Bad liar? irritating?personality disorder? Hmmmm, sounds serious. Maybe I should see your doctor. Business woman, model, and millionaire, "but that's not the case in the real world" So, what you're saying is that there are no educated women who own their own companies and have modeled part time? Man! I don't know where YOU live, but maybe you should visit the Los Angeles/Hollywood area sometime and see just how wrong you are. Women like me are everyhere in southern California. Or, would you have me believe that that comment was aimed only (and directly) at me? Good luck with that one buddy. So it also sounds like you too are saying that women are incapable of anything but showing their tits (or should be only showing their tits, or dipensing sexual favors to men like you) as your buddy Closeup asserts? Talk about living in a happy place. I'm sure you've gazed at so much porno that you've completely lost perspective on the real world (and it's women). It's seems it's OK for men to pretend to be someone else to a woman in order to get a piece of ass, but let a woman fool a man, and she's a bitch. Right? If what you say is true... Why do you even bother? You talk like you're somehow above all this. I'm not sure how you even felt it was your place to chime you're misguided little two cents worth in here anyway. I guess you thought that Closeup couldn't hang by himself too.

I'll hand it to you... you ARE funny. And I will giv you credit for being a tree dimensional thinker. But, responding with your brand of convoluted logic when it suits you doesn't fool anyone but the the ones who probably are too stupid to be able to read these posts in the first place. (On second thought, there probably are a few here that can read well enough and not understand the BS.)

Can't you even follow a simple train of logic? He says YOU want to pretend to be a model, etc, ect. Not that there aren't models in California. That's like me saying I'm the quarterback of the New England Patriots. What? You don't beleive the Patriots have quarterbacks? How uninformed can you be. I can PROVE that New England has quarterbacks. How can you even think that? Every pro team has at least two quarterbacks. There, I think that proves that I'm the quarterback of the Patriots. Now leave me alone so I can go find another receiver to replace Deion Branch.

yea, i know....

but just so u know....if u get what youre after....
YOURE GONNA HAVE TO BUY ME SOME SHIT!!!

i already started a list for ya.

hey, come closer..........

have u had the feeling (i mean thought, women have feelings, men have thoughts) like we are at this large dinner party....political or some important shit like that....huge discussion going on.....yet the two of us are playing footsie under the table and we hear the others, but dont know what the hell they really said? ok, so my foots a little higher up your leg that i first let on.....yea, that too....i'm a little wet!

And I'm like the drunk neighbor who doesn't know when he's had enough. And that's MY leg your foots crawling up, young lady. And I already know you're wet, since that's how you were when we got thru.

fast.....and good. very good!

Well most of ladies use adjectives like fast when describing closeup's prowess, but good??? that's a first.

Hey, I've heard many times that that it's good that I'm fast.

I just finished reading "some" of what is going on in here...and i'll i can remember is when Lynette posted a pic with the face blacked out or something lead us all to believe the hot little number in the pic was her and then told us a story about saving someone's face out of respect for her and i think she was a porn star. I may only be a "teacher"...but i know when something just doesn't seem right.

On to the other subject...i prefer to swallow, my dates cum that is. I wish i had pictures to show. I could go get one from site..block off the head and say this is what i look like when someone shoots come in my mouth. lol

I'd rather just find out in person

Seriously, Lynette, you make this too easy.

1. I haven't said a single thing about women - I've only said things about YOU. Don't distort my message to, once again, digress from the fact that your "truth" is the most ridiculous thing any reasonable person's ever heard. You don't seem to pick things up very quickly, so here is my message again in a nutshell: YOU (and the voices in your head), not other women - only YOU, lie about your life on a boob forum to make yourself feel good about yourself. I've heard your explanation for this (you and your "sister" did it for fun), but I don't believe it. I'm very familiar with L.A. - and, like everyone I know, I am fully aware that there are successful, beautiful, smart, amazing women. Many of them. Remember when you said this:

Lynette posted on: Mar 5 2006, 02:51 PM
"Hmmmm. I don't really seemto be listed in any of the comments on this thread. Does that mean that I should take a hint, and not bother posting anymore photos here? Feeling a little left out. Plus... I don't thing I'm scoreing very high on this site for some reason."

None of the smart, successful, SELF-ASSURED, intelligent, millionaires I know would say something like that. And aren't you the one who said she doesn't need this place to make herself feel good about herself? Are you starting to catch on to why people say you contradict yourself?

2. You know nothing about me except that I think you lie on a boob forum. I've given you no details at all, so you grasp at nothing to fight back by insulting me because your story is bullshit. I don't have an extensive porno library at all. YOU (and only you, not other women), are the one who posted myriad pictures of other naked women on this site - some of whom you claim are your sisters. You've proven that you have an extensive library, part of which is arguably insestuous. Perhaps you shouldn't be throwing the pervert stone.

