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Lynette

Nov 19 2007, 11:44 PM

QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 7 2007, 09:14 AM)

Can any of you imagine Lynette in a court of law? Picture her sitting in the witness chair trying to answer a few simple questions.

Prosecutor: Could you please tell the court where you were on the night of
the 14th?

Lynette:    My cats breath smells like cat food.
Prosecutor:   Ah, yes, it very well might. But what does that have to do with
   where you were on the night of the 14th?

Lynette: I have a twin sister Lucky who is 19 years younger than I am.

The Judge:    Did I hear that right? Twins born 19 years apart! Wouldn't that
story have been on the front page of the "National Enquirer"?
I remember the story about the two headed baby and the
grandmother who gave birth to her grandson, but I must have
missed that article. No matter, carry on.

Prosecutor: All very interesting, I'm sure. But you still haven't said where you
were on the night of the 14th.

Lynette:    There are plenty of people who know where I was that night.
   I had to be somewhere, right? People don't just disappear.
   You'd understand that if you didn't have such a small dick
and a big ego.

The Judge:    I have a big dick and a small ego and I can't understand
what she's saying either.

Lynette: (To the Judge) Do you sit around your trailer and jerk-off
to women on the Internet?

The Judge: Well, you've got me there. Please proceed.

Prosecutor: So, it seems you're not going to answer the one simple
   question you've been asked. Is that correct?

Lynette:    You must have issues with women. This is rediculious!
   Did I mention my cat's breath smells like cat food?

Prosecutor: Your Honor, I request this witness be placed in a rubber
room for a period of no less than sixty days.

The Judge:    Make it ninety days. And Balliff, bring me my bottle of Extra-
strenghth Excedrin. Case closed.

Doesn't matter. Non of it matters. I'd find a way to turn things in my favor. I always have, and always will. I never lose. No matter what. You'd be surprised where a calculating mind and a great pair of tits will get you. Well groomed, well presented women will always have the advantage.

mrhorny281

Nov 20 2007, 01:10 AM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Nov 19 2007, 10:44 PM)

Doesn't matter. Non of it matters. I'll find a way to turn things in my favor. I always have, and always will. I never lose. No matter what. You'd be surprised where a calculating mind and a great pair of tits will get you. Well groomed, well presented women will always have the advantage.

Well said!

ddd35

Nov 20 2007, 07:48 AM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Nov 19 2007, 09:44 PM)

Doesn't matter. Non of it matters. I'd find a way to turn things in my favor. I always have, and always will. I never lose. No matter what. You'd be surprised where a calculating mind and a great pair of tits will get you. Well groomed, well presented women will always have the advantage.

well you for sure have the great tits .

Trickster

Nov 20 2007, 04:04 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 20 2007, 07:48 AM)

well you for sure have the great tits .

Yep

bondiguy

Nov 20 2007, 05:17 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Nov 20 2007, 02:44 PM)

Doesn't matter. Non of it matters. I'd find a way to turn things in my favor. I always have, and always will. I never lose. No matter what. You'd be surprised where a calculating mind and a great pair of tits will get you. Well groomed, well presented women will always have the advantage.

Question is who's "great pair of tits" are they?

closeup

Nov 20 2007, 09:25 PM

I beieve that only self-rightious people feel the need to attempt to sway others to their points of view. Just look at society. It's the greatest example of this.

Do you mean someone like:
Jesus Christ
Martin Luther King,Jr
Mahatma Gandhi
Buddha
John F Kenndy

I guess Bondi and I are in pretty good company. Thanks for the compliment, Lynette.

Lynette

Nov 20 2007, 11:36 PM

QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 20 2007, 09:25 PM)

I beieve that only self-rightious people feel the need to attempt to sway others to their points of view. Just look at society. It's the greatest example of this.
Do you mean someone like:
Jesus Christ
Martin Luther King,Jr
Mahatma Gandhi
Buddha
John F Kenndy

I guess Bondi and I are in pretty good company. Thanks for the compliment, Lynette.

Yes, as a matter of fact... Yes. Along with Adolf Hitler, Mao, Stalin, and a few Arabs out there right now. Everyone's got an agenda. How successful they are, depends on how persuasive they are. People ARE sheep. And unfortunately, the lines between good and evil tend to get blurred by elements such as religen, politics, economic conditions, etc.

Lynette

Nov 20 2007, 11:45 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 20 2007, 05:17 PM)

Question is who's "great pair of tits" are they?

