QUOTE(boanna @ May 15 2006, 12:23 PM)
well not everything country smells good. have u ever had to clean a chicken coop when its over 100 degrees! 
You wouldn't pay me enough
I was talking country as in wilderness country
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You wouldn't pay me enough
I was talking country as in wilderness country
QUOTE(boanna @ May 15 2006, 12:26 PM)
with your ten gallon handle, any comments u make only send u uphill!
With your 10 gallon juggs, any comment you make sends my dick uphill
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 15 2006, 10:28 AM)
You wouldn't pay me enough
I was talking country as in wilderness country
I was talking country as in wilderness country
wilderness...like guttin a deer smell??!! how bout tackle box with 2 year old bait left in it!
QUOTE(boanna @ May 15 2006, 12:26 PM)
aaahhh, release just one please!
thats just what I was thinking........
*unzips*
QUOTE(boanna @ May 15 2006, 12:29 PM)
wilderness...like guttin a deer smell??!! how bout tackle box with 2 year old bait left in it!
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 10:29 AM)
With your 10 gallon juggs, any comment you make sends my dick uphill
OH MY GOD! u actually said something nice to me, and quite romantic, for an assfucker!
QUOTE(boanna @ May 15 2006, 12:31 PM)
OH MY GOD! u actually said something nice to me, and quite romantic, for an assfucker!
I can be romantic too...
I love you!
now can I get a boobie pic???
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 10:30 AM)
thats just what I was thinking........
*unzips*
*unzips*
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 15 2006, 10:33 AM)
I can be romantic too...
I love you!
now can I get a boobie pic???
I love you!
now can I get a boobie pic???
QUOTE(boanna @ May 15 2006, 12:31 PM)
OH MY GOD! u actually said something nice to me, and quite romantic, for an assfucker!
I have a ton of romance.....running out of my cock
roses are red
my balls are blue
drop those pants
and all yer dreams will cum true
QUOTE(boanna @ May 15 2006, 12:34 PM)
You're amazing, Bo. I thought you were just going to up and slap me. thanks for sharing your sexy body with me.
dang, i gotta go pack. goin on a two week vacation thursday. i have two things i wanna talk about, but not in this thread. someone meet me there in a few hours. yes, yes, i will post some pics. by the way, i have a few pics to show, of someone elses boobies. dont know whos they are, just wanna show and discuss. is that ok or will someone sue my ass off?
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 15 2006, 10:36 AM)
You're amazing, Bo. I thought you were just going to up and slap me. thanks for sharing your sexy body with me.
your welcome. see these tiny pics? i made them, use them for my computer icons. have tons of them. fun stuff
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 11:22 AM)
Ya'll will be licking eachothers pussy's and we'll be fucking the cinna~bunz........ 
great
great
QUOTE(boanna @ May 15 2006, 11:23 AM)
well not everything country smells good. have u ever had to clean a chicken coop when its over 100 degrees!
No chicken coops but have cleaned the pig houses
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ May 16 2006, 05:29 PM)
No chicken coops but have cleaned the pig houses
what? no bodys posted here in a while? no smells turn anyone on anymore?
how bout if we figure out how to make our pics scratch and sniff ones for u? go ahead, see if this one works....
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 20 2006, 04:35 PM)
what? no bodys posted here in a while? no smells turn anyone on anymore?
how bout if we figure out how to make our pics scratch and sniff ones for u? go ahead, see if this one works....
unfortuantely it dudn't work, but I shall take the picture as a success regardless
hmmm smells that turn me on....my belly button
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 20 2006, 04:49 PM)
unfortuantely it dudn't work, but I shall take the picture as a success regardless
hmmm smells that turn me on....my belly button
hmmm smells that turn me on....my belly button
why, what do u carry around in your belly button?
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 20 2006, 06:35 PM)
what? no bodys posted here in a while? no smells turn anyone on anymore?
how bout if we figure out how to make our pics scratch and sniff ones for u? go ahead, see if this one works....
It seems to me BO that all your tops & panties match!
Do they?
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 20 2006, 08:00 PM)
It seems to me BO that all your tops & panties match!
Do they?
Do they?
Are we talking about the smell of her tops and panties?....
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 20 2006, 04:49 PM)
why, what do u carry around in your belly button?
mostly lint
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 20 2006, 06:49 PM)
why, what do u carry around in your belly button?
when he jacks onto his stomach, he makes sure to leave some of his "deposit" in there for later
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 21 2006, 10:42 AM)
when he jacks onto his stomach, he makes sure to leave some of his "deposit" in there for later
hmmm...I'd never thought of that....does it get sticky?
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 21 2006, 12:58 PM)
hmmm...I'd never thought of that....does it get sticky?
it dries dood
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 21 2006, 11:02 AM)
it dries dood
Well sorry for my ignorance, I guess I don't have the wealth of experience of masturbating into my belly button like you do.
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 21 2006, 01:14 PM)
Well sorry for my ignorance, I guess I don't have the wealth of experience of masturbating into my belly button like you do.
Sorry, I like to hit a bullseye
i dont know if anyones said this and im going to get comments on it....
