I don't think that having had one sex partner in your life qualifies you as a super loser.
However, going without for a month? Wow...
Full Version: When Did You Last Get Laid?
Oh, and it's been...umm...a week for me? I'm having trouble remembering...must be all the egg nog and pecan pie melting my brain...
about 24 hours for me 
...... and I need some more!
...... and I need some more!
QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Dec 26 2005, 01:05 PM)
about 24 hours for me ...... and I need some more!
...... and I need some more!Volunteers for that duty!!!!
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Dec 26 2005, 10:20 PM)
Volunteers for that duty!!!!
offers greatly received ....... have enough to go around
QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Dec 26 2005, 05:26 PM)
offers greatly received ....... have enough to go around
A very sexy and very naughty image of Juicy being the focus of a RMM gangbang just went through my head.... As Pay would say..... ( swat) BAD COMEDYMAN BAD!!!... but then again... hmmmmmmm
As long as I'm first in line, I'm all for it. 
QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 26 2005, 10:33 PM)
As long as I'm first in line, I'm all for it.
theres no such thing as sloppy seconds with me love
QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Dec 26 2005, 05:37 PM)
theres no such thing as sloppy seconds with me love
For the first guy in line there's no seconds of any kind.
2 days ago for me and prob tonight... 
QUOTE(bts34e @ Dec 26 2005, 10:50 PM)
2 days ago for me and prob tonight...
definately tonight eh hun
fixing to do it now.. will probably take pictures too.. 
Nikki.. would you like to join... we can take care of that lil dry spell..
Nikki.. would you like to join... we can take care of that lil dry spell..
QUOTE(Puppet @ Dec 26 2005, 10:25 PM)
fixing to do it now.. will probably take pictures too.. Nikki.. would you like to join... we can take care of that lil dry spell..
Nikki.. would you like to join... we can take care of that lil dry spell.. ooh, pictures... don't suppose you're gonna share those?
may be prone to share a couple
QUOTE(Puppet @ Dec 26 2005, 10:49 PM)
may be prone to share a couple
well?
fuck i was to drunk to break out the camera.. I was doing good to throw a nut at that poitn! 
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Dec 25 2005, 02:50 AM)
hey... all you "new-school" kids with your "instant history"... no appreciation for the classics, i say
They would have to wade through thousands of idiotic, stupid, pointless comments (mostly by myself) to find that reference in the boards! haha
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2005, 01:17 AM)
They would have to wade through thousands of idiotic, stupid, pointless comments (mostly by myself) to find that reference in the boards! haha
good... they should... i recommend this as a new rmm indoctrination... let's see who really wants to post around here
(plus, that way, by the time they're done, their brain cells will be scrambled to the point that they can carry on conversations at our level 
)
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Dec 28 2005, 02:46 AM)
good... they should... i recommend this as a new rmm indoctrination... let's see who really wants to post around here (plus, that way, by the time they're done, their brain cells will be scrambled to the point that they can carry on conversations at our level )
(plus, that way, by the time they're done, their brain cells will be scrambled to the point that they can carry on conversations at our level )We have brain cells left?
WOW... great initiation idea jrock... run that by johnfreak!
no wait... let me rethink this... all the guy noobs have to do that... all the girls have to send you and me a dedicated picture...
yes, that is definitely a better plan
yes, that is definitely a better plan
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Dec 28 2005, 02:53 AM)
no wait... let me rethink this... all the guy noobs have to do that... all the girls have to send you and me a dedicated picture...
yes, that is definitely a better plan
yes, that is definitely a better plan
US a dedicated picture.... I agree with your new terms!
This morning before leaving for work *sigh* meeeow
Does anybody have an abacus i can borrow? I can't count that far back. It's been a little better than 2 months, right before I met my current girlfriend.
QUOTE(sussed2 @ Dec 28 2005, 09:28 PM)
This morning before leaving for work *sigh* meeeow
Sussed, you have filled my mind full of images of that lovely body being pleasured in everyway.... and that lucky fucker doing it!
