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jrock8
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 19 2006, 10:22 PM)
bah.....asshole.....too sick and drugged up to make a comeback....just.....bitch
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...sick and drugged up... and yet this still seems like the classic naraz comeback... i don't see a difference confused-smiley-013.gif nah.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 20 2006, 01:55 AM)
...sick and drugged up... and yet this still seems like the classic naraz comeback... i don't see a difference  unsure.gif  nah.gif
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I thought he was always drugged up! tongue.gif Guess the sickness does not alter his brain capacity! laughing-smiley-017.gif
johnny wadd
If I may add a comment of my own.I have actually try to go without the masturbation for the last year.Its not that I am training to be a Monk or anything.I noticed and I dont know if its just me cause I dont discuss the subject much,when I go without for a few days and then when I do "get down to business" I get some Peter North,hit the ceiling cum shots.I've actually shocked myself somedays at how much comes out. coco.gif maybe I'm nuts? I know if I wasnt getting Laid this method sure as hell wouldnt work.
jrock8
QUOTE(johnny wadd @ Jan 20 2006, 03:01 PM)
If I may add a comment of my own.I have actually try to go without the masturbation for the last year.Its not that I am training to be a Monk or anything.I noticed and I dont know if its just me cause I dont discuss the subject much,when I go without for a few days and then when I do "get down to business" I get some Peter North,hit the ceiling cum shots.I've actually shocked myself somedays at how much comes out. coco.gif maybe I'm nuts? I know if I wasnt getting Laid this method sure as hell wouldnt work.
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...although then you run the opposite risk of shooting your load right after you get in her b/c you've gone w/out for so long... ahh, such are the tough questions of life tongue.gif


(oh, and yes, i know i have the mentality of a 5th-grader, but for some reason the phrase "maybe i'm nuts" in this context made me laugh) laughing-smiley-017.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 20 2006, 04:38 PM)
...although then you run the opposite risk of shooting your load right after you get in her b/c you've gone w/out for so long... ahh, such are the tough questions of life tongue.gif
(oh, and yes, i know i have the mentality of a 5th-grader, but for some reason the phrase "maybe i'm nuts" in this context made me laugh)  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I'd rather just masturbate and and use that stuff that used to be be advertised on the front page that makes you cum like a geyser. I think it was Semenex. I bet it works too! lol

and jrock, that was more like 6th grade humour, and yes, I did laugh at it too.
bondiguy
I find that if I go 3-4 days without anything I also do Peter North proud in the ejaculation department....

oh and Gnappy.....that semenex would probably work as good as those Penis growth pills you are taking, the ones you got an email about, everyday, for the past 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 20 2006, 05:54 PM)
oh and Gnappy.....that semenex would probably work as good as those Penis growth pills you are taking, the ones you got an email about, everyday, for the past 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! tongue.gif
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yeah quit forwarding me that shit! your before and after testimonials of going from 2.5 to 3 inches have not swayed my opinion.
jrock8
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 20 2006, 04:59 PM)
yeah quit forwarding me that shit! your before and after testimonials of going from 2.5 to 3 inches have not swayed my opinion.
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bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 20 2006, 05:59 PM)
yeah quit forwarding me that shit! your before and after testimonials of going from 2.5 to 3 inches have not swayed my opinion.
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deal.... so long as you start forwarding me those emails about breast enlargement creams!
johnny wadd
I take these pills that numb out my third leg so I dont blow for a while, I can handle saving it for my Peter North impression.Its fun watching her block her face with her hands.
Hardabs
QUOTE(johnny wadd @ Jan 20 2006, 08:53 PM)
I take these pills that numb out my third leg so I dont blow for a while, I can handle saving it for my Peter North impression.Its fun watching her block her face with her hands.
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i need these pills lol. Anyways, I've actually gone about 6 weeks without touching myself because i wanted to see if i could do it....honestly i think it's unhealthy not to masturbate...but i think i'm gettin tired of my hand. Do any of the guys have any vagina todays, what u think about those?
bondiguy
regular ejaculation actualy decreses the risk prostate cancer!!!

So as you could imagine.... I am almost no chance of ever contracting that disease!!!! tongue.gif jerkit.gif
Narazbad
yeah....but doesnt anal sex also increase the chances of ass cancer??? if thats so....better get your ass checked! biggrin.gif


oh yeah...if your having that much trouble making your breasts bigger, just play with em more! biggrin.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 21 2006, 02:01 AM)
yeah....but doesnt anal sex also increase the chances of ass cancer??? if thats so....better get your ass checked! biggrin.gif
oh yeah...if your having that much trouble making your breasts bigger, just play with em more! biggrin.gif
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ass cancer.... I didn't know there was such a thing???

I better stop having anal sex with all those women! tongue.gif
diane26
Yeah there is cancer in the ass. WOuld suck to have to have your ass probed all the time.
johnny wadd
QUOTE(Hardabs @ Jan 21 2006, 02:06 AM)
i need these pills lol. Anyways, I've actually gone about 6 weeks without touching myself because i wanted to see if i could do it....honestly i think it's unhealthy not to masturbate...but i think i'm gettin tired of my hand. Do any of the guys have any vagina todays, what u think about those?
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They arent prescribed as pecker dulling pills but it is one of the side effects. sometimes it works out really well.
Gnappster
QUOTE(Hardabs @ Jan 21 2006, 01:06 AM)
Do any of the guys have any vagina todays, what u think about those?
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I think jrock may have a vagina laughing-smiley-017.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 23 2006, 11:32 AM)
I think jrock may have a vagina  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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well my g/f has one that i get to use rather frequently... does that count? confused-smiley-013.gif tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 23 2006, 12:32 PM)
I think jrock may have a vagina  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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for once I am glad I am not the punchline in your jokes Gnappy....

QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 23 2006, 01:35 PM)
well my g/f has one that i get to use rather frequently... does that count?  confused-smiley-013.gif  tongue.gif
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nice comeback grinning-smiley-003.gif
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