I don't expect you to lay down for me (at least not until after I win).

hmm, let's do it!
although that "vagina" part may pose a problem.
we'll just use yours!

oh no just meant that if you were still around i wouldnt have been able to tear myself away and not made it.

I've been conned into co-running a jam night at a local pub so supplying a bass guitar and amp and me and a mate are trying to get about an hour worth of songs down in case no one turns up and need to fill in a lot

She's waiting

That is all.

I know, I know

Do you write your own material or are you a cover band?

Tip - It always helps to be popular if you can somehow add a hottie and install a pole on stage when you perform ( do you watch Jerry Springer uncensored version)

Do I ever!

Not quite

I would tie him and leave him in my basement for days without any food or water.

That's pretty good...

Did you watch his Christmas special? You know what I am talking about

Only covers at the moment, although I am looking for a band to write some stuff with but will see how goes. and hotties on stage would be a massive benefit, not sure how easy it would be to arrange though

I am available and free. Just come with a big baggage of emotional and sexual needs. More emotional

no, but I'm betting it included nudity, profanity, violence and deprevity.

Check mark, check mark, check mark.

It also has a midget elf, a smashed santa and 2 hot santa's B.. one of em has a humongous behind in case you're an ass man as well.

sounds like my work xmas party.

I guess we'd have to amend the rules a bit before we started LOL.

Pics please

Wow, this thread isn't even a month old and it's already 23 pages. Glad I started it.

So are we going to play nice?

Of course. We can still be competitive and nice, can't we?

you first

Yeah I have been told before, to think before I speak.

Then this would still be on page 4 or something like that

I'm glad you are open and candid. Makes it more fun around here.

I am sweetheart, it's YOU who needs to work on being nice

there's no need for that inner monologue.

I want to touch your boobs.

I'm always nice.

You can't just chat with me, you got to see me naked to have fun?




No problem.. pic will be posted soon

Naked pics will be PM'd soon

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but it sure helps

Woohoo!!

lol..... lol...lol

With clothes on

The club I went to for my birthday had a fire breathing dwarf

You wear clothes?

Looks amazing, nonetheless.

when it those types of clothes and that type of body then a BIG yes!!!!


now that's something the whole family can enjoy

btw, I like your tshirt. you're right, those don't need a a logo

Hot DAYAM!! great pic, and i need to be going out now, you keep doing this to me

Yeah I didn't want you fools to think I don't have a wardrobe.

The clothes are still small though

They look like they fit perfectly

You do look very closely... creep

Ok boys. I had fun chatting with you all.

Have to go now and do my wifely duties.... cook dinner and

Lucky hubby!

can you blame me??

Bunni now that you have me all hard and horny the least you can do is find a way to convince my wife that sucking my cock is indeed part of her wifely duties too. I tried it once but all I got was a black eye

One question bunni did u delete your pics from your profile? only your new one u posted is showing for me.... upsetting if u did as you are one damn fine lady

They've been down for a week or so.

Holy shit, your thread is awfully crowded with cocks!!!

How are ya, girl?

chickie

Wow alotta reading since my last post and the site isn't letting me multi quote

Bunni - you are becoming a board whore through and through
Gnappy - Almost forgot about the cuss word thread.... fucktard!



DAMN that's sexy!!!!!!!

Glad I have a title here.
Whore is fucking fab....