Full Version: I Just Ordered My First
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Well the toungue thing came in yesterday if I find out if it works will let you all know. Will post what I got since I had to return the other thing, what the husband "approved" of.
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 16 2006, 11:20 AM)
Well the toungue thing came in yesterday if I find out if it works will let you all know. Will post what I got since I had to return the other thing, what the husband "approved" of.
you had to return the "other thing" cuz your husband approved of it?
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 16 2006, 10:24 AM)
you had to return the "other thing" cuz your husband approved of it?
Sorry I have had 3 hours of sleep total in the past 2 days LOL.
Husband didnt approve of the first one sent it back got credit he did "allow" me to get this one, should be here any day
http://www.mypleasure.com/store/Adult-Toys...-Collection.asp
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 16 2006, 09:28 AM)
Sorry I have had 3 hours of sleep total in the past 2 days LOL.
Husband didnt approve of the first one sent it back got credit he did "allow" me to get this one, should be here any day
http://www.mypleasure.com/store/Adult-Toys...-Collection.asp
Husband didnt approve of the first one sent it back got credit he did "allow" me to get this one, should be here any day
http://www.mypleasure.com/store/Adult-Toys...-Collection.asp
well that one doesn't lood too bad.....did the first one intimidate him or what?
QUOTE(thartmanjock @ Feb 16 2006, 10:36 AM)
well that one doesn't lood too bad.....did the first one intimidate him or what?
I guess he said I cant have anything that would be the size of a penis. And I cant use it alone
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 16 2006, 09:38 AM)
I guess he said I cant have anything that would be the size of a penis. And I cant use it alone
WTF.......he's probably afraid of replacement.....hell i would encourage you to get a toy the size of a penis
cant use them alone huh....so when do you want me to come over
QUOTE(thartmanjock @ Feb 16 2006, 10:46 AM)
WTF.......he's probably afraid of replacement.....hell i would encourage you to get a toy the size of a penis
cant use them alone huh....so when do you want me to come over
cant use them alone huh....so when do you want me to come over
Let me check my schedule
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 16 2006, 09:48 AM)
Let me check my schedule
ok im waiting
QUOTE(thartmanjock @ Feb 16 2006, 02:01 PM)
ok im waitingI'll volunteer to be camera man!
Thought I would share a collection of my favorite toys 
QUOTE(sweetjuice38 @ Mar 4 2006, 04:13 PM)
Thought I would share a collection of my favorite toys
Damn nice collection!
QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 10 2006, 08:36 PM)
I am sad to report that the husband was home when Fed Ex arrived and my package was confiscated. He is "allowing 
" me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock. 
" me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock. You've got to be kidding me! I'd say fuck you! That is totally selfish of him not to allow you the oppotunity to learn how to masturbate. I'm actually so pissed off right now I'd love to come kick his ass!
QUOTE(girlie_girl @ Feb 11 2006, 09:00 AM)
what a cock master. Next time he is away I will overnight you a dildo. No lie. Let me know.
....talk about being insecure, geez.
You should have offered to get him a pocket pussy, and told him he'd be needing it because it'll be the only action he'll be getting.
....talk about being insecure, geez.
You should have offered to get him a pocket pussy, and told him he'd be needing it because it'll be the only action he'll be getting.
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 6 2006, 05:53 PM)
You've got to be kidding me! I'd say fuck you! That is totally selfish of him not to allow you the oppotunity to learn how to masturbate. I'm actually so pissed off right now I'd love to come kick his ass!
I would 2nd that "you've got to be kidding me "He feels threatened by a rubber dick? maybe he really wants it for himself?
QUOTE(johnny wadd @ Mar 6 2006, 04:59 PM)
I would 2nd that "you've got to be kidding me "He feels threatened by a rubber dick? maybe he really wants it for himself?
Yeah, he's probably afraid he'd be too tempted to fuck his ass. He's worried you'd find out that he's actually gay or a tranie. 
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 6 2006, 05:05 PM)
Yeah, he's probably afraid he'd be too tempted to fuck his ass. Diane needs to get a strap-on....Then he would really be worried about his ass!
