Hey AF:
I'm a long time lurker of "that other board", and I always figured you'd fit right in here.
1. An obvious post whore. Check
2. Makes many off colour remarks. Check
3. Infatuation with breasts. Check
4. Homosexual tendancies. Check (hey if we're tolerant of bobaloo, we have to be tolerant of them all)
Plus your wife looks pretty hot (and naked).