No I meant the same in the way that only locals would like it!

Well I will pay particular attention to the Canadian team when the World Cup rolls around.



It would be heaven if there was a Simpsons quoting thread in here too!

Boy are we in luck. I found one

here, here, here, here, here, and here

well now that I know that, I'll have to really start using more simpsons references.

I think that could really enhance the RMM members' RMM experience.

Ay Curumba!



You damn well better

B'oh!


































I mean D'oh!

that's what they all say. They all say D'oh

Good try, but isn't that the ep where Burns hires actors to portay the Simpsons to Bart, making him believe they don't miss him?

You know, I wasn't even thinking about that gnappy's was a reference until I saw the "good try" in your post. then it all hit me and now I remeber. And yes, you're right, and that part is hilarious.

I just slapped down the first d'oh reference I thought of.

somebody must have mixed up the file folders in my brain.

I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of neurological impairment, like Rain Man or Awakenings? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?

Even I didnt remember that quote!

If you didn't google that you are a genius!

I had to google it to get it completely correct but I remembered most of it. I think the guy playing lisa was a midget.

You're spot on there.... oh how I envy you

Ok peeps I am reviving this thread but I am going to expand it's horizons at the same time.

Inspired by Comedyman's "ask em a question" thread, this thread is now also open to any questions you have about Australia.

Australia has to be one of the most misrepresented and misunderstood countries among all the developed nations across the world. Unfortunately it is largely Americans because the British know alot about us as do Asia. The 3rd largest tourist group to visit Sydney is people from the USA. I live in a pretty tourist-popular area and I hear all sorts of crazy things people expect to see or do when the hit our shores.

So the open line is free... shout out your questions!

I will refrain from asking the obvious toilet-flushing question and just say:

I am actually pretty ignorant and don't really have any presumptions about australia other than I'd really like to go there sometime. If my wife and I were to go there, would you be our tour guide and show us around all the non touristy places that are usually much more worth seeing than the tourist attractions.

For a respectable price

Absolutely I would, I would love to show people around my fair city and it's surrounds. Plus im on a first name basis with all the local strip clubs

therein lies a bous worth booking the trip for.

Bous , is that slang for bonus ?

On december 25th what is the ocean temp. ?

It's aussie slang for bonus yes!



Average temps between 20 and 24 degrees celcius

so it would be a good vacation spot over the holiday ?

If you like warm weather, nice beaches, a tropical lifestyle but still situated in a major city... then hell yeah!

I guess this is the token Australia thread now so here is a little tourism surver where Sydney ranked number 1 in the world;

Sydney number 1 tourist destination

I read that a couple monthes ago , it probably changed now that Bush has visited ...

sounds like a real dump

Weird considering it was only released this week or last



Yeah I'm moving to Alaska!

Isn't that survey kinda like Anheuser-Busch voting Bud Light as the "Best Beer in the World"?

First of all I don't know who or what Anheuser-Busch is and second of all it wasn't an Australian publication that ran they survey?

I don't see Portland in the mix?

Anheuser-Busch brews Bud, Michelob, Busch and about 50 other lesser known beers. How Conde Nest could overlook Portland is unconscionable. Actually, I'd love to visit Sidney, it's pretty near the top of my "things-to-do" list.

I figured as much, also after another read through it was a UK magazine. Alotta pretty places in Europe are really close by for anyone in the UK so it is a good result for the cities tourism industry!

When ya do I will take you on a guided tour of the cities finest pubs and gentlemen's clubs!

It's a deal. If anyone wants to visit Portland, as 3460 cruise ship passengers did yesterday, you won't have a hard time finding a travel guide. I love this city and know it like the back of my hand.

I am still deciding if it is 2008 or 09 I will be visiting the US... in any case, sell Portland to me mate!

hmmm, my things to do list are:
be a monorail conductor,run out on a baseball field during a game, manage a beautiful country singer, eat the world's biggest hoagie, be a blackjack dealer, appear on the gong show, own the Dallas Cowboys, live in the woods, keeping a journal of my thoughts and bowling a perfect game.
I'll have to add Sydney to the list.



I thought you'd know it like the palm of your hand

ooohhhhhhhh that's a good list!

You could always get ur child to make prank phone calls to Sydney?

well it's definitely original

I am all about originality

well maybe from that publication . but Forbes or somebody like that had it in 2006 .. which is released early 2007 .

I knew that, that's why I wrote it like that.


And here I thought you wanted to be a contestant on the Gong Show. But it's still a damn fine list.

Hence it is an ANNUAL poll... meaning it is done EVERY YEAR!

your learning , slowly, but learning just the same ..

You're the one confused saying they read that last year... it is an annual poll that gets done EVERY YEAR... hence what you read is old news, much like many of your jokes

interesting .. thanks for clarifying for me mate ,, here i thought annual was slang for something in your country ...

Well it does feel nice to teach the intellectually challenged

Kinda a warm fuzzy feeling Eh ?

Just knowing you might have helped some tard understand something most people take for granted... it's a good feeling

kinda like taking a piss

Oh my god , the Great know all see all , admits he doesnt know the biggest beer maker in the states , this truly is a day of firsts .. and here i thought you were a world traveler ???

3d I never profess to know all and see all and apart from in transit I have never been to the States so how would I know?

Is that what you do all day troll the boards looking for things to try and catch me on? Thing is I don't believe any one person is better than any other on this earth but I know that I am a much bigger and better person and I am probably half your age.

Look up the word maturity in the dictionary and once you find out what it means, start trying to perfect the art because you have a long way to go.

I try, I really try and be patient with you but you are the most ignorant, idiotic and nonsensical person I have ever met either in person or online

But you seem to know so much about the states i just assumed you would know the countrys largest beer company ... I guess i give you to much credit .. as for the rest of your BS . If I really gave a plug nickel what you thought id take more time to respond to the childish name calling and such that you always resort to when things dont go your way . Let me just say your Billiant . ..