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 6 2006, 04:53 PM)
You've got to be kidding me! I'd say fuck you! That is totally selfish of him not to allow you the oppotunity to learn how to masturbate. I'm actually so pissed off right now I'd love to come kick his ass!
I agree that this sounds very selfish of him. I don't know the man but form how Diane describes him, he sounds a bit insecure. If he was to just lighten up a bit and allow her to blossom, he'd be better off in the end because his wife would be more sexually mature and open to keeping the love life exciting.
Diane, does he listen to how you feel? Maybe you need to sit him down and explain that you want to try new things...
If he doesn't listen... do them anyway, take pictures, and share them with us here at RMM. That'll teach him a lesson.
QUOTE(thenewguy @ Mar 7 2006, 09:09 AM)
I agree that this sounds very selfish of him. I don't know the man but form how Diane describes him, he sounds a bit insecure. If he was to just lighten up a bit and allow her to blossom, he'd be better off in the end because his wife would be more sexually mature and open to keeping the love life exciting.
Diane, does he listen to how you feel? Maybe you need to sit him down and explain that you want to try new things...
If he doesn't listen... do them anyway, take pictures, and share them with us here at RMM. That'll teach him a lesson.
Diane, does he listen to how you feel? Maybe you need to sit him down and explain that you want to try new things...
If he doesn't listen... do them anyway, take pictures, and share them with us here at RMM. That'll teach him a lesson.
He is actually very good and very open when it comes to anything sex related BUT the dildo/masturbation thing. But as far as everything else he is awesome and all about me even said yes to getting the stripper pole. Just this one thing he wont budge one.
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 7 2006, 06:27 PM)
He is actually very good and very open when it comes to anything sex related BUT the dildo/masturbation thing. But as far as everything else he is awesome and all about me even said yes to getting the stripper pole. Just this one thing he wont budge one.
Well I hope this means that your relationship is getting better hun!
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 7 2006, 03:29 PM)
Well I hope this means that your relationship is getting better hun!
Not sure how to answer that, I wouldn't say better allthough for the first time in 8 years he actually did laundry
But the stripper pole was easy stuff like that he is gung ho about, jUst have to wait until probably next month money wise. My sex swing was a molthers day present
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 7 2006, 08:42 PM)
My sex swing was a molthers day present
Should I be turned on by that?
QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 7 2006, 09:23 AM)
Diane needs to get a strap-on....Then he would really be worried about his ass!
Why don't you just loan her your strap on?
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 7 2006, 11:19 PM)
Why don't you just loan her your strap on?
Bondi that is gross I don't recycle sex toys
Has yours been used yet?
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 8 2006, 03:51 AM)
Bondi that is gross I don't recycle sex toys Has yours been used yet?
Has yours been used yet? no comment
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 8 2006, 03:51 AM)
Bondi that is gross I don't recycle sex toys Has yours been used yet?
Has yours been used yet? Of course it has, just ask Gnappy.
QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 8 2006, 08:17 PM)
Of course it has, just ask Gnappy.
Well, I just flew back from Australia and boy is my butt sore. Wait, is that how that joke is supposed to go?
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 9 2006, 12:14 PM)
Well, I just flew back from Australia and boy is my butt sore. Wait, is that how that joke is supposed to go?
I told you that Mardi Gras weekend wasn't the right time to visit but you just insisted on taking part didnt u?
QUOTE(Vlad @ Feb 11 2006, 11:44 AM)
Thanks for the birthday congrats. 
I'll buy that toy for you if I can have first internet control.
I'll buy that toy for you if I can have first internet control.
Ok Vlad im ready where is it you can be first
Anytime.
QUOTE(Vlad @ Mar 25 2006, 09:13 PM)
Anytime.
Well im waiting is it in the mail
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 26 2006, 12:21 AM)
Well im waiting is it in the mail 
Hey you want it? I'll buy it. So long as I get control of the fun once in a while.
QUOTE(Vlad @ Mar 25 2006, 09:24 PM)
Hey you want it? I'll buy it. So long as I get control of the fun once in a while.
Hell yes I want it my supplier just moved out
allright I'll order it for you then.
Or should I say... us.
Or should I say... us.
QUOTE(Vlad @ Mar 25 2006, 09:28 PM)
allright I'll order it for you then.
Or should I say... us.
Or should I say... us.
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