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bondiguy

Nov 9 2006, 12:58 AM

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 8 2006, 06:23 PM)

Bondi tried to get a simpsons site going, but all they wanted to do there was talk about boobs.

Bob that is true.... I think I posted that joke a few months back

Bobaloo

Nov 9 2006, 03:18 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 9 2006, 12:58 AM)

Bob that is true.... I think I posted that joke a few months back

I remembered that, that's why I threw your name in my post. i was going to post a link to your post, but I was too lazy to search for it. Oh, well.

bondiguy

Nov 9 2006, 05:23 PM

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 9 2006, 03:18 PM)

I remembered that, that's why I threw your name in my post. i was going to post a link to your post, but I was too lazy to search for it. Oh, well.

Yeah I was going to do the same thing but laziness kicked in also

still funny the 2nd time around though

Hot mama

Nov 27 2006, 10:13 AM

QUOTE(DDmelons @ Jul 30 2006, 06:31 PM)

Ok I will post the 1st one. Come on sexy ladies lets see the sex you pic's

mmmmm love that toy i have a purple one!!!!!!!!!!!!

juicyboobs

Nov 28 2006, 11:13 AM

QUOTE(Hot mama @ Nov 27 2006, 10:13 AM)

mmmmm love that toy i have a purple one!!!!!!!!!!!!

mama ignore the boys fighting and show us the pics......

ddd35

Nov 28 2006, 02:46 PM

QUOTE(juicyboobs @ Nov 28 2006, 11:13 AM)

mama ignore the boys fighting and show us the pics......

yes please do

evade20

Nov 30 2006, 07:08 AM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 7 2006, 04:16 PM)

If I tried to hunt down everyone who blatantly stole my material I'd be busier than George W Bush fighting the "war on terrorism".

Kill 'em all!

bondiguy

Dec 1 2006, 03:34 AM

QUOTE(evade20 @ Nov 30 2006, 07:08 AM)

Kill 'em all!

and let god sort em out?

paybarraman

Dec 1 2006, 07:37 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 1 2006, 02:34 AM)

and let god sort em out?

Spotted!!

ddd35

Dec 1 2006, 02:22 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 1 2006, 03:34 AM)

and let god sort em out?

AMEN !!!!!!!

bondiguy

Dec 1 2006, 05:02 PM

QUOTE(paybarraman @ Dec 1 2006, 07:37 AM)

Spotted!!

beating Gnappy to the punch?

I dip my hat to you sir

Gnappster

Dec 5 2006, 11:45 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 1 2006, 03:02 PM)

beating Gnappy to the punch?

I dip my hat to you sir

yeah I was asleep at the switch

ok, i wasn't asleep, i was drunk.

Bobaloo

Dec 5 2006, 01:29 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 5 2006, 11:45 AM)

yeah I was asleep at the switch
ok, i wasn't asleep, i was drunk.

I have nothing constructive to add to this thread

ddd35

Dec 5 2006, 03:13 PM

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 5 2006, 01:29 PM)

I have nothing constructive to add to this thread

AT least you admit it ....

summoner

Dec 5 2006, 03:51 PM

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 5 2006, 07:29 PM)

I have nothing constructive to add to this thread

well, I have

Gnappster

Dec 5 2006, 04:39 PM

QUOTE(summoner @ Dec 5 2006, 01:51 PM)

well, I have

after seeing that, I don't even remember what boba whats his face said

bondiguy

Dec 5 2006, 05:28 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 5 2006, 11:45 AM)

yeah I was asleep at the switch
ok, i wasn't asleep, i was drunk.

Spotted

evade20

Dec 5 2006, 05:45 PM

QUOTE(summoner @ Dec 5 2006, 03:51 PM)

well, I have

Definitely on topic

Bobaloo

Dec 5 2006, 07:03 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 5 2006, 04:39 PM)

after seeing that, I don't even remember what boba whats his face said

who said what??

ddd35

Dec 5 2006, 10:08 PM

QUOTE(summoner @ Dec 5 2006, 03:51 PM)

well, I have

yes you do and it looks like your having fun with it as well

bondiguy

Dec 6 2006, 01:15 AM

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 5 2006, 07:03 PM)

who said what??

rethguad ruoy ot esimorp a ekorb uoy

Gnappster

Dec 6 2006, 11:36 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 5 2006, 11:15 PM)

rethguad ruoy ot esimorp a ekorb uoy

think before you say each word

Bobaloo

Dec 6 2006, 01:28 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 6 2006, 11:36 AM)

think before you say each word

You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants. you made him cry, then I cried. Gnappy laughed. he's such a little tropper.

natalie

Dec 6 2006, 03:14 PM

Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!!

ddd35

Dec 6 2006, 03:23 PM

QUOTE(natalie @ Dec 6 2006, 03:14 PM)

Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!!

damn NAT way to get things back on topic ,,,

Gnappster

Dec 6 2006, 03:25 PM

QUOTE(natalie @ Dec 6 2006, 01:14 PM)

Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!!

