pointless posts...???

Pointless posts?

yeah thats it

Pointless posts are overrated. that's why I made sure this one isn't pointless

you learn quickly my sons

A few from:

THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY
by
AMBROSE BIERCE


BRIDE, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

BRUTE, n. See HUSBAND.

CONGRATULATION, n. The civility of envy.

DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country.

DISTANCE, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to
call theirs, and keep.

If you want to see more here is the link:
http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/dvldc10.txt

those are good...and a swift departure from the usual urban dictionary definitions

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Fran Lebowitz

Bring back the Urban Dictionary!

yoink:
the legal way to steal. Only requires that you say the word "Yoink" and then take desired object.

"Hey, that's a nice bottle of rum you've got there... 'YOINK!'"

Homer does it all the time!

The only real truth!

Homer: Lenny, without the dental plan, you wouldn't have that diamond in your tooth.
*Lenny smiles*
Guy with no name: YOINK!

Im trying to think of a scene off the top of my head.... I know there are many!

When Homer joins the NRA, Marge leaves him because he won't give up his gun! Snake holds up that Hotel and when he is surrounded by other NRA members, Marge and Homer argue and he steals the envelope with the money... "yoink"

"Honestly...it is not my favorite thing to do but i will work at it and do the best i can to be as dirty and gratifying as possible. That's how i roll. LOL ".....""Hott1976""

"I'm never drinking again" - Bondiguy, January 1st, 2007 1:30pm

"Has anyone got a bottle opener? - Bondiguy, January 1st, 2007 5pm

My thought for the day is this......

Don't waste money on expensive binoculars, simply stand closer to the object you wish to look at!

its good thought

If you spend time judging people you leave no time to love them.



(or something close to that)


-mother Theresa

I never thought I'd see Mother Theresa on these boards

"Plutoed" was chosen 2006's Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society at its annual meeting Friday.

To "pluto" is "to demote or devalue someone or something," much like what happened to the former planet last year when the General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union decided Pluto didn't meet its definition of a planet.

Yes,'plutoed'...
Much like the IAU themselves; in the minds of people- across the entire face of the planet!, after coming to that conclusion.

Worst word ever!

haha, it's funny cuz it's true!


cuz the girl I'm spying on might catch on.







How did she rate on the main page?

(I'm going to hell for that bit)

Should probably be in the "Jokes" thread, but here it is anyway:

When Mother Teresa died and went to heaven, God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. "Be thou hungry, Mother Teresa?" asked God. "I could eat," she replied. So, God opened a can of tuna, unwrapped a loaf of rye bread, and they began to share it. While eating the humble tuna sandwich, Mother Teresa looked down into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasant and pastries. Curious, but deeply trusting, she remained quiet.

The next day, God invited her to join him for a meal. Again, it was tuna and rye bread. Once again, Mother Teresa could see the denizens of Hell enjoying lamb, turkey and apple pie. Still, she said nothing.

The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. She couldn't contain herself any longer. Meekly, she asked, "God, I am grateful to be in heaven with you as a reward for the pious, obedient life I led. But here in heaven, all I get is tuna and a piece of rye bread, and in the other place they eat like emperors and kings! I just don't understand it."

God sighed: "Let's be honest, Teresa. For two people, it just doesn't pay to cook."

I gave her a 10, but then again, I am a necropheliac

It really was true
Her boobs are saggy, i gave her a 3



We have hit a new low

Just when I thought we were at the bottom rung.

you forgot about the rungs below the surface, that's where I lurk

Touche, I never thought we'd hit Necrophelia but here we are

If your dog told you he could make you a millionaire, he'd be right.

Pass the blunt please dude

Thoughts for 2007

Written by Dorothy Cole ( and stolen from Militantplatypus.com )

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet, and he won’t bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a Slinky ….. not really good for anything, but
you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

#2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE #1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven’t got a clue as
to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
immigration.

haha, that is one smart woman....and she must smoke A LOT of dope.

And how!

I kind of had Paul Schaffer jingle music in the background after I read #1

A word from my mentor about relationships.....

"Bandit.....remember when you think about doing something stupid......"The fucking you get, ain't WORTH the fucking your gonna get"

Damn was he a smart man.....lol

Something to say when you are out with your mates and you spot an ugly chick.

"Mate, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick and that bloke pushing!"

Thought for the day .


IF eating natural foods is so good for us then why evrytime I pick up a newspaper and read the Obituary's it says they died of NATURAL CAUSES ?????

thought for tommorrow



DONT TAKE LIFE TO SERIOUS NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY ..

what about, if working was good, why did the rich leave it up to the poor?

good question ?

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Elbert Hubbard

If Mary rode all the way to Bethlehem on her ass, wouldn't she have got gravel rash?

The Danes are the smartest people in the world.

Their words for marriage and poison are the same.