And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot!



Well I'm a retro kinda guy.

OK, OK...you guys wore me down with your persistence!

Go to www.celebritybeefcurtains.com



(edited to fix spelling error)

hrmmm...site must be down for maintenance

Yes...that, or I made it up....

the only person who would do a thing like that would be a girl who would post a pic of her tits here.

Colour me guilty!

Really, it was just an excuse to use the the term "beef curtains."

I can't chide you for that. If you have the opportunity to use beef curtains or meat flaps you've got to take it! I was impressed

Meat flaps! Yesss, haha. I once got a note from a secret admirer that said, simply, "I love your meat flaps."

It was so romantic.

He really knew how to wow a girl.





So, are they pretty nice?

Yes, he really knew how to sweep me off my feet (actually, it did; I'm a sucker for a sarcastic sense of humour).

My beef curtains are decent, I think. I've never had any serious complaints!

PICS?!

It's only a matter of time before I point the camera below the belt..all in due time, all in due time

that's cool.

I'll be waiting with my pants around my ankles when you do!

Fab mental image, that

you're not the first girl I've disgusted with my pants down and you surely won't be the last.

Did I say I was disgusted? The pants-down-flasher look is HAWT! Hahaha.

Then call me Brad Pitt!

Brad Pitt has nuthin on you! (Except maybe Angelina...)

I wish he had Angelina on me.

My sister met Angelina once (she came into the restaurant my sis manages)...my sis says she is even more gorgerous in person.

I wonder if Brad and Angie sit there in bed together, thinking "God, we're the two most beautiful people in the face of the earth! Millions would kill to witness us have sex! Let's fuck and make the most beautiful babies imaginable!"

I wonder if they think that?

It's probably more like:
Angelina(thinking): I hope the garlic in the caesar salad doesn't knock him out.

Brad(thinking): I hope I last longer than a minute this time.

Hah! Don't hate them because they're beautiful...

FYI: I now have to go hunt down some ceasar salad to eat. Yum.

Oh, I can barely see that nail in your forehead either

It comes out next week.

What a golden moment in Hollywood cinema history

Hey guys,

So I jump offline yesterday and head down to the beach for a leisurely paddle and fuck me, i thought I was dreaming. There is Paris Hilton in short shorts and a bikini top wandering the beach promenade. Then, just for attention she gets under one of those public showers and there is a mass crowd gathering. Let me tell you, the girl is fucking hot! You know sometimes celebrities don't look so great in person, well she does. I know she is slutty, a tramp etc but I'd hit it in a split second.

Only problem for the afternoon was I had no camera!!! I don't usually take my phone or camera to the beach when i go for a surf.... sucks to be me!

check out the LINK!

way to surf the news there Bro .... I think her friend in orange is way hotter , paris looks anerexic ...

I was about to say, " Yah, yah, yah, Take it to sex stories." But then Bondi posts a link! Damn...



You can have Paris, Bondi...I'll take the babe in the orange top!

aint that the truth....good eye

She's simply a fool! Sorry bondi the chick in the orange is way hotter. That dumb dunce Paris is as smart as a door-knob. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're giving her too much credit!

hey evade....what do you do that you have so much time to be on here... i tried to find your 411 in case i might have missed it. ??

I heard 10 to 12 in a State pen

Like i said, I dont take my camera to the beach... that is for tourists!



The girl in Orange is hot no doubt but if she wasn't with Paris she would not have warranted a second glance. Come to Bondi one day and you'll see women of that ilk everywhere!



I never said she was smart, just as hot as I'd imagine her from the magazines etc.

I actually do not think she is too dumb, just plays the part which makes her money. A wealthy businessman has flown her out here on an all expenses paid trip to figurehead his search for another blonde beach girl to be the face of his new beer! On top of that she gets paid to attend parties such as Sydney on NYE, which is arguably one of the best NYE parties on the globe!



BAM!!!

no she's an idiot. PERIOD!

I'd still hit it

NO No No thats just wrong ,

Paris Hilton films an episode of The Simple Life in hicktown USA. She stumbles across 3d and his wife and prompts him for sex, wis wife gives him his blessing and he says No Thanks? I think not

okay you may be right , however Im not much into falt chested women and her pic on the beach there is sidney pretty much says it all ...

I would hardly say she is flat chested but I'd rather fuck a slim, petite girl with B cups than a fat woman with DD's

i prefer a size 5 with DD's myself .. but whos counting ?

Well you prefer the women you DREAM about or those with fake boobs because a combination of naturally thin women with big, natural breasts is a rare one

you need to move out of the sun and to the midwest weres its gods country , my friend , lots of size 5 with DD around here and even more D cups with smaller waist lines its just the corn fed effect of country girls ....

Bondi paris compared to the girl in orange is flat chested , there is noe aurgument here ..the proof is in the pic .... LOL

Compared or not, she is not flat chested... would you call Hott flat chested? They look to have a similar size?

I think Hott has more and besides she has class ..

I was never debating class... one feels one was upstaged!