LOL! I thought that would bring you out of your hole. It's funny how the loudest voices here are from those who have nothing to lose. I don't see you posting identification sensitive pictures of your private body parts on this site. And regardless of what you want to believe or discuss, you HAVE seen mine. I really don't see where you have any license to be a critic in any way. My opinion is that you're nothing but a non-paying spectator here with little man's syndrome and a false sense of proprietorship. LOL!

Damor

Nov 21 2007, 01:38 AM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Nov 20 2007, 11:36 PM)

Yes, as a matter of fact... Yes. Along with Adolf Hitler, Mao, Stalin, and a few Arabs out there right now. Everyone's got an agenda. How successful they are, depends on how persuasive they are. People ARE sheep. And unfortunately, the lines between good and evil tend to get blurred by elements such as religen, politics, economic conditions, etc.

You are right people are sheep, and in my opinion you follow right along with them. Don't blow yourself up to much Lynn you know very little other than what you might read which is an opinion of the author about the likes of Hitler, Mao, Stalin and THOSE few Arabs. I really don't know anything about you other than what you might type on this forum. Talk to me when you have seen the faces of war, the devastation of tyrants, and the impact it has on the people who have touched and been touched by such events.

closeup

Nov 21 2007, 04:57 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Nov 20 2007, 11:36 PM)

Yes, as a matter of fact... Yes. Along with Adolf Hitler, Mao, Stalin, and a few Arabs out there right now. Everyone's got an agenda. How successful they are, depends on how persuasive they are. People ARE sheep. And unfortunately, the lines between good and evil tend to get blurred by elements such as religen, politics, economic conditions, etc.

By your logic, you must consider yourself a failure-you're not very persuasive. And, I'm not of the opinion that people are like sheep. Maybe it's just the company YOU keep that makes you feel that way.

bondiguy

Nov 22 2007, 12:02 AM

QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 21 2007, 12:25 PM)

I beieve that only self-rightious people feel the need to attempt to sway others to their points of view. Just look at society. It's the greatest example of this.
Do you mean someone like:
Jesus Christ
Martin Luther King,Jr
Mahatma Gandhi
Buddha
John F Kenndy

I guess Bondi and I are in pretty good company. Thanks for the compliment, Lynette.

I am in fact the 14th reincarnation of Buddha

QUOTE(Lynette @ Nov 21 2007, 02:36 PM)

Yes, as a matter of fact... Yes. Along with Adolf Hitler, Mao, Stalin, and a few Arabs out there right now. Everyone's got an agenda. How successful they are, depends on how persuasive they are. People ARE sheep. And unfortunately, the lines between good and evil tend to get blurred by elements such as religen, politics, economic conditions, etc.

Is that the same thing as religion?

QUOTE(Lynette @ Nov 21 2007, 02:45 PM)

LOL! I thought that would bring you out of your hole. It's funny how the loudest voices here are from those who have nothing to lose. I don't see you posting identification sensitive pictures of your private body parts on this site. And regardless of what you want to believe or discuss, you HAVE seen mine. I really don't see where you have any license to be a critic in any way. My opinion is that you're nothing but a non-paying spectator here with little man's syndrome and a false sense of proprietorship. LOL!

Darling I was over you about 12 pages back... I come to your little thread for comedic value alone and what I was doing there was making a little joke, to stir the pot and get a reaction from you. Mision accomplished!

Also, if this were ratemycock.com or a like site and I was asked to verify, i would, because what the fuck would I have to lose? Moreso I's be proving a whole bunch of people wrong. Plenty of people here know who I am, I do not have to hide behind a Wizard of Oz Style front like some others

ddd35

Nov 23 2007, 09:53 AM

WOW this thread has gone from TITS to Sheep to war to Religion to the toilet all in about 4 pages , Simply amazing !!!!!

Lynette

Nov 27 2007, 02:31 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 22 2007, 12:02 AM)

I am in fact the 14th reincarnation of Buddha
Is that the same thing as religion?
Darling I was over you about 12 pages back... I come to your little thread for comedic value alone and what I was doing there was making a little joke, to stir the pot and get a reaction from you. Mision accomplished!

Also, if this were ratemycock.com or a like site and I was asked to verify, i would, because what the fuck would I have to lose? Moreso I's be proving a whole bunch of people wrong. Plenty of people here know who I am, I do not have to hide behind a Wizard of Oz Style front like some others

Geeze! I never quite realized how flattered I should be. Please don't stop gracing my "little thread" with your presence oh great one. BTW, Hasn't anyone ever told you that correcting typos is as cheap as it gets? Rate my cock? Nothinh to lose? Well, I shouldn't have to explain that some people WOULD have something to lose if their identity were to be exposed to friends, family, or business aquaintances in the real world. Only someone with no life at all would have nothing to lose. This is of course just MHO.

bondiguy

Nov 28 2007, 12:04 AM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Nov 27 2007, 05:31 PM)

Geeze! I never quite realized how flattered I should be. Please don't stop gracing my "little thread" with your presence oh great one. BTW, Hasn't anyone ever told you that correcting typos is as cheap as it gets? Rate my cock? Nothinh to lose? Well, I shouldn't have to explain that some people WOULD have something to lose if their identity were to be exposed to friends, family, or business aquaintances in the real world. Only someone with no life at all would have nothing to lose. This is of course just MHO.

