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tera
Come on, odds are if you are posting on this site girls you've got a good story or two. I sure even the guys have some as well.
My hubby started me off with exposing myself a little here and there, bending over with a low cut top, no panties and giving a peek to all out nude and getting seen. Even sex in public places! Now i'm into it and it gives me such a rush to watch a guys eyes light-up when he sees something he wasn't expecting to. So come on and tell me some of your stories so I can use your ideas to keep it exciting.
I start: The reason I came up with starting a thread came to me today. I was coming home driving into my neighborhood and saw the meterman reading meters at the entrance so I assumed he hadn't gotten to my street yet and if I got set-up in time I could give him a show.
I noticed during the summer he had to come into our backyard to read our meter and that is when I got the idea to have a little fun.
I'm in south florida and it's right a 80 degrees to day so perfect time to set-up my plan. I got home and rushed through the house and got my lawnchair, a bottled water, sprayer filled with water and my walkman. Set-up my chair a few feet from the meter[ good thing we have a privacy fence although one of our neighbors, he has seen me plenty of times] put on my walkman and sunglasses and got completely nude. The water sprayer I keep in the shade so the water is cool when I spray myself, it keeps the nips alert!
After what seemed like forever but only 30 min or so I could see him through the cracks in the fence approaching the gate. I played as if I was oblivious to anything with my radio on and my eyes closed [ but not all the way, I wanted to see his reaction]. He peeked over the fence [probably looking for dogs] and got an eye full, I was facing him and he just got a full beaver. He didn't stop looking right away and I didn't let on I knew he was there at first. After a few seconds I sat up to get a drink and pulled my radio off, he must of heard my radio because he announced he was there to check my meter. I giggled a second and told him to come on back, once he opened the fence I was sitting there in all my glory smiling at him and told him he had probably already seen me anyways. He was a bit startled but admitted he always peeks over to look for dogs when he has to go into backyards. The ice was broken and he proceeded to shut the gate behind him and walk on up to me to read the meter. I asked him if this has ever happen to him before and he said most girls cover-up once he announces he there. I said what is the use if he has already checked me out, he turned towards me with a grin and said "oh I did". I told him I hoped he liked what he saw and it made his day as he turned to leave, he turned back around and came right up to my chair and said his name was Ron and this is a day he would not soon forget. He wished me happy new year and left but not before turning on more time to get another look!
I had to get this thread started right away while the events were so fresh in my mind. Now hubby needs to get home, i've got some excitement to work off!
bondiguy
Great story....

shit like that never happens to me! blink.gif
COMEDYMAN
Now im checking to see if there are any openings at the Pembrook Pines utility company biggrin.gif
hott1976
i love this story to....
it sounds exciting but not sure if i could go through with that in my neck of the woods. Who knows what might be checkin the meters round' here.........
bondiguy
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Dec 29 2006, 05:51 PM)
Now im checking to see if there are any openings at the Pembrook Pines utility company biggrin.gif
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 29 2006, 05:54 PM)
i love this story to....
it sounds exciting but not sure if i could go through with that in my neck of the woods.  Who knows what might be checkin the meters round' here.........
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kathleen
I'm way too much of a chicken most of the time, but I do have one story. I've been to a few Mardi Gras in New Orleans and one year I had had more to drink than usual. We were out in the Quarter watching all the hot college babes earn their beads and with the alcohol and the atmosphere I kind of got caught up in the moment and discovered how much fun it is to get surprise reactions. Now contrary to popular opinion and the pics you've seen of the girls in skimpy outfits it's COLD in NO in February!!!! So I was wearing a big old frumpy sweatshirt when I decided to approach my first mark for a set of beads. Well I guess he decided there were too many hot young babes around to mess with an old frumpy woman like me and he just gave me the beads! What fun is that?!?!?!? Anyway despite my disappointment I tried a second time. The second guy told me I had to earn them probably figuring he would humor the old broad and get back to the real action shortly. Well when I flashed him his jaw literally dropped and his eyes got huge. As I was pulling my sweatshirt back down he remembered his camera and got a nice shot of me laughing in my frumpy sweatshirt. It was really comical watching him desperatly fumble with his camera and then see the disappointment when he was too late. Kind of reminded me of when you see a guy looking at a girl as he walks into a pole. Anyway, now the shoe was on the other foot and he was offering me any beads I wanted for another flash just so he could get a pic. I played the game for a while telling him I got the beads and he had his chance and besides he didn't have any other beads I wanted. After a few minutes I gave him his picture. This scene played out a number of times that day. I had a blast watching the surprised reactions and camera fumbles from all the guys who had such minimal expectations. Then listening to the reasons they had to have a pic and negotiating the second deal was a ton of fun - not to mention a real turn on! I think this ended up being way more fun than if I had just had on a skimpy, sexy top where the guys would have been pestering me! May have to try it again some year! smile.gif
tera
Great story Kathleen, thanks for contributing!


