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Hardabs
Topic says it all...Honestly when i discovered masturbation when i was younger, i did it almost every night but i dont remember how many days in a row. As i got older i didnt masturbate as often but lately i've been finding myself at the computer late at night searching the porn sites...it seems like i masturbate every night...i hope i dont go blind tongue.gif
diane26
QUOTE(Hardabs @ Jan 12 2006, 12:58 AM)
Topic says it all...Honestly when i discovered masturbation when i was younger, i did it almost every night but i dont remember how many days in a row. As i got older i didnt masturbate as often but lately i've been finding myself at the computer late at night searching the porn sites...it seems like i masturbate every night...i hope i dont go blind tongue.gif
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To be honest and I put this on my children I have never masturbated. But I think I will soon be trying it.
bondiguy
I have never met a girl who hadn't masturbated!!!

Not wanting to sound like a dickhead but I do not masturbate that often due to the fact I am in a healthy relationship with what I would describe as a better than great sex life! Still... I like to do a little maitenance once a week/fortnight just to make sure I still got it!

Didn't Puppet post a smiliar thread a while back????
diane26
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 12 2006, 01:11 AM)
I have never met a girl who hadn't masturbated!!!

Not wanting to sound like a dickhead but I do not masturbate that often due to the fact I am in a healthy relationship with what I would describe as a better than great sex life! Still... I like to do a little maitenance once a week/fortnight just to make sure I still got it!

Didn't Puppet post a smiliar thread a while back????
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Yeah no one believes me but its true I just have never had a reason to need to before. ALways been with someone or had someone a phonecall a way. UNTIL NOW. So it isnt I have a problem with it and I think I shall devirginize myself in that sense.
r8rman
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jan 12 2006, 01:13 AM)
Yeah no one believes me but its true I just have never had a reason to need to before. ALways been with someone or had someone a phonecall a way. UNTIL NOW. So it isnt I have a problem with it and I think I shall devirginize myself in that sense.
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hee hee.. sounds like a fun learning curve... may I offer my phone # ? grinning-smiley-003.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jan 12 2006, 01:13 AM)
Yeah no one believes me but its true I just have never had a reason to need to before. ALways been with someone or had someone a phonecall a way. UNTIL NOW. So it isnt I have a problem with it and I think I shall devirginize myself in that sense.
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My Faincee admits to masturbating occasionaly... when she is home alone and I am at work. Although she doesn't see it as completing a job, merely as getting warmed up for when I return! haha
diane26
QUOTE(r8rman @ Jan 12 2006, 01:23 AM)
hee hee.. sounds like a fun learning curve...  may I offer my phone # ? grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Let me grab a pen. tongue.gif
smellmyface21
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jan 12 2006, 01:56 AM)
Let me grab a pen. tongue.gif
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I would have to masturbate you enough to make up for lost time 03.gif
Narazbad
lol.....my mind doesnt reach that many days....but...ive been too pissed off and shit lately to do much...oh well
nikkibird
I usually do it every few months but today I did 3 times in about an hour. For some reason it was going so fast it seemed stupid to stop tongue.gif
peakaboobs
Hey Nikki, I know what you mean!!
nikkibird
QUOTE(peakaboobs @ Jan 12 2006, 04:42 AM)
Hey Nikki, I know what you mean!!
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Lol, glad to know I'm not the only one food-smiley-004.gif
Narazbad
hey nikki, il help ya if you need it! tongue.gif
nikkibird
Thanks Narazbad smile.gif But I think if another person is helping it isn't considered masturbation anymore tongue.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(nikkibird @ Jan 12 2006, 03:53 AM)
Thanks Narazbad smile.gif  But I think if another person is helping it isn't considered masturbation anymore tongue.gif
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damn! you got pwned! (or whatever that fucking word was nah.gif )
Narazbad
HOLY SHIT J USED 1337 5P33K! and yeah...thats right. but nikki, wouldnt you just love to have that added assistance???
nikkibird
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 12 2006, 04:56 AM)
HOLY SHIT J USED 1337 5P33K! and yeah...thats right. but nikki, wouldnt you just love to have that added assistance???
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Of course smile.gif I was just being technical tongue.gif
Narazbad
as someone once said...."holy hell...hes cute!" (in reference to me...it was Aber if i remember correctly?)



