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boanna
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 23 2006, 01:38 PM)
duh... both, obviously laughing-smiley-017.gif
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maybe none of it seems wild to me, just fun. thats why i sit here and dont know what to answer. how bout wild places i have had sex? like when we pulled over in a parking lot at night, (it happened to be lit up), i wanted to sit in his lap, with him in me, while i drove the stearing wheel. we didnt get far, like 5 feet, it was too exciting. after the whole event, we discovered we were outside a firestation and the whole frickin place was full of firefighters!
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 03:39 PM)
how bout the strangest? like not learning how to swallow till i was almost 40. aint that a shocker! u know the benefit of swallowing? he can keep driving and there's no mess to clean up!
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Oh my Now youve even made the old guy ME (HARD )
boanna
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 23 2006, 01:40 PM)
Yes I remember now hun   , Im sorry  bang.gif
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u should, u got i trouble for not opening the garage door enough! robbed the neighbors of their afternoon delight!
boanna
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 23 2006, 01:40 PM)
either or, or all of the above!
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well the ohsolongago event with my friend on the track team cums too mind, jr high, carrie H. she was a redheaded hottie. but u know that story.
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 03:41 PM)
maybe none of it seems wild to me, just fun. thats why i sit here and dont know what to answer.  how bout wild places i have had sex? like when we pulled over in a parking lot at night, (it happened to be lit up), i wanted to sit in his lap, with him in me, while i drove the stearing wheel.  we didnt get far, like 5 feet, it was too exciting. after the whole event, we discovered we were outside a firestation and the whole frickin place was full of firefighters!
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wal mart parking lot you blowing me as we drive through the lot in my convertable vette just slow enough the guys and gals can catch a glimpse of your head in my lap , or crusing down the interstate with your top off
boanna
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 23 2006, 01:41 PM)
Oh my  Now youve even made the old guy  ME    (HARD )
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that was the same year i learned what the saying "back door guests are best" means
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 03:42 PM)
u should, u got i trouble for not opening the garage door enough! robbed the neighbors of their afternoon delight!
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I know I know they still call leaving threatning messages on my voice mail
boanna
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 23 2006, 01:41 PM)
u know all the right answers...you should do one of those public service announcements.
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omg, u dont wanna go there. i have done some announcements, like in home depot. mr. bo about died! i will never know how i talked that man into saying that over the loud speaker. i bet he got fired!
jrock8
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 02:46 PM)
omg, u dont wanna go there. i have done some announcements, like in home depot. mr. bo about died! i will never know how i talked that man into saying that over the loud speaker.  i bet he got fired!
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that sounds like a story time to me, lol popc1.gif
boanna
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 23 2006, 01:44 PM)
wal mart parking lot  you blowing me as we drive through the lot  in my convertable  vette  just slow enough the guys and gals can catch a glimpse of your head in my lap ,  or crusing down the interstate  with your top off
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and thats just during the daylight!
boanna
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 23 2006, 01:45 PM)
I know I know  they still call leaving threatning messages on my voice mail
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its ok. i make up for it every other day when i wash the trucks with tons of soap and take a very long time.
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 03:48 PM)
and thats just during the daylight!
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well of course after dark we move to a more centralized location
Gnappster
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 23 2006, 01:47 PM)
that sounds like a story time to me, lol  popc1.gif
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yuh huh
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 03:49 PM)
its ok. i make up for it every other day when i wash the trucks with tons of soap and take a very long time.
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well damn then maybe the neighber guy is queer , if he gets to see you wash the truck but yet hes mad at me for leaving the door down he must want to see my shlong ...that dirty old man ....
boanna
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 23 2006, 01:47 PM)
that sounds like a story time to me, lol  popc1.gif
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actually, its not sexual, just funny. me and mr bo were talking about gettin hitched, instead of just living in sin. so i got this guy to say "Mr.+++, boanna (cept my real name) wants to know if you'll marry her", then the threw in "and if dont answer fast, Im gonna". i laughed my ass off. i found mr bo. hiding in the lumber department, face as read as a tomato!
boanna
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 23 2006, 01:50 PM)
well of course after dark we move to a more  centralized location
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like my back porch, which is on the second story. never waste a thunderstorm...shed some clothes and head for the porch! nothing beats a good fuck while its raining hard!
jrock8
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 02:52 PM)
actually, its not sexual, just funny.  me and mr bo were talking about gettin hitched, instead of just living in sin. so i got this guy to say "Mr.+++, boanna (cept my real name) wants to know if you'll marry her", then the threw in "and if dont answer fast, Im gonna".  i laughed my ass off.  i found mr bo. hiding in the lumber department, face as read as a tomato!
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i think he just wanted to give you some good wood banana2.gif

