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Assfucker
Hey all, I'm assfucker. Some of you know me from a certian other site. I was invited here by Foxy and I'm interfriends with COMEDY.....so with that being said, here's a little information on me.


I'm 34, married with 3 kids.

Living in South Florida

I work for an orthopedic manufacturer and I'm a part time personal trainer. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach, lunch in the park, bike riding without the seat, the color teal, and my favorite fabric is corduroy. I'm looking for a message board that accepts me for me, and not someone else confused-smiley-013.gif

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I'm real, what I post is real. I'm here to stay and will get the wife on soon. She has AWESOME tits love-smiley-085.gif

Well here's a picture so you know who's posting popc1.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 10:49 AM)
Hey all, I'm assfucker. Some of you know me from a certian other site. I was invited here by Foxy and I'm interfriends with COMEDY.....so with that being said, here's a little information on me.
I'm 34, married with 3 kids.

Living in South Florida

I work for an orthopedic manufacturer and I'm a part time personal trainer. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach, lunch in the park, bike riding without the seat, the color teal, and my favorite fabric is corduroy. I'm looking for a message board that accepts me for me, and not someone else confused-smiley-013.gif

laughing-smiley-017.gif
I'm real, what I post is real. I'm here to stay and will get the wife on soon. She has AWESOME tits love-smiley-085.gif

Well here's a picture so you know who's posting popc1.gif
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ummm. Ouch coz.gif

And, oh, yeah, Welcome to RMM. And make sure the wifey slaps her AWESOME tits around on my 411. grinning-smiley-003.gif

See ya 'round the boards
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 10:49 AM)
Hey all, I'm assfucker. Some of you know me from a certian other site. I was invited here by Foxy and I'm interfriends with COMEDY.....so with that being said, here's a little information on me.
I'm 34, married with 3 kids.

Living in South Florida

I work for an orthopedic manufacturer and I'm a part time personal trainer. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach, lunch in the park, bike riding without the seat, the color teal, and my favorite fabric is corduroy. I'm looking for a message board that accepts me for me, and not someone else confused-smiley-013.gif

laughing-smiley-017.gif
I'm real, what I post is real. I'm here to stay and will get the wife on soon. She has AWESOME tits love-smiley-085.gif

Well here's a picture so you know who's posting popc1.gif
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Hey sexy, I think all the other RMMers will love that I have invited you here, tell Bombshell to start posting soon, I agree she has beautiful TITTIES!

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Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 10:52 AM)
ummm.  Ouch  coz.gif

And, oh, yeah, Welcome to RMM.  And make sure the wifey slaps her AWESOME tits around on my 411.  grinning-smiley-003.gif

See ya 'round the boards
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thanks Bobaloo........yes the bike seat is a tight fit tongue.gif





She'll be posting soon..........and thanks again Foxy smilio09.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 11:04 AM)
thanks Bobaloo........yes the bike seat is a tight fit tongue.gif
She'll be posting soon..........and thanks again Foxy smilio09.gif
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Anytime hun anytime, glad you could make it, I've seen lots of your sexy bod, now I want to oogle your wifey tongue.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 8 2006, 11:15 AM)
Anytime hun anytime, glad you could make it, I've seen lots of your sexy bod, now I want to oogle your wifey tongue.gif
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I'll let her know......I don't want to post any of her till she's a member too wink.gif






Here's another pic [/picwhore] popc1.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 11:47 AM)
I'll let her know......I don't want to post any of her till she's a member too wink.gif
Here's another pic [/picwhore] popc1.gif
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Looking a little tired there AF coz.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 8 2006, 11:52 AM)
Looking a little tired there AF coz.gif
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Opened the gym that morning, it's was prolly 6:30AM ph34r.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 12:03 PM)
Opened the gym that morning, it's was prolly 6:30AM ph34r.gif
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Nonetheless your bod is still a very nice view wub.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 8 2006, 12:04 PM)
Nonetheless your bod is still a very nice view love-smiley-052.gif
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awwwww I bet you say that to all the fellas smilio05.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 11:47 AM)
I'll let her know......I don't want to post any of her till she's a member too wink.gif
Here's another pic [/picwhore] popc1.gif
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Hey, that's a nice camera. I have the T7... it's awesome. The T9 just came out not to long ago, it's pretty cool, but I like how little the T7 is.

just thought I'd try to derail your thread a bit. laughing-smiley-017.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 12:06 PM)
awwwww I bet you say that to all the fellas smilio05.gif
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Nah, only the HOT ones tongue.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 12:06 PM)
Hey, that's a nice camera.  I have the T7... it's awesome.  The T9 just came out not to long ago, it's pretty cool, but I like how little the T7 is.

just thought I'd try to derail your thread a bit. laughing-smiley-017.gif
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ya mirror pics are teh kewlest 2thumbs.gif





I love the camera, but would like to get the newer version grinning-smiley-003.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 12:08 PM)
ya mirror pics are teh kewlest 2thumbs.gif
I love the camera, but would like to get the newer version grinning-smiley-003.gif
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It takes much better pics. The T1 has a major flaw because the flash is flush with the lens. It's gives flash pics a bit of a yellow/red color. Very irritating!!! The T7 is much better that way. And the T9 is supposed to be awesome... and it has image stabilizer or whatever the hell they call the shakeproof thing
Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 12:09 PM)
... and it has image stabilizer or whatever the hell they call the shakeproof thing
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and that is needed for those "action" shots in the bedroom 03.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 12:13 PM)
and that is needed for those "action" shots in the bedroom  03.gif
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grinning-smiley-003.gif
diane26
WOW Sexy ass body.

