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Assfucker
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 16 2006, 12:53 PM)
Did ya try on the little pink one beside you next tongue.gif
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what do you take me for, some kind of weirdo mad.gif














tongue.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 16 2006, 01:00 PM)
what do you take me for, some kind of weirdo mad.gif
tongue.gif
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Ummmm......YUP smilio04.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 16 2006, 12:53 PM)
Did ya try on the little pink one beside you next tongue.gif
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That was the first one he tried on. But he didnt' like the way it made his boobs look.
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 16 2006, 12:15 PM)
That was the first one he tried on.  But he didnt' like the way it made his boobs look.
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moobs imo
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 16 2006, 02:23 PM)
moobs imo
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You're right, moobs

Perhaps he could use a bro. You know, the bra for the brawny, brawny man.
Assfucker
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 16 2006, 02:23 PM)
moobs imo
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Good catch bro, the mOObs looked ok, it was my third nipple that felt a little funny blink.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 16 2006, 02:28 PM)
You're right, moobs

Perhaps he could use a bro.  You know, the bra for the brawny, brawny man.
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beh, they seem perky enough......hey wait a minute here....what am I saying bang.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 16 2006, 02:28 PM)
Good catch bro, the mOObs looked ok, it was my third nipple that felt a little funny blink.gif
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Nothing like using vestigial body parts for a good laugh.
belicked6924
Wow, how long have I been gone? Anywho's welcome and I see you've already made a nice comfy spot on the couch. 2thumbs.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ May 16 2006, 05:59 PM)
Wow, how long have I been gone? Anywho's welcome and I see you've already made a nice comfy spot on the couch. 2thumbs.gif
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My guess would be about 2 weeks tongue.gif


and yes the couch is comfy, but it's the 'pillows' that keeps me here love-smiley-085.gif





thanks food-smiley-004.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 17 2006, 06:01 AM)
My guess would be about 2 weeks tongue.gif
and yes the couch is comfy, but it's the 'pillows' that keeps me here love-smiley-085.gif
thanks food-smiley-004.gif
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those aren't pillows, it's just bobaloo's ass ohmy.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 17 2006, 11:48 AM)
those aren't pillows, it's just bobaloo's ass  ohmy.gif
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I was wondering about the pimples coz.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 17 2006, 11:56 AM)
I was wondering about the pimples coz.gif
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Those aren't pimples, those are speed bumps. 2thumbs.gif

How 'bout them Bears?
Gnappster
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 17 2006, 09:56 AM)
I was wondering about the pimples coz.gif
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puke1.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 17 2006, 12:56 PM)
puke1.gif
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well the puss makes for good lube 03.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 17 2006, 12:58 PM)
well the puss makes for good lube 03.gif
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You meant pus, not puss. Just thought I'd let you know. I know it's not a big deal, but I think you'd be in for a hell of a suprise if you mixed the two up some night. Can you imagine going down on some chick's pus/?? puke1.gif
natalie
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 17 2006, 12:37 PM)
Those aren't pimples, those are speed bumps.  2thumbs.gif

How 'bout them Bears?
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Does that somehow prolong your pleasure when someone's fucking your ass or is it like a badge? coz.gif nah.gif
Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 16 2006, 02:28 PM)
You're right, moobs

Perhaps he could use a bro.  You know, the bra for the brawny, brawny man.
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He has the best moobs I love to grab them when I'm on top of him smilio09.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 29 2006, 08:27 AM)
He has the best moobs I love to grab them when I'm on top of him smilio09.gif
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You're lucky Blondie, but I bet you two play a good game of grab the moobs and boobs tongue.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 29 2006, 08:27 AM)
He has the best moobs I love to grab them when I'm on top of him smilio09.gif
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smilio05.gif


ditto on yer bOObs hunny love-smiley-077.gif











BTW, while I'm here responding to me beautiful wife, let me just tell all the intraweb that she is the best wife I could ever have dreamed of marrying! I won't bore you with a bunch of lovey-doveys, but she takes the cake. I'm one lucky assfucker!







I LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!! love-smiley-052.gif love-smiley-052.gif love-smiley-052.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 30 2006, 10:05 AM)
smilio05.gif
ditto on yer bOObs hunny love-smiley-077.gif
BTW, while I'm here responding to me beautiful wife, let me just tell all the intraweb that she is the best wife I could ever have dreamed of marrying! I won't bore you with a bunch of lovey-doveys, but she takes the cake. I'm one lucky assfucker!
I LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!! wub.gif  wub.gif  wub.gif
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food-smiley-004.gif

You two are too cute smile.gif
evade20
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 30 2006, 10:05 AM)
smilio05.gif
ditto on yer bOObs hunny love-smiley-077.gif
BTW, while I'm here responding to me beautiful wife, let me just tell all the intraweb that she is the best wife I could ever have dreamed of marrying! I won't bore you with a bunch of lovey-doveys, but she takes the cake. I'm one lucky assfucker!
I LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!! love-smiley-052.gif  love-smiley-052.gif  love-smiley-052.gif
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2thumbs.gif Another happy couple 2thumbs.gif 2thumbs.gif 2thumbs.gif
Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 30 2006, 10:05 AM)
smilio05.gif
ditto on yer bOObs hunny love-smiley-077.gif
BTW, while I'm here responding to me beautiful wife, let me just tell all the intraweb that she is the best wife I could ever have dreamed of marrying! I won't bore you with a bunch of lovey-doveys, but she takes the cake. I'm one lucky assfucker!
I LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!! wub.gif  wub.gif  wub.gif
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Well aint you sweet! That is so nice to say in front of all these people. smilio05.gif