eh, fuck... probably every guy in the place did... can't say i blame 'em
boanna
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 23 2006, 01:52 PM)
well damn then maybe the neighber guy is queer , if he gets to see you wash the truck but yet hes mad at me for leaving the door down   he must want to see my shlong  ...that dirty old man  ....
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but he has a wife....maybe she wants to see!
jrock8
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 02:54 PM)
like my back porch, which is on the second story.  never waste a thunderstorm...shed some clothes and head for the porch! nothing beats a good fuck while its raining hard!
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how about a hard fucking while it's raining good? confused-smiley-013.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 03:54 PM)
like my back porch, which is on the second story.  never waste a thunderstorm...shed some clothes and head for the porch! nothing beats a good fuck while its raining hard!
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raining hard cocks is what youd like best im guessing
boanna
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 23 2006, 01:54 PM)
i think he just wanted to give you some good wood banana2.gif

eh, fuck... probably every guy in the place did... can't say i blame 'em
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but that was the best part. everyone was walking around trying to see who these two people were. i never let on it was me.
boanna
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 23 2006, 01:55 PM)
how about a hard fucking while it's raining good? confused-smiley-013.gif
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yea, thats what i ment to say!
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 03:54 PM)
but he has a wife....maybe she wants to see!
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I keep forgetting about her coco.gif
boanna
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 23 2006, 01:56 PM)
raining hard cocks  is what youd like best im guessing
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yea, but not to many at one time. i might loose an eye!
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 03:57 PM)
yea, but not to many at one time. i might loose an eye!
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well hun thats true we will use the number system But im 1 , 2 , 3
boanna
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 23 2006, 01:36 PM)
alright bo, you want truth?
what's the wildest thing you've ever done sexually?

and while we're at it... what's the wildest thing you've never had a chance to do sexually, but still want to?  (other than go down on a girl)
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oh yea, u wanted sexual and i gave u a marriage story.

well, i have been known to masturbate, in the toy hauler, while its being pulled down the road. mr bo is driving the truck and he has no idea, cept "how cum shes not answering me on the walkie talkie?" yea, i know, not suppossed to ride in an rv while its being pulled. but when have i ever followed any rules!
boanna
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 23 2006, 01:59 PM)
well hun  thats true  we will use the number system     But im  1 , 2 , 3
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i hope you're limber!
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 04:04 PM)
i hope you're limber!
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the bodies limber and the cocks hard ,,
boanna
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 23 2006, 02:06 PM)
the bodies limber and the cocks  hard  ,,
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what more is there to life? laughing-smiley-017.gif
Carole
I enjoy the occasional, no-strings-attached, no-promises-made-or-commitments-expected kind of thing.

Is there something wrong with just wanting to get fucked ?
ddd35
QUOTE(Carole @ Aug 24 2006, 12:41 AM)
I enjoy the occasional, no-strings-attached, no-promises-made-or-commitments-expected kind of thing.

