Hello to everyone in the RMM Community.

I've been an avid visitor to this site for a little while, and always am lurking around the boards admiring all the beautiful women that are here, and also have been shy to start posting on here, but I figured might as well start somewhere.

I'm 22 years old from just outside of Toronto. I'm currently a university student at Brock University studying to become an accountant. I enjoy the Toronto Maple Leafs as most Torontoians do, and even though I can't skate for shit, I tend to end up as the coach on the bench being an avid observer.

I also enjoy golfing, although, I didn't get to do any this summer as I was in the hospital for 3 weeks having surgery for a tumor I had on my wrist, luckily it was benign, so no cancer to worry about, but they had to do a full bone and skin graft on me, so I have 6 inches of my leg replacing a part of my arm...so I have some fun scars that is for sure...always trying to come up with a better story than "I had a tumor on my wrist"...something exciting like "I was wrestling gators in Florida, or swimming in the ocean when I got attacked by a shark".

I currently have a girlfriend whom I have been dating for almost 2 years, she is hot in my view, but extremely shy about her body, so I highly doubt I'll be able to post her hot body on here for all to see, but I definitely love admiring the other beautiful women on this site.

I look forward to hearing from everyone and meeting other people too, just for some friendly chatter, or whatever, just to have fun as a method of procrastination from the fun of "studying" lol

Cheers
Macdonald

Macdonald welcome...

great opening post!

Judging by the track record of Canadians here you'll fit in just fine

Thank you for the kind welcome bondi...

And I do agree I don't think I'll have any problems fitting in based on the other Canadians lurking around the forums

Well there is an exception!

That Gnappster is a murky character!

I guess I could take your word on that one...but he does have some funny posts

Plus I forgot to mention I'm like most of the guys here.. I'm a huge Simpsons fan as well as Family Guy and Maried With Children and a huge WWE fan

I was just messin with ya about Gnappy

I dont know much about WWE but the other 3 are great! Welcome aboard soldier!

As part of your initiation you need to post a random simpsons pic in ddd35's 411 thread... he LOVES them!

Welcome to RMM to a fellow canuck. You seem pretty cool, except th cheering for the Maple Leafs part



Well I have some low standards to live down to.


yeah, I'm used to people laughing at me.
but it rolls right off my back




I like them all. I used to be a big WWE fan but the product has gone WAY downhill IMO and I haven't watched it in months.




and how!

Well then which NHL team do you root for? Oilers? Flames? Canucks?



Granted the product isn't what it used to be back in say 1998-1999, it has it's moments, but I think the real downfall was when Vince bought WCW

Oh well...

The Women are still hot to look at lol

Bruins

and the Oilers

Welcome!
Let me be the one take your threads virginity.
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What a long bow to draw...... but I laughed my arse off

Thank you very much for taking my threads virginity
You are definitely welcome to do that as much as you want lol You definitely are one of the hottest on RMM

So I guess then Thursday will be interesting, your Bruins vs. My Leafers...GO LEAFS GO

welcome aboard , hope you enjoy your time , Nat sur ebroke your cherry with a very nice pic , Toronto HUH ? great place to visit ... made some great friends from not to far from there when i was up there on business .. enjoy

What the hell name is Bruins for a sporting team?

It's another name for a bear

it'd be better if it were another name for beer

Brewers, on the other hand, is a great team name.

gotta agree with you on that
but a team doesn't really need a name related to alcohol to remind me to drink during all sporting events.

Yes any sport = lots of alcohol

But as for Brewers...I'm Torontoian true and true lol go jays go

I have heard of that team name before and it is hands down my favourite!

"You know, I never realised how boring this game is"

Great quote! I'm too lazy to make my brain work, so here's my copy and paste:

the windup and a 2-2 pitch. Oh, no, wait a minute, the batter is calling for time. Looks like he's going to get himself a new bat. And now there's a beach ball on the field, and the balls boys are discussing which one of them's going to go get it.

Its how I feel on the very odd occasion I watch baseball

Great episode!

"yesterday, I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the stadium and ate the dirt underneath the bleachers!"

I cast thee out!

Very classic episode

Or From that "2-2 pitch" episode, Kang and Kodos "At this rate the World Series will never end" or "smooth move space lax" after the universe has been eliminated

Oh the Classics

Yeah one of my favourites for sure!

Great pic

Lastly, from that episode...

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet, sweet beer!"

Lastly? Speak for yourself! There's so much great Duff from that episode, I don't even know where to begin.

Marge: Homer, Do you hide beer around the house?

Homer: Do I ever!(fishing a six pack out of the toilet tank)




Only Duff fills your "Q zone" with pure beer goodness, so drink up and up and up!

where on earth you guys find your pictures to support your simpsons quotes I'd love to know...seriously please lol

If we told you all our secrets, you would cease to think we're so cool. Sorry.

keep posting gratuitous simpsons quotes around here and we'll tell you

Another guy from West Maine. Isn't one enough? That part of the state isn't big enough for the two of you.

Well nobody wanted to move to East Maine, or worse yet Maine itself

Gratuitous eh...

Well one that would be somewhat appropriate of this site, at least in the sense of terminology...

Homer on his hunger strike...

"ohhh me so hungee...i'm down to a B cup"

classic...

Do you drink alone?

Does god count as a person?

A for effort, C for Execution

or even more...
Homer: Thank you, that'd be nice.
Marge: Do you ever hide beer around the house?
Homer: Do I ever!
[fetches a beer from its hiding place in the toilet tank, and
takes a swig] Ahhhh.
Marge: Do you ever drink to escape from reality.
Homer: [looks in the mirror and imagines himself as a big muscular guy]
[to "Can-Can"] Duhh, duh duh duh duh duuh duuh, duh duh duh duh
duuh duuh, duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh...

Hence why i ask where you all get your simpsons pictures from so that I may be able to execute better

I am not worthy

HAHAHA

Its funny cause I don't know em

I've used that line myself


Think you can get this car home?

Sure thing giant beer!

I have much to learn, here I was thinking I knew my simpsons episodes lol

That ep is so chock full of laughs!!!



When I was 17....

Fear not... a month or two here and you'll be telling Matt groening what to do

I drank some very good beer
I drank some very god beer I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian Magee...

And after that...
Marge: Hello?
Wiggum: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.
Marge: Oh, my God! He's dead?
Wiggum: Oh, wait. I mean DWI. Heh, heh, heh. I always get those two mixed up. [hangs up phone]
[at that moment, a lady arrives at the police station]
Woman: My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband's DWI.
Wiggum: [stalling] Uhhhh, why don't you talk to that officer over
there. I'm going out to lunch.

Ok sorry dude for destroying your thread.... but this is one of the funniest frmaegrabs from that ep

See how all 3 Duff variants come from the one pipe

hahaha well done, forgot bout that scene.
damn that ep has a bunch

it's all good, I agree that it's one of the funniest framegrabs and one of the funniest episodes of the Simpsons

thanks...i thought I'd at least try to be able to compete with you and bondi...although my thread has somewhat turned into the simpsons specific episode appreciation thread lol

Well it is either fill your 411 with Simpsons gags or call you a homo.... you got the good end of the bargain!

And agreed... that ep rocks

Just think, pretty soon you'll have the full collection of frame grabs in your 411

nah that's every thread