There has to be more stories out there, come on people!
Dano
QUOTE(tera @ Dec 31 2006, 01:19 AM)
Great story Kathleen, thanks for contributing!
There has to be more stories out there, come on people!
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Ohhhhh Id love to come read your meter...sexy Tera 2thumbs.gif
Dano
QUOTE(kathleen @ Dec 30 2006, 02:45 PM)
I'm way too much of a chicken most of the time, but I do have one story.  I've been to a few Mardi Gras in New Orleans and one year I had had more to drink than usual.  We were out in the Quarter watching all the hot college babes earn their beads and with the alcohol and the atmosphere I kind of got caught up in the moment and discovered how much fun it is to get surprise reactions.  Now contrary to popular opinion and the pics you've seen of the girls in skimpy outfits it's COLD in NO in February!!!!  So I was wearing a big old frumpy sweatshirt when I decided to approach my first mark for a set of beads.  Well I guess he decided there were too many hot young babes around to mess with an old frumpy woman like me and he just gave me the beads!  What fun is that?!?!?!?  Anyway despite my disappointment I tried a second time.  The second guy told me I had to earn them probably figuring he would humor the old broad and get back to the real action shortly.  Well when I flashed him his jaw literally dropped and his eyes got huge.  As I was pulling my sweatshirt back down he remembered his camera and got a nice shot of me laughing in my frumpy sweatshirt.  It was really comical watching him desperatly fumble with his camera and then see the disappointment when he was too late.  Kind of reminded me of when you see a guy looking at a girl as he walks into a pole.  Anyway, now the shoe was on the other foot and he was offering me any beads I wanted for another flash just so he could get a pic.  I played the game for a while telling him I got the beads and he had his chance and besides he didn't have any other beads I wanted.  After a few minutes I gave him his picture.  This scene played out a number of times that day.  I had a blast watching the surprised reactions and camera fumbles from all the guys who had such minimal expectations.  Then listening to the reasons they had to have a pic and negotiating the second deal was a ton of fun - not to mention a real turn on!  I think this ended up being way more fun than if I had just had on a skimpy, sexy top where the guys would have been pestering me!  May have to try it again some year!   smile.gif
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great Story sexy Kath.....id love a flash.....got some pearl beeds for your sexy tits. 2thumbs.gif
tera
[attachmentid=34328]I'm surprised you girls haven't given more stories, don't tell me that Kathleen and I am the only girls on this site who has shown a little [ or alot ] in public!
This was my outfit I wore lastnight when we went to one of our favorite clubs. I started out with a bra and panties under it but after a few drinks they ended up in my purse. Needless to say, we got plenty of attn lastnight!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
TERA
hott1976
i do have a story...
not sure if it fits in here but worth a try.

