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Assfucker
QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 10 2006, 02:24 AM)
Any friend of the C Man is a friend of mine!

Welcome mate food-smiley-004.gif
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Thanks dood, damn you're a post whore eh>? food-smiley-004.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(hott1976 @ May 9 2006, 04:47 PM)
........  so assfucker i'll make sure to post one right in here for you.  wink.gif
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natalie
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 10 2006, 08:28 AM)
Thanks dood, damn you're a post whore eh>? food-smiley-004.gif
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Dude you really gotta learn how to spell dude. tongue.gif
paybarraman
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 03:55 PM)
Picture of the wife love-smiley-085.gif
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QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 04:06 PM)
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Ahhhhhh yes....the deliciously photogenic Mrs Assfucker....

I remember her well from the "other place" ph34r.gif

Mr Ass....- you are a lucky -fucker...... 2thumbs.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 10 2006, 03:54 PM)
Ahhhhhh yes....the deliciously photogenic Mrs Assfucker....

I remember her well from the "other place"  ph34r.gif

Mr Ass....- you are a lucky -fucker......  2thumbs.gif
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Thanks fella, we need to take some new material........BTW her name is now Blond Bombshell food-smiley-004.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(natalie @ May 10 2006, 03:47 PM)
Dude you really gotta learn how to spell dude. tongue.gif
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Kewl 2thumbs.gif I'll try 4 u doodette tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 10 2006, 08:28 AM)
Thanks dood, damn you're a post whore eh>? food-smiley-004.gif
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I see you have read my business card laughing-smiley-017.gif
fellatiofiend18
yipeeee! welcome Bombshell to RMM! we are so glad you have joined AF here and well, maybe its just me, but im ESSITED!!!!

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Assfucker
A couple requested pics of Blond Bombshell....I hope she doesn't mind ph34r.gif
Assfucker
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foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 09:39 AM)
A couple requested pics of Blond Bombshell....I hope she doesn't mind ph34r.gif
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Great AF, now I want to go clam digging smilio09.gif

Blondie you sure are a HOTTIE love-smiley-052.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 11 2006, 09:44 AM)
Great AF, now I want to go clam digging smilio09.gif

Blondie you sure are a HOTTIE wub.gif
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Ditto and Ditto!!!
paybarraman
Pics? What Pics?

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natalie
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 09:39 AM)
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Well I know you did the proper thing and rode her good. Love the white feet. It's like she still has shoes on. love-smiley-085.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(natalie @ May 11 2006, 02:26 PM)
Well I know you did the proper thing and rode her good. Love the white feet. It's like she still has shoes on. love-smiley-085.gif
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coz.gif Whos looking at her feet







and yes we did have fun that night ph34r.gif









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fellatiofiend18
yum yum bombshell!

altho id be a little hesitant to get sand in my naughty bits! love-smiley-077.gif
Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 09:39 AM)
A couple requested pics of Blond Bombshell....I hope she doesn't mind ph34r.gif
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Hey there baby I guess I dont have a problem & they are two good pic's if I do say so myself. Thanks to all for all the nice things you have said smile.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 11 2006, 02:54 PM)
Hey there baby I guess I dont have a problem & they are two good pic's if I do say so myself. Thanks to all for all the nice things you have said smile.gif
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I think you're getting some fans, might be time to take some new ones 08.gif
natalie
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 02:55 PM)
I think you're getting some fans, might be time to take some new ones 08.gif
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Yes! It is time! Can I be fan number one? smile.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(natalie @ May 11 2006, 03:23 PM)
Yes! It is time! Can I be fan number one? smile.gif
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Please, I insist smilio07.gif
natalie
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 03:26 PM)
Please, I insist smilio07.gif
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Oooh it looks like being a fan comes with bonuses. 2thumbs.gif 2thumbs.gif
fellatiofiend18
QUOTE(natalie @ May 11 2006, 03:29 PM)
Oooh it looks like being a fan comes with bonuses. 2thumbs.gif  2thumbs.gif
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dammit! im always a few steps behind!