oh yeah..nikki....40 ft. carrot??? wtfh?
nikkibird
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 12 2006, 04:59 AM)
as someone once said...."holy hell...hes cute!" (in reference to me...it was Aber if i remember correctly?)
oh yeah..nikki....40 ft. carrot??? wtfh?
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I honestly don't know, I just thought it sounded funny coco.gif I guess I'm nustso smile.gif
Ratt
How many days in a row? Well it was five I know that... I think it was more, ran out of fingers; my other hand was occupied... laughing-smiley-017.gif
foghorn
probably 14
paybarraman
I have cranked off to these lovely ladies at least 5 times in a row, 10 if you dont count the weekends
Kiana
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 12 2006, 01:11 AM)
I have never met a girl who hadn't masturbated!!!

Not wanting to sound like a dickhead but I do not masturbate that often due to the fact I am in a healthy relationship with what I would describe as a better than great sex life! Still... I like to do a little maitenance once a week/fortnight just to make sure I still got it!

Didn't Puppet post a smiliar thread a while back????
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I dont think a healthy relationship with a great sex life matters. I could have sex 5 times a day and I would still play with myself grinning-smiley-003.gif
Kiana
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 12 2006, 04:59 AM)
as someone once said...."holy hell...hes cute!" (in reference to me...it was Aber if i remember correctly?)
oh yeah..nikki....40 ft. carrot??? wtfh?
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I want a picture of you Naraz 2thumbs.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Kiana @ Jan 12 2006, 12:03 PM)
I dont think a healthy relationship with a great sex life matters.  I could have sex 5 times a day and I would still play with myself grinning-smiley-003.gif
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once again, Kiana has delivered the best answer lol
nikki's wasn't half bad either
a lot of girls I know say they have NEVER jilled off before, but I don't believe most of them, and if a dude say's he doesn't ever rub one out, I KNOW he's lying.

I don't polish my helmet as often anymore seeing as I have regular sex, but flogging the dolphin a couple times a week to some quality porn is always good.
But when I was single, I'm sure I had quite a streak going.
jrock8
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 12 2006, 11:41 AM)
and if a dude say's he doesn't ever rub one out, I KNOW he's lying.
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*so that's why the canadian police are looking for some creepy dude lurking in the shadows outside mens' apartments* nah.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 12 2006, 01:41 PM)
*so that's why the canadian police are looking for some creepy dude lurking in the shadows outside mens' apartments*  nah.gif
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lol, yeah I'm like Santa Claus, except I know if you've been jerking off or not.
diane26
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 12 2006, 12:41 PM)
once again, Kiana has delivered the best answer lol
nikki's wasn't half bad either
a lot of girls I know say they have NEVER jilled off before, but I don't believe most of them, and if a dude say's he doesn't ever rub one out, I KNOW he's lying.

I don't polish my helmet as often anymore seeing as I have regular sex, but flogging the dolphin a couple times a week to some quality porn is always good.
But when I was single, I'm sure I had quite a streak going.
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Well if I had done it before I would have no reason to not admit it I dont think it is anything to be ashamed of. But personally I have just never gone that route I have never had a need to please myself and for pretty much the past 8 years I hve hated sex most of the time and not wanted it or the thought of it but like I stated before times are a changing and I think it will be a wall I am breaking down very soon.
girlie_girl
I think it'd be easier to ask how many days in a row I've gone WITHOUT masturbating wink.gif
diane26
laughing-smiley-014.gif
Hardabs
Well i think i might start up a streak hehe...so far it's only been 2 days but if i visit this site for even a minute...i end up masturbating. Thanks to those who assist me in self-pleasuring 2thumbs.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(nikkibird @ Jan 12 2006, 04:38 AM)
I usually do it every few months but today I did 3 times in about an hour. For some reason it was going so fast it seemed stupid to stop  tongue.gif
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So why don't you rub it in... the fact girls can rub 3 out within such a short timespan!!!