A long time ago (probably my sophmore year) in college i decided to take a road trip with my boyfriend at the time to go pick up one of his friends from Brown University somewhere up north.
My car was small but would make it all the way up there so we decided to take it. It was a jeep. We are driving up and of course i was gettin a little anxious cause it seemed like a very long long road trip to go pick this guy and all his college stuff up, so i decided why not relieve myself and do a little playing. I was not the driver so i managed to pull down my pants, recline the seat and move my panties over to the side. I wanted to really excite the driver (who was my bf). We are driving on some major highway and i'm totally squirming and playing and when i look over he is checkin me out and has a nice firm grip on his cock. He was very hard and i could tell that instantly even if he was wearing jeans. He managed to convince me to pull my panties down to my knees and i did...at this point driving was not safe. smile.gif He put his fingers inside me to feel how wet i was and i hadn't even begun to work very hard. I think it was just the mere thougth of being so turned on and turning him on to the point where he couldn't really do anything about it. I would say it was dusk..not dark but not sunny. His fingers were wet and then he rubbed them on my lips (my mouth...for clarification purposes)...which was completely sexy. To make this long story a bit shorter, a few big rigs drove by and caught a glipse of what was going on (as the car was not driving in a straight path). I ended up pleasuring myself with some squirming and squealing.... a bit more happened once we picked up the friend from brown univ. I have to admit..the friend was hot as hell.
To Be Continued................
cycleguy
Damn, how long are you going to keep us drooling on this one?
hott1976
I do have the rest of the story....i just want the anticipation to get you all! The rest was good to. smile.gif
evade20
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 1 2007, 01:44 PM)
I do have the rest of the story....i just want the anticipation to get you all!  The rest was good to.  smile.gif
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tera
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 1 2007, 12:44 PM)
I do have the rest of the story....i just want the anticipation to get you all!  The rest was good to.  smile.gif
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Can't wait to read the conclusion, I bet it'll be good!
Dano
QUOTE(tera @ Jan 1 2007, 09:55 PM)
Can't wait to read the conclusion, I bet it'll be good!
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bondiguy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 1 2007, 01:10 PM)
i do have a story... 
not sure if it fits in here but worth a try.

A long time ago (probably my sophmore year) in college i decided to take a road trip with my boyfriend at the time to go pick up one of his friends from Brown University somewhere up north. 
My car was small but would make it all the way up there so we decided to take it.  It was a jeep.  We are driving up and of course i was gettin a little anxious cause it seemed like a very long long road trip to go pick this guy and all his college stuff up, so i decided why not relieve myself and do a little playing.  I was not the driver so i managed to pull down my pants, recline the seat and move my panties over to the side.  I wanted to really excite the driver (who was my bf).  We are driving on some major highway and i'm totally squirming and playing and when i look over he is checkin me out and has a nice firm grip on his cock.  He was very hard and i could tell that instantly even if he was wearing jeans.  He managed to convince me to pull my panties down to my knees and i did...at this point driving was not safe.  smile.gif  He put his fingers inside me to feel how wet i was and i hadn't even begun to work very hard.  I think it was just the mere thougth of being so turned on and turning him on to the point where he couldn't really do anything about it.  I would say it was dusk..not dark but not sunny.  His fingers were wet and then he rubbed them on my lips (my mouth...for clarification purposes)...which was completely sexy.  To make this long story a bit shorter, a few big rigs drove by and caught a glipse of what was going on (as the car was not driving in a straight path).  I ended up pleasuring myself with some squirming and squealing.... a bit more happened once we picked up the friend from brown univ.  I have to admit..the friend was hot as hell. 
To Be Continued................
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ddd35
waiting patiently , just like we did for the girl girl pics huns !!!!!
hott1976
girl girl pics are something i don't have unfortunetly. Not to say i have never experienced it though. I can't wait to tell that story. smile.gif
josh22
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 3 2007, 06:46 PM)
girl girl pics are something i don't have unfortunetly.  Not to say i have never experienced it though.  I can't wait to tell that story.  smile.gif
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well wait for it
LikesThemAll
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 1 2007, 01:10 PM)
i do have a story... 
not sure if it fits in here but worth a try.

