unfortunately.........

but my hand has gotten quite adept at taking care of business  tongue.gif
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QUOTE(Hot mama @ Nov 17 2005, 08:13 AM)
your hand became your best friend ?
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i draw a pretty girl's face on my hand, or a mean girl when i'm feeling naughty
paybarraman
Ahhhhhhh

PALM-ela HAND-erson!!! She's my girl!!! smilio04.gif
BEAUTIFUL
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Nov 17 2005, 04:21 PM)
Ahhhhhhh

PALM-ela HAND-erson!!!  She's my girl!!!  smilio04.gif
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LOL...poor baby....let mami take care of that for you
paybarraman
QUOTE(BEAUTIFUL @ Nov 17 2005, 03:23 PM)
LOL...poor baby....let mami take care of that for you
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ohhhhh mami

if only you could......if only
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BEAUTIFUL
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Nov 17 2005, 04:25 PM)
ohhhhh mami

if only you could......if only
love-smiley-077.gif
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Such are the vagaries of life...sometimes measured in seconds, other times in inches...either way, timing is everything... action-smiley-047.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(jacktripper @ Nov 16 2005, 09:52 PM)
july 31,2004....but i don't really care if i get it again or not.
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yeah I hate sex too coco.gif



why don't u try hooking up with pandabear, u two would make a great couple laughing-smiley-014.gif
juicy_DD
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Nov 17 2005, 09:21 PM)
Ahhhhhhh

PALM-ela HAND-erson!!!  She's my girl!!!  smilio04.gif
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laughing-smiley-014.gif
Ratt
About one hour ago is the last time... And I'm feeling fine... hehe

nah.gif
diamondgeezer
Well I ate a whole load of delicious pussy this weekend, and had two mind-blowing tit fucks happy.gif
Mezrein
Last night. my woman doesn't have big enough melons for me to titty fuck.... Oh well, she more than makes up for it in the head-giving department, smile.gif
Tygalili
Last night. I wa chatting on the internet with Hot Mama and Cowboy, when Ratt started flicking me with his cock, in my ribs. He got hard so I hurriedly disconnected from Hot Mama and Cowboy and went and layed Ratt. He slept like a baby after that. I think I wore him out.
Ratt
QUOTE(Tygalili @ Nov 21 2005, 02:51 PM)
Last night. I wa chatting on the internet with Hot Mama and Cowboy, when Ratt started flicking me with his cock, in my ribs. He got hard so I hurriedly disconnected from Hot Mama and Cowboy and went and layed Ratt. He slept like a baby after that. I think I wore him out.
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Yep. but in a good way... And I did need the sleep... hmmm think I will need to be "worn out" again tonight...
Hot mama
Last night mmmm and to night oh yea a great way to end my birthday!!!!!!!!!
Ratt
QUOTE(Hot mama @ Nov 21 2005, 07:30 PM)
Last night mmmm and to night oh yea a great way to end my birthday!!!!!!!!!
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Do we need to start a new thread?

When's the next time you gonna get lucky?
Hot mama
QUOTE(Ratt @ Nov 21 2005, 06:34 AM)
Do we need to start a new thread?

When's the next time you gonna get lucky?
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for me that would be every day 2thumbs.gif
Ratt
QUOTE(Hot mama @ Nov 21 2005, 07:36 PM)
for me that would be every day 2thumbs.gif
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Lucky...

I just can't... I get home and I'm stuffed....
Hot mama
QUOTE(Ratt @ Nov 21 2005, 06:43 AM)
Lucky...

I just can't... I get home and I'm stuffed....
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i get home late at night and i wake hubby up for some loven 2thumbs.gif
Ratt
QUOTE(Hot mama @ Nov 21 2005, 07:44 PM)
i get home late at night and i wake hubby up for some loven 2thumbs.gif
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I've told Tygalili she could wake me up... but she never does...
Hot mama
QUOTE(Ratt @ Nov 21 2005, 06:46 AM)
I've told Tygalili she could wake me up... but she never does...
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sad.gif sad.gif
Ratt
QUOTE(Hot mama @ Nov 21 2005, 07:47 PM)
sad.gif  sad.gif
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She says I need my sleep; but then again, she normally wares me out before sleep... hehehehe
Hot mama
QUOTE(Ratt @ Nov 21 2005, 06:51 AM)
She says I need my sleep; but then again, she normally wares me out before sleep... hehehehe
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cool
jessie
just got laid last nite. He made my toes curl!!!!
diamondgeezer
Been a couple of weeks since I seen me GF. Time and money issues sad.gif

On the plus side when I did see her last, I fucked her in the arse smile.gif
Puppet
well.. not that long ago.. and about to initiate some more.. I can't get enough
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 17 2005, 11:55 AM)
oh yeah, I hate sex too lol
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haha Gnappy you seriously crack me up dude... you are one funny fucker.

To say last night seems so cliche so i'm just going to go with 2 nights ago.

Oh and Mez, will your lady ever post on here? Small breasts are just as great, some may even say there better
jrock8
took my girl to the airport today so she's spending the holidays back home w/her family... guess i'm gonna have to go through like a 5 day dry spell... bang.gif punchballs.gif

god, it's a hard life... laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Dec 23 2005, 11:49 PM)
took my girl to the airport today so she's spending the holidays back home w/her family... guess i'm gonna have to go through like a 5 day dry spell...  bang.gif punchballs.gif

god, it's a hard life...  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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contact paybarraman... i'm sure he has some types on how to survive
jrock8
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 23 2005, 10:53 PM)
contact paybarraman... i'm sure he has some types on how to survive
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yeah, i'll pass... something about "big, colorful balls" that just makes that seem like a bad idea.. tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Dec 23 2005, 11:57 PM)
yeah, i'll pass... something about "big, colorful balls" that just makes that seem like a bad idea..  tongue.gif
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ZING! haha

WOW what an old reference
Puppet
no shit .. just drug that outta the past
jrock8
QUOTE(Puppet @ Dec 24 2005, 05:37 PM)
no shit .. just drug that outta the past
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hey... all you "new-school" kids with your "instant history"... no appreciation for the classics, i say laughing-smiley-017.gif
Puppet
come now.. we love alot of our new girls.. we'll embrace making history with them.. and If im lucky making love with them too! 24.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(Puppet @ Dec 25 2005, 03:49 PM)
come now.. we love alot of our new girls..  we'll embrace making history with them.. and If im lucky making love with them too!   24.gif
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eh, fuck that... "making love" sounds way too gentle...

i think these girls need and want the hard, raw, animalistic fucking instead banana2.gif
Puppet
hrmm i dunno if you can wine and dine them and then just go straight to fucking their brains out.. now.. about the 3rd or 4th time in that nite.. fuck ya then you beat that shit up.. knock the bottom out until they pass out! If your dick is sore and her lips are swollen and red and painful to the touch.. You've ended the nite just right! wink.gif
nikkibird
It's been at least a month for me, and I have a boyfriend that I've been with for over 4 years.! I'm pathetic. He's also the only one I've ever had sex with, so I'm a super loser!
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