I love you too baby love-smiley-077.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 1 2006, 02:32 PM)
Well aint you sweet! That is so nice to say in front of all these people.  smilio05.gif
I love you too baby love-smiley-077.gif
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People, what people ohmy.gif










love-smiley-077.gif
Blond Bombshell
Hey baby I sure hoped you liked your blow job in the car today.
It was sure fun for me 11.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 5 2006, 05:13 PM)
Hey baby I sure hoped you liked your blow job in the car today.
It was sure fun for me 11.gif
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considering I almost pulled the steeringwheel off, I'd say I liked too much 22.gif 22.gif







seemed like you need some protein too 11.gif








love-smiley-077.gif

Oh and it was good of you to finger your pussy to get me in the mood wink.gif
boanna
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 16 2006, 12:41 PM)
Nothing like using vestigial body parts for a good laugh.
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whats vestigial? (yea, i know, i am reading this stuff late)
boanna
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 30 2006, 08:05 AM)
smilio05.gif
ditto on yer bOObs hunny love-smiley-077.gif
BTW, while I'm here responding to me beautiful wife, let me just tell all the intraweb that she is the best wife I could ever have dreamed of marrying! I won't bore you with a bunch of lovey-doveys, but she takes the cake. I'm one lucky assfucker!
I LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!! love-smiley-052.gif  love-smiley-052.gif  love-smiley-052.gif
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aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh shucks! i want the loveydoveys! give us a few!
boanna
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 5 2006, 03:13 PM)
Hey baby I sure hoped you liked your blow job in the car today.
It was sure fun for me 11.gif
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lets see, what the hell is today...so the blow job was two days ago!!! i missed it!!

you know, if u read this thread backwards, which i just about did, its almost painful! the only thing that came out clear was someone got a blow job!
Assfucker
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 6 2006, 02:30 PM)
lets see, what the hell is today...so the blow job was two days ago!!! i missed it!!

you know, if u read this thread backwards, which i just about did, its almost painful! the only thing that came out clear was someone got a blow job!
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coz.gif
boanna
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 6 2006, 01:01 PM)
coz.gif
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well, at least we see eye to eye
Assfucker
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 6 2006, 03:04 PM)
well, at least we see eye to eye
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Whats wrong with my theard.........seems to be flowing nicely drinkup.gif
Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 6 2006, 03:22 PM)
Whats wrong with my theard.........seems to be flowing nicely drinkup.gif
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I like your thread smilio09.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 8 2006, 02:27 PM)
I like your thread smilio09.gif
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smile.gif

Bo doesn't seem to, but she sure likes yours food-smiley-004.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 6 2006, 12:25 PM)
whats vestigial? (yea, i know, i am reading this stuff late)
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it means an underdeveloped apendage in a mature animal, much like vestigial tail, or belicked's dick
Assfucker
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 8 2006, 04:03 PM)
it means an underdeveloped apendage in a mature animal, much like vestigial tail, or belicked's dick
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or that clit you call a penis? popc1.gif











tongue.gif
numba1fan
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 08:37 AM)
or that clit you call a penis? popc1.gif
tongue.gif
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smilio04.gif smilio04.gif smilio04.gif

now that was a good burn!! grinning-smiley-003.gif

popc1.gif popc1.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 08:37 AM)
or that clit you call a penis? popc1.gif
tongue.gif
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He got you good laughing-smiley-017.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(numba1fan @ Jun 9 2006, 11:52 PM)
smilio04.gif  smilio04.gif
now that was a good burn!! grinning-smiley-003.gif

popc1.gif  popc1.gif
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QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 9 2006, 11:57 PM)
He got you good  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I don't think he saw this yet popc1.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 12 2006, 07:23 AM)
I don't think he saw this yet popc1.gif
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Yeah, I'd give it some time, that moron is a lil slow smilio04.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 12 2006, 11:29 AM)
Yeah, I'd give it some time, that moron is a lil slow  smilio04.gif
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laughing-smiley-017.gif








food-smiley-004.gif
Blond Bombshell
Bump bump




grind grind


fuck fuck


suck suck



you





later
Assfucker
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 15 2006, 07:39 PM)
Bump bump
grind  grind
fuck fuck
suck suck
you
later
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tonight, baby...fo shizzle smilio09.gif
paybarraman
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww














popc1.gif
Blond Bombshell
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jun 16 2006, 12:57 PM)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
popc1.gif
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See how he is




He always makes me wait
foxy lady
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 16 2006, 04:26 PM)
See how he is
He always makes me wait
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Yeah but good things cum for those who wait tongue.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 16 2006, 05:08 PM)
Yeah but good things cum for those who wait tongue.gif
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I think she has the CUM part right for sure
Assfucker
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 16 2006, 05:14 PM)
I think she has the CUM  part right for sure
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yep, in about 12 minutes...laters food-smiley-004.gif
boanna
dont mind me....just bumpin your thread up a little....
Assfucker
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 22 2006, 03:23 PM)
dont mind me....just bumpin your thread up a little....
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22.gif *bump* back
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