Please... there is no need to kneel before me Lynette.

I only point out your "typos" as you claim to be so intelligent and wordly I am stunned at how that doesn't come across in your posts

You have posted various different pics of "your" face, nose, eyes, breasts, butt etc... I think if someone you knew stumbed across this site they would know it was "you"

Anyway, I'm off to Antarctica to save the whales

closeup

Nov 28 2007, 12:13 AM

There will never be a time when I believe "Lynette" is who she claims to be until she posts a picture (or card)in front of her "melons" that reads, "Closeup sucks", or something similar. Every other post she puts on this website is complete bullshit, and should be treated as such. And anyone who thinks otherwise should ask themselves why they think "she" is for real.

Damor

Nov 28 2007, 03:45 AM

QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 28 2007, 12:13 AM)

There will never be a time when I believe "Lynette" is who she claims to be until she posts a picture (or card)in front of her "melons" that reads, "Closeup sucks", or something similar. Every other post she puts on this website is complete bullshit, and should be treated as such. And anyone who thinks otherwise should ask themselves why they think "she" is for real.

I agree, but why the hell are we even giving her/he/it the time of day anymore.

Oh one more thing that Pat's still suck!!! Take it to the football thread and bring it one!

bondiguy

Nov 28 2007, 05:22 AM

QUOTE(Damor @ Nov 28 2007, 06:45 PM)

I agree, but why the hell are we even giving her/he/it the time of day anymore.

Oh one more thing that Pat's still suck!!! Take it to the football thread and bring it one!

Agreed

Lynette

Nov 28 2007, 08:23 PM

QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 28 2007, 12:13 AM)

There will never be a time when I believe "Lynette" is who she claims to be until she posts a picture (or card)in front of her "melons" that reads, "Closeup sucks", or something similar. Every other post she puts on this website is complete bullshit, and should be treated as such. And anyone who thinks otherwise should ask themselves why they think "she" is for real.

Kind of like your comments. Huh? I fail to see why I should go out of my way to satify your (or anyones) curiousity. I haven't taken a picture in weeks. When the situation presents itself, I will. But, I won't do it because you or any other person on this site thinks he can demand it. Until then just consider anything I post here as BS so you can sleep at night.

closeup

Nov 28 2007, 11:38 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Nov 28 2007, 08:23 PM)

Kind of like your comments. Huh? I fail to see why I should go out of my way to satify your (or anyones) curiousity. I haven't taken a picture in weeks. When the situation presents itself, I will. But, I won't do it because you or any other person on this site thinks he can demand it. Until then just consider anything I post here as BS so you can sleep at night.

It just galls the hell out of you that you can't prove me wrong.Think how satisfying it would feel to if you could actually do it. You'd be vindicated, I'd look like an idiot, and everyone would know that I've been wrong all along. It's pretty tempting, wouldn't you say? But I'm not worried in the least that that's going to happen. I've got an accurate BS meter and you set it off a long time ago. You're pretty good a slinging it, you've fooled/convinced a lot of people here that you're legit. But we both know you're not. Maybe you'll sleep better at night if you finally come clean.

Lynette

Nov 29 2007, 08:32 PM

QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 28 2007, 11:38 PM)

It just galls the hell out of you that you can't prove me wrong.Think how satisfying it would feel to if you could actually do it. You'd be vindicated, I'd look like an idiot, and everyone would know that I've been wrong all along. It's pretty tempting, wouldn't you say? But I'm not worried in the least that that's going to happen. I've got an accurate BS meter and you set it off a long time ago. You're pretty good a slinging it, you've fooled/convinced a lot of people here that you're legit. But we both know you're not. Maybe you'll sleep better at night if you finally come clean.

