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ontippytoes
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 14 2007, 11:48 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif what a teamster!
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Yeah, it was ucking arduous, but for you guys, I'd do it again. blink.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 15 2007, 01:03 AM)
Yeah, it was ucking arduous, but for you guys, I'd do it again.   blink.gif
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laughing-smiley-017.gif cross thread humour!!!! I fucking love it grinning-smiley-003.gif
ontippytoes
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 15 2007, 01:05 AM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif cross thread humour!!!! I fucking love it grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Congrats, your "f" key works again.
bondiguy
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 15 2007, 01:10 AM)
Congrats, your "f" key works again.
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yeah my jizz mopper Tibor cleaned my keyboard for me grinning-smiley-003.gif
ontippytoes
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 15 2007, 01:26 AM)
yeah my jizz mopper Tibor cleaned my keyboard for me grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Can I get his ( unsure.gif ) services here? I have a few keys that are stuck.
bondiguy
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 15 2007, 01:29 AM)
Can I get his ( unsure.gif ) services here?  I have a few keys that are stuck.
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Probably... he works all day for a penny a day
ontippytoes
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 15 2007, 01:33 AM)
Probably... he works all day for a penny a day
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Does he do windows too? And I don't mean Microsoft.
bondiguy
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 15 2007, 01:36 AM)
Does he do windows too?  And I don't mean Microsoft.
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Damn, there goes that joke...

oh and I don't know.... I made him up grinning-smiley-003.gif
ontippytoes
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 15 2007, 01:40 AM)
Damn, there goes that joke...

oh and I don't know.... I made him up grinning-smiley-003.gif
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No way!! You MADE him up??? ohmy.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 15 2007, 01:48 AM)
No way!!  You MADE him up???   ohmy.gif
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shocking no?

Well what's more shocking is that it was a Simpsons reference blink.gif
Puppet
unspotted! tongue.gif
evade20
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 14 2007, 11:47 PM)
He forced me to.  Threatened to post more if I didn't watch that one.  So, I took one for RMM.
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smilio12.gif smilio12.gif action-smiley-047.gif action-smiley-047.gif action-smiley-073.gif action-smiley-073.gif

Don't let her kid you, she 'ucking loved it!
Puppet
that was a given laughing-smiley-017.gif
ontippytoes
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 15 2007, 02:32 AM)
shocking no?

Well what's more shocking is that it was a Simpsons reference blink.gif
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Doh. I don't deserve to be here.
ontippytoes
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 15 2007, 06:29 PM)
smilio12.gif  smilio12.gif  action-smiley-047.gif  action-smiley-047.gif  action-smiley-073.gif  action-smiley-073.gif

Don't let her kid you, she 'ucking loved it!
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Yeah, I loved the coersing, who wouldn't? tongue.gif
evade20
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 15 2007, 09:14 PM)
Yeah, I loved the coersing, who wouldn't?   tongue.gif
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I'm just going to grab those hot hips of yours amd 'ave at it. smilio09.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Puppet @ Feb 15 2007, 02:45 PM)
unspotted!  tongue.gif
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laughing-smiley-014.gif

QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 15 2007, 09:12 PM)
Doh.  I don't deserve to be here.
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The only people who can't spot Simpsons and still be here is every member with breasts... and Puppet (he tries!) tongue.gif
ontippytoes
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 15 2007, 11:20 PM)
laughing-smiley-014.gif
The only people who can't spot Simpsons and still be here is every member with breasts... and Puppet (he tries!) tongue.gif
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Whew...I'm safe!!
ddd35
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Feb 16 2007, 12:24 AM)
Whew...I'm safe!!
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you sure have the breasts part covered well !!!
closeup
QUOTE(jessie @ Dec 18 2006, 02:00 PM)
Does anyone have a picture of Linsey without her panties??????
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She's pretty hot but she's got a fire crotch. Ouch!
Gnappster
QUOTE(closeup @ Jun 12 2007, 08:01 PM)
She's pretty hot but she's got a fire crotch. Ouch!
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WAS pretty hot you mean.


ah, who am I kidding, I'd still hit it.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 13 2007, 03:15 PM)
WAS pretty hot you mean.
ah, who am I kidding, I'd still hit it.
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As would I... guaranteed high afterwards and a good chance of a lesbian encounter if you believe what her ex bodyguard says grinning-smiley-003.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(closeup @ Jun 12 2007, 08:01 PM)
She's pretty hot but she's got a fire crotch. Ouch!
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yeah but it might be worth getting burnt
Rotgut
I wouldn't touch her even if my entire body was wrapped in a condom.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Rotgut @ Jun 13 2007, 11:07 PM)
I wouldn't touch her even if my entire body was wrapped in a condom.
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and when was the last time you had sex........








with a girl? tongue.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 13 2007, 10:43 PM)
and when was the last time you had sex........
with a girl? tongue.gif
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laughing-smiley-014.gif grinning-smiley-003.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 13 2007, 10:43 PM)
and when was the last time you had sex........
with a girl? tongue.gif
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BAM!
bondiguy
A bit of RoadTrip for those who didn't spot it grinning-smiley-003.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 14 2007, 10:37 PM)
A bit of RoadTrip for those who didn't spot it grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Oh shit missed it !
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 14 2007, 10:37 PM)
A bit of RoadTrip for those who didn't spot it grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Shame on me for not recognizing a quote from one of my favourite movies.
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 15 2007, 11:23 AM)
Shame on me for not recognizing a quote from one of my favourite movies.
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I should say so !!!!! action-smiley-047.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 15 2007, 12:37 AM)
A bit of RoadTrip for those who didn't spot it grinning-smiley-003.gif
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I got it, but I was late. Oh, well.
ddd35
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 15 2007, 01:22 PM)
I got it, but I was late.  Oh, well.
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Story of your life !!! tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 16 2007, 04:23 AM)
Shame on me for not recognizing a quote from one of my favourite movies.
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"What's that?"

