Full Version: I Just Ordered My First
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:09 PM)
Vibrator, now I can finally learn how to please myself 
Got this one
Got this one
i'll cum and work it for you so you can keep your hands free to do other things
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i'm there. when i get to the corner do i turn right or left
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:22 PM)
I am at the end of the court 
right left or center
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:43 PM)
On the left the only house with a driveway as a hill
i'm there
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 08:09 PM)
Vibrator, now I can finally learn how to please myself
Got this one
Got this one
While you're enjoying yourself, take some pictures to share.
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:14 PM)
LOL that would take away from me finally learning how to maturbate but hey what the hell it can wait come on over.
learning to masturbate?
I'm self taught with YEARS of experience
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:14 PM)
LOL that would take away from me finally learning how to maturbate but hey what the hell it can wait come on over.
masturbation is fun!!!
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:14 PM)
LOL that would take away from me finally learning how to maturbate but hey what the hell it can wait come on over.
If you need someone to watch and make sure you do it right let me know
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 6 2006, 02:01 PM)
You all are so funny, LOL
I think I am excited not sure
I think I am excited not sure
I know that I am excited,just thinking about you and your new toy
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heres to happy learning 
QUOTE(foghorn @ Feb 5 2006, 10:12 PM)
i'll cum and work it for you so you can keep your hands free to do other things
btw, that thing looks like it would be the genitalia of the Predator
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:09 PM)
Vibrator, now I can finally learn how to please myself
Got this one
Got this one
Merry Christmas (a little late). This vid is for you.
http://www.cartoonland.de/archiv/christmas-is-coming/
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 7 2006, 04:48 PM)
When I was in Mexico I actually went in the jungle and we toured sp? around where they did the jungle fight seen in the first predator:)
you went to Peurto Vallarta too?
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 7 2006, 05:11 PM)
Yes Loved it so beautiful. Would love to retire in Mexico someday
yes it is.
i would like to retire by next year if possible.
quote=diane26,Feb 7 2006, 05:11 PM]
Yes Loved it so beautiful. Would love to retire in Mexico someday
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SOOOooooooooooo How did it feel???
That would be a hot story!
Yes Loved it so beautiful. Would love to retire in Mexico someday
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SOOOooooooooooo How did it feel???
That would be a hot story!
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 7 2006, 05:55 PM)
I dunno hasnt come yet.
and apparently, then neither have you
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 7 2006, 02:56 PM)
and apparently, then neither have you
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 7 2006, 04:18 PM)
yup, i was right!
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 5 2006, 10:09 PM)
Vibrator, now I can finally learn how to please myself
Got this one
Got this one
wow the gadgets they make nowadays
I hope you enjoy because masturbation is really fun...it's never overrated and it can never get boring...if i could i'd do it all the time.
You should have lots of fun with it!!!
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 7 2006, 05:56 PM)
and apparently, then neither have you
simple but effective and oh so funny!
you should have started out with something more simple...now you have nothing to work up to. 
ps. I want pics
ps. I want pics
QUOTE(girlie_girl @ Feb 10 2006, 09:03 AM)
you should have started out with something more simple...now you have nothing to work up to.
ps. I want pics
ps. I want pics
Pics hell, I want a video!
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hey honey thats not fair , your hubby is being a nob, every woman should have a dildo and your one looked great honey , poor girl x x
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thats defo not fair . i will say they are great i used on eon ex and she was screaming mentally it was so good. your man is a wnak sorry but he is for not letting u get it x
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 10 2006, 08:36 PM)
I am sad to report that the husband was home when Fed Ex arrived and my package was confiscated. He is "allowing 
" me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock.
" me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock. What the fuck!! Why are you with him? My hubby has bought all kinds of toys for me. How sad. On the brighter side, you don't need a toy to please yourself...use your fingers! Or, do you have a detachable shower head with different settings? Water can be a kitty's best friend. hee-hee.
nice idea tippytoes good one with the shower head. fingers even better and licking them after you have come u cant get any better. buy one and dont let him know honey get it delivered to girlfriends house and he wont know x
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 10 2006, 09:17 PM)
He is all for any other kind of toy but that. Wont be with him forever Just have to have all my ducks in a row.
Anyway I have always been someone that needed to be rammed with a dick in the end can never just have foreplay or even orgasim I am not satisfied until I have that ending which is why I was thinking i need to get a dildo to learn how to masturbate because I will want that at the end. I dunno I think I am just a freak
Just have to have all my ducks in a row. Anyway I have always been someone that needed to be rammed with a dick in the end can never just have foreplay or even orgasim I am not satisfied until I have that ending which is why I was thinking i need to get a dildo to learn how to masturbate because I will want that at the end. I dunno I think I am just a freak
Nope, you're not a freak. You know what you like and what works for you. More power to you.
u r not a freak honey u r a normal person and most women will agree that although a dildo helps, they will say that there is nothing better than feel of real hard cock x x
shame i lice so far away would love to help u out x x u r a very sexy lady who deserves love and attention and great fucking sex
shame i lice so far away would love to help u out x x u r a very sexy lady who deserves love and attention and great fucking sex
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heres hoping honey looking forward to chatting x x
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 10 2006, 08:36 PM)
I am sad to report that the husband was home when Fed Ex arrived and my package was confiscated. He is "allowing " me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock.
" me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock. Diane.... without wanting to offend anyone ur hubby sounds like a tool! My fiancee has a vibe and it is fucking big and i have no problem with it. In fact I think its great. Sometimes we will get it out during sex and she'll let me use it on her... or even when she uses it alone she'll text me or call and say "guess what I have been doing." It makes me so damn horny I rush home and dive into some great sex straight away!!!!
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Next time pay Fed Ex Guy to make him delivering the package to you in a secure "no hubby zone" time. 
what a cock master. Next time he is away I will overnight you a dildo. No lie. Let me know.
....talk about being insecure, geez.
You should have offered to get him a pocket pussy, and told him he'd be needing it because it'll be the only action he'll be getting.
....talk about being insecure, geez.
You should have offered to get him a pocket pussy, and told him he'd be needing it because it'll be the only action he'll be getting.
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