Welcome to RMM.
foxy lady
Thought this pick would pass the judgement from the indication of your name confused-smiley-013.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 8 2006, 12:59 PM)
WOW Sexy as body.

Welcome to RMM.
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Thanks for the welcome, love yer sig laughing-smiley-017.gif





QUOTE(foxy lady)
Thought this pick would pass the judgement from the indication of your name





22.gif BAM, thank you food-smiley-004.gif
Assfucker
Picture of the wife love-smiley-085.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 03:55 PM)
Picture of the wife love-smiley-085.gif
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Boobalicious fo' sho!!!
Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 03:58 PM)
Boobalicious fo' sho!!!
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smile.gif Just wait till you see the rest 22.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 04:00 PM)
smile.gif Just wait till you see the rest 22.gif
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can't wait!!! popc1.gif Keep 'em comin'
Assfucker
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Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 04:06 PM)
ph34r.gif
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That's the sexiest hood ornament i've ever seen!!
Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 04:08 PM)
That's the sexiest hood ornament i've ever seen!!
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you should see what she did with the hood ornament ph34r.gif 22.gif ph34r.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 04:10 PM)
you should see what she did with the hood ornament ph34r.gif  22.gif  ph34r.gif
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I'd like to!!! Pics???
Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 04:12 PM)
I'd like to!!!  Pics???
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I'll have to ask permission to post that one popc1.gif
foxy lady
Looks to me that you have a nice looking ride.....the car is not bad either 2thumbs.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 04:13 PM)
I'll have to ask permission to post that one popc1.gif
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Okay. You have my permission grinning-smiley-003.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 04:19 PM)
Okay.  You have my permission grinning-smiley-003.gif
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I don't want to spoil any future fun, so I'll have to ask the wife Bob, not you coco.gif









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foxy lady
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 04:19 PM)
Okay.  You have my permission grinning-smiley-003.gif
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smilio04.gif Nice try Boo!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 04:21 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif
I don't want to spoil any future fun, so I'll have to ask the wife Bob, not you coco.gif
tongue.gif
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oooooooooooooh. Now I get it. Well, in any case, you have my permission grinning-smiley-003.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 8 2006, 04:23 PM)
smilio04.gif  Nice try Boo!
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Oh, sure, just laugh at me. you wouldn't be laughing if it worked, though. wink.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 04:23 PM)
Oh, sure, just laugh at me.  you wouldn't be laughing if it worked, though. wink.gif
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You got a point there Boo rolleyes.gif
natalie
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 8 2006, 04:27 PM)
You got a point there Boo rolleyes.gif
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n'ah we'd still laugh at you. Welcome assfucker! There has got to be a story behind that name. popc1.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(natalie @ May 8 2006, 05:18 PM)
n'ah we'd still laugh at you. Welcome assfucker! There has got to be a story behind that name. popc1.gif
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So that's where Gnappy's been all weekend.
natalie
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 05:18 PM)
So that's where Gnappy's been all weekend.
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LMFAO! laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif






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hott1976
hi there! Welcome to RMM! My timins is bad..i've been to busy taking pics of my hiney! Welcome again. muah.
fellatiofiend18
well helloooo there sexy. im glad you have started a thread. i shall visit and post when i can.... and heres some ass id like for you to fuck.... haha
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Assfucker
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ May 8 2006, 07:39 PM)
well helloooo there sexy. im glad you have started a thread. i shall visit and post when i can.... and heres some ass id like for you to fuck.... haha
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Hey now!!!!!! Thanks for the 'gift' 22.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(hott1976 @ May 8 2006, 06:44 PM)
hi there!  Welcome to RMM!  My timins is bad..i've been to busy taking pics of my hiney!  Welcome again.  muah.
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Hiney pics!?!?!?!? smilio14.gif smilio14.gif smilio14.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(natalie @ May 8 2006, 05:18 PM)
Welcome assfucker! There has got to be a story behind that name. popc1.gif
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Thanks for the welcome.......story "behind" the name?????? mebbe ph34r.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(hott1976 @ May 8 2006, 06:44 PM)
hi there!  Welcome to RMM!  My timins is bad..i've been to busy taking pics of my hiney!  Welcome again.  muah.
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Ooooh! I can't wait to see those pics!!! popc1.gif
hott1976
oh you guys already told me you liked my hiney! i mentioned something about taking more pics of that part........ so assfucker i'll make sure to post one right in here for you. wink.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(hott1976 @ May 9 2006, 04:47 PM)
oh you guys already told me you liked my hiney!  i mentioned something about taking more pics of that part........  so assfucker i'll make sure to post one right in here for you.  wink.gif
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How do i keep missing you, Hott???!!! bang.gif

You're like a ninja ph34r.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(hott1976 @ May 9 2006, 04:47 PM)
oh you guys already told me you liked my hiney!  i mentioned something about taking more pics of that part........  so assfucker i'll make sure to post one right in here for you.  wink.gif
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AF's gonna LOVE you love-smiley-052.gif
bondiguy
Any friend of the C Man is a friend of mine!

Welcome mate food-smiley-004.gif
Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 9 2006, 07:38 AM)
Thanks for the welcome.......story "behind" the name?????? mebbe ph34r.gif
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Oh yes please tell us about the story BEHIND laughing-smiley-017.gif The name We would all love to hear it
Assfucker
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 10 2006, 07:46 AM)
Oh yes please tell us about the story BEHIND  laughing-smiley-017.gif  The name We would all love to hear it
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ph34r.gif I'd rather show you 03.gif






The lovely wife everyone love-smiley-052.gif
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