"What did you do, kill a leopard?"

"She gave me her panties.... *snifffffffff*"

Best part of that movie is when the old guy si smoking that joint and the dog starts talking to him laughing-smiley-014.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 15 2007, 04:12 PM)
"What's that?"

"What did you do, kill a leopard?"

"She gave me her panties.... *snifffffffff*"

Best part of that movie is when the old guy si smoking that joint and the dog starts talking to him laughing-smiley-014.gif
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Tell that bitch to make me some blueberry pancakes.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 16 2007, 09:49 AM)
Tell that bitch to make me some blueberry pancakes.
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laughing-smiley-014.gif and when the boys roll up he's sporting a boner laughing-smiley-014.gif
Bobaloo
I think the scenes with tom green and the snake are stupid, but I do love when he's screaming "unleash the fury." I find myself repeating that line every once in a while.
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 19 2007, 09:53 AM)
I think the scenes with tom green and the snake are stupid, but I do love when he's screaming "unleash the fury."  I find myself repeating that line every once in a while.
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That's funny as I often sing that weird tune he does in the same scene.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 19 2007, 12:11 PM)
That's funny as I often sing that weird tune he does in the same scene.
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We are two messed up dudes wacko.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 20 2007, 02:53 AM)
I think the scenes with tom green and the snake are stupid, but I do love when he's screaming "unleash the fury."  I find myself repeating that line every once in a while.
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Whilst "reading" the Sears catalogue? jerkit.gif tongue.gif

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 20 2007, 03:11 AM)
That's funny as I often sing that weird tune he does in the same scene.
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What's that tune again?

P.S the blondie in that movie is hor!!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 20 2007, 12:20 AM)
Whilst "reading" the Sears catalogue?  jerkit.gif  tongue.gif
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That was actually really funny...




and nearly true....








it was the JC Penny catalog blink.gif


QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 20 2007, 12:20 AM)
P.S the blondie in that movie is hor!!
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Yes she is. i thinkn her name is Amy Smart. When I worked downtown, there was a girl I would pass every day who looked just like her. One day I finally talked to her and asked her if anyone ever told her she looked like anyone famous. She told me no, but I think she just didnt' want to actually hold a conversation with her alleged rapist.
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 19 2007, 10:20 PM)
What's that tune again?

P.S the blondie in that movie is hor!!
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it was the shamanistic trance I was referring too, not really any words.
but he also sings tiny salmon which is a great song and never fails at annoying my wife when I sing it as well.

plus said blonde appears topless in the movie food-smiley-004.gif

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 20 2007, 01:32 PM)
That was actually really funny...
and nearly true....
it was the JC Penny catalog blink.gif
Yes she is.  i thinkn her name is Amy Smart.  When I worked downtown, there was a girl I would pass every day who looked just like her.  One day I finally talked to her and asked her if anyone ever told her she looked like anyone famous.  She told me no, but I think she just didnt' want to actually hold a conversation with her rapist.
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you mean "alleged" rapist wink.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 20 2007, 03:55 PM)
it was the shamanistic trance I was referring too, not really any words.
but he also sings tiny salmon which is a great song and never fails at annoying my wife when I sing it as well.

plus said blonde appears topless in the movie  food-smiley-004.gif
you mean "alleged" rapist wink.gif
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Fixed grinning-smiley-003.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 21 2007, 06:32 AM)
That was actually really funny...
and nearly true....
it was the JC Penny catalog blink.gif
Yes she is.  i thinkn her name is Amy Smart.  When I worked downtown, there was a girl I would pass every day who looked just like her.  One day I finally talked to her and asked her if anyone ever told her she looked like anyone famous.  She told me no, but I think she just didnt' want to actually hold a conversation with her alleged rapist.
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JC Penny laughing-smiley-014.gif

Ahh alleged, the greatest word in the English language!

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 21 2007, 06:55 AM)
it was the shamanistic trance I was referring too, not really any words.
but he also sings tiny salmon which is a great song and never fails at annoying my wife when I sing it as well.

plus said blonde appears topless in the movie  food-smiley-004.gif
you mean "alleged" rapist wink.gif
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Tiny salmon is a funny song!

Topless... and how love-smiley-085.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 21 2007, 01:10 AM)
Tiny salmon is a funny song!
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and it's saaaad
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 22 2007, 02:41 AM)
and it's saaaad
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If you'll excuse me, I have to get to Boston, Texas... or is it Austin Mass? tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 22 2007, 12:41 AM)
If you'll excuse me, I have to get to Boston, Texas... or is it Austin Mass? tongue.gif
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laughing-smiley-014.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 21 2007, 10:41 PM)
If you'll excuse me, I have to get to Boston, Texas... or is it Austin Mass? tongue.gif
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hahaha...i gotta watch that movie this weekend.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 23 2007, 03:22 AM)
hahaha...i gotta watch that movie this weekend.
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Preferably while baked cool-smiley-030.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 22 2007, 04:32 PM)
Preferably while baked cool-smiley-030.gif
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you mean there's another way to watch movies?
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