Is there something wrong with just wanting to get fucked ?
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well no id have to say there is not , I used to like a anonymouse fucks meet stepout of the bar take a good fuck and disapear
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 04:23 PM)
what more is there to life?   laughing-smiley-017.gif
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at that moment not a whole hell of allot
bondiguy
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 03:39 PM)
how bout the strangest? like not learning how to swallow till i was almost 40. aint that a shocker! u know the benefit of swallowing? he can keep driving and there's no mess to clean up!
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Always thinking 2 moves ahead
evade20
QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 03:54 PM)
like my back porch, which is on the second story.? never waste a thunderstorm...shed some clothes and head for the porch! nothing beats a good fuck while its raining hard!
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Damn, Where's Boanna when we need her to liven this board up???


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ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 18 2011, 04:06 AM)
Damn,  Where's Boanna when we nedd her to liven this board up???
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I miss her and her charming Wit and her great tits . 2thumbs.gif
evade20
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 18 2011, 02:37 PM)
I miss her and her charming Wit and her great tits .  2thumbs.gif
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grinning-smiley-003.gif She had a way about her that drove this board!!! 2thumbs.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 18 2011, 12:45 PM)
grinning-smiley-003.gif She had a way about her that drove this board!!! 2thumbs.gif
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Oh I agree . She doesnt even answer email anymore tongue.gif
evade20
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 18 2011, 02:51 PM)
Oh I agree . She doesnt even answer email anymore  tongue.gif
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Have you tried her new screenname?
Buck Turgidson
I think everyone needs a refresh of Boanna's reappearance. Very bizarre reappearance.

She's now "slapacop"
http://www.ratemymelons.com/profile.php?userId=36563


Then one day, she (or mystery impostor??) shows up in totally different character. It's a good read, the good stuff begins on post #1334

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Boanna-t1028-s1320.html
evade20
QUOTE(Buck Turgidson @ Dec 19 2011, 04:02 AM)
I think everyone needs a refresh of Boanna's reappearance. Very bizarre reappearance.

She's now "slapacop"
http://www.ratemymelons.com/profile.php?userId=36563
Then one day, she (or mystery impostor??) shows up in totally different character. It's a good read, the good stuff begins on post #1334

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Boanna-t1028-s1320.html
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Thanks! I was too lazy to search! blink.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 19 2011, 04:07 AM)
Thanks!  I was too lazy to search!  blink.gif
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I didnt think it was her
evade20
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 19 2011, 08:50 AM)
I didnt think it was her
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I agree... Probably depends on how stoned she was. blink.gif confused-smiley-013.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif ph34r.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 19 2011, 08:52 PM)
I agree...  Probably depends on how stoned she was.   blink.gif  unsure.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif  ph34r.gif
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laughing-smiley-014.gif , But not sure she was into that either tongue.gif
evade20
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 20 2011, 08:23 AM)
laughing-smiley-014.gif , But not sure she was into that either  tongue.gif
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She claims to be selling medical marijuana... I can't believe she isn't doing some quality control!!!!! laughing-smiley-014.gif ph34r.gif
Buck Turgidson
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 20 2011, 08:27 PM)
She claims to be selling medical marijuana...  I can't believe she isn't doing some quality control!!!!! laughing-smiley-014.gif  ph34r.gif
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I learned on TV that: "Never get high on your own product"

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evade20
QUOTE(Buck Turgidson @ Dec 20 2011, 08:41 PM)
I learned on TV that: "Never get high on your own product"

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ddd35
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 20 2011, 06:27 PM)
She claims to be selling medical marijuana...  I can't believe she isn't doing some quality control!!!!! laughing-smiley-014.gif  ph34r.gif
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LOL
evade20
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 21 2011, 08:21 AM)
LOL
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ddd35
Okay back to the topic at hand . I believe yes women do do it . tongue.gif
redneckgirl
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 23 2011, 10:47 AM)
Okay back to the topic at hand . I believe yes women do do it .  tongue.gif
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I do it. I actually have a regular fuck buddy. We fuck, he goes home. Or I go home. Whichever. Thats all it is.
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