oh well







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foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 03:26 PM)
Please, I insist smilio07.gif
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Well I'm miffed...... dry.gif

You told me I was fan #1 sad.gif


Nat already has a Numba1 Fan laughing-smiley-017.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 11 2006, 03:57 PM)
Well I'm miffed...... dry.gif

You told me I was fan #1 sad.gif
Nat already has a Numba1 Fan laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Yer all Number 1's in my book 03.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 04:00 PM)
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Yer all Number 1's in my book 03.gif
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Good cover there AF rolleyes.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 11 2006, 04:01 PM)
Good cover there AF rolleyes.gif
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diane26
Awesome pics wow so many couples here. grinning-smiley-003.gif
ontippytoes
AF, you're hysterical! Your posts make me laugh out loud!
Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ May 12 2006, 10:42 PM)
AF, you're hysterical!  Your posts make me laugh out loud!
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You should live with him ............ I am always laughing laughing-smiley-017.gif
evade20
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 02:55 PM)
I think you're getting some fans, might be time to take some new ones 08.gif
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popc1.gif popc1.gif popc1.gif More pics of BB would be super. smile.gif
sensual_lips
popc1.gif 08.gif love-smiley-085.gif yes it would be biggrin.gif love what i seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


its all goodddddddddd


tongue.gif when the next photo session ?
Assfucker
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ May 12 2006, 10:42 PM)
AF, you're hysterical!  Your posts make me laugh out loud!
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Well keep on reading, I'm just getting started wink.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(sensual_lips @ May 14 2006, 12:22 PM)
popc1.gif  08.gif  love-smiley-085.gif  yes it would be  biggrin.gif love  what i seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
its all goodddddddddd
tongue.gif when the next photo session ?
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Took some pictures this weekend, I'll post 'em up in a bit popc1.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:22 AM)
Took some pictures this weekend, I'll post 'em up in a bit popc1.gif
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Assfucker
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 15 2006, 09:28 AM)
popc1.gif  popc1.gif
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Downloading now popc1.gif









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Assfucker
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foxy lady
Candid shot, very nice 2thumbs.gif
Assfucker
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foxy lady
Nice view smilio09.gif
tripled
great shot smilio09.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:36 AM)
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oooh, that is nice. I'd like to pinch the other one if I may.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:38 AM)
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She can tan all she wants,but it would look pretty funny with a tanline in the shape of my body on her back. laughing-smiley-017.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 15 2006, 10:17 AM)
She can tan all she wants,but it would look pretty funny with a tanline in the shape of my body on her back. laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I figured you'd say something to the effect of:


"I have some personal sunscreen I'd like to apply to her back....if I may of coarse" laughing-smiley-017.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 10:18 AM)
I figured you'd say something to the effect of:
"I have some personal sunscreen I'd like to apply to her back....if I may of coarse" laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I thought that might be crossing the line a bit. but as long as you mention it...

I have some special sunscreen I'd like to apply to her back... if I may, of course. grinning-smiley-003.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 15 2006, 10:21 AM)
I thought that might be crossing the line a bit.  but as long as you mention it...


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We'll see what she says later ph34r.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 10:54 AM)
We'll see what she says later ph34r.gif
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She'll probably say.

Hi, 911, this is BB. There's some crazy guy on my lawn trying to apply some special sunscreen on my back.

I can only hope it's because she wants to borrow some handcuffs.
Assfucker
Enjoying the weekend and the board food-smiley-004.gif
natalie
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:38 AM)
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Oooooh. I like this one. 2thumbs.gif 2thumbs.gif
Gnappster
Hey AF:
I'm a long time lurker of "that other board", and I always figured you'd fit right in here.
1. An obvious post whore. Check
2. Makes many off colour remarks. Check
3. Infatuation with breasts. Check
4. Homosexual tendancies. Check (hey if we're tolerant of bobaloo, we have to be tolerant of them all)

Plus your wife looks pretty hot (and naked). grinning-smiley-003.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:25 AM)
Enjoying the weekend and the board food-smiley-004.gif
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AND an obvious pic whore laughing-smiley-017.gif
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