BUT
i love the smell of wood.
theres this lumber yard near my house and every time i drive by, i practically stick my head out the window to get a whiff. mmmmmm i love the smell of wood!!!!
BUT
i love the smell of wood.
theres this lumber yard near my house and every time i drive by, i practically stick my head out the window to get a whiff. mmmmmm i love the smell of wood!!!!
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Jun 27 2006, 11:45 AM)
i dont know if anyones said this and im going to get comments on it....
BUT
i love the smell of wood.
theres this lumber yard near my house and every time i drive by, i practically stick my head out the window to get a whiff. mmmmmm i love the smell of wood!!!!
BUT
i love the smell of wood.
theres this lumber yard near my house and every time i drive by, i practically stick my head out the window to get a whiff. mmmmmm i love the smell of wood!!!!
I've got some "wood"you can smell
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Jun 27 2006, 11:45 AM)
i dont know if anyones said this and im going to get comments on it....
BUT
i love the smell of wood.
theres this lumber yard near my house and every time i drive by, i practically stick my head out the window to get a whiff. mmmmmm i love the smell of wood!!!!
BUT
i love the smell of wood.
theres this lumber yard near my house and every time i drive by, i practically stick my head out the window to get a whiff. mmmmmm i love the smell of wood!!!!
oh yes mammmmmm!
boanna - page 1 of this thread:
"1. pine needles. standing next to a pine tree and the wind blows - it's awesome!
2. the neck of a horse (their natural oil smell). shove your nose into a horses
neck the next time your around one, you'll agree with me, or start to wonder....
3. fresh cut sawdust - theres a man's cologne that for some reason smells like
this to me, it's called 1881. if u can't find the cologne, just roll around with
him in a pile of fresh sawdust
4. a mans cum after it's mixed with mine. no extra comments needed on this one."
so lets me N u go camping up in the woods....get someone else to drive so we can both stick our heads out the window for hours....just to smell the wood!
there's quite a few reasons why Home Depot is my favorite store!
Not sure if anyone's said these, but I love the smell of old spice deodorant, the original kind. It's what my boyfriend has always worn and I just love snuggling up to him and and catching subtle bits of it. If I happen to be near a guy wearing it, I just wanna jump him.
Also, the smell of my boyfriend's best friend turns me on. It's some kind of mix of leave-in conditioner, cigarettes, and something else I can't quite put my finger on. But when he enters a room, I can smell him, and it always makes me wanna go at it.
Also, the smell of my boyfriend's best friend turns me on.
It's some kind of mix of leave-in conditioner, cigarettes, and something else I can't quite put my finger on. But when he enters a room, I can smell him, and it always makes me wanna go at it.
I've sniffed my wifes ass whilest masturbating before
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 28 2006, 08:23 AM)
I've sniffed my wifes ass whilest masturbating before
but maybe
QUOTE(ndboxer @ Jun 28 2006, 12:57 PM)
but maybe dood it was hawt
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 28 2006, 11:12 AM)
dood it was hawt
well, after looking at her pics, i think i believe u!
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 27 2006, 03:29 PM)
there's quite a few reasons why Home Depot is my favorite store!
OMG!!! i love the fucking Home Depot!!!! maybe you and i should just go shopping there to get enough wood to build a house. thus means we get to hire all the sexy hung construction workers we want....
now THAT would be a lotttt of wood!
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Jun 27 2006, 12:45 PM)
i dont know if anyones said this and im going to get comments on it....
BUT
i love the smell of wood.
theres this lumber yard near my house and every time i drive by, i practically stick my head out the window to get a whiff. mmmmmm i love the smell of wood!!!!
BUT
i love the smell of wood.
theres this lumber yard near my house and every time i drive by, i practically stick my head out the window to get a whiff. mmmmmm i love the smell of wood!!!!
There's a gentleman's club in my area called "The Lumberyard"
Their slogan is "where real men get wood".
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 15 2006, 09:28 PM)
There's a gentleman's club in my area called "The Lumberyard" Their slogan is "where real men get wood".
Their slogan is "where real men get wood".... get hammered, and nail the boards -- er, broads.
STEP RIGHT UP! I try to Bar-B-Q at least three times a week because I LOVE the smell of meat being smoked. And, yes, this IS the way I normally dress when I'm cooking, cleaning, or anything around the house. Guess I just can't shake my Tahitian heritage no matter what I do.
QUOTE(Lynette @ Sep 6 2006, 01:22 PM)
STEP RIGHT UP! I try to Bar-B-Q at least three times a week because I LOVE the smell of meat being smoked. And, yes, this IS the way I normally dress when I'm cooking, cleaning, or anything around the house. Guess I just can't shake my Tahitian heritage no matter what I do.
just be careful if you lean over the grill
QUOTE(Lynette @ Sep 6 2006, 02:22 PM)
STEP RIGHT UP! I try to Bar-B-Q at least three times a week because I LOVE the smell of meat being smoked. And, yes, this IS the way I normally dress when I'm cooking, cleaning, or anything around the house. Guess I just can't shake my Tahitian heritage no matter what I do.
there's some joke here about cort's friend and a burnt hotdog... but i'm just too lazy to try and figure it out right now
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 6 2006, 03:39 PM)
just be careful if you lean over the grill
I actually did that once. Bent over the grill and before I knew it I had what felt like toasted nipples. NEVER again. I'm REAL careful now. LOL!
