I'll jump on anything you want me to, till the time my expenses are covered by someone else

Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts!

dang, and that was only the first word.

Hard eh?

I know ..... sorry.... but I like to be on top and will use it wherever I can

fuck me backwards! you look damn hot in that

WOW you look even better with clothes on

wow care to go for a dip ?

Gracias!!!!

lol.... yes, for you I will swim in your bath tub if need be!

unbelievable

What about for me?

Im fragile!



Feel free to take advantage of me anytime you need



you want the strap on treatment?

In a good way right ..

thanks

You started this thread so I owe you my life, my house, my money and virginity

I know ur lying about the last one but still...........

lol... you think?

But I do have a virgin @$$

Stop it! I am too hungover for this level of tease right now!

Perfect time to tease a man who is so far away.

I also give amazing
I have been told on numerous ocassions by many different men

no it's akin to torture! haha

Oh and I know u can tease better than that!

I think I know what I need to do to ease that pain

and what would that be???

Can't be posted here

it must be good?

or

You'll have to tell me what reaction you had to my picture in which I am doing something really gross

what am i in for?

post away!

You sound really clean and goodie two shoes, I don't think this will be good

haha wow u dont know me at all?

That's what you come across.. what is the real you?

i am an enigma wrapped in a riddle! I am many faces on many bodies...

woah.... you are something

I am me....

I am equal parts of all things good and evil... i can assure u nothing u do or say will shock me

haha.. that's what my neighbour said and now he doesn't even make eye contact with me

ur neighbour isn't me

He writes poems too. One thing in common.

Are u dancing around the issue here?

I am intrigued. I wanna know what u have that you think will shock me?

Bunni, you don't amass 13,000 posts without seeing and hearing just about everything possible. This site used to be a lot more X-rated than it is now. It's more of a PG-13 website lately.

I dance naked when I do bust a move

I am sure you are intrigued that's because I am intriguing.

well are u gonna spill the beans or will i continue to piss into the wind?

I love golden showers... piss on

Ok make sure u stand upwind!

is that ur devastating admission?

Admission....

yeah Bondi you can find me on pissmops.com

*heads to pissmops.com*

You have to pay a small fee. Have your credit card ready

Can it be my neighbours?

I do not know. I am not the one accepting payments there dumbass

Im in...

How will i know it's you?

Pay for porn? Like Bondi said about a year ago, "Show me someone who pays for porn, and I'll show you someone who isn't trying hard enough." Or something like that.

Drink some more fucker then this will make sense

Paying for porn is like paying for a parking spot. Why pay when if you look hard enough, you can get it for free!

thats my problem, im sober

Im a dull boy bunni, spell it out for me!