A long time ago (probably my sophmore year) in college i decided to take a road trip with my boyfriend at the time to go pick up one of his friends from Brown University somewhere up north. 
My car was small but would make it all the way up there so we decided to take it.  It was a jeep.  We are driving up and of course i was gettin a little anxious cause it seemed like a very long long road trip to go pick this guy and all his college stuff up, so i decided why not relieve myself and do a little playing.  I was not the driver so i managed to pull down my pants, recline the seat and move my panties over to the side.  I wanted to really excite the driver (who was my bf).  We are driving on some major highway and i'm totally squirming and playing and when i look over he is checkin me out and has a nice firm grip on his cock.  He was very hard and i could tell that instantly even if he was wearing jeans.  He managed to convince me to pull my panties down to my knees and i did...at this point driving was not safe.  smile.gif  He put his fingers inside me to feel how wet i was and i hadn't even begun to work very hard.  I think it was just the mere thougth of being so turned on and turning him on to the point where he couldn't really do anything about it.  I would say it was dusk..not dark but not sunny.  His fingers were wet and then he rubbed them on my lips (my mouth...for clarification purposes)...which was completely sexy.  To make this long story a bit shorter, a few big rigs drove by and caught a glipse of what was going on (as the car was not driving in a straight path).  I ended up pleasuring myself with some squirming and squealing.... a bit more happened once we picked up the friend from brown univ.  I have to admit..the friend was hot as hell. 
To Be Continued................
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hott1976
yeah well i try...
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ddd35
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 3 2007, 08:07 PM)
yeah well i try...
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bondiguy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 3 2007, 08:07 PM)
yeah well i try...
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So when is installment 2 hitting PC screens?
evade20
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 4 2007, 01:06 AM)
So when is installment 2 hitting PC screens?
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ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 4 2007, 01:06 AM)
So when is installment 2 hitting PC screens?
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I hope she does it soon .. 2thumbs.gif
Lynette
Most of you guys already know how much of an exhibitionist I am. I've got a few stories, but I'm afraid to relay the for fear there are some here that would not believe them.
cycleguy
Who cares if anyone believes them. Isn't that their problem?
LikesThemAll
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 6 2007, 05:39 PM)
Most of you guys already know how much of an exhibitionist I am. I've got a few stories, but I'm afraid to relay the for fear there are some here that would not believe them.
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could whisper it into my ear... love-smiley-052.gif
tera
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 6 2007, 04:39 PM)
Most of you guys already know how much of an exhibitionist I am. I've got a few stories, but I'm afraid to relay the for fear there are some here that would not believe them.
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Come on Lynette, don't worry about that,,, Spill the beans!
hott1976
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 4 2007, 01:06 AM)
So when is installment 2 hitting PC screens?
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I need some time when i'm on here and i feel like writing. Usually i'm only on to add a few comments. Tomorrow for sure. smile.gif That's monday to us bondi baby. smilio12.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 7 2007, 06:25 PM)
I need some time when i'm on here and i feel like writing.  Usually i'm only on to add a few comments.  Tomorrow for sure.  smile.gif  That's monday to us bondi baby.   smilio12.gif
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So Tuesday for me grinning-smiley-003.gif
hott1976
actually i was sitting a few seats over from him at the bar.... i'm chattin it up with a girlfriend of mine and he leaned over to the bartender as i was ordering a beer and said it's on me...then he looked over at me and said...i love your mannerisms. I guess he had been watching me or something.


eeew.
hott1976
[quote=hott1976,Jan 1 2007, 01:10 PM]
i do have a story...
not sure if it fits in here but worth a try.

