Do I ever!

Gotta Love a Lazy Saturday...

Hockey on TV
A Case of Beer in the Fridge
Nachos and Chili to Eat
Sittin on the couch with the computer near by

This is the life....

Sounds like a great day...

Im headed out in an hour or two for my second buxks party (This time with the older brigade. My dad, uncles, father in law etc)... I expect to get nicely toasted

They probably have some real cash, so like 5 or 6 strippers?

and probably an endless supply of small bills and beer lol

I usually am so broke that I have to go to the strip clubs that have the ugly girls that are happy to have me throw pennies at them.

Lets just say I dont remember much... I got blotto!!!

Man old folk can drink

It's sometimes surprising, I've been to some parties too where some close friends of the family that you don't usually see drunk have been drunk and me being only 22 right now and seeing people in their 70s and early 80s that are friends of my grandparents at an open bar, it's hilarious to see them drunk, some either pass out or some just become like a young kid, but to get to that point they sure could out drink some of the young ones lol

Oh my dad and the others up there on that day aren't anywhere near 70 or 80 but I guess with all that drinking experience under your belt some sort of tolerance is built up, and they floored me thats for damn sure!

And probably laughed that they can still out drink their kids lol

or even worse pointing out how cheap a drunk their kids are saying i shoulda passed on my tolerance level on to my kids

Yeah those bastards!!!

I lasted as long as they did, just got way drunker in the process haha

Oh How I love night classes being cancelled as we have a major ice storm rollin through, started out as snow when I went to my morning class, but now there is about 1/2 an inch of ice on my car, coulda gone skatin in my car

it's been snowing here all yesterday and today.
I'll be snow blowing forever when I get home.

I was going to make some off-color remark about your blowing snow, but then I changed my mind.

what made you change your mind?

I just felt like pestering satan

I intentionally worded it as snow blowing instead of blowing snow for just that reason.

You're not even really safe if you were to say plowing snow. Winter sure is a dirty trickster.

I guess I shouldn't bring up the story of me and Jack Frost then

that story's been going around the Internet for ages now, not to mention the disturbing pictures.

wow, what a way to say welcome to page 10 of my 411

and I thought only simpson pics were invited in here ... LOL

that's like the naughtiest teacher picture in town. Very hot

wow to see that pose at the teachers lounge ...

I was too, and I changed my mind because I was to busy snow blowing



You never cease to amaze me

At least there shouldn't be the need for much snow blowing with spring around the corner and hopefully spring time brings some love from the lovely RMM ladies to my thread

wowsers, what i wouldn't give to be those beads in that pic or rather just be there in person, thank you CG

Wow.. I had so many beads I could have given to you ! Shame they didn't go to anyone even close to your beauty

Love to play "follow the beads" with you!

Damn hot, girl.

I thought to get some activity in my thread again I'd see if someone had good trivia knowledge.

There is a daily contest on the radio station I listen to that has stupid, useless trivia, but gets the creative juices fowing,nd I found today's pretty hilarious. So let's see who can come up with the right answer to this:

According to a Reader's Digest survey, 6% of respondents found their lost remote control in their _________?

I'll have to figure out a prize for the winner, but just curious to see what people would say to that.

Good Luck

ass crack?

you could offer a bumper sticker as a prize.

someone actually called in and said that to my surprise, the DJ was laughing her ass off at it, but unforunately no ass crack isn't the answer, but yeah a bumper sticker does seem like a good prize lol

fridge?

ding ding ding...i was surprised it was only 6%, i thought it'd be a little higher than that but you got it Gnappy

For once I get to be the one demanding, "Where is my bumper sticker!"

And for the record I sent bob his but bondi's is still sitting here.

lol i'll try and find ya one lol...

this one was pretty funny too:

15% of men try to hide ______ during sex

the salami?

not quite lol

Balls!

i'd think that those would be kinda hard to hide during sex...unless you have som condition where you can make them hide lol

Its the disappearing ball act!

classic

well my friends always say that when my wife is around, I don't have any balls

isn't that always the case with anyone's significant other lol

How about their wallet?

Ooooh, another good one.


My guess would be their wife.

funny



and funnier

nope sorry, interesting thought though, mine is always empty so, they'd have a hard time finding plastic lol



good guess, but not it, lovin these answers though