QUOTE(Kiana @ Jan 12 2006, 12:03 PM)
I dont think a healthy relationship with a great sex life matters.  I could have sex 5 times a day and I would still play with myself grinning-smiley-003.gif
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and this is why we love her love-smiley-052.gif


i think the question for the guys should be.... how young did you start?
Narazbad
uhhhh...too long ago
Hardabs
i thought i was gonna have a streak going but sadly sometimes i'm just too tired and i never thought that i'd rather sleep than masturbate but i guess i'm gettin old tongue.gif
Puppet
my wife has you all beat.. there isn't a day goes by that she doesn't masturbate.. she does it at least 5 to 10 times to porn on the net before i get home and then is still ready to fuck like a rabbit all evening..
Narazbad
shit puppet......can i come over?? tongue.gif jk
COMEDYMAN
I have jerked off at least once a day for the past year biggrin.gif Including the getting laid days biggrin.gif
Hardabs
the thing with me is that i only masturbate a few hours before bed and i spend at least an hour masturbating and sometimes i can't spare that hour hehe so i dont do it. I like to get the most out of my self-pleasure time 2thumbs.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Puppet @ Jan 15 2006, 02:41 AM)
my wife has you all beat.. there isn't a day goes by that she doesn't masturbate..  she does it at least 5 to 10 times to porn on the net before i get home and then is still ready to fuck like a rabbit all evening..
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That is the great thing about women.... masturbating makes them hornier!!! Oh I love that...

When guys do it, its done, we are finished, we turn the TV on, watch the game and drink a beer drinkup.gif

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jan 15 2006, 08:22 AM)
I have jerked off at least once a day for the past year biggrin.gif  Including the getting laid days biggrin.gif
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Ah CM.... you're not man... you're some sort of masturbating machine! tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 16 2006, 01:48 AM)

When guys do it, its done, we are finished, we turn the TV on, watch the game and drink a beer drinkup.gif
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haha, so true...i'm watching porn thinking "this is the best, dirtiest stuff on earth! I could watch this all day!" Then I bust a nut and I'm like, "this acting is horrible, there are more holes in the plot than a piece of swiss cheese! What channel is the hockey ganme on?" Then like an hour later I am searching for the porn again lol.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 16 2006, 02:28 PM)
haha, so true...i'm watching porn thinking "this is the best, dirtiest stuff on earth! I could watch this all day!" Then I bust a nut and I'm like, "this acting is horrible, there are more holes in the plot than a piece of swiss cheese! What channel is the hockey ganme on?" Then like an hour later I am searching for the porn again lol.
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it is like you have seen into every living man's life!

Im always saying the same thing... "great porno, damn I could watch this on loop".... nut busted...." fuck she isn't even that good looking, fuck I have to clean up this mess now, Im fucking hungry.... and what time does the footy start?"
Narazbad
i go to games afterwards.......*shit i wanna kill some guys....*
Hardabs
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 17 2006, 12:09 AM)
it is like you have seen into every living man's life!

Im always saying the same thing... "great porno, damn I could watch this on loop".... nut busted...." fuck she isn't even that good looking, fuck I have to clean up this mess now, Im fucking hungry.... and what time does the footy start?"
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holy shit that is so funny...i thought i was the only one who felt like this. After i bust, my attitude turns to stank.
bondiguy
dude... its a male thing... there are millions like us!
Hardabs
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 18 2006, 01:51 AM)
dude... its a male thing... there are millions like us!
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i wish i had the ability to bust 2-3 times in one session...i would never leave the house.
Narazbad
again..thats a male thing...there are millions like that tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Hardabs @ Jan 18 2006, 08:52 PM)
i wish i had the ability to bust 2-3 times in one session...i would never leave the house.
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Yes... females really do rub it in don't they? My girl can pop one out 6-7 times within minutes and is still gagging for more! blink.gif
Narazbad
within minutes???? id rather they were a little farther apart than that....
Gnappster
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 19 2006, 05:24 PM)
within minutes???? id rather they were a little farther apart than that....
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why? that should give you more than ample time to get off tongue.gif
Narazbad
bah.....asshole.....too sick and drugged up to make a comeback....just.....bitch
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