He wasnt supposed to be home when it came he came home early that day. Girlie he actually considers it no different than cheating WTF??? Can you believe that. If he would use a pocket pussy I would get him one in a flash but he says he is married to me so he has no need to have to self pleasure.

(he had a really fucked up sense of sex growing up long story)

Anyway so he said if he found out I got a Dildo he would cheat on me cause same thing. I told him he was a freak and go for it cause I dont want to be with him anyway LOL.
ANyway I will try to figure something out cause it isnt right and I was never one that had ever masturbated or even thought about trying it but he is now making me more determined than ever,

Or, better, stash some money aside to corrupt the fed ex guy....

Or, better, stash some money aside to corrupt the fed ex guy....

My Fed Ex guy is gorgeous!

...so boobs will be enough to corrupt him 

Holly shit vlad that things looks awesome and ohh the fun I could have with it being internet or whatever damn. LOL Maybe I should try and stash some money aside to get it.

PS Happy belated B day.

I could never let you buy it for me but when I can buy it I will add you to the list of controllers

Damn, so no being your sugar daddy?

Hey girl, glad to hear you don't intend to stay with him, that kind of crap no-one needs! Have youpointed out that the better you know what your body likes the better the sex will be for him too!! What a total wanker (oh no, you said he don;t do that!         )
In the meantime, use your imagination, you'd be amazed what you can use as a dildo, and he'll never know!!!!!!! Basically next time you do the shopping, check out the shelves with a more discerning eye!!!!! For example, choose your carrots carefully, any correctly shaped (and safe to use) bottle/container. Don't think it has to be made for the purpose!
Get exploring and ENJOY!!!!  

My Fed Ex guy at our old house was HOT!!!! Here it is a butch looking woman

I still cant get over this never heard of anything like this before. Learning to masturbate might be pretty fun.

Wow, I remember in the days of just using a simple toy or just your hand, now I'm feeling old. 

Does sound like lots of fun though, especially for long distance

Hey girl, glad to hear you don't intend to stay with him, that kind of crap no-one needs! Have youpointed out that the better you know what your body likes the better the sex will be for him too!! What a total wanker (oh no, you said he don;t do that!         )
In the meantime, use your imagination, you'd be amazed what you can use as a dildo, and he'll never know!!!!!!! Basically next time you do the shopping, check out the shelves with a more discerning eye!!!!! For example, choose your carrots carefully, any correctly shaped (and safe to use) bottle/container. Don't think it has to be made for the purpose!
Get exploring and ENJOY!!!!  

Now there is a hot woman!!!!!Wow.    Can i watch?

Just had a thought Diane26, one of the best I ever came up with to use from the fridge!
A cucumber, but peel it first, and preferably straight from the fridge! The texture is lovely and when its all cold like that it gives extra tingles!!!

If its not too pervy, I would love to see a video of this, Penny!
Maybe your next video

hey honey glad to see your hubby has disheartened you. let us know when u get things sorted e would all like to hear bout your first time xx

i meant i hope he hadnt put u off getting one honey as u deserve it and more xx

But anyway I wont be told by a man what I can and can not do with my own body.  just makes me more determined.

Hmmm, you cannot do me.

Is that a challenge

You're quick with the uptake 

And please

Your on you best get ready now you will need your stamina.

Oh I've got the stamina, and for you I'm always ready. It's just a damn shame that I gotta work in just over 5 hours.

Well you will need to be well rested to keep up so go get your sleep

So when does the new toy arrive? I'm dying to try it out. style

When i can sneak away enough money

Is tool like an asshole in Aussie Country??

Anyway no offense taken I don't plan on staying with him a whole lot longer just no really in a position to call the shots right now I try but he holds the cards in the end. Not for a lot longer though

Tool = Asshole, dickhead, cocksucker, wanker etc

its multi purpose

Does it come with multiple attachments and is it cordless?

We need to get back to this sugar daddy question that we discussed earlier.

Tool = Asshole, dickhead, cocksucker, wanker etc

its multi purpose

I am going to start using it LOL

please do so... spread it through the US.

Please see me for more Aussie words that can be used in your daily vocab. Yanks don't use the word "Wanker" near enough.... instead you guys say "Jerk Off"

please do so... spread it through the US.

Please see me for more Aussie words that can be used in your daily vocab. Yanks don't use the word "Wanker" near enough.... instead you guys say "Jerk Off"

"Tool" already is used in the US.  It's not just an Aussie word.  Your right about wanker,though,...I'll have to add that to my vocabulary.

lol I've heard the term "tool" ever since I was little.

When women jokingly call me a tool, I just reply "that's right. I am a tool. Use me and abuse me."

and Diane, I would be damn proud to be one of the controllers.

You don't need a dildo to have fun with yourself.