I'd love to search you...er I mean search for you...

My toys are pretty famous here I think.

Great smiley!

thread duplication

I would love to see that one in action summoner

I've had 3 toys. The first was a vibrator that was hard plastic and i never really liked it. It was too hard. Real guys are hard but soft at the same time. The second one I have my hub bought me and its a non-vibrating penis shaped thing thats rubber, actually looks like its made from the stuff they make gummy bears out of. Its really big and hub likes to use it on me, but I'd never torture myself with it. The third one is great. Its a vibrator but its rubbery. It curves up to hit my G spot, and has some kind of animal that vibrates on my clit. Not sure of the name, but its from adam and eve. It also has pearls inside it that rotate but i dont use that. I'll come in about 2 minutes with it, and about every 4 or 5 minutes after that. Highly recommended.

It's"The Rabbit", it's the rabbits' ears that are vibrating on your clit. Why don't you use the rotating pearls? Maybe you could knock a minute off your time using them.

Youre right it is a rabbit. The pearls moving just feels weird. Its distracting. Plus theyre loud!

Always got to be quick eh closeup, no one has probably told ya... I just learned this myself Speed doesn't alway fufill the Need. It seems that women like something called foreplay the longer it takes the better it feels

where is the penetration thread located at?? May want to get one for a special friend...thanks

How about some pics of you using it please?

aww, never mind I tried to prolong it last nite she just fell asleep

the first vibe i bought was made from silicone and the tip was too bendy so the vibrations werent strong at the tip and it would flop every time i tried to use it for anal. the second and third vibes i bought are the ones you all have most likely seen around here somewhere. The purple one is thinner and longer but the vibes arent as strong altho it is quiet. the pink one is sooo fucking LOUD! its like rattling batteries knocking against the plastic. i hate that. but it is thicker....

anddd last night i went out and got a nice 8 inch fairly thick realistic vibrating cock.... hehe

Wincy69
Wouldnt pics focusing on that part of my body make it hard to "rate my melons"?

Also, since I must be an idiot, can someone tell me how to post a reply with these fancy quotes in them so it shows what Im respoding to?

Er...Hun, Hit the "Reply" button in the lower right hand corner of the message you wish to quote.

I knew I was gonna sound like an idiot. Thanks for the help though.

When evade is dishing out advice, you know you are in trouble

Welcome everyone, just wanted to start a new topic
Ladies tell us about your fav. toys?
post a pic?
Was it a gift from your lover?
Or did you steal it from your Bestfriend/Roommate?
When was your first time you use one?

the start of a great topic.....

just when you were getting over your noob status you go and do this:
there is already this, this , and to a lesser extent this.

and before creating any new threads PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE view THIS!!!

That is all.

my bad Gnappster

aren't you gonna ask for bigboobs38gg to post some pics?

Yeah she is hot!!!!

Needa some merging this thread!

How about just closing the damn thing and saying it never happened....

Like when you wake up next to a fat girl after a big night out?

merging.... will start outright deleting any unsearched topics from now on.

CM is getting tough.... I like it

tough like

Shhhhh Gnappster, the Dog is barking!

haha, a good framegrab is something everyone can enjoy

Especially 3d

I heard 3d posted a simpsons framegrab and tried pulling it off as a scene from Futurama

that's preposterous! he wouldn't fraudulantly post a pic like that would he?

see for yourself

I dont know that I have ever laughed as hard....

See we dont get pissed off.... we just make fun until it is over bearing

What the duece? Every thread I go into now has been tainted with Simpson humour. Now you know I don't mind but any newbie girls coming here might be scared away by all the nerds.

yes nat , My thoughts for sure , but Im thinking we have the nerds , the pocket protectors and all , gnappy and bondi ,,

see boys the lady thinks your getting carried away with the smpsons crap as well , maybe if ya went to my space .com and started a simpsons fanclub there , that might be a plan worth you investigating , lord knows gnappy has the time to supervise it .. or hell start your own website call it rate my simpsons shit , or soemthing like that Im sure the middle school kids would love it , you know the 10- 14 yr olds that actually watch the show ...

funniest pic ever

just pointless posting between the real goods....boobie pics etc
I think that we've witnessed that without it this place would be dead. I think most new female members are most scared of some of the rmm stalkers who frequent this site




purely sour grapes

LOL you wish ! just somebody that you like agreed with me , LOL I thought it was very poetic ..

well at least your agreeing with me then.

WTF no were in that post did I ever agree ..LOL I would agree that the simpson pictures are pointless though , if thats what your referring to

How dare you call us nerds....



One thing will never go away.... you were the dude who's life sucked so much you had to post fake pics online to impress a bunch of "nerds" who you dont even know!



agreed



yeah they are about as pointless as fake pics, but atleast one of them make me laugh

well at least you admit the simpson pics are pointless now if ya just admit that your a nerd , you might make it out of theropy this month . oh and what fake pics , I dont see any fake pics , now Im sure you and gnappy have saved them to wak off to but there not here ..

everyobody's a nerd about something.
I'm a "simpsons nerd", you're a "trying to impress simpsons nerds and other strangers with fake babysitter pics nerd" .

Pointless....maybe?
Funny....yes!

If you have done any homework you'll know mere nude pics arent enough fodder for me to spank the monkey. Also, I find black heads a real turn off!



Which is by far the nerdiest type of nerd!

gentlemen I dont have time today to debate you 2 being gay or nerds or anything else , the fact is the simpsons pics are stupid , there out of place in any thread ,

I dont have time to do homwork , I dont much care if you spank your monkey , or what turns you on .. That is all

Whoa, I'd be careful dude, plagerizing Gnappy is like opening up a can of wupp ass. Unless your a girl and then it's flattering.

If I tried to hunt down everyone who blatantly stole my material I'd be busier than George W Bush fighting the "war on terrorism".

As to the part about girls doing it.....yup

and Vice Versa it would seem!

and here is one just for 3d

Not to toot my own horn too loudly, but I was laughing my ass off myself as I was posting that pic. I couldn't wait to see what the response would be... but I got busy and actually did wait.


I know this is late, but...

Bondi tried to get a simpsons site going, but all they wanted to do there was talk about boobs.