A long time ago (probably my sophmore year) in college i decided to take a road trip with my boyfriend at the time to go pick up one of his friends from Brown University somewhere up north.
My car was small but would make it all the way up there so we decided to take it. It was a jeep. We are driving up and of course i was gettin a little anxious cause it seemed like a very long long road trip to go pick this guy and all his college stuff up, so i decided why not relieve myself and do a little playing. I was not the driver so i managed to pull down my pants, recline the seat and move my panties over to the side. I wanted to really excite the driver (who was my bf). We are driving on some major highway and i'm totally squirming and playing and when i look over he is checkin me out and has a nice firm grip on his cock. He was very hard and i could tell that instantly even if he was wearing jeans. He managed to convince me to pull my panties down to my knees and i did...at this point driving was not safe. smile.gif He put his fingers inside me to feel how wet i was and i hadn't even begun to work very hard. I think it was just the mere thougth of being so turned on and turning him on to the point where he couldn't really do anything about it. I would say it was dusk..not dark but not sunny. His fingers were wet and then he rubbed them on my lips (my mouth...for clarification purposes)...which was completely sexy. To make this long story a bit shorter, a few big rigs drove by and caught a glipse of what was going on (as the car was not driving in a straight path). I ended up pleasuring myself with some squirming and squealing.... a bit more happened once we picked up the friend from brown univ. I have to admit..the friend was hot as hell.
To Be Continued................



Ok...so we get to the university. We travel here and there looking for his dorm. I wasn't so excited about this part as it was getting a tad bit late.... we got there around 11 and i knew the three of us were going to try to mash everything into my little jeep. That meant a little work. We got to his dorm room and of course had a few beers. When i first walked in and was introduced i felt my mouth hit the floor grinning-smiley-003.gif this guy was so damn hot i wasn't sure how i was going to flirt with him without anyone really being able to tell....mainly my bf. ohmy.gif
Needless to say i was able to do it without words....or at least i caught his eye a few times. I had to been down and bend over and i was wearing jeans so my ass was looking good and the thong (panties) was just hanging out of the top. I think i may even have caught a glimpse of my boyfriend pointing it out to him, you know like the "hey man, i hit that" kind of deal. I was totally digging the eyes on me from him anyway, and no disrespect to the bf. If i could i would have my way with both of them. I think maybe one watching the other working...i had not yet had a mmf thing go on. I also noticed that he was trying to catch a glimpse down the shirt as i was wearing a v-neck. I think they both were diggin me and i was working my butt of trying to get the boxes out and furniture out. We managed to get everything crammed in there....so we all were out in the car. We packed him in the backseat to and put more stuff on his lap. My bf was driving the car and i hopped in the front passenger side seat... he was sitting behind me. At this point i would have to say it's close to 1:00 and pitch black. We start heading back to PA.... I turned around and asked if he was at least ok back there cause i knew it was going to be an uncomfortalbe ride and then asked if he needed anything (assuming a drink or anything else before we got on the interstate) He winked........
i almost fell out of my seat. wink.gif I knew that was my cue. I leaned over and kissed my bf on the neck and said i didn't need anything either, i didn't want to him to become curious of my behavior as i hadn't been so "lovey' for sake of a better word the whole time we were around this cat.
Were off...........

TBC laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
UncleBuck
[quote=hott1976,Jan 8 2007, 07:56 PM]
[quote=hott1976,Jan 1 2007, 01:10 PM]
i do have a story...
not sure if it fits in here but worth a try.