3. Again, because you are rather slow, here's the latter part of my message (which I've already said) - you already look like a fool/liar/nutcase with MPD. This is going nowhere. Someone will again prove you wrong, and you'll grasp at nothing to insult or make up a ridiculous story. Stop trying. And once again, because this is going nowhere, I'm done.

You're right - you deserve the credit.

LOL! What the heck are you still doing here> I thought you were done with it. This whole thing has become better than anyone could have ever predicted. This site neededsome excitment. It was terribly dead with the same old threads, same old people commenting, and the same old dull Qs & As.

We finally found something we agree on, Lynette, it is entertaining. Okay- now I'm really done. Maybe.

hahahaha!!!! you, lady, speak my language!



well, i was quite enjoying it....

There is way too much reading here for me but I'll comment on a few pages I did read;



This is the most angry or challenging I have EVER seen Gnappy and I love it. Everything you have said is 101% correct! EVery last aspect. I was the one who brought this whole thing up and she hasn't answered any of my challenges or questions because she cant.

I am also not an American, Im an Aussie. A point I thought well documented on the boards here but I was tainted with the same brush by sheer ignorance. How else could you explain it?



That is an absurd answer even for you



I have to echo someone's thoughts here and say I picked one random post and skim read for spelling mistakes and they are laughable! Hardly the work of a highly educated woman?

probably becuase they can't wati to get rid of you.

now your talkin




The comedyman we all know and love

not required, but if we choose to read it, i'm sure it's available at numerous adult book stores nationwide...word for word.

never had a top ten wish list. just a top 3 wish list. and they ARE out of reach cause they are things i wish i had done differently. cant go back. if i had a top ten wish list, it would be full of good things that would affect me and other people on the inside first. then the outside.

your example wish list is chock full of exciting things to do, to some. sky diving...i think it would hurt my bad ear. fishing yes, but only where rainbow trout thrive. pyramids? too fucking hot there and i have my own pyramids of laundry to do. fly an airplane, friends would start hounding me for rides and shit. river rafting....never been a good swimmer, but a river does sound better than the ocean to me. living in far off places? now that one is gold! today, i'd like to live as far away from, you know who, as possible! as for something in the back of my head since childhood......hell, thats where all my fucked up ideas and thoughts come from! yea, theres something there, and a bad "counselor" told me to just go piss on the graves of a few people. i chose to listen to someone else who wisely said "shit happens...get a 4 x 4 and some mud tires!"

oh yea, race car driver....thought i was once kinda....bad idea....probation totally sucked!

man, can someone change the title of this thread? think of the vast number of visitors who come here, dive into this thread thinking they are gonna read some fun shit and then they get hit with....well....whats actually here. im not a multimilliondollar businessMAN (said it that way cause im not really into all the femanist shit either) but with my small amount of marketing knowledge, i feel pretty confident in saying that this thread would be bad for business and quite possibly a blatant lie.

I'm NOT a very accurate typist and once I get going, I don't pay attention to spelling errors either. At the offices I DO have people who type my correspondence for me. Have you ever heard of that as a business practice? You're mind seems to work at a very simple level. If I need a typist, I hire one. If I need a file clerk, I hire one. If I need someone to do follow-up, I hire someone. If I need someone to clean the bathrooms, I'll call you.

Nah. Bondi cleaned my bathroom once. first of all, he didn't do a very good job. then he chugged my mouthwash for the alcohol content, then he pissed all over the floor. Not only that, he left a gay nudie mag in teh magazine rack.

He sure can wash a car, though.

That line is awesome!



What offices? I thought you sold your companies?

I did. Guess I should have been speaking in the past tense to avoid your detail oriented, overly critical, attention. Big deal. Was it you who said you were once a marine?

You are correct, you should have.

And seeing as I'm Canadian, it would be awfully tough for me to be in the Marines.
That fucking moron is the one you're thinking of.

That's right, it was fucking moron. I believe you're Major Asshole. And then there was that guy Complete Asshole. how many Assholes are on this board anyway?

pmsl we love that fuckin moron

so what's on this list? a new headboard for the one we'd break? a digital camcorder to record all the action? or just a 6 pack of your favorite beer and a really good steak?





yeah, i had that feeling... except instead of using your foot, why not just slide under the table? nobody's really paying attention anyway or i could just meet you in the coat check room in 5 minutes

Geez. Only Jork would make a girl wait 5 minutes for 30 seconds of action.

isn't that called foreplay?

damn... all these years and i never knew...

i love jorks!

Here's the thing that makes me laugh. You "have people" to do all the mundane office stuff. Do they do all your thinking for you too? A typing error is me typing yuor instead of your. A typing error is NOT substituting you're for your. Spell check won't catch that kind of error because what's wrong is in your head, not in your fingers. I've come to the conclusion that if there are two "Lynettes" one of them maybe had a semester or two of college, the other barely squeaked thru high school. Probably spent all her time day-dreaming about being a model and a millionaire. Sorry to say but attempting to bullshit us is as close as you'll ever get to those goals. Even that you failed at. Better luck next time. Here's a thought: Maybe the "Lynette" persona is being created by an order of nuns in a nunery. I like that better than the frat house option and almost as much as the nursing home. Then again, would a nun call me a "fucking moron"? I mean, one who never met me. BTW, please don't reveiw my posts for spelling errors, it'll just tax your brain and bore the rest of us.