I bet it gets him off even better.

ddd35

Dec 6 2006, 03:25 PM

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 6 2006, 01:28 PM)

You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants. you made him cry, then I cried. Gnappy laughed. he's such a little tropper.

I am completely lost , this is a good place for . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercy on your soul , and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it ..

Gnappster

Dec 6 2006, 03:29 PM

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 6 2006, 11:28 AM)

You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants. you made him cry, then I cried. Gnappy laughed. he's such a little tropper.

natalie

Dec 6 2006, 03:50 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 6 2006, 03:25 PM)

I bet it gets him off even better.

Well yes it does. Even if he just came, I make him cum again.

Bobaloo

Dec 6 2006, 03:58 PM

QUOTE(natalie @ Dec 6 2006, 03:50 PM)

Well yes it does. Even if he just came, I make him cum again.

does canada have any non bigamy laws? cuz I'd like to marry you, nat.

Bobaloo

Dec 6 2006, 03:59 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 6 2006, 03:25 PM)

I am completely lost , this is a good place for . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercer on your sole , and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it ..

Oh, great. I just stepped in mercer.

natalie

Dec 6 2006, 04:00 PM

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 6 2006, 03:58 PM)

does canada have any non bigamy laws? cuz I'd like to marry you, nat.

LOL Even if Numba and the country was fine with that what would your NEW wife say?

Bobaloo

Dec 6 2006, 04:07 PM

QUOTE(natalie @ Dec 6 2006, 04:00 PM)

LOL Even if Numba and the country was fine with that what would your NEW wife say?

I wouldn't tell her till after you and I were married and she and I made the move to canada. Then I'm sure once she saw you and made out with you for a little bit while you and I were getting it one, she wouldn't really have a problem with it at all.

I hope!

Gnappster

Dec 6 2006, 04:15 PM

QUOTE(natalie @ Dec 6 2006, 01:50 PM)

Well yes it does. Even if he just came, I make him cum again.

tough but fair!

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 6 2006, 01:59 PM)

Oh, great. I just stepped in mercer.

hahahahah that's priceless.

Bobaloo

Dec 6 2006, 04:19 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 6 2006, 04:15 PM)

hahahahah that's priceless.

Thanks for noticing

hott1976

Dec 6 2006, 07:08 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 6 2006, 03:25 PM)

I am completely lost , this is a good place for . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercer on your sole , and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it ..

It's SOUL by the way.

Bobaloo

Dec 6 2006, 07:17 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 6 2006, 03:25 PM)

I am completely lost , this is a good place for . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercer on your sole , and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it ..

QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 6 2006, 07:08 PM)

It's SOUL by the way.

Well, as long as we're correcting him:

it's soul, not sole
it's mercy, not mercer
it's a lot, not allot
and it's gist, not just.

however, without your quick misguided fingers, I never would have been able to post my I just stepped in mercer joke, and that would have prevented me from brightening up everyone's day.

Bobaloo

Dec 6 2006, 07:17 PM

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 6 2006, 07:17 PM)

Well, as long as we're correcting him:

it's soul, not sole
it's mercy, not mercer
it's a lot, not allot
and it's gist, not just.

however, without your quick misguided fingers, I never would have been able to post my I just stepped in mercer joke, and that would have prevented me from brightening up everyone's day.

there's a junior high joke in here somewhere, I just thought of it too late.

SandyMermaid

Dec 6 2006, 08:28 PM

QUOTE(cassie @ Jun 15 2006, 02:38 PM)

i want to know and see if possible all the different things any of you have used to masterbate other then the normal dildo, this could also help with new ideas for other people......

ill go first (and ill put pictures up as soon as someone tells me how)
-ice cream scooper
-drum stick
-fingers
-carrot
-candle stick
-beer bottle
-shower head
-tabacco pipe
-brush handle

well thats a start so lets hear it what are you naughty girls and guys using to play with those HOT bodies

I've tried:
-Cucumbers (given, who hasn't)
-maglight
-butternut squash
-popsicle (Brrr)
-Collin's glass

I am still thinking...

evade20

Dec 6 2006, 10:18 PM

QUOTE(SandyMermaid @ Dec 6 2006, 08:28 PM)

I've tried:
--maglight
-
I am still thinking...

bondiguy

Dec 7 2006, 02:47 AM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 6 2006, 11:36 AM)

think before you say each word

I am astounded you got that one... literally stunned!

