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paybarraman
Jan 12 2006, 10:21 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jan 11 2006, 06:24 PM)
Still nothing here maybe I will have to go to Castles and get me a friend and try doing it that way for the first time. sad.gif
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Dont know what this Castles is but if you need a "friend" all ya gotta do is Call Me....Pick up the phone and just...Call Me......dont be alone you can........Call Me....
Gnappster
Jan 12 2006, 12:21 PM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jan 12 2006, 10:21 AM)
Dont know what this Castles is but if you need a "friend" all ya gotta do is Call Me....Pick up the phone and just...Call Me......dont be alone you can........Call Me....
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when I read that post all I can think of is Pay at a karaoke bar singing call me by blondie....I gotta get off these cheap drugs.
diane26
Jan 12 2006, 08:24 PM
Today when I went to shower I swear I saw cobwebs starting to grow. blink.gif
Hardabs
Jan 12 2006, 08:27 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jan 12 2006, 08:24 PM)
Today when I went to shower I swear I saw cobwebs starting to grow.  blink.gif
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you need to go out and show urself off...i find it hard to believe that you're not getting any...i highly doubt that all the men around your area are homosexuals...you're hot...just put on something sexy or just walk out naked and i'm sure you'll get a lot cock pointing at you tongue.gif
CaramelTits
Jan 12 2006, 09:30 PM
smilio05.gif No cobwebs here thank Gawd.
juicyboobs
Jan 12 2006, 09:44 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 12 2006, 12:21 PM)
when I read that post all I can think of is Pay at a karaoke bar singing call me by blondie....I gotta get off these cheap drugs.
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very scary -
coco.gif wig too?
diane26
Jan 12 2006, 10:25 PM
QUOTE(CaramelTits @ Jan 12 2006, 06:30 PM)
smilio05.gif No cobwebs here thank Gawd.
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gabba.gif bang.gif tongue.gif
CaramelTits
Jan 12 2006, 11:13 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jan 12 2006, 10:25 PM)
gabba.gif  bang.gif  tongue.gif
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Awwwww Diane Gimme a Hug!!! tongue.gif
bts34e
Jan 12 2006, 11:48 PM
Got laid just now... 2thumbs.gif bang2.gif smilio14.gif
diane26
Jan 13 2006, 12:54 AM
You people suck ( you know you do dont lie) LOL I am banning myself from this thread until someone dusts off the cobwebs. user posted image
bondiguy
Jan 13 2006, 01:17 AM
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 12 2006, 03:14 AM)
umm... mez is a dude... i don't think he'd be into that  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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However considering Narazbad's recent drought, he may be interested???
Narazbad
Jan 13 2006, 01:18 AM
FUCK YOU!! if its diane...sure...wink.gif
bondiguy
Jan 13 2006, 01:22 AM
ummmmm, no its a dude! tongue.gif ...beggars can't be choosers dude
Narazbad
Jan 13 2006, 02:00 AM
sorry, i will not partake in your national past time biggrin.gif
bondiguy
Jan 13 2006, 02:05 AM
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 02:00 AM)
sorry, i will not partake in your national past time biggrin.gif
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so says the man who has had more sex with his hand than any female form in recent memory.... oh and animals dont count! tongue.gif
Narazbad
Jan 13 2006, 02:10 AM
eewwwww....animals? thats fuckin sick
bondiguy
Jan 13 2006, 02:17 AM
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 02:10 AM)
eewwwww....animals? thats fuckin sick
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hey... far be it from me to critisize your adventures!
Narazbad
Jan 13 2006, 02:18 AM
poor bondi....is that all you can do livin down under?
bondiguy
Jan 13 2006, 02:36 AM
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 02:18 AM)
poor bondi....is that all you can do livin down under?
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its not called Down Under for no reason... have u seen the beauties that call this place home?
Narazbad
Jan 13 2006, 02:38 AM
lol....havent you ever heard the stories about texas?
bondiguy
Jan 13 2006, 02:45 AM
yeah that everything is bigger in texas.... there is always the exception to the rule... right Naz! haha
Narazbad
Jan 13 2006, 02:46 AM
you dont know me! tongue.gif
jrock8
Jan 13 2006, 02:55 AM
QUOTE(bts34e @ Jan 12 2006, 10:48 PM)
Got laid just now... 2thumbs.gif  bang2.gif  smilio14.gif
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woohoo! that usually means new bts pics are soon to follow food-smiley-004.gif
Narazbad
Jan 13 2006, 02:56 AM
lol that was completley off topic from what we were talking about biggrin.gif
bondiguy
Jan 13 2006, 02:58 AM
ur complaining about seeing bts pics???? coco.gif
Narazbad
Jan 13 2006, 03:01 AM
no...just randomness
belicked6924
Jan 13 2006, 07:40 AM
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 02:38 AM)
lol....havent you ever heard the stories about texas?
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steers and queers?
Gnappster
Jan 13 2006, 12:58 PM
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jan 13 2006, 07:40 AM)
steers and queers?
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and Narazbad don't look much like a steer to me so that pretty much narrows it down doesn't it tongue.gif
Gnappster
Jan 13 2006, 12:58 PM
QUOTE(juicyboobs @ Jan 12 2006, 09:44 PM)
very scary -
coco.gif  wig too?
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that's even funnier.....and scarier lol
belicked6924
Jan 13 2006, 06:41 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 13 2006, 12:58 PM)
and Narazbad don't look much like a steer to me so that pretty much narrows it down doesn't it  tongue.gif
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Exactly smilio04.gif
Narazbad
Jan 14 2006, 06:48 AM
shit....gettin it from the b cups now....tongue.gif
bondiguy
Jan 14 2006, 09:41 PM
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 14 2006, 06:48 AM)
shit....gettin it from the b cups now....tongue.gif
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Well I thought you said it was better to give than recieve? bang2.gif I guess belicked wanted to change it up a bit? tongue.gif
Narazbad
Jan 15 2006, 04:15 AM
yeah...i am gettin kinda tired of always throwin it out there....tongue.gif
bondiguy
Jan 16 2006, 01:59 AM
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 15 2006, 04:15 AM)
yeah...i am gettin kinda tired of always throwin it out there....tongue.gif
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yeah.... ass fucking can tire u out gay.gif
Imagirlwatcher
Jan 16 2006, 02:06 PM
Had a quickie yesterday afternoon. 2thumbs.gif

First my Steelers won, and then I got some! What a day!
Nora
Jan 16 2006, 02:15 PM
Last night, with my husband, before taking the shower, straight against the red lights... 08.gif
jrock8
Jan 16 2006, 02:20 PM
QUOTE(Nora @ Jan 16 2006, 01:15 PM)
Last night, with my husband, before taking the shower, straight against the red lights... 08.gif
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"straight against the red lights"? confused-smiley-013.gif
Nora
Jan 16 2006, 02:27 PM
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 16 2006, 02:20 PM)
"straight against the red lights"?  confused-smiley-013.gif
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Meaning messy sex during those 5 days when my man is constantly asking "are they ove yet" ? tongue.gif
jrock8
Jan 16 2006, 02:30 PM
ahh, gotcha...
Nora
Jan 16 2006, 02:30 PM
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 16 2006, 02:20 PM)
"straight against the red lights"?  unsure.gif
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Over, that's what I meant to write.
bondiguy
Jan 17 2006, 12:45 AM
What a great way to put it "against the red light" haha

That one is going into high rotation!





ummmm its been 2 days and i'm climbing the walls bang.gif
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