Shit.. if i am.. then my body better hold on for the ride cuz i have lots of beer left!

Getting?

I stay that way.. theres not much to getting around here! Unless its laid of course!

lol, puppet is perma-drunk lol

Oooohhh I like that.. think im going to have to make that my title !

so long as i get the credit for it lol

Credit is always given.. you'll have an invite to BH.. though you have no clue what that means now.. one day you will!

he has been bestowed with an almighty honour!

should i be concerned, worried, or happy for this honour lol ???

Many have wanted it.. and waaaaaaaaaay manyyyyyyyyy have been denied.. and all that recieved it want it back !!

still didn't answer my question lol

guess you'll find out LOL!

Ahhh preach on oh wise one!

he'll see the light.. and the light is goooooooood!

Do the cheap bastard method...stuff your gold bag full of beer before heading on the course.


Stole my line!

speaking of BH...I need an outlet to share all my free porn tips n tricks.
I think I hit the motherlode.


based on my above statrment you should be happy...among other reasons.

Does Whiskey count as beer?



PM me you mother fucker!!!

how bout delicious bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting. what's that? You want me to drink you? but I'm in the middle of posting!

lol, that episode was just on the other day lol...

8'6" tisk tisk tisk

It's ok, just relax, and know that i love you

p.s where the fuck are my passwords???

in that case BH will be right up LOL

not passwords this time, a little more involved. but totally worth it. I'll pm you.


haha, figured.

Im still waiting Canada Boy!!!

hey pm me too dammit!

He has only got hetro porn, no gay stuff!

Well it's common knowledge that I'm a procrastinator, so it's surprising that I even got to it today.

Wanna bet ?

it's true. I've been supplying 3d with all-male porn for a long time. i have no use for the passes but 3d seems to love em.

why ruin a good thing if 3d likes it why stop lol

but where's my hook up lol

I can forward them on to ya ... for some reason all he has now is passes to the midget sites ...

ask puppet or bondi or jrock8 to forward it to you...i didn't save a copy for myself and am too lazy to retype.

I might start sending out passes to a few select individuals every so often if you're interested. This is different but I still have access to porn passes now and again.

May I thank you in advance, im yet to check my PMs but I know from your previous work that it will be good!



Hey, different strokes for different folkes

well yeah ..

Thought i would refresh my thread with an old trend coming back...simpsons references.

Classic one from the episode I watched earlier today

Cop: "Did you hold a grudge aganinst Montgomery Burns"
Moe: "No" *Buzz* "Alright maybe i did but i didn't shoot him" *Ding*
Cop: "Checks out, ok sir you're free to go"
Moe: "Good, cuz I gotta hot date tonight" *Buzz* "A Date" *Buzz* "Dinner with friends" *Buzz* "Dinner alone" *Buzz* "Watching TV alone" *Buzz* "Alright, I'm going to sit at home and augle the ladies in the victoria's secret catalogue" *Buzz* "Sears Catalogue" *Ding* "Now would you unhook this already please I don't deserve this kinda treatment" *Buzz*

And now for what we all came here tonight to see.... Hardcore nudity!

"spectacular" reference!!!

it always baffles me how you people can just pull the simpsons quotes out your asses, but it's all good, just trying to think of another episode to reference lol

That's my sandbox, i'm not allowed in the deep end, that's where i met the leprachaun, he told me to burn things

"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."

Thank you sir



Mate, it comes with years of experience. Anyone can quote the simpsons, but to reference exact episodes take skill, and it really draws the ladies!

"I don't get you simpson, sometimes you seem kinda righteous, but then I see you fraternising with the lame-o's, which makes you a lame-wad!"

And google

Believe it or not, in bondi's case, it's only rarely.

Only in very extreme cases

Figured I would rant in my thread for a change...

Today at work was just frustrating. I work for an automaker in the finance department handling people's loan and lease payments and usually customer service prepares things for us and today was just completely fucked up and just want to be like you should know what to do why did you fuck it all up...guess people can be that stupid...

Which brings me to the highlight of the day hearing on the news, can't remember where it was but some lady suffered first and second degree burns to her face and torso while pumping gas into her car....the reason why she got burned...

She was PLAYING WITH A LIGHTER while pumping the gas into her car, i was dumbfounded, like what do you say to that, didn't think there would be someone out there that dumb to be playing with an open flame while at a gas station, just found that too hard to believe, but anyways end rant lol

Stories like that never cease to amaze me.
She's obviously never seen Zoolander

great Artie Ziff avatar by the way!

I was thinking the same thing

the world is full of dumbasses.

sexy av!

why thank you chickie, your av is far more sexy than mine lol but the real deal of your body is what is even sexier than your av

and the stupid part is , she will sue , cause the sign says no smoking doesnt say anything about playing with lighters ...