A long time ago (probably my sophmore year) in college i decided to take a road trip with my boyfriend at the time to go pick up one of his friends from Brown University somewhere up north.
My car was small but would make it all the way up there so we decided to take it. It was a jeep. We are driving up and of course i was gettin a little anxious cause it seemed like a very long long road trip to go pick this guy and all his college stuff up, so i decided why not relieve myself and do a little playing. I was not the driver so i managed to pull down my pants, recline the seat and move my panties over to the side. I wanted to really excite the driver (who was my bf). We are driving on some major highway and i'm totally squirming and playing and when i look over he is checkin me out and has a nice firm grip on his cock. He was very hard and i could tell that instantly even if he was wearing jeans. He managed to convince me to pull my panties down to my knees and i did...at this point driving was not safe. smile.gif He put his fingers inside me to feel how wet i was and i hadn't even begun to work very hard. I think it was just the mere thougth of being so turned on and turning him on to the point where he couldn't really do anything about it. I would say it was dusk..not dark but not sunny. His fingers were wet and then he rubbed them on my lips (my mouth...for clarification purposes)...which was completely sexy. To make this long story a bit shorter, a few big rigs drove by and caught a glipse of what was going on (as the car was not driving in a straight path). I ended up pleasuring myself with some squirming and squealing.... a bit more happened once we picked up the friend from brown univ. I have to admit..the friend was hot as hell.
To Be Continued................
Ok...so we get to the university. We travel here and there looking for his dorm. I wasn't so excited about this part as it was getting a tad bit late.... we got there around 11 and i knew the three of us were going to try to mash everything into my little jeep. That meant a little work. We got to his dorm room and of course had a few beers. When i first walked in and was introduced i felt my mouth hit the floor grinning-smiley-003.gif this guy was so damn hot i wasn't sure how i was going to flirt with him without anyone really being able to tell....mainly my bf. ohmy.gif
Needless to say i was able to do it without words....or at least i caught his eye a few times. I had to been down and bend over and i was wearing jeans so my ass was looking good and the thong (panties) was just hanging out of the top. I think i may even have caught a glimpse of my boyfriend pointing it out to him, you know like the "hey man, i hit that" kind of deal. I was totally digging the eyes on me from him anyway, and no disrespect to the bf. If i could i would have my way with both of them. I think maybe one watching the other working...i had not yet had a mmf thing go on. I also noticed that he was trying to catch a glimpse down the shirt as i was wearing a v-neck. I think they both were diggin me and i was working my butt of trying to get the boxes out and furniture out. We managed to get everything crammed in there....so we all were out in the car. We packed him in the backseat to and put more stuff on his lap. My bf was driving the car and i hopped in the front passenger side seat... he was sitting behind me. At this point i would have to say it's close to 1:00 and pitch black. We start heading back to PA.... I turned around and asked if he was at least ok back there cause i knew it was going to be an uncomfortalbe ride and then asked if he needed anything (assuming a drink or anything else before we got on the interstate) He winked........
i almost fell out of my seat. wink.gif I knew that was my cue. I leaned over and kissed my bf on the neck and said i didn't need anything either, i didn't want to him to become curious of my behavior as i hadn't been so "lovey' for sake of a better word the whole time we were around this cat.
Were off...........

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bondiguy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 8 2007, 07:31 PM)
actually i was sitting a few seats over from him at the bar....  i'm chattin it up with a girlfriend of mine and he leaned over to the bartender as i was ordering a beer and said it's on me...then he looked over at me and said...i love your mannerisms.  I guess he had been watching me or something. 
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and ur story, it's a trilogy!!! tongue.gif
tera
My hubby told me I needed to tell this story:

The weather has been great this winter in So. Fl. and we have been taking advantage of it. This past weekend we were hanging out in the back yard with his buddy drinking a few beers and watching the games. After a few beers I mentioned it was nice enough to lay out and get some sun. Both guys said they would enjoy watching me lay-out and watching the game at the same time. I was buzzed and getting horny and said I would but told my hubby he knows when I lay-out in the backyard i'm nude because I don't want tan lines. He said he was sure his buddy was fine with that being he's seen me nude several times anyway. His buddy spoke up and said he never gets tired of looking at me, so out came the lawnchair and off went the clothes and for the next 1 & 1/2 hours I laid out completly naked while the boys got their eyes full. It was so exciting that when we finally went inside and ordered pizza they dared me to ans the door nude when the pizza came. I am always up for a dare, and I think the pizza boy was up himself once his eyes got back into his head.Needless to say, watching the game wasn't so important!
bondiguy
goood story
evade20
QUOTE(tera @ Jan 9 2007, 01:03 AM)
My hubby told me I needed to tell this story:

