if there are any girls that like sex but no relationship where are thay i am looking to try this but all the girls that like me want a relationship plz reply girls. help me out here lol ^^

I'm a dude, but a post whore so I'll reply anyway.
go to the bar and find the drunkest girl at last call. she'll probably have sex with you and won't even remember your name in the morning.
That is all®

Occassionally.

thas horrible advice! (it probably will work) but shame on you gnapp haha

well it's better than bondi's technique of slipping rufies in their drink

thats where you're wrong, even drunk girls can say no (occasionally) my plan is fail safe!

I believe it's referred to as "the world's oldest profession" and should cost you between $100 & $1000 depending on your taste.



*no I am NOT posting from experience *

*cough* bullshit *cough*

nah bondi, i believe... even hookers have SOME standards

$100?!?! c'mon...







I'm sure you've paid way less than that.

Im guessing he shops for whore the same way he shops for clothes at the discount shops, and resale shops .... Hookers for LEss

I agree, but sit back and think.... Do u think Pay has ever paid for sex? Only one answer comes to mind!

Now be fair Gnappy, you are applying Canadian standards! What do you charge?

btw, the advice works great - it's worked with me several times!

Actually, it's been so long since he's had sex, he's forgotten who pays.

If he pours alcohol on his hand trying to get it drunk before he wanks it does that count as a date that costs ????

Pay doesnt stoop that low! He justs sits on his left hand until its numb and then starts going for a lamb shank... feels like another person!

I charge $8.00 for the night and 3 popsicles out of the freezer.

2 popsicles, but you can have this old birdcage

Still got it!

Lamb shank??.. what an odd refernece

Yea the hooker angle is the only way your gonna get laid without the boyfriend/girlfriend bulldog coming to pee on yer leg.

Also the last call skag hunt. If yer lookin for a wet willie with no phone calls later I guess the drunkest chicks alone in a bar at 2 AM is a way to go. Of course your talking quantity not Quality there

Preachers daughters are another untapped don't tell resource They aint gonna tell their daddy's they have been bad and being a preachers daughter who has been religiously repressed from sex, getting laid is foremost on her mind

The thing is it also depends on your age.... if you are in your late teens early twenties, The girls you like who you say like you and say they wanna relationship are prolly trying not to come off as the " I wanna fuck something but appear to be a 'nice" girl" type.

But theres something to be said about a nice relationship as well. Try it out. You might like it. Fucking isnt the be all end all. Enjoyable comfort time spent together with a girl who will scratch your back just cause you ask is pretty cool too

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It is cockney slang... Sweetnsexy and other English ladies will know it rhymes with wank

bondi talking about masturbating and farm animal parts didn't seem so hard for me to believe so I didn't even give it a second glance



oooh never thought of that one!

The preacher's daughter angle is so true!!! Ah, good ol' allison was always good for a game of truth, dare, or mega-dare; nervous; strip go-fish; and interior decorator.

truth, dare or mega-dare

never did a preachers daughter , dated a judges daughter for a while , till I had to go in front of him in his court for public indecency .... and what is mega dare ????

I mega-dare you to click this link.

Now that's funny. I know you better than not to look before I leap.

well u CAN say u have looked at some boobies that belong to a preachers daughter. bo's a preachers daughter.

well you do have the rack of an angel

Wanna play truth, dare, or mega-dare??

Dad must be one heck of a preacher, cause God has blesssed you well Bo!

Or.. what I should have said is:


so if your dad's a preacher, does that mean your mom is an altar boy??

I suppose YOU thought that was humerous! Took me ages to remember my name and log back in again!

sorry
it was meant for whoshisface on the last page

There is no way Im clicking that! haha



And somehow that makes you even MORE attractive to me

angel? i haven't sprouted any wings yet. but i do notice some red hot pokie things atop my head, and sometimes i feel some when i sit down!

truth, since all u can dare me to do here is show some pics. but the frickin truth about some things would knock your socks off!

i didnt get my personality from his preacher years. got it from his night club musician years. oh, and he spent some years as a cop too.

i clicked one of his cute little links before. had to rebuild my computer after that!

well hun your as close to a angel that ive seen , and I was thinking with your naughty side you were a preachers daughter ...

mom....no, mom thought being a preachers wife was some sort of payment for her sin. southern baptist...cant smoke u know, well she used to actually do this: to sneak her smokes, she had a lady friend mail her a box of tampons, and each one was removed and replaced with a cig! only one store in that small texas town, so she couldnt take the chance of being seen buying them.

alright bo, you want truth?


what's the wildest thing you've ever done sexually?

and while we're at it... what's the wildest thing you've never had a chance to do sexually, but still want to? (other than go down on a girl)

im not naughty. naughty is a woman who "talks" about sex, but doesnt really like it. what i am is nice, when i say i'd like u to bend me over the old ford in the garage, with the garage door 1/4 of the way open, i mean it!

alone, or with someone?

duh... both, obviously

how bout the strangest? like not learning how to swallow till i was almost 40. aint that a shocker! u know the benefit of swallowing? he can keep driving and there's no mess to clean up!

either or, or all of the above!

Yes I remember now hun , Im sorry

u know all the right answers...you should do one of those public service announcements.