QUOTE(Lynette @ Sep 6 2006, 04:45 PM)
I actually did that once. Bent over the grill and before I knew it I had what felt like toasted nipples. NEVER again. I'm REAL careful now. LOL!
I should think so those boobs are hot enough
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 6 2006, 03:43 PM)
there's some joke here about cort's friend and a burnt hotdog... but i'm just too lazy to try and figure it out right now
Well when you do.... I will laugh
QUOTE(boanna @ May 12 2006, 11:51 AM)
fresh cut grass..that would be in my top 10.
1. pine needles. standing next to a pine tree and the wind blows - it's awesome!
2. the neck of a horse (their natural oil smell). shove your nose into a horses
neck the next time your around one, you'll agree with me, or start to wonder....
3. fresh cut sawdust - theres a man's cologne that for some reason smells like
this to me, it's called 1881. if u can't find the cologne, just roll around with
him in a pile of fresh sawdust
4. a mans cum after it's mixed with mine. no extra comments needed on this one.
how bout a smell i hate...black licoresh. see, i cant even spell the word - i hate it that much!
1. pine needles. standing next to a pine tree and the wind blows - it's awesome!
2. the neck of a horse (their natural oil smell). shove your nose into a horses
neck the next time your around one, you'll agree with me, or start to wonder....
3. fresh cut sawdust - theres a man's cologne that for some reason smells like
this to me, it's called 1881. if u can't find the cologne, just roll around with
him in a pile of fresh sawdust
4. a mans cum after it's mixed with mine. no extra comments needed on this one.
how bout a smell i hate...black licoresh. see, i cant even spell the word - i hate it that much!
I agree completely. I would add one thing....my man's underarms. I swear I nearly cum just smelling them. He is so sexy.
QUOTE(B-Baby @ Sep 21 2006, 06:52 AM)
I agree completely. I would add one thing....my man's underarms. I swear I nearly cum just smelling them. He is so sexy.
QUOTE(B-Baby @ Sep 21 2006, 04:52 AM)
I agree completely. I would add one thing....my man's underarms. I swear I nearly cum just smelling them. He is so sexy.
haha, that reminds me of a Kids in the Hall sketch(Canadian comedy show from the 90's none of you probably have heard of). This guy Danny Husk finds out that people love the smell of his armpits. He launches a cologne line called Husk Musk. He runs on a treadmill with suction cups and hoses strapped under his ams to collect the "nectar". Much funnier to watch than my weak attempt at describing it.
I couldn't find the actual videoof it so I'll just post this one instead.
Completely off the topic but I think I described this one before and it's pretty funny.
And that is all®
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 21 2006, 12:53 PM)
haha, that reminds me of a Kids in the Hall sketch(Canadian comedy show from the 90's none of you probably have heard of). This guy Danny Husk finds out that people love the smell of his armpits. He launches a cologne line called Husk Musk. He runs on a treadmill with suction cups and hoses strapped under his ams to collect the "nectar". Much funnier to watch than my weak attempt at describing it.
I couldn't find the actual videoof it so I'll just post this one instead.
Completely off the topic but I think I described this one before and it's pretty funny.
And that is all®
I couldn't find the actual videoof it so I'll just post this one instead.
Completely off the topic but I think I described this one before and it's pretty funny.
And that is all®
kids in the hall, kids in the hall. hahaha. I remember that show. There was a flying pig in one of the sketches. actually, that was one of the stupider sketches. Stupider like a fox.
I like the squishing your head sketches.. those were good. I still squish people who irritate me. Not sure if I saw the armpit one, but who knows. My brain is such a pile of mush anyway.
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 21 2006, 12:53 PM)
haha, that reminds me of a Kids in the Hall sketch(Canadian comedy show from the 90's none of you probably have heard of). This guy Danny Husk finds out that people love the smell of his armpits. He launches a cologne line called Husk Musk. He runs on a treadmill with suction cups and hoses strapped under his ams to collect the "nectar". Much funnier to watch than my weak attempt at describing it.
I couldn't find the actual videoof it so I'll just post this one instead.
Completely off the topic but I think I described this one before and it's pretty funny.
And that is all®
I couldn't find the actual videoof it so I'll just post this one instead.
Completely off the topic but I think I described this one before and it's pretty funny.
And that is all®
I just watched it. I laughed my ass off right when it started and I saw the word nipple in the title. I remember that one. I lvoe when she finds out that he pees thorugh his penis. classic.
Thank god for youtube.com 
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 21 2006, 10:10 PM)
Thank god for youtube.com
their only downfall is not permitting nudity.
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 22 2006, 11:12 AM)
their only downfall is not permitting nudity.
Agreed!!! that place would be awesome with nudity. You have no idea how many times I'll watch something and be like, damn, she's hot. Can't wait to see her tits at the end of the vid... then i'm like, oh, shit. ain't gonna happen.
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