why dont you give us the cliff notes version or the king james condensed version hun ..

Maybe it will be easier to finish the story if you picture the men reading your story, growing hard as they imagine you, erections emerging from confinement, hands stroking, all because of the inspiration that you have provided.

you make Bondi and Gnappy and Bobaloo sound really dirty and perverted when you put it that way .. which makes sense

go check out my top melons thread then come back and imagine. LOL

benn there done that

Time could be used more constructively with a camera haha



BAM!

I think it's already established that I'm dirty and perverted.

you forgot gay ?

Actually, I think you're about the only one here who would even think to put it that way.

ya know its just a good thing for you the other 2 stooges bail ya out your wit is really off these days , either that or evade stole your password .. and besides if ya go back thru some of the stuff you missed while you were grounded youd find a couple of the ladies said the gay thing first i just repeated what i read ....

Uruguay. hehehehe

I'm glad I'm not from that place.

POT/Kettle!



Im from Rand McNally originally

I visted that place once.

Were pppl wearing hats on their feet?

and did hamburgers eat people?

Thats the way they roll down in Rand McNally

Oh.
I was thinking of myself.

I think of myself when I masturbate.

I mean, um, nevermind

I have to stand over there now

[SIZE=7][FONT=Geneva][COLOR=red]WOW[COLOR=red][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]

I started at the beginning and learned all sorts of interesting information.
Like
that you are a teacher.
You don't like the word boobies to describe your delightful breasts.
And you play soccer.
But the pics on the early pages seemed to be missing.
So, I decided to start w/ the last pages.
That immediately produced this reaction.

Oh, I said that already.
I had gone through a lot of your pics on the ratings board. You got all top ratings from me.
So now, I'm back
I've been imagining
what happens next?

That way, you can fantasize about someone who loves you.

I never claimed to have any WIT just allot of sarcasim .

bingo

is sarcasim like sarcasm? Im not too sure

a lot...that's how you spell it

That's disturbing but it reminds me of a funny Conan O'Brian bit where Max Weinberg released a new video of Max having sex with Max. They showed a preview of Max making love to himself, cutting back and forth between him playing the "thruster"and "thrustee" Disturbing? Yes. Hilarious? Of course.






It's pretty much the same but without the humour.

Again your learning

well that makes a world of sense

aRE you sure better google it !

There are 3,500,000,000 google hits for "it."

UMMM thats good to know ... NOT

Pt a "t"in front of it and it jumps to 7,500,000,000 .

Now that is exciting ...

put a U in the middle of "pt" and it makes more sense.


but you post was funny nonetheless.

I just found this and had to slap it up somewhere where it would be appropriate.

put only got 750,000,000 hits

I just googled google and got 944,000,000 hits


hotbot-ing google yields only 230,340,000 hits

I googled hotbot at google.ca and got 11,000,000 hits and then googled it at google.com and got 10,800,000. I think we have a conspiracy on our hands

We are the biggest nerds around.

Don't be so sure. Google tells me there are 21,900,000 out there.

That's quite a titillating exhibitionism story, but the ending needs some work.

You said titillating.

Phew! we're not alone

I'm sure you could help me out with a happy ending

is there any other kind??

When I was running every day I used to get massages on a pretty regular basis. My massuse was about 22 and really hot. She lived in the same apartment building as me. She always had a new car, nice clothes, plenty of spending money. I would always acuse her of offering some of her clients a "happy ending" but she'd deny it. I still to this day think she was.