HOLY SHIT! I just can't believe that you or anyone else here actually believes that I give a shit about what you think. You and your little buddies here have demonstrated just what kind of little men you are by proving over and over again that your egos are this sensitive. You really need to re-read your post with a little objectivity. I think you may realize how remarkably arogant and insecure you sound to everyone. Poor little guys... feeling upset because you think some girl has put something over on you. Bruised egos? you bet! I posted scores of pics on RMR for over three years before coming to this site. It was manditory on that site to have "rate my rack" or "rack" appearing in every photo. I complied on every occassion. I found this site kind of refreshing because it didn't request anything that distracting in the pictures. Now, I've got three or four morons making all kinds of accusitory remarks for the purpose of what? Getting me to leave? Or, never to post here again? Hmmmm, not going to work. Like I said before, I don't have to prove anything to you or anyone else. So you can take your hurt little feelings, along with your bulling little buddies and look at some other womens pictures. No skin off my nose. I average ten PMs a day supporting my argument. Have a nice life. Oh, BTW, YOU think about how nice it will be for you when I DO decide to post what you want, not because you demanded it, but because I felt like doing it on my own terms! But, I suppose even when I do, you'll still act like an asshole.

Lynette

Nov 29 2007, 08:34 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 28 2007, 12:04 AM)

Please... there is no need to kneel before me Lynette.

I only point out your "typos" as you claim to be so intelligent and wordly I am stunned at how that doesn't come across in your posts

You have posted various different pics of "your" face, nose, eyes, breasts, butt etc... I think if someone you knew stumbed across this site they would know it was "you"

Anyway, I'm off to Antarctica to save the whales

COOL! Kill and eat one for me. I hear they're really good with a great, home made tartar sauce.

rdmoscow1808

Nov 29 2007, 09:14 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Nov 29 2007, 08:34 PM)

COOL! Kill and eat one for me. I hear they're really good with a great, home made tartar sauce.

they're actuallly not!! No matter how much condiments you use

bondiguy

Nov 30 2007, 01:31 AM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Nov 30 2007, 11:34 AM)

COOL! Kill and eat one for me. I hear they're really good with a great, home made tartar sauce.

Don't be mean to those creatures more intelligent than you dear

Damor

Nov 30 2007, 05:36 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 30 2007, 01:31 AM)

Don't be mean to those creatures more intelligent than you dear

I will say this agian... She/He/It is looking for our respones. Lyn prove someone wonge and everyone will be happy, and if not shut the fuck up.

To all others posting in her thread you are giving her/he/it what they want.

My last two cents here until I think that she/he/it might be a true person.

Out here!!!

Oh by the way if you don't like what I said, i.e. she/he/it I really don't give a fuck!

Wait let me think about this...

Nope still don't give a fuck!

closeup

Nov 30 2007, 08:47 AM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Nov 29 2007, 08:32 PM)

HOLY SHIT! I just can't believe that you or anyone else here actually believes that I give a shit about what you think. You and your little buddies here have demonstrated just what kind of little men you are by proving over and over again that your egos are this sensitive. You really need to re-read your post with a little objectivity. I think you may realize how remarkably arogant and insecure you sound to everyone. Poor little guys... feeling upset because you think some girl has put something over on you. Bruised egos? you bet! I posted scores of pics on RMR for over three years before coming to this site. It was manditory on that site to have "rate my rack" or "rack" appearing in every photo. I complied on every occassion. I found this site kind of refreshing because it didn't request anything that distracting in the pictures. Now, I've got three or four morons making all kinds of accusitory remarks for the purpose of what? Getting me to leave? Or, never to post here again? Hmmmm, not going to work. Like I said before, I don't have to prove anything to you or anyone else. So you can take your hurt little feelings, along with your bulling little buddies and look at some other womens pictures. No skin off my nose. I average ten PMs a day supporting my argument. Have a nice life. Oh, BTW, YOU think about how nice it will be for you when I DO decide to post what you want, not because you demanded it, but because I felt like doing it on my own terms! But, I suppose even when I do, you'll still act like an asshole.

That's an awful long response for someone who claims not to give a shit. But of course it's all BS as usual. There's guys here that also visited RMR. Anyone have a picture of Lynette with a RMR logo? How about you Lynette, you must still have those pictures.

Lynette

Nov 30 2007, 07:59 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 30 2007, 01:31 AM)

Don't be mean to those creatures more intelligent than you dear

Ooooh! Witty! Dang! This IS fun! Don't ya think?

Lynette

Nov 30 2007, 08:04 PM

QUOTE(Damor @ Nov 30 2007, 05:36 AM)

I will say this agian... She/He/It is looking for our respones. Lyn prove someone wonge and everyone will be happy, and if not shut the fuck up.

To all others posting in her thread you are giving her/he/it what they want.

My last two cents here until I think that she/he/it might be a true person.

Out here!!!

Oh by the way if you don't like what I said, i.e. she/he/it I really don't give a fuck!

Wait let me think about this...
Nope still don't give a fuck!