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 6 2006, 01:28 PM)

You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants. you made him cry, then I cried. Gnappy laughed. he's such a little tropper.

well played

QUOTE(natalie @ Dec 6 2006, 03:14 PM)

Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!!

I cant believe Gnappy didn't say this.... PICS?!?

ddd35

Dec 7 2006, 08:13 AM

QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 6 2006, 07:08 PM)

It's SOUL by the way.

Thank you , for my grammer lesson

now lets see some tits

Gnappster

Dec 7 2006, 11:38 AM

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 6 2006, 05:17 PM)

Well, as long as we're correcting him:

it's soul, not sole
it's mercy, not mercer
it's a lot, not allot
and it's gist, not just.

however, without your quick misguided fingers, I never would have been able to post my I just stepped in mercer joke, and that would have prevented me from brightening up everyone's day.

damn, beat me to it.

QUOTE(SandyMermaid @ Dec 6 2006, 06:28 PM)

I've tried:
-Cucumbers (given, who hasn't)
-maglight
-butternut squash
-popsicle (Brrr)
-Collin's glass

I am still thinking...

PICS?!

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 7 2006, 12:47 AM)

I am astounded you got that one... literally stunned!

well played
I cant believe Gnappy didn't say this.... PICS?!?

I have my rare moments.

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 7 2006, 06:13 AM)

Thank you , for my grammer lesson

now lets see some tits

Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr.

And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits.

Bobaloo

Dec 7 2006, 12:43 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 7 2006, 11:38 AM)

damn, beat me to it.
PICS?!

I have my rare moments.
Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr.

And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits.

Had you not made it here before me, I would have posted the exact same thing.

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 7 2006, 11:38 AM)

damn, beat me to it.
PICS?!

I have my rare moments.
Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr.

And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits.

don't you mean rear moments?

Sorry, it's a little dead in here and I needed to squeeze in a burn before I got back to work.

ddd35

Dec 7 2006, 02:43 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 7 2006, 11:38 AM)

damn, beat me to it.
PICS?!

I have my rare moments.
Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr.

And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits.

I will use the same lame excuse as the rest , I smoked to much , or I drank to much , LOL But thanks , and yes LEts get back to the regular scheduled show and SEE TITS

bondiguy

Dec 7 2006, 05:43 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 7 2006, 11:38 AM)

I have my rare moments.

Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr.

And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits.

However rare they are!

Stick it to the man!

ddd35

Dec 8 2006, 07:49 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 7 2006, 05:43 PM)

Stick it to the man!

please dont I really came here to see boobs !!!!!

bondiguy

Dec 8 2006, 06:08 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 8 2006, 07:49 AM)

please dont I really came here to see boobs !!!!!

Is that your code name for the cocks of RMM thread?

ddd35

Dec 10 2006, 02:08 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 8 2006, 06:08 PM)

Is that your code name for the cocks of RMM thread?

LOL pot , Kettle

JustBreathe

Dec 30 2006, 09:42 PM

I used to manage a sex shop when I was living back home in Toronto so I had a pretty nice collection. Many have gone and many have come (lol... I'm witty).

I've managed to break 3... I guess I was just having too much fun. Actually, one of them I got really mad at my at the time boyfriend and bit the head off of my toy.

I've also been so exhausted where I decided to just put my toy on a very powerful vibrate and work my muscles so my hands wouldn't have to do any work... just lean back and relax... I relaxed so much that I ended up falling asleep... but woke up like 6 hours later later and was dripping wet... trying to figure out what the hell was going on, I move my body to get off the bed and I had this intense orgasm... I squirted a good 3 feet easily.

A few weeks ago, my boyfriend had one of his friends over and it was getting late (I had to get up the next day at like 6am)... so I went to bed... but I couldn't sleep... so I decided to go to town, only I reach down to grab my toy and realize that the rechargeable batteries are still in the charger in the living room... there was no way I was about to let the "moment" go to waste, so I had a fantastic time with my left hand...

You guys were right... doing it with the other hand IS like doing it with a stranger!! A wonderful, wonderful stranger