The weather has been great this winter in So. Fl. and we have been taking advantage of it. This past weekend we were hanging out in the back yard with his buddy drinking a few beers and watching the games. After a few beers I mentioned it was nice enough to lay out and get some sun. Both guys said they would enjoy watching me lay-out and watching the game at the same time. I was buzzed and getting horny and said I would but told my hubby he knows when I lay-out in the backyard i'm nude because I don't want tan lines. He said he was sure his buddy was fine with that being he's seen me nude several times anyway. His buddy spoke up and said he never gets tired of looking at me, so out came the lawnchair and off went the clothes and for the next 1 & 1/2 hours I laid out completly naked while the boys got their eyes full. It was so exciting that when we finally went inside and ordered pizza they dared me to ans the door nude when the pizza came. I am always up for a dare, and I think the pizza boy was up himself once his eyes got back into his head.Needless to say, watching the game wasn't so important!
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Lvrboy
QUOTE(tera @ Jan 9 2007, 02:03 AM)
My hubby told me I needed to tell this story:

The weather has been great this winter in So. Fl. and we have been taking advantage of it. This past weekend we were hanging out in the back yard with his buddy drinking a few beers and watching the games. After a few beers I mentioned it was nice enough to lay out and get some sun. Both guys said they would enjoy watching me lay-out and watching the game at the same time. I was buzzed and getting horny and said I would but told my hubby he knows when I lay-out in the backyard i'm nude because I don't want tan lines. He said he was sure his buddy was fine with that being he's seen me nude several times anyway. His buddy spoke up and said he never gets tired of looking at me, so out came the lawnchair and off went the clothes and for the next 1 & 1/2 hours I laid out completly naked while the boys got their eyes full. It was so exciting that when we finally went inside and ordered pizza they dared me to ans the door nude when the pizza came. I am always up for a dare, and I think the pizza boy was up himself once his eyes got back into his head.Needless to say, watching the game wasn't so important!
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Bobaloo
This thread has some of the coolest shit that never happens to me in it.
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 9 2007, 10:06 AM)
This thread has some of the coolest shit that never happens to me in it.
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Me too.

Either people are embellishing things or I am just a collosal loser.


Well I guess that pretty much answers itself. silvio.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 9 2007, 12:58 PM)
Me too.

Either people are embellishing things or I am just a collosal loser.
Well I guess that pretty much answers itself.  silvio.gif
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Anyone who can spell collosal without looking it up IS a loser.

Oh, um, wait a minute. Never mind.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 9 2007, 12:58 PM)
Me too.

Either people are embellishing things or I am just a collosal loser.
Well I guess that pretty much answers itself.  silvio.gif
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I didnt wanna say it but grinning-smiley-003.gif
hott1976
i told you i was young when this shit was happening to me. Now i just skip that stuff and fuck!
ddd35
penthouse forum become available online did it ?
bondiguy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 10 2007, 05:30 PM)
i told you i was young when this shit was happening to me.  Now i just skip that stuff and fuck!
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Fuck yeah grinning-smiley-003.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 10 2007, 05:30 PM)
i told you i was young when this shit was happening to me.  Now i just skip that stuff and fuck!
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grinning-smiley-003.gif
wincy69
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 10 2007, 09:30 PM)
i told you i was young when this shit was happening to me.  Now i just skip that stuff and fuck!
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Hott i'd still like to know the ending!!!

Anyone else???? 2thumbs.gif 2thumbs.gif
hott1976
i said i would finish.... i just hate sitting here and typing a long lengthy post.
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