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2005, 10:44 PM)
Sussed, you have filled my mind full of images of that lovely body being pleasured in everyway.... and that lucky fucker doing it!
same here bondi... well, except for the fact that i'm the lucky fucker doing it in my mind
Booya!
QUOTE(sussed2 @ Dec 29 2005, 09:49 PM)
Booya!
The sound of my brain exploding from being overused thinking about sussed naked and having sex!
Just few hours ago And it was goooood!
And it was goooood!
Last weekend...It sucks being single lol.
QUOTE(CaramelTits @ Jan 5 2006, 09:34 PM)
Last weekend...It sucks being single lol.
I'm sure there are a plethora of guys here willing to help you with that, can I put myself first in line?
LAST NIGHT BUT, I WOULD BE WILLING TO HELP CARAMEL ANYTIME SHE NEEDS IT
QUOTE(CaramelTits @ Jan 5 2006, 07:34 PM)
Last weekend...It sucks being single lol.
Ditto, lol!
2 weeks ago 
QUOTE(chi619 @ Jan 10 2006, 08:13 PM)
Ditto, lol!
Have you 2 already gotten together? (Notice the cross thread ref)
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jan 10 2006, 08:14 PM)
2 weeks ago
Come here, I'll help you out with that.
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jan 10 2006, 11:07 PM)
(Notice the cross thread ref)
notice pays absence from this thread... ther arent enough numbers on his keyboard I presume.... poor guy must still have those big colourful balls!
(now theres a cross thread reference)
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jan 10 2006, 11:11 PM)
Come here, I'll help you out with that.
I hope you got your googles when I have a real orgasim it get very very wet and I can squirt.
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 10 2006, 10:40 PM)
notice pays absence from this thread... ther arent enough numbers on his keyboard I presume.... poor guy must still have those big colourful balls!
(now theres a cross thread reference)
(now theres a cross thread reference)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH....lets all have another laugh at Pay's swollen Blue Balls cause he ain't getting any.......HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Hey Bondi,
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jan 11 2006, 01:06 AM)
I hope you got your googles when I have a real orgasim it get very very wet and I can squirt.
Me wanna
you now!!!!!!!! and I dont WANT the goggles!!!!!!
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jan 11 2006, 08:06 AM)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH....lets all have another laugh at Pay's swollen Blue Balls cause he ain't getting any.......HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Hey Bondi,
Me wanna you now!!!!!!!! and I dont WANT the goggles!!!!!!
Hey Bondi,
Me wanna
you now!!!!!!!! and I dont WANT the goggles!!!!!!za goggles do nussing!
IF WE COULD GET CHI AND CARAMEL TOGETHER I AM SURE THERE IS MORE THAN JUST ME WILLING TO HELP THEM OUT.
last night for me! Lots of tongue included in the fuck session. I likey..
Still nothing here maybe I will have to go to Castles and get me a friend and try doing it that way for the first time.
QUOTE(Mezrein @ Nov 14 2005, 09:21 PM)
Thrusday. I had my wisdom teeth pulled Friday. Im on inactive duty tell atleast wednesday due to that, and Im horny as hell,
Hey hey hey so am I! Just tell me where you reside and I'll be there to help you out with that problem!
QUOTE(Hot mama @ Nov 15 2005, 07:20 AM)
honey intimacy is a very good thing!!!!!!
Hot mama can I do it with you? I am a young buck and always willing to learn
feels like way too long ago...
QUOTE(smellmyface21 @ Jan 11 2006, 09:43 PM)
Hot mama can I do it with you? I am a young buck and always willing to learn
Im from Richmon
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jan 11 2006, 08:06 AM)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH....lets all have another laugh at Pay's swollen Blue Balls cause he ain't getting any.......HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
damn Pay... its been the backbone of these boards for months!!!!
QUOTE(smellmyface21 @ Jan 11 2006, 08:36 PM)
Hey hey hey so am I! Just tell me where you reside and I'll be there to help you out with that problem!
umm... mez is a dude... i don't think he'd be into that
shit.....uhhh.....ive drank since then...and smoked...and slept....ALOT of sleep....but its been well over a year for me........
yesterday, once during supper, and then i ate her out for about thirty mins. and then had sex again.
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