A website on the internet that doesn't allow nudity????

Damn those motherfuckers to hell

Yup. Imagine that. There's more nudity going on in church

Kinda like this?

that's hilarious. Glad my wife got dressed at the house. I have a higher quality camera set up there.

No nudity perhaps but Rachel Brice is prefectly awsome and sexy as hell. My only complaint is that YouTube some times takes forever to download.

Another clip.

violence, profanity, no problem! a pair of tits? no chance in hell.



hahaha, that's about the funniest thing I've seen in awhile.


she's pretty hot! when do we get to see her tits?

There is nothing I can't do.... as long as I have google

this lotion called fireside, very nice

you'll find KY jelly works better

Personal experience?

no, I don't masturbate.

funny its ky rubbing lotion

What do you call it in Canada then?

countin' sheep?

masturbatingeh

girls call it taming the beaver

HOLY CRAP! She's awesome!!

sorry the masturbatingeh was just funny, i havent figured out the quoting yet sorry

click that little button at the lower right of the post you're wanted to quote.

oh so i should click reply since thats the button circled?

give it a try. Notice the little quotation marks around the word reply???

ohhh nice

I tried clicking on the reply button circled in that pic and nothing happened

that's exactly the response I was expecting to get.

Alpha probably didn't make it that far

yah who woulda ever thought that a reply button w/ quotes around it would actually quote that post....talk about confusing....

wait till you try clicking on the options button

in almost 7000 posts and 2.5 years I don't think I've ever clicked on that

haha. that's funny. I don't think i have either. I might try it now... except for I won't be able to say that ever again.

Damn, options? Holy cow, this shit is complicated


*Gets out his sliderule*

Just last weekend became familiar with another smell that TOTALLY turned me on... Realm for men. This scent is almost hypnotic ay close range.

im just not that smart

You said it! Not us!

sure did

Both funny for very different reasons!

Opium, by Yves Saint Laurent.

for me it's Opium, by Thailand Drug Lords

hahaha he types what I'm thinking

I don't even remember typing it.... must've been fucked up

Thought I would fire this up again and see if people had anything to add.
One of those smells that always stays with me is on the drive from Cairns (Australia) to Kuranda. Just as you get to the top of the 'mountain' range it is rainforest and for about 1 km there is the smell of fresh trees, dew, basically it smells like the freshest air there could ever be.

And I love the smell of fresh baked choc chip cookies (with a hint of vanilla)

The bedroom after a good sex romp . the smell of sex is a turn on to me .

I am quite fond of KFC..Nothing like the smell a a bucket of The Colonel's Secret Recipe to get me a 'chubby' or shall I say Chubbier!

Fresh cut grass , On a sunny bright day .

A girl who wears Victoria's Secret "Rapture" and "Vanilla.." can get me aroused just like *snap fingers* that! I don't know what it is, but it does it for me.

The next type of scent that does it for me is a bit different. There's something about the smell of a gentlemen's club I used to frequent. It's the combined smell of several dozen high end women's perfume and body lotion in the VIP room. The overall effect of seeing numerous nude girls with the smell is that of "candy", for lack of a better word.

You may think it's gross, but you once you experience it, you will find that it's true. I'll be honest, the smell of a sweaty woman can be a downright ewwww experience. Scientists tell us in their little articles that sweat is a natural attractant. Ok, so they say. I was at a friends house party and it was a warm evening, people dancing getting into the party atmosphere when I got a whiff of this cute girls sweat scent next to me. Ohh my freaking gawd, she smelled so sweet, like a sugar type of sweet smell. I wanted to be next to her and something about her scent started triggering all kinds of wonderful male type things in me! I'm a believer now! And no, we didn't score that night, sadly.

VANILLA!

the back of my hubby's neck after he has worked all day.

musky, slightly soapy and like money.

lol, he's a contractor.

He's a lucky SOB!

Hell yeah he's lucky, who smells like money?

Any man that has Chickie hanging over him is a lucky SOB.... period!

I'll get some vanilla bean ice cream and lick it from your navel!!!!!!

Eternity by Calvin Klein