Thanks sweety, I think.

so basically, you are just pretty lazy?

How retro! Rock on toots



Good for you... but I retired from the cleaning busniess back in '89. I have grown bored of your outrageous stories so I'll leave it for the rest of the people out there now. Who knew a simple question about one's age would turn in to all this?


One for you all to ponder... how many Lynette's does it take to change a light bulb?

A compliment from you sweetheart is nectar and ambrosia to me

Miss ya my saucy British hotbody

Ok.. I read the NEXT three pages of arguing and I made this observation....


I also like shooting in a girls hair...

J/K

..... I didn't read the last three pages of arguing

Okay. I've read all the back-and-forth banter. The spelling criticism is a little ridiculous. I see spelling errors all the time by pretty much all posters, myself included. Making a valid argument based on someone's spelling/typing ability is pretty lame. At first I thought this was a pretty interesting debate, but now it's tiring. It seems neither of you can stick to the point anymore and are just trying to get on each others' nerves and come up with the next witty comment. Closeup, at first I kinda agreed with you. I always thought there was something peculiar going on with lynette and her stories and stuff, but then again I never really let it get to me. Now that it's brought out in the open, you know what... I still don't care that much and it doesn't really get to me. If she (they) post(s) something that resembles an opinion and it sparks a conversation, whether she's credible or not, well, at least there's something out there for people to comment on if they choose to... or ignore if they choose that route. I hope this debate ceases soon; the more it continues the more aggressive and mean you both appear.

I try to remain unbiased around here when it comes to disagreements. I'm not picking sides on this. I'm just saying that I'm noticing more hostility than debate around here, and it's getting old now.


There's a common saying in message boards that I think suits this situation pretty well...

Aruging with someone on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

click

You spelled arguing wrong.......retard.

Well, arguing is dervived from the Latin aruge, meaning agressive debate. It's not my fault my ancestors had to bastardize the language

That is so funny

were your ancestors Latin American?



you are not my son!

No, you goofball. I do not believe my lineage goes anywhere near Latinia.



Not surprising. Most same-sex marriages don't produce offspring.

(sometimes adding my own comment is more fun than saying "Spotted "

[quote=Bobaloo,Sep 14 2006, 10:56 AM]
Okay. I've read all the back-and-forth banter. The spelling criticism is a little ridiculous. I see spelling errors all the time by pretty much all posters, myself included. Making a valid argument based on someone's spelling/typing ability is pretty lame. At first I thought this was a pretty interesting debate, but now it's tiring. It seems neither of you can stick to the point anymore and are just trying to get on each others' nerves and come up with the next witty comment. Closeup, at first I kinda agreed with you. I always thought there was something peculiar going on with lynette and her stories and stuff, but then again I never really let it get to me. Now that it's brought out in the open, you know what... I still don't care that much and it doesn't really get to me. If she (they) post(s) something that resembles an opinion and it sparks a conversation, whether she's credible or not, well, at least there's something out there for people to comment on if they choose to... or ignore if they choose that route. I hope this debate ceases soon; the more it continues the more aggressive and mean you both appear.

I try to remain unbiased around here when it comes to disagreements. I'm not picking sides on this. I'm just saying that I'm noticing more hostility than debate around here, and it's getting old now.

thank you , I been trying to get this thread back on point for the last 3 pages , the fact is who gives a shit who the poster is , I m not buying anything here , and Im not selling anything , I dont have to trust the persons that post here , most people just come to pass the time and look at boobies , there may be a time when it matters who somebody is from here but as of now I see no reason to call sombody out cause there stories dont line up , Ive read many many lies on the net , it wasnt all that long ago one of the main posters was saying her hubby made $ 50,000. a week , but a week later they were moving cause they couldnt
make the house payment , but nobody said anything , why? cause nobody cared or they new it was a lie to brighten someones not so great life , lets face it most of the people come here while there at work or while there S/o is out of the house , myself I'm here while the s/o is asleep or once i reach my office like now , you ever notice there arent to many of the regulars on here over the weekends ?
not that it matters , but there allot of little lies that take place I think and the fact is WHO GIVES A SHIT ... Just my 30 second commercial Im done now , Ya' all have a great fucking day ..... LOL

FU & bye.

No. Just busy. Have you e ver workied in an office invirnment. Or, have you been confined to bowling alleys? Bye.

This goes to prove my point about how many mean spirited people there are on tis site. Too bad non of you can just appreciate the entertainment value that's been provided. Have fun taking those pathetic little potshots at one another.