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Isaac_Putin
For me:

Suntan lotion
diane26
A good smelling mens cologne.

I like to spray a bit on the bed sheets I just love the smell of certin colognes.
Assfucker
my balls ph34r.gif










Oh and my wifes ass popc1.gif
foxy lady
Anything containing sandalwood......very subtle sex smell for me 2thumbs.gif
Vlad
Hawaiian ginger.

I trance out on that scent.
natalie
My hubby can spray on whatever and then at the end of the day it's changed it's scent (in a good way so no B.O. jokes) to mingle with something (once again not B.O.) that is uniquely him and that is so sexy.


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ddd35
a lady right after she has orgasmed , theres a fresh smell that just makes ya say HUMMMMMMM
Pinkcheeks214
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 11 2006, 04:14 PM)
A good smelling mens cologne.



Yes I agree.
Isaac_Putin
Cinnamon
numba1fan
Natalies hair !!!!!!

Everytime i smell it i just want to grab her, force up against a wall and have my dirty way with her smilio09.gif smilio09.gif

oh and campfire blink.gif
summoner
Hubbies cologne smile.gif
Isaac_Putin
QUOTE(summoner @ May 11 2006, 11:43 PM)
Hubbies cologne smile.gif
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The smell outside on a summer morning.
Assfucker
Fresh cut grass
boanna
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 12 2006, 07:59 AM)
Fresh cut grass
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fresh cut grass..that would be in my top 10.

1. pine needles. standing next to a pine tree and the wind blows - it's awesome!
2. the neck of a horse (their natural oil smell). shove your nose into a horses
neck the next time your around one, you'll agree with me, or start to wonder....
3. fresh cut sawdust - theres a man's cologne that for some reason smells like
this to me, it's called 1881. if u can't find the cologne, just roll around with
him in a pile of fresh sawdust smile.gif
4. a mans cum after it's mixed with mine. no extra comments needed on this one.


how bout a smell i hate...black licoresh. see, i cant even spell the word - i hate it that much!
foxy lady
QUOTE(boanna @ May 12 2006, 11:51 AM)
fresh cut grass..that would be in my top 10.

1.  pine needles. standing next to a pine tree and the wind blows - it's awesome!
2.  the neck of a horse (their natural oil smell). shove your nose into a horses
     neck the next time your around one, you'll agree with me, or start to wonder....
3.  fresh cut sawdust - theres a man's cologne that for some reason smells like
     this to me, it's called 1881.  if u can't find the cologne, just roll around with
     him in a pile of fresh sawdust  smile.gif
4.  a mans cum after it's mixed with mine.  no extra comments needed on this one.
how bout a smell i hate...black licoresh.  see, i cant even spell the word - i hate it that much!
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I'm with you on the black licorice thing......and it taste like soap in your mouth puke1.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(boanna @ May 12 2006, 11:51 AM)
2.  the neck of a horse (their natural oil smell). shove your nose into a horses
     neck the next time your around one, you'll agree with me, or start to wonder....

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Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 12 2006, 12:05 PM)
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OH my god that is so funny I know how much love horses
boanna
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 12 2006, 10:05 AM)
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come on assfucker...do it. if your not afraid to lick your own ass, you can smell a horses neck!
Assfucker
QUOTE(boanna @ May 12 2006, 12:51 PM)
come on assfucker...do it. if your not afraid to lick your own ass, you can smell a horses neck!
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is my name "Horsefucker"?



I don't like horses sad.gif






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countryboy11
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 12 2006, 12:55 PM)
is my name "Horsefucker"?



Assfucker.... i guess that could be construed to mean donkeyfucker laughing-smiley-017.gif
Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 12 2006, 12:55 PM)
is my name "Horsefucker"?
I don't like horses sad.gif
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Bobaloo
QUOTE(countryboy11 @ May 12 2006, 01:04 PM)
Assfucker.... i guess that could be construed to mean donkeyfucker  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Now that was an excellent display of a play on words. Well done CB grinning-smiley-003.gif
boanna
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 12 2006, 10:55 AM)
is my name "Horsefucker"?
I don't like horses sad.gif
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learn to like them!
boanna
QUOTE(countryboy11 @ May 12 2006, 11:04 AM)
Assfucker.... i guess that could be construed to mean donkeyfucker  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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now even I didnt think of that! laughing-smiley-017.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ May 12 2006, 05:48 PM)
now even I didnt think of that! laughing-smiley-017.gif
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thats bad really mean to him
boanna
QUOTE(ddd35 @ May 12 2006, 03:49 PM)
thats bad  really mean to him
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assfucker likes bad!
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ May 12 2006, 05:52 PM)
assfucker likes bad!
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well I suppose he wouldnt be assfucker if he didnt 2thumbs.gif
ndboxer
Whatever it is that comes in a heart shaped bottle from vic secerts. But cant be put on strong. I get a semi everytime i walk past the store. 2thumbs.gif
boanna
QUOTE(ndboxer @ May 12 2006, 03:54 PM)
Whatever it is that comes in a heart shaped bottle from vic secerts.  But cant be put on strong.  I get a semi everytime i walk past the store. 2thumbs.gif
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its called dream angels, heavenly
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ May 12 2006, 05:56 PM)
its called dream angels, heavenly
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yeah that does it for me to course it doesnt hurt to see all those thongs
Bobaloo
QUOTE(ndboxer @ May 12 2006, 05:54 PM)
Whatever it is that comes in a heart shaped bottle from vic secerts.  But cant be put on strong.  I get a semi everytime i walk past the store. 2thumbs.gif
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VS had a perfume in a heart-shaped bottle called rapture, but they don't make it anymore. It was awesome. One of me exes wore it and it would drive me wild. but now my further mother-in-law wears it a stockpiled the stuff when she found out it was being discontinued and it totally ruined the scent for me.
diane26
My favorite perfume from VS is The Dream Angels line, DIVINE