She/he/it! Man! I've been called a lot of things, good and bad. But, this one's a first. Seeing as though I don't have any male parts, that only leaves she and it. I'll settle for those. I AM a she (regardless what you may think). And, I've been told by a boyfriend or two that I was a total piece of ass. So, I guess that would qualify me as an "it" as well. Cool! I can live with that.

Lynette

Nov 30 2007, 08:07 PM

QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 30 2007, 08:47 AM)

That's an awful long response for someone who claims not to give a shit. But of course it's all BS as usual. There's guys here that also visited RMR. Anyone have a picture of Lynette with a RMR logo? How about you Lynette, you must still have those pictures.

As a matter of fact I do. I've got a CD with them all on it. There is one picture of me still up on that site with "Rack" written between my boobs. You knew that.

glitch

Dec 1 2007, 04:53 AM

QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 30 2007, 08:47 AM)

That's an awful long response for someone who claims not to give a shit. But of course it's all BS as usual. There's guys here that also visited RMR. Anyone have a picture of Lynette with a RMR logo? How about you Lynette, you must still have those pictures.

um, i would just like to say that i saw/have seen plenty of rmr salutes from lyn. heck, anyone on the forums there would vouch for her.

but, yeah, i'll go back to lurking now.

Lynette

Dec 4 2007, 06:46 PM

QUOTE(glitch @ Dec 1 2007, 04:53 AM)

um, i would just like to say that i saw/have seen plenty of rmr salutes from lyn. heck, anyone on the forums there would vouch for her.

but, yeah, i'll go back to lurking now.

OK. Thanks glitch. I was wondering when somebody from that site would chime in and add some reason to this thing.

Lynette

Dec 14 2007, 09:45 PM

Mirror, mirror...

foghorn

Dec 14 2007, 11:58 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Dec 14 2007, 09:45 PM)

Mirror, mirror...

i remember this from years ago...beautiful as always. i remember all of you old pics with rmr on them and the ones from "her" too.

LikesThemToo

Dec 15 2007, 10:03 AM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Dec 14 2007, 09:45 PM)

Mirror, mirror...

gorgeous breasts, lovely hair and body

Dano

Dec 15 2007, 10:14 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Dec 14 2007, 09:45 PM)

Mirror, mirror...

Sweet Sexy Veiw

Lynette

Dec 15 2007, 10:14 PM

QUOTE(foghorn @ Dec 14 2007, 11:58 PM)

i remember this from years ago...beautiful as always. i remember all of you old pics with rmr on them and the ones from "her" too.

Thanks Foggie. "Her" got married two and a half years ago and is living part time in Hawaii and part time in the L.A. area. She's doing extremely well and is happier than she's been in a LONG time. I'll tell her you asked about her the next time we talk.

Lynette

Jan 7 2008, 11:57 PM

[B]

ddd35

Jan 16 2008, 10:49 AM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 7 2008, 09:57 PM)

[B]

[c]

evade20

Jan 16 2008, 10:06 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 16 2008, 10:49 AM)

[c]

[D]

?

ddd35

Jan 17 2008, 11:12 AM

QUOTE(evade20 @ Jan 16 2008, 08:06 PM)

[D]
?

[E}

I have no idea

Gnappster

Jan 17 2008, 11:27 AM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 17 2008, 09:12 AM)

[E}
I have no idea

[7]

D'oh!

ddd35

Jan 17 2008, 11:40 AM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 17 2008, 09:27 AM)

[7]
D'oh!

[11]

ray'

Lynette

Feb 26 2008, 11:20 PM

Yep... still here!

LikesThemToo

Feb 27 2008, 11:46 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Feb 26 2008, 11:20 PM)

Yep... still here!

and still as hot as always (to me)

ddd35

Feb 29 2008, 12:43 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Feb 26 2008, 09:20 PM)

Yep... still here!

nice melons still

foghorn

Mar 5 2008, 10:53 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Feb 26 2008, 11:20 PM)

Yep... still here!

always beautiful lynette

Lynette

May 26 2008, 11:10 PM

QUOTE(foghorn @ Mar 5 2008, 10:53 PM)

always beautiful lynette

Thanks Foggie. You know I've always loved you.

COMEDYMAN

May 26 2008, 11:27 PM

so Lynette when will we see some brand spankin (pardon the pun

) new shots of your pretty body?

ddd35

May 27 2008, 08:09 AM

I was thinking the same thing Cman

foghorn

May 27 2008, 11:56 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ May 26 2008, 11:10 PM)

Thanks Foggie. You know I've always loved you.

Lynette

May 29 2008, 10:14 AM

Per PM request... Tugging on my nipple.