a little from column A1, a little from column A2, a little from column B1, and a little from column B2

That's still too technical, can you dumb it down a bit? 25% of my brain gets what your trying to say but the other 50% has no idea what your talking about.

Since when do you have a brain?

or


I would have though that among you and all the other closeups, you've only got about 1/100 of a brain to work with anyway.

It was a stretch but I'll pay that one

well, I did what I could with what I had

and that aint much .

much like 3d when he masturbates

Yeah, right. 3d is so repulsive he can't even turn himself on.

That's why there's no mirrors at his home

Ouch!!

In other news... I'm pretty sure I'd be a stripper if I didn't have a boyfriend or any relatives.

I'm all eyes....

Would it make a difference if I told you I know a hitman?

Don't let them get in the way of your ambitions. Just tell your boyfriend one of the advantages of dating a stripper is he'll get into the club for free. He won't, of course, but by then it'll be too late.

He'd probably get dumped out back by the bouncers...

That can be arranged

Anything to see you regularly nekkid!

1. I love my boyfriend and family
2. I don't think the "Hey! You could get in free" bit would work on my grandmother
3. I tend to overthink things

and

4. We can still pretend?? I have a lamp in my room that could substitute for a poll... we'll have stripper parties the first Wednesday of every month?

Vids?

Will you settle for a picture?

From you?....of course!

wow baby, nice pics always look amazing

NOw that is one hell of an idea. can't wait till next wednesday. Now if you'll just give me your address so I can meet you there.


um, yeah, like we'd be "settling." Heck, I'm ready to beg!!!



Holy freakin' moly. My chin hurts now cuz my jaw just totally hit the floor. you are one sexy lady, baby.

I thought you got the memo?? We're holding the party at your house...

damn you bob you lucky fuck lol how could you miss a memo like that lol

Don't worry!! We rotate houses every month

so that mean mine will be next month after bob's?

Well put everyone's name in a hat and draw?? You can put your name in 20 times though... I won't tell

sweet deal, i might sneak in more than 20 though lol

Well.... I guess that's ok. Maybe we can take 3Ds name out to make more room?

seems fair lol

Thanks, Gorgeous baby...... That is the best advertisement that VS ever had!

Sweet. that'll be perfect cuz I have that stripper pole in the basement near the handcuffs attached to the wall. It'll be a great time. I'll just be staring out the window till you arrive.


I was busy looking at naked women on this really cool Website called rate my melons.


He wouldn't be able to attend anyway. That's the same night his "club" holds their monthly meeting at the Blue Oyster.

Haha yeah, I do buy a LOT of stuff from work. I'm impressed you noticed, the bra and the panties are both from VS



Umm... just to clarify we're holding a party not a kidnapping, correct?? Good move though with the handcuffs... just in case 3D shows up we can lock him in your basement and run.

BAM!

oh, um, yeah. You're right. Sometimes I get a little carried away. I'll install the handcuffs in my neighbor's garage then... we'll keep 3d there.

Ok, sounds good! Maybe we should throw BigandFirm in there so 3D doesn't get lonely?

Just 3d's type of Place*.







* It never gets old.

It all makes sense now!

Gnappster told me that 3d is a regular there...

I thought everyone knew that. I mean, he does PM invites to pretty much the whole board.

Apparently not us lady folk!!

Fortunately for you!

Don,t laugh, but the Blue Oyster was the name of the bar/club where I did a strip show for a dare. I was well and truly "gone" at the time. but I do remember being asked if I,d do a "Private" show for a few so called "high rollers".

well I never thought we would see this again .. but Like the president on Iraq I was mistaken ... great pics there Baby ..

I'd queue up for that show, Morse.

Please tell me the one day I dont log in I miss a baby pic???

yes you did But Im sure there saved ...

Um, okay. The one day you don't log in you miss a baby pic.

and that, gentlemen, is how you make a girl laugh WITHOUT pulling your pants down.

I mean, um, nevermind