I get at least 3 comments about it everytime I am out about how good it smells.
hott1976
smells that turn me on... Hugo.... anything calvin klein (on men of course)
Assfucker
QUOTE(boanna @ May 12 2006, 05:52 PM)
assfucker likes bad!
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Blond Bombshell
The Beach 2thumbs.gif
ndboxer
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 12 2006, 05:41 PM)
VS had a perfume in a heart-shaped bottle called rapture, but they don't make it anymore. It was awesome.  One of me exes wore it and it would drive me wild.  but now my further mother-in-law wears it a stockpiled the stuff when she found out it was being discontinued and it totally ruined the scent for me.
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That was the one! What a shame I could pic it out across a crowded bar.
tripled
the smell of rain
boanna
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 12 2006, 04:41 PM)
VS had a perfume in a heart-shaped bottle called rapture, but they don't make it anymore. It was awesome.  One of me exes wore it and it would drive me wild.  but now my further mother-in-law wears it a stockpiled the stuff when she found out it was being discontinued and it totally ruined the scent for me.
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boanna
QUOTE(tripled @ May 15 2006, 09:12 AM)
the smell of rain
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oh yes, the smell of rain...but only in the country...
boanna
OH MY GOD! i just remembered one! puppy breath!!! gotta love puppy breath! come on, admit it...
Assfucker
QUOTE(boanna @ May 15 2006, 12:09 PM)
OH MY GOD! i just remembered one!  puppy breath!!!  gotta love puppy breath! come on, admit it...
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man, you like some strange smells popc1.gif
boanna
"Women who believe that the use of ‘sexy’ perfumes will attract men, however, may be misguided. Women’s sensitivity to musk, an ingredient commonly used in perfumes, is 1000 times greater than men’s. ‘Sexy’ perfumes containing musk are therefore much more likely to arouse the woman wearing them than any potential male partners. (boanna adds...this explains lesbian thing - we are attracting eachother!) But by making a woman feel more sensual, the perfume may affect her behaviour and thus indirectly increase her attractiveness. A number of women’s magazines have recently carried good-news reports claiming that the smell of cinnamon buns has been proven to ‘boost male erections’ - some use the more scientific-sounding euphemism ‘increase penile blood-flow’. "

ok, thats a quote from something i read lately. IT JUST GOES TO SHOW - mom was right when she said the way to a man's heart is thru the kitchen! ladies, next time u whip up some cinnamon buns, dont forget to gently insert one up the hoohah.
foxy lady
QUOTE(boanna @ May 15 2006, 12:02 PM)
oh yes, the smell of rain...but only in the country...
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Yes yes that is a lovely scent boanna.....anything to do with the country actually is a pleasure to my sniffer.......Ahhhh and summer is here 2thumbs.gif
boanna
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 10:19 AM)
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man, you like some strange smells popc1.gif
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but i like u, and i havent even smelled u!

how bout the smell of a running chainsaw! its great! just like a motorcycle smells.
Assfucker
QUOTE(boanna @ May 15 2006, 12:20 PM)
‘Sexy’ perfumes containing musk are therefore much more likely to arouse the woman wearing them than any potential male partners. (boanna adds...this explains lesbian thing - we are attracting eachother!) But by making a woman feel more sensual, the perfume may affect her behaviour and thus indirectly increase her attractiveness.  A number of women’s magazines have recently carried good-news reports claiming that the smell of cinnamon buns has been proven to ‘boost male erections’ -
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Ya'll will be licking eachothers pussy's and we'll be fucking the cinna~bunz........ dry.gif









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boanna
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 15 2006, 10:21 AM)
Yes yes that is a lovely scent boanna.....anything to do with the country actually is a pleasure to my sniffer.......Ahhhh and summer is here 2thumbs.gif
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well not everything country smells good. have u ever had to clean a chicken coop when its over 100 degrees! ohmy.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(boanna @ May 15 2006, 12:22 PM)
but i like u, and i havent even smelled u!


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*holds back 10 tastless sexual comments*







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boanna
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 10:22 AM)
Ya'll will be licking eachothers pussy's and we'll be fucking the cinna~bunz........ dry.gif
great sad.gif
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yea, but....ok, i wont even say it! laughing-smiley-014.gif it'll come to u about midnight, what i was gonna say
boanna
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 10:23 AM)
*holds back 10 tastless sexual comments*
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aaahhh, release just one please!
boanna
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 10:23 AM)
*holds back 10 tastless sexual comments*
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with your ten gallon handle, any comments u make only send u uphill!
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