I usually hide Gnappys wife in my closet

Yeah, and Gnappy's just wondering, can you cut her down now. He's getting hungry and he needs her to make dinner.... And by the time she leaves your place and comes to mine, He's not sure if he'll ever eat dinner again.

IM pretty sure thats why they invented microwave dinners.. although thats some pretty advanced machinery for him to use...

yeah. Especially for Gnappy. Everytime he looks at the keypad he laughs because the 6 and 9 are on top of each other.

Gnappy can count?!?

Yeah, but not really well. He can't figure out what number comes after C

between puppet's closet and bob's basement, I think the board is pretty much covered.


you should see how I wrecked my plasma trying to cook a tv dinner in it

I gotta get a bigger basement.


Oh, great. Now you come back. I was just gonna leave, too. Oh well, I'm still gonna leave.


and the plasma comment was great...

I believe you!

it's just one burn after another i love it

Rough day to be on the boards

must be the spring in the air...

Or the testosterone in the balls!

herpes: the gift that keeps on giving

I thought it was syphilis that burned

You know, I've given so many different gifts in my tenure as a ladies' man, I lose track of the special qualities of each one of my gifts.

sick bastard

OOoooh, a promotion.

puppet would know!

Yea ... Pay won't quit scratching his crotch!

I haven't picked on pay in awhile

Since no one seems to have any more guesses...the correct answer according to this survey is that 15% of men try to hide their gut/stomach during sex...interesting I know.

Or this is always fun:

This is the most common injury to get during sex: _________

Good Luck

apparently no one has any guesses, or just doesn't care anymore bout my stupid trivia guess i just better wait for CG or any other fine RMM ladies to leave some lovin instead

sorry, missed this.
the answer must be pink eye

LOLOL

That's just not right

I'm surprised with Bondi back he hasn't taken a crack at a guess for this lol

killer attachment... what visionary would have thought to post this in a forum? He, is one of true comedic genius!



Dude I have no idea... As long as im getting it (with my wife), i pay no attention to injuries I may pick up along the way

Good answer, but in fact the most common injury during sex is.... rugburn

I myself have had that happen, makes you wonder how many others have ended up with rugburn after sex too lol

tell the guy to be more gentle next time.



luckily for me, there was no carpet in prison

good burn good burn



but i heard that the concrete floors caused major shrinkage

Guess that would have made it and in-ny!

I am sure most people (3d excluded) would have picked up rugburn along the way somewhere!

It's funny trying to explain the red markings to others

tell me about it, a couple days after i ended up with rugburn on my arm, my mom noticed the mark on my arm and was like what did you do to yourself, i was like uhh...uhhh...i scratched myself, or i've had that for awhile

Wait rugburn?? My mind went to other places when I thought of that...
lmao


So my question is... how the heck did you get one on your arm!?

lol thought someone might ask that...

in my university dorms the bed isn't exactly roomy, and i have it up against the wall so to give my gf and I more space we usually put the mattress on the floor so we have more room to share, and i happened to be on top and i guess when i leaned down we were a lil close to the edge and i was resting my arm on the floor for leverage, to be honest i didn't even notice i had the rugburn till i went to rub it and my fingers came back red with blood lol

How do you explain the rugburn you get on your forehead???

munching carpet?

HEY-OH!!!!!!

Thought I would give my own thread a bump, since it's been lacking any action for the last lil while, just been crazy hectic moving home out of my dorm for the summer, and I don't start my summer job till next monday, so bored out of my skull

bored?!
do what I did when university let out for the summer....get drunk on a nightly basis.

lol yeah i've been doin that but kinda bad getting drunk by yourself since my best friend and his gf spent the past week in the Dominican, and all my other friends either work all day or have night shifts, so kinda sucked, plus too golfing on the weekend, the beverage cart liked to avoid us for some reason, never got a beer on the course, i was upset lol

Ive been alone drunk daily!.. Nothing wrong with it!

I do that now



Does god count as a person?

NO supernaturals aloud unless they are chipping in on the booze!

or if they bring the keg

Well he does give red wine?

shit if we are turning water into wine.. i better turn on all my sings and the fucking bathtub!!! IM getting drunk tonite baby!

sings eh...

i dont' think it'd be